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Darth Zaius
02-09-2003, 05:11 PM
*picks up a beer bottle and smashes half of it on the counter* unguard!!!

ckcsaber
02-09-2003, 05:15 PM
ckcsaber looks over his drink to see a man standing by the bar counter, holding a broken bottle.

Cooly, he picks up his spear and knocks him on the side of the head with the blunt end.

Darth Zaius is unconscious for 3 posts

Ratmjedi
02-09-2003, 05:41 PM
Smacks ckcsaber with a Dodger baseball bat, :D

*is knocked out for 5 posts*

Anyone want to brawl outside?

*goes over to bar and orders a beer*

:lsduel: :duel:

ZBomber
02-09-2003, 05:54 PM
*Walks in*
*kills himself*

Something like that? :p

Darth Zaius
02-09-2003, 06:19 PM
*wakes up*

*goes to ZBomber`s corpse*

*pokes it with a stick*

*gets lightsaber out*
come on havart you

*uses force grip and raises RatmJedi 10 feet off the ground with his left arm*

now you shall feal my pain!!

* Darth Zaius then raises his lightsaber, using the force from his other hand and cuts off Ratmjedi`s arms and legs off slowly, turns off the lightsaber with the force, puts it into his belt, raises Ratmjedi higher, and slams him down, then uses force drain and lightning off and on untill he dies* *Ratmjedi is dead for 6 more posts, untill cloned*

Darth Zaius
02-09-2003, 06:59 PM
come on, any challengers, i am getting impatient

Wraith 8
02-09-2003, 07:09 PM
*Sits in the mod and admin corner of the bar and orders 3 drinks. one for Lexx, one for Rogue 15 and one for himself.*

its ok for you kids to fight... but keep it civilized :p

*watches the show*

Darth Zaius
02-09-2003, 07:30 PM
thanks for your positive input Wraith 8, and I promise you, the next challenger`s death shall be even more gruesome.

Tie Guy
02-09-2003, 07:35 PM
I get up from my seat in the bar and do a few quick stretches. Then i run over and tackle Wraith 8 off his chair.

"Come on Lynk, back me up!" :D


*wraith 8 is down for 2 posts*

Katarn07
02-09-2003, 07:52 PM
"Now now. Leave the mods alone!"

Gets up and defends Rouge15 and leXX with bar stool. Throws it at Tie Guy's head and knocks him out for three posts.

Darth Zaius
02-09-2003, 07:58 PM
*watches what is going on* wow

*walks to tie guy`s knocked out body and pokes it with a stick*

im sorry but I have an obsession of doing things like this, please forgive me, anyways if anybody wants to challenge me, ill be in my quarters

*goes into a private penthouse ontop of the cantina with some twi`leks and waits for a challenger*

ZBomber
02-09-2003, 08:05 PM
Hey, I'm the perosn who pokes peopel around here! :mad: :jab:

*throws Zaius into lava*

Darth Zaius
02-09-2003, 08:35 PM
i don`t think so...

*darth Zaius jumps from a corner of a ledge from the volcano and back-flips behind ZBomber,Darth Zaius then thrusts his right hand into ZBombers back, moves his hand around a bit, and grabs on to his spine, tugs a bit rips out the whole skeleton out of his body, and throws it down as his flesh and muscle collapse onto the ground ala Sub Zero, Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance*

good thing im wearing gloves

*ZBomber is dead for 6 posts, untill cloned*

Darth Zaius
02-09-2003, 08:53 PM
Since there have been no new challengers, i dub myself evil Sith Master of the Cantina, and yes have an evil day:evil2:

Boba Rhett
02-09-2003, 08:54 PM
*teleports himself behind Zaius and silently removes yoink stick from holster*

*with one swift stroke, Rhett utters the magic incantations and the yoink stink lets forth a mighty burst of energy*

*the energy penetrates Zaius's head*

*Zaius screams and grabs his head*

*light starts shining out of all of Zaius's head holes*

*Zaius drops to the ground screaming just as his head explodes*



Zaius is down for 4 posts.



You are either with me or against me! Now, who shall stand with me?! Those who do not live by my law shall die by my law!

*raises stick high above his head*

Katarn07
02-09-2003, 09:00 PM
"You killed Z you B######!" Runs to Zaius's dead body, "This is for you Z..."

Pokes corpse a few times. Does Dr. Evil laugh, "I am the most powerful drunk to be here!" Sees Rhett and frowns, "Ahhh crap..."

Takes out pepper spray and a lighter and uses the two to create a flame thrower and torches Rhett.

Rhett is out for 5 posts.

Tie Guy
02-09-2003, 09:25 PM
But suddenly Katarn's flame shoots back and the entire canister explodes, leaving only bits and pieces of Katarn's charred limbs scattered across the cantina.


*Katarn is down for 4 posts*

ZBomber
02-09-2003, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Katarn07
"You killed Z you B######!" Runs to Zaius's dead body, "This is for you Z..."

Pokes corpse a few times. Does Dr. Evil laugh, "I am the most powerful drunk to be here!" Sees Rhett and frowns, "Ahhh crap..."

Takes out pepper spray and a lighter and uses the two to create a flame thrower and torches Rhett.

Rhett is out for 5 posts.

Thanks Katarn. Now i can rest in peace
*ZBomber floats up*
*Hits ceiling*

Ratmjedi
02-09-2003, 09:30 PM
That was good Rhett. I'm still laughing my ass off

*Gets cloned from telephone booth*

*Walks out and sits on a stool and orders a Screwdriver*

So it looks like Rhett is the boss here. I pledge my alligience to Rhett.

Get's Darth Zaius corpse and throws it into the nearest star were he can't get cloned.


*Darth Zaius is out untill he reaches 1,000 posts* :p

:lsduel: :duel:

Katarn07
02-09-2003, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by Ratmjedi

*Darth Zaius is out untill he reaches 1,000 posts* :p

:lsduel: :duel:

Outta character: LMOA

ZBomber
02-09-2003, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by Ratmjedi
That was good Rhett. I'm still laughing my ass off

*Gets cloned from telephone booth*

*Walks out and sits on a stool and orders a Screwdriver*

So it looks like Rhett is the boss here. I pledge my alligience to Rhett.

Get's Darth Zaius corpse and throws it into the nearest star were he can't get cloned.


*Darth Zaius is out untill he reaches 1,000 posts* :p

:lsduel: :duel:

Now lets see if we can get it so that his post count doesn't go up. :p

Darth Zaius
02-09-2003, 10:35 PM
or so you think *is in ghost form*


:gben:
i still live on for there is no death but the force, and I have become more powerful than you could ever imagine, and I am going to haunt you Radmjedi untill the 1,000 posts run thier course so tough luck

Ratmjedi
02-10-2003, 02:22 AM
i still live on for there is no death but the force, and I have become more powerful than you could ever imagine, and I am going to haunt you Radmjedi untill the 1,000 posts run thier course so tough luck :o


He he he he he he he

I like being bad :D

You also spelled my name wrong so I guess your going to be haunting someone else that has has a d in there name instead of a t :p


:lsduel: :duel:

leXX
02-10-2003, 06:21 AM
*sits in corner watching the action from a distance laughing*

Thanks for the drink Wraith 8, cheers! ;)

*goes back to watching the action*

ZBomber
02-10-2003, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by leXX
*sits in corner watching the action from a distance laughing*

Thanks for the drink Wraith 8, cheers! ;)

*goes back to watching the action*

*gibles LeXX*
*Walks out bar full*

Lynk Former
02-10-2003, 08:47 AM
*walks in and walks around the bar fight to the bar.*

I'll have a beer thanks...

*barman ducks as a chair almost hits him then gets the beer*

Thanx

*Lynk walks over to Wraithy and Lexx, chair, bottles and people flying past him all missing, he sits down with 'em*

So what's going on in here?

ckcsaber
02-10-2003, 01:35 PM
Ckcsaber wakes up, rubbing the bump on his head. He sees the broken dodger bat lying on the ground. Infuriated he goes to the corner and takes out a cage. Inside there is a screaming monkey.

He laughs manically to himself as he opens the cage door to release the “RABID RALLY MONKEY.”

With a screech the monkey jumps out and viciously mauls ratmjedi, who is now poisoned.

Ratmjedi is unconscious until someone gives him the antidote and says the magic words “Angels are the kings of California”
:D

Darth Zaius
02-10-2003, 01:42 PM
bah, just forget it, ill haunt somebody else

*begins to haunt leXX*

Wraith 8
02-10-2003, 04:04 PM
*looks at Lynk*
oh.. your usual bar fight.

How's that drink Lexx? want another?
*dodges beer can :D*

Tie Guy
02-10-2003, 04:23 PM
You mods are no fun! :p


I take out a highpowered disrupter rfile and turn the Rabid Rally Monkey into a smoldering pile of carbon.

*Rally Monkey is out permenantly**

Darth Zaius
02-10-2003, 04:43 PM
* now haunts Wraith 8*

boo!

Katarn07
02-10-2003, 05:12 PM
Katarn's ashes reform to his normal self, he runs to a pay phone.

"Yes, operator? Could you get me the ghost busters? Yeah, I'll wait."

The 4 men run in and capture Darth Zaius.

Katarn gets onto a table and points at the trapped ghost and does in his best Nelson voice, "Ha ha!"

Bashes beer bottle against bar, but it doesnt break. Goes to pool room and returns weilding duel pool sticks and yells in his best Ace Ventura voice, "Alrighty then!"

Whacks Tie Guy in head a few times, kicks him out in the back alley, and does Dr. Evil laugh again.

Darth Zaius is out until Ghostbusters 3 comes out.
Tie Guy is out for 5 posts.

ckcsaber
02-10-2003, 05:28 PM
"Rally Monkey, Nooooo...!' cries ckcsaber.

Hastily he hips out his Anaheim Angel Thunderstix, and begins wacking Katarn07 over the head. When he sees this is not doing anything, he calls Troy Glaus over to the bar and whack Katarn07 in the back of the head.

Katarn07 is knocked out for 6 posts

Boba Rhett
02-10-2003, 05:34 PM
*The counter spells Rhett casts before all fights take effect and restore Rhett's body*

*wipes blood away from lip, reholsters yoink stick and with a fire in his eyes he walks up behind Zbomber just as he's turning around to face Rhett*

*Zbomber wets himself*

*before Zbomber can do anything else Rhett grabs him by the neck with one hand and raises him off the ground*

*Rhett brings Zbomber face to face with him*

*He stares soberly into Zbomber's now, "frightened kitten" like face then with one mighty squeeze, pops Z's head clean off and lets his body drop to the ground*

*Rhett then turns to face the group*


Next?


*Flexes upper body and makes shirt fly off*


Zbomber is down for 6 posts

Darth Zaius
02-10-2003, 05:36 PM
*an angry voice is heard from a distant vaccume cleaner*

I`ll get you next time Katarn07!!!!!!!

daring dueler
02-10-2003, 06:09 PM
i run in grab a botlte of blue beer:p ...........................3 hours later.......hickup....hickup........you dont.....know....me! falls down the stairs katarn07 runs up pokes me does his doctor evil laugh and runs away.......i die 3 hours later on the same stairs after being puked on and defiled....numerous times!.......owwww.

leXX
02-10-2003, 06:13 PM
*Zbomber's head knocks leXX's drink out of her hand*

*leXX stands up angrily*

What the?

Right, no more Mrs nice Mod, who wants some?

*Wraith8 and Lynk stand up behind leXX*

Wraith8: Don't worry leXX, we got your back!

*leXX runs into the crowd swinging her sword randomly dismembering heads as she goes, Tie Guy's head is first to go :P*

Tie Guy is down for 5 posts.

ckcsaber
02-10-2003, 06:28 PM
ckcsaber, looking up, sees an angry leXX swinging her sword viciously with Lynk and Wraith guarding her back. He quickly buys a can of Coca Cola, and jumps up from his bar stool.

He then runs to a vending machine and buys a bag of pop rocks, shakes up the soda, and creates a mini grenade.

"ckcsaber owns this bar!" he shouts manically as he throws the soda into the bar.

The explosion rips thruout the once pleasent tavern

ckcsaber himself is knocked out by the explosion as is leXX,Lynk, and Wraith8 for 3 posts

Katarn07
02-10-2003, 06:40 PM
Well, I guess that's a bit to hard on ya Zaius... I guess you can come back after this post.

"Turns to all who oppose ckcsaber and Tie Guy and their moderator brutality, "We can't let this happen! Right?"

Drunks shout out, "No!"

"Without them, there would be no order and sensless Spam! Right!"

"Yeah!"

"So we must avenge their deaths and defend them! Are you with me?! Yea or Neh!?"

Drunks gasp to shout out answer. Lead drunk furrows his brow, "Which one means yes?"

Katarn mutters underbreath, "Yea."

Drunks pick up varying weapons and scream, "Yea!!!!!"

Katarn07 leads his new army of drunks against ckcsaber. He removes a fire extiguisher from the wall and sprays it into ckcsaber's eyes and takes a ballpoint pen and sticks it into ckcsaber's chest.

Puts pinky to lip and does Dr Evil laugh, "Muhahaha. Muhahahaha. Muhahaha."

ckcsaber is out for 3 posts.

obi
02-10-2003, 06:47 PM
*Walks in and orders a beer*

*sits on bar stool and watches fights*

*drinks beer*

*finishes beer*

*shrugs and walks over body on floor, and goes around a couple of people fighting*

*goes back to the swamp*

Tie Guy
02-10-2003, 07:14 PM
A cop comes into the room and pulls out his gun.

"Alright! The neighbors called and i'm here to bust this place up! Breathalizers test for all of you!"

*everyone under 21 that has had a drink in this thread is out for 2 posts - You know who you are :p*

Katarn07
02-10-2003, 07:21 PM
*cuffed and led out*

"Honest I didn't have a drink! I just torched a guy, clubbed one in the head with some pool sticks, stabbed one in the heart, and led a bunch of drunks against the anti-Mods!"

Chief Wiggum, "Oh boy. You have no idea how many I have heard that one... I wonder if they sell donuts here?"

Lynk Former
02-10-2003, 09:36 PM
*Lynk unsheaths his sword and looks over to Wraithy* Whenever you're ready buddy.

*suddenly Mr. Weasel walks into the topic*

...

*every1 stops and turns around to face Mr. Weasel who grins at them all showing his sharp deadly teeth*

... uh-oh

*EVERY1 RUNS OUT OF THE BAR*

*Mr. Weasel shrugs then walks back out*

:D that alwayz happens...

Tie Guy
02-10-2003, 11:15 PM
I pull out my lightsaber, slice Lynk's sword in half, then cut off all his appendages.

"We'll call it a draw." :D



*Lynk is out until he can find his way to a suitable prosthetics center.*

Lynk Former
02-10-2003, 11:25 PM
*watches as Tie Guy cuts off Katarn07's limbs*

someone should tell him which one I am... ah wells. *puts away his sword and goes back to enjoying his beer*

ckcsaber
02-11-2003, 08:25 AM
ckcsaber pulls the pen jammed into his eye. "For some reason, I thought that would be painfull" he mutters.

Tiredly he picks himself off the floor and rescues Katarn07 from Chief Wiggum....and begins to smack him around.:p

Katarn07 is out for 3 posts

Wraith 8
02-11-2003, 03:05 PM
*Wraith sees Lexx wield her sword like a maniac*

you know you should really try and control your anger :D

*takes out his 2 lightsabers. one orange and one blue. and joins the fight. then he accidentally cuts off Mr. weasels tail.*

uh oh.... IM SO DEAD!

*runs out of thread*

Wraith 8 is out untill he shakes off Mr. Weasel.

daring dueler
02-11-2003, 05:24 PM
daring dueler runs in carrying a picture of katarn07's body trips falls the picture flies out of hand and slits tie guys neck

he trips and lands on ckcsaber makin him fall on to a cup of beer the beeer instantly enters his system and he turns into a beer bug that zbobmber steps on.

Lynk Former
02-11-2003, 05:33 PM
Mr. Weasel: squeek!?

*Mr. Weasel's tail grows back*

Mr. Weasel: GRRRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!

*Mr. Weasel grabs onto Wraithy's ankle and starts ripping into him*

Lynk: Son of a...!!

*Lynk runs after Wraithy*

Lynk: YOU BASTARD!!

*catches up with Wraithy, punches him in the guts, Wraithy falls to the ground holding his stomach*

Lynk: Let's go. I'm sick of all of this...

*Lynk and Mr. Weasel leave's the topic*

Katarn07
02-11-2003, 05:36 PM
Katarn07 looks to the stunned ckcsaber and Tie Guy daring dueler forgot to distguish how long they were out for, so he takes out a screw driver, undoes all screw holding up the rack of cups over the bar, and lets the glasses fall onto his bar-nemesis.

ckcsaber and Tie Guy are out for 6 posts.

*Puts pinky to lip and does Dr. Evil laugh.*

The real Dr. Evil comes in with Mini-Me and Mr. Bigglsworth, and has Random Task hit him in the head with his shoe.

Katarn07 is out for 2 posts

ZBomber
02-11-2003, 05:55 PM
*Eats everybody except Taters and Katarn*
Yeh, that should do it.
*skips out of bar happily*

leXX
02-11-2003, 06:26 PM
Guess what guys, it's my time of the month!

*the whole bar runs for dear life*

Yep, and I didn't even have to lift a finger!! :D

ZBomber
02-11-2003, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by leXX
Guess what guys, it's my time of the month!

*the whole bar runs for dear life*

Yep, and I didn't even have to lift a finger!! :D

Hmm... Care to explain what you mean by that? :p :D

Katarn07
02-11-2003, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by leXX
Guess what guys, it's my time of the month!

*the whole bar runs for dear life*

Yep, and I didn't even have to lift a finger!! :D

"Jeez, not even allies are protected in times like this..."

Runs to airport, "Yes, I'd like some tickets to Zaire."

"It's called Congo, now, sir."

"Really? Jeez, that place always changes..."

Grabs tickets and gets on plane.

obi
02-11-2003, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by leXX
Guess what guys, it's my time of the month!



Payday? :confused:

:p

Darth Groovy
02-11-2003, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by leXX
Guess what guys, it's my time of the month!

*the whole bar runs for dear life*

Yep, and I didn't even have to lift a finger!! :D

*looks around and coughs*
*starts dancing like an animated bananna*

"Its peanut butter jelly time!, Peanut butter, peanut butter....."

*runs off*

ZBomber
02-11-2003, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
*looks around and coughs*
*starts dancing like an animated bananna*

"Its peanut butter jelly time!, Peanut butter, peanut butter....."

*runs off*

*eats Groovy thinking hes a banna*

Groovy is out for this post... .wow, thats harsh. :p

leXX
02-11-2003, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
*looks around and coughs*
*starts dancing like an animated bananna*

"Its peanut butter jelly time!, Peanut butter, peanut butter....."

*runs off*

Mwuahahahahahahahahahaha!!! (http://etrata.home.attbi.com/flash/banana.swf) :dev11:

Wraith 8
02-12-2003, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by ZBomber
Hmm... Care to explain what you mean by that? :p :D man... if you dont know that.. i dont want to have this converstion :p

Katarn07
02-12-2003, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by Wraith 8
man... if you dont know that.. i dont want to have this converstion :p

Pokes head around the corner. Everyone in the bar is shaking with fear...

"Psst. Wraith! I think he's joking. See the smilies?"

Strolls in whistling.

"Hmmm. It seems everyone is so afraid of leXX, now is my chance to do some work here. Maybe if there were some people to kill..."

Darth Zaius
02-12-2003, 05:09 PM
*Slowly a cloud forms over the cantina, instantly and quickly red lightning begins to shoot out everywhere and hits Katarn07 ,Boba Rhett, and everybody else except LeXX(as evil demonic church music plays), causing them to explode. Then suddenly a huge beam of red light shoots down and slowly diminishes and shapes into a form of a man, YES!!! Darth Zaius has been reborn!!!! (evil Demonic church music climaxes and abruptly ends)*

yes I have returned, and like I said I have become more powerful than you people could ever imagine *uses force shield and turns on lightsaber* come on and take me on!!!!!


* Katarn07 and Boba Rhett are dead for 10,000 posts:dev7:and everybody else is dead for 2*

Katarn07
02-12-2003, 07:52 PM
After killing the ghostbusters, Katarn07 comes back and posses the body of his corpse.

"Hey, I'm baaack!"

Katarn07 runs to jukebox, puts in ear plugs and throws some to Taters, Z, and all mods present. "Put those on!"

Inserts music and the Beegees comes on.

'AHH, AHH, AHH STAYIN ALIVE, STAYIN ALIVE! AHH AHH AHH AHH, STAYYYIIIN ALIVE!!!!! IVE!!!!! IV!!!'

Katarn07 laughs, "Losers! No one can withstand the sound of a bunch of guys with vices on their croches for... *checks wallet* Got enough in here for 5 hours!"

Everyone but Taters, Z, and any moderators of any forums are out for 5 posts.

"Mwhahahahah!"

teutonicknight
02-12-2003, 08:41 PM
Swings open the doors and walks in western style.

Lynk Former
02-13-2003, 01:58 AM
*from the back of the bar some1 shoots teutonicknight... every1 watches him fall to the ground and die*

Now THAT'S an entrance :D

leXX
02-13-2003, 06:07 AM
"Hey, noone messes with a fellow Matrix fan!! "

*Noone realised leXX was infact a Clawdite and they all watch her slowly morph into Anne Robinson*

*The whole bars gasps with fear*

leXX turns to Lynk...

"You are the weakest link, GOODBYE!"

Lynk is down for 2 posts.

Darth Eggplant
02-13-2003, 02:24 PM
*pokes head through the door to the Cantina setting off the metal detector. the Cantina's Barkeep and all bar patrons stop brawling. all heads(mulitple and or other sensory appendages, turn towards doorway, before the universal cry of NO Droids can be shouted out, I give a quick nod and a troop of :jawa 's scuttle into the cantina, carrying Jar Jar Binks bound hand and foot in 3M Intergalactic duct tape; with a thermal detonator tied to his tongue. with a tiny shrill cry of UTINNI! the :jawa 's chuck Jar Jar into the bar, where the thermal detonator goes off, blowing Jar Jar's brains to smithereens. *

AND NO REAL DAMAGE WAS DONE

* everyone in the cantina unscathed by the blast, goes back to drinking, brawling, and generally being the scum and villany that they do so well, while Jar Jar's headless body like a headless chicken continues running around the bar, while bar patrons throw darts, and pointed sticks at it.*

any forum member with status as a Gungan is out for 2 posts
(and you can mumble all you like, saying 'How Rude!' but there's
no sence crying over spilt Milky Way Galaxy's.

Wraith 8
02-13-2003, 03:14 PM
*wraith returns to the mod table and sits there to finish his wraithy Cola (c)(r)(tm) .*

well.. this is getting more and more interesting... yoh.. waiter... can i have some popcorn?

Darth Groovy
02-13-2003, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by leXX


"You are the weakest link, GOODBYE!"

Lynk is down for 2 posts.


Mwahahahahhahahahahhahahaha! Excellent pun.

*gets serious look and lops off ZBomber's head with a red double bladed Darth Maul lightsaber. Without even looking at the remains, Groovy returns to the bar throws some money up to the bartender. "Sorry about the mess...., Gin and Tonic please, shaken, not stirred"*

Katarn07
02-13-2003, 06:10 PM
"You must be a big Bond fan. I always see you do that in RPG..."

Puts in more coins, "How about Boy George? That might do some damage..."

Tie Guy
02-13-2003, 06:32 PM
I secretly slip a poison in Groovy's drink.

He takes it and drinks it, causing all his hair to fall out. Then i grab a nearby keg of pure alcohol and douse Groovy in it. *cringe*


*Groovy is out until he grows some more hair....or 3 posts, whichever comes latest*

Darth Groovy
02-13-2003, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by Tie Guy
I secretly slip a poison in Groovy's drink.

He takes it and drinks it, causing all his hair to fall out. Then i grab a nearby keg of pure alcohol and douse Groovy in it. *cringe*


*Groovy is out until he grows some more hair....or 3 posts, whichever comes latest*

NOT!

*points to hooked horns on top of head*

What hair genius? How can my hair fall out if I don't already have any?

Your out for 3 posts for making a mistake.:p

*orders another drink, makes Tie Guy drink some first to make sure it is not poisoned*

teutonicknight
02-13-2003, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by Lynk Former
*from the back of the bar some1 shoots teutonicknight... every1 watches him fall to the ground and die*

Now THAT'S an entrance :D

Walks in again, western style. (LeXX: Whoa, Deja vu)

"Lynk Former! Surprised to see me?"

ZBomber
02-13-2003, 09:33 PM
*Glues head to shoulders*
Don't make me poke you :jab:
*walks away*

Tie Guy
02-13-2003, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
NOT!

*points to hooked horns on top of head*

What hair genius? How can my hair fall out if I don't already have any?

It's called body hair, bud, and that's hurts the most. But, if you insist.

I take out a DL-44 and unload a few charges into Groovy.

*Groovy is down for 3 posts*

Darth Zaius
02-14-2003, 12:05 AM
Noo!!! you killed one of my sith bretherin, you shall pay dearly

*Darth Zauis uses force grip on Tie Guy and raises and smashes his head through the ceiling, then slowly lowers the rest of him and flings Tie Guy so fast to the other side of the cantina that it makes him explode



*Tie Guy is dead for 3 posts*

Lynk Former
02-14-2003, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by leXX
leXX turns to Lynk...

"You are the weakest link, GOODBYE!"

Lynk is down for 2 posts.

...riiiiiiiight... notice the y in my name lexx... i'm not Link from the legend of zelda... i'm Lynk... and down for 2 posts?

teutonicknight
02-14-2003, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by Lynk Former
...riiiiiiiight... notice the y in my name lexx... i'm not Link from the legend of zelda... i'm Lynk... and down for 2 posts?

Great! He's back.. er I mean:



Beats on Lynk Former Agent Smith style.

*Lynk is being continuously beat on for two posts.*

Boba Rhett
02-14-2003, 02:04 AM
*uses admin powers to resurrect himself*

*breaks off leg of nearby chair*

*walks up to Zaius and trips him*

*Zaius falls flat on the floor and before he can get up, Rhett jumps onto him and sits on his chest*

*Rhett begins beating Zaius about the face with the chair leg*



Zaius is down until someone prys Rhett off of him.

Lynk Former
02-14-2003, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by teutonicknight
Great! He's back.. er I mean:



Beats on Lynk Former Agent Smith style.

*Lynk is being continuously beat on for two posts.*

Come down here to Australia and i'll really beat the snot out of you :D

Darth Eggplant
02-14-2003, 01:26 PM
* having converted my avitar from Droid to Noid, Darth Eggplant slouches into the bar, slithers up to Lynk Former and quotes...*
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by leXX
leXX turns to Lynk...

"You are the weakest link, GOODBYE!"

Lynk is down for 2 posts.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



...riiiiiiiight... notice the y in my name lexx... i'm not Link from the legend of zelda... i'm Lynk... and down for 2 posts?

*hands Lynk a small card it reads as follows;
for missing an obvious cultural\societal word pun
you are down for 2 posts.
for not getting a pithy illiteration
another 2 posts.
for the audacity of challenging a Mod
2 posts,
(no just kidding)...but take this!
deftly reaching into my alien back pack,
I pull out a spam teriyaki and eggplant sandwich
and shove it down your throat hole.
another 2 posts*

LYnk Former is out for 6 posts

*casually saunters over to the Jawa Juke Box
puts in some Imperial credits, enough for 3 songs,
chooses:
spybreak!(short one) ~ propellerheads
clubbed to death (kurayamino mix) ~ rob D
du haust ~ rammstein
(from the Matrix OST)
gets a Gin and Tofunic from the bar
then sits in a seat near the mod's portion of the bar.
glances at lexx and nods head and raises drink in comraderie.*

ckcsaber
02-14-2003, 01:34 PM
ckcsaber shows Darth Eggplant the quote button in the reply screen.:p

Darth Eggplant faints from shock. He is unconscious for 4 posts

Darth Zaius
02-14-2003, 02:18 PM
*Boba Rhett hits Darth Zaius`s nose and begins to bleed*

alright, im tired of playing with you now

*Boba Rhett strikes once more with the chair leg, catches it, takes it off of his hand, swings and hits Boba, causing him to fly across the cantina and into the wall, Darth Zaius then gets up, slowly pulls Boba towards him and uses force Drain on Boba, untill he is just skin and bones and throws him into the waste disposal, where he is successfully burnt into ashes*

and as for you ckcsaber, killing a sith comrad

*Darth Zaius turs on his lightsaber, flips behind him and chops him in half, the slow and painful way, and as the two halves fall down, Darth Zaius jumps ontop of teuntonicknight`s shoulders and takes two bowie knifes from the sides of his boots, and drives both of them through his head, jumps off, turns on his lightsaber as his dead body drops and waits for another challenger*


*teuntonicknight and cksaber is dead for 4 posts*

* Boba Rhett is dead for 7 posts, and mod powers WILL NOT WORK untill then*

(oh yes 60th post wOOt!!!)

Katarn07
02-14-2003, 05:32 PM
"The power of the mod will be with you... Always."

Takes out squirt gun filled with acid and kills Zaius.

Darth Zaius is out for 4 posts.

nova_wolf
02-14-2003, 08:02 PM
*Innocently walks in for refreshment after a hard day at Uni*

What the...

'MY LOCAL! What have you DONE to it! Right - who is responsible for this!'

*Draws a hockey stick and mask from his bag* ;)

Spins round on the spot, hockey stick out, and cracks Katarn07.... across the back.

/....Katarn is out for 2 posts..../

.... and follow up by clocking him over the head with the business end of it!

/....,ake that 5 posts Katarn07!/ :D

Darth Homer
02-14-2003, 11:11 PM
*Walks into bar*

Ah no, not another bar fight...I've seen so many of these over at the GeeBee.Com Bar....always ends in bruises and someone running home crying...ahwell

*runs over to nova_wolf and bashes him with patented Extend-o-stick*

nova_wolf is down for 3 posts

*nova_wolf falls on top of Zaius*

Zaius is down for 1 additional post

ZBomber
02-14-2003, 11:49 PM
*Picks up Taters dead body and burns him*
BURN! :D

Lynk Former
02-15-2003, 02:04 AM
*scratches his head* what's going on again?

Darth Zaius
02-15-2003, 12:39 PM
*Comes back to life, throws off nova_wolf *

Your DEATH!!!!

*Darth Zaius gets in front of Lynk Former and impails both of his arms into him, one in his rib cage and one into his stomach, lifts him up, and uses force lightning untill he explodes, then turns on his lightsaber, and rushes up to ZBomber and cuts him into little peices*


now as for you Darth Homer, the punishment of killing or harming a Sith Breatherin is death yourself!!!

*Darth Zaius then knees Darth Homer in the groin, as he bends down from the pain, Darth Zaius kicks his bent over head up, which makes him fall backwards, raises his lightsaber and impails his lightsaber through his head, killing him*

*Darth Zaius then arises and gets ready for any attack*

good thing for these handy gloves


*Lynk Former, Darth Homer and ZBomber are dead for 4 posts.*

ckcsaber
02-15-2003, 01:28 PM
ckcsaber, after glueing himself back together, sees Darth Zaius, laughing crazily, mad with power.

Quickly he pulls out a strait-jacket and throws it around Darth Zaius.

He then runs to the bar counter and takes a bowl of sliced lime and squirts them into Zauis' eyes!

Darth Zaius is trapped/blind for 5 posts

nova_wolf
02-15-2003, 01:55 PM
Ah man, my head! This place get hit by a frieght train or somin!

*walks over to the still unconscious Darth Homer*

Just three more posts, and I will OWN you, quigibo gimp!

*taps ckcsaber on shoulder with hockey stick*

Hello old boy. Not seen you since the RPG thread.

*proceeds to tap ckcsaber decidely harder between the legs with an upswing of the hockey stick*

Ohh.. that HAD to hurt! Had to, cause I want it too hehehe....

--- ckcsaber is dwon for 6 (hit in the nuts - you think he'd get up any earlier :D ) ---

*sniff sniff*

Smells like baked Taters in here :D Making me hungry.

Umm... Darth EGG PLANT.... sounds nutritious - have a piece of that I think.!

*tramples over Darth Homers inert form to reach Darth Eggplant*

FORE!

*swings hockey stick and hits hi across the back of his head*

Looks like this one is too ripe - split too easily :D

--- Darth Eggplant down for 4 ---

Katarn07
02-15-2003, 02:33 PM
Katarn07 wakes, "I didn't start this?! Why'd you kill me?"

Trys to think of a laugh out loud way of killing Nova_Wolf but can't think of anything.

Runs to phone, "Yes, no no, not the Ghostbusters. I want the Freelance Police this time. Yeah, I'll wait."

Just then, a DeSoto squad car drives through the wall and Sam, a dog in trenchcoat and hat, and Max, a naked bunny thing, get out.

"What's the problem?" they ask.

"Them." Katarn07 points to ckcsaber, nova_wolf, and Tie Guy.

Max jumps at nova_wolf amd screams, "Death from above!!!!! Aieeeeeee!!!"

Sam takes out his over sized revolver and fires a shot into ckcsaber and Tie Guy.

Max comes out full of maw and blood, "Hmm. Tastes like chicken."

Tie Guy and ckcsaber are out for 2 posts.

nova_wolf is out for 5 posts.

Mex
02-15-2003, 02:34 PM
*Walks in the bar and orders drink*

I'll have some coffee please. *Dodges lightsabre thrown at him*

Who did that!
*Looks at Nova_wolf* *Flips behind nova, gets out Construction Cane +2 and hits Nova_wolf's head with it*
*Sits at bar and is out for two posts while drinks coffee*

Nova_wolf is out for two posts

EDIT: Heh, thats a bit stupid making him out for 10 posts Katarn, make it 2 like me. 2 + 2 = 4

Darth Homer
02-15-2003, 04:27 PM
*wakes up*

Ow....geez, I need a drink...


*sits down at bar with Flanders*

I'll have a shot of Jack....

*Just then a guy named Jack jumps up from behind the bar and punches Homer in the face*

Darth Homer is down for 2 posts

D'OH!!

Mex
02-15-2003, 04:38 PM
*Smacks Jack with Construction Cane+2*
I have evenged you!

*Jack is down for 60000000 posts*

*Sits back down*

Katarn07
02-15-2003, 05:01 PM
"Ummm. Riiiiggghht."

Runs to mod booth, "So, any one on your hitlist, Masters?"

Mex
02-15-2003, 05:52 PM
*Hits Katarn with Cane+2*
Don't bother the moderators!
Katarn is down for 2 posts*

nova_wolf
02-15-2003, 06:31 PM
*notices that every thing is on its side, but I'm standing up straight*

DOH!

*Snaps head back into place*

Soz katar07, but needed to unleash my fury.

Fury - of course - my big angry red assed baboon, Fury!

*checks Cantina Thread list for who ever started this brawl*

Right - Fury - find Darth Zaius...

*Fury grunts and growls. His raises his head to sniff the air, then with a war cry, leaps at some guy over near the bar.*

Oh - thats looks bad....

*Looks away as Fury wraps himself around Darth Zaius' head and starts to use it for a war drum*

Darth Zaius is out for 4 posts (and probably needs a tetanus shot... :eek: )

Damn - where's my hockey stick gone?

*pulls from under the dead weight of Tater's crispy corpse*

Blergh! Yuck! Anyway - Darth Homer nailed me, now to deal with that gip Quigibo...

*slings stick across the bar at him, but someone gets up in the way of it....*

Ooops - sorry Flanders - my bad!

Flanders out for 2 posts

Ah well, time for the personal touch...

*strides over to Drath Homer, and opens largest can of whoop a$$ known to man*

Ah - love the breaking of noses in the morning!
(cue psychotic laugher)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(that'll do...)

Darth Homer gets intimate with the floor for 2 posts

ZBomber
02-15-2003, 11:29 PM
*takes out trash*
Ew... whats this white thing thats kinda U-shaped... it has a red spot on it, and its labeled LeXX.....oh.... Oh.... :eek:

Katarn07
02-15-2003, 11:36 PM
Looks to Z, "That was totally uncalled for."

*Takes aresol and lighter and torches the garbage cans*

Turns to Flanders, "So, like canes do we?"

*takes out a walker +4 and duels across the bar with Flanders with it. Hits Flanders in head three times with the walker +3*

Flanders is out for 3 posts

Lynk Former
02-16-2003, 02:28 AM
... *walks out of thread still alive and well* ...

*Mr. Weasel swallows every1 up then regurgitates them up then leaves with Lynk*

(Note I'm now out of the topic, any more Lynk bashings just means u're bashing up Wraith 8)

:D

Mex
02-16-2003, 10:08 AM
Hey Katarn. I was still out when you posted that. So it doesent count.. But i'm allowed back in now!

*Hit's Katarn07 with Cane+2*
*Hit's self with Cane+2*

Katarn07 and Flanders are out for two posts

Darth Zaius
02-16-2003, 01:45 PM
*wakes up, gets a tetanus shot, turns on lighsaber*

so it seems that you Flanders got the 100th post, well guess what, its going to be your last

*Darth Zaius throws his lightsaber at Flanders, chopping his head off, and force pulls his saber back, chopping his mid section of, then temporarily turns off his lightsaber*

*Darth Zaius then gets a large trash bag and puts all of Flanders body parts in it, goes to a sarlacc pit that is in the backyard, throws him in there, goes back into the cantina turns his lightsaber and waits for somebody to strike*

*Flanders is dead for 1,000 posts or 1,000 years take your pick:p*

Mex
02-16-2003, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by Flanders
Katarn07 and Flanders are out for two posts

.... Zaius :rolleyes:

Darth Zaius
02-16-2003, 02:51 PM
as Darth Homer would say D`oh!!

Katarn07
02-16-2003, 04:27 PM
Looks to Flanders, "Shall we?"

Both Katarn07 and Flanders take their cane and walkers +2 and bash Zaius over the head.

Zauis is out for 3 posts.

SmartDragon
02-16-2003, 04:33 PM
swings by to pick up nova_wolf on the way to the restaurant where we're having tea tonight but gets hit on head by lightsaber while walking through the door.
out for 2 posts

nova_wolf
02-16-2003, 05:08 PM
ARRRGGGHHH ! THATS MY G/F!

*tries to think who was using a lightsaber last....*

Zaius is out cold, but before that threw it at....

*wanders over to cowering form, obviously regretting harming the parntner of the man with the big angry red assed baboon*

FLANDERS!!!!

*detects slight smell of urine...*

Oh Fury - lunch time.

*Fury comes steaming over, launches himself at Flanders, burying his teeth into his nuts. He th**n p***e*d* ***** * *** ** **** * **** ** ** ------

Please do not adjust your monitor.
This post has been censored for the sanity and innocence of you, the viewing public.
Rest assured, normal service will be ressumed... err...

*looks at scene behind him and turns back with white face and green gills*

:eek: ....well - we'll get back to you!


















And now we return you to the main feature.

*Fury is seen picking his teeth with what appears to a human metatarsel bone.*

Um... Fury - I know the owner wanted to redecorate, but I don't think that was quite the shade of red he had in mind. Texture's good though :p

Flanders is out for 8 (Teach you alien ba$tard for shooting up my ride... errr... harming my g/f)

*Fury is far from satisified, and so proceeds to attack nova_wolf*

ARGGHH - bloody animal trainer! NAH!....

Please do not adjust your monitor.

....get off me... No - my eyes, not my eyes....

This post has been censored for the sanity........

....no - not there! NOT THERE! Go back to the eyes! BACK TO THE EYES....

....and innocence of you, the viewing....


nova_wolf is out for 3 posts, aswell as most probably blind and unable to have kids.

(Moral of story - animals are for life, not just for bar brawls.

Mex
02-16-2003, 05:20 PM
Out for 8 posts? ... ... ... *Hits everyone*
Everyone is out for 8 posts exept Katarn07

Darth Zaius
02-16-2003, 05:30 PM
I am sorry flanders, but you are currently dead for 8 posts, and since you are dead ( or in ghost form) you cannot inflict any kind of pain on people (with the only exception of inflicting mental pain) so you hitting us is nullified


*Darth Zaius turns on his lighsaber and impales it through Katarn07`s throat and thrusts downwards, nearly splitting him in half, then and the body begins to fall down, Darth Zaius Decapitates Katarn07, and raises his lightsaber, waiting for an attacker*

*Katarn07 is dead for 4 posts*

Darth Homer
02-16-2003, 08:11 PM
*Whips out copy of world's funniest joke and lays it down on the bar and goes back to playing dead*


*Zaius wanders over to the bar while looking for more victims...sees the piece of paper laying there, picks it up...reads it...and immediately starts to laugh*


*The laughing becomes so volitile that Zaius falls over dead*


Zaius is dead for 5 posts

ZBomber
02-17-2003, 12:01 AM
*picks up dead bodies*
*delievers them to McDonalds*
*Sells them in Happy Meals*
:D

Mex
02-17-2003, 08:22 AM
*Gets into Homers mind*
You will eat donuts for 5 posts! 5 entire posts!
Homer : MMMMM donuts

Homer is out for 5 posts while being controlled by evil forces.. And eating donuts!

SmartDragon
02-17-2003, 12:49 PM
looks around for nova_wolf finds him on floor, picks him up and hits him around the head for letting fury out of his cage "stupid b/f, now I have to get him back under control for my experiments"
nova_wolf out for 3

trys to catch fury while avioding flying objects.

Fury trys to get revenge on smartdragon for experiments.

due to damage Fury inflicts on self gives up on rehabilitation and hits Fury with stileto in head (though eye socket). " drat I'll have to get a new Baboon"

Fury out for 2, Smartdragon out for 4 due to fury's madness

Katarn07
02-17-2003, 01:13 PM
Katarn07 goes to bar with Darth Homer and sees the open box.

*licks lips* "Mmmmmm, forbidden donut..."

Reaches in and eats donut.

Turns to bar patrons and yells in a Boris voice from Goldeneye, "I am invincible!!!"

Takes out walker +2 and hits himself over head. "This'll teach you to kill me!"

Katarn07 is out for 2 posts....

Darth Eggplant
02-17-2003, 01:22 PM
(sighs finally!)*longest 4 post stretch I have ever sceen.*
gets up and levitates into the air, floating towards ZBomber
waves hand at ZBomber and says 'Sleep Now'
ZBomber loses conscienciousness, then while ZBomber
makes zzz's reaches into back pack and pulls out a strange
syringe which I then insert between ZBombers eyes.
the syringe is filled with a new and better personality
cause I think ZBomber could use one. Darth Eggplant
then sticks several stick pad memo thingies on Zbomber
as he slumps to the floor. the sticky pads read as follows:
for making a really uncalled for comment
16 posts ago lose 7 posts
for not being able to realize what is aceptable,
and or funny or what is in good taste in mixed crowds
lose 7 posts
for being 13 and acting your age 13 posts
for proving once again the old stereotype ugly american
lose 50 posts )one for each state you have embarrased)
for being rude to a mod (you dont have to grovel but show respect) 7 posts
for endangering the fun everyone is having on this post
by making obvious comments that might cause a mod to
shut this thread down; add the subtotal of posts lost so far
and then divide by 2 and then add that new sum to total
post down time.

the math: 7+7+13+50+7=74
74 divided by 2 equals 37
74 plus 37 = 111posts
ZBomber is down and out for 111 post

Darth Homer
02-17-2003, 03:40 PM
*looks up while munching donuts*

DANG! That's rather harsh, Eggplant...but if you felt it necessary...

Mmmmmmm...doooonuts....

*goes back to gobbling donuts*

Katarn07
02-17-2003, 03:55 PM
Turns to Eggplant...

Waves hand pathetically as he approches. "Hewwo."

Mumbles an enchantment onto his finger and begins to do Z's trademark move. :jab:

He does this for 111 times.

Darth Eggplant is out for 111 posts or until he allows Z back in.

Mex
02-17-2003, 04:29 PM
*Re-asembles self*

Grrr! *Punches nova_wolf and sits down in corner*

Nova_wolf is out for 9 posts and Flanders is out for 3 while he sits down*

nova_wolf
02-17-2003, 05:23 PM
Ohhh - trippy! Ive been so mashed up - my soul has been released......

*thinks of the possibilities*

HAHAHA!

*Inhabits the raging demonic form of Fury!*

Now no-one shall stand before!

*Nova-Wolf may be out for eight more posts, but Fury is allowed back... and so does so!*

Donuts heh - try some chocolate sprikles....

*reaches to huge red babooon ass and starts to flick small chocolate sprinkle like matter on to the donuts.....*

Darth Homer is sickened so much that he is out for 3 posts whilst vomiting violently upon....

:eek: HEH - THATS MY CORPSE!..... :eek:

Katarn07
02-17-2003, 05:35 PM
Katarn07 takes out a toothpick, and jabs Fury with it. The primate goes nuts, kills Katarn07, but is in so much pain, he runs into the window that he thought was an exit.

Katarn07 is out for 3 posts
Fury is out for 5 posts

ZBomber
02-17-2003, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by Darth Eggplant
(sighs finally!)*longest 4 post stretch I have ever sceen.*
gets up and levitates into the air, floating towards ZBomber
waves hand at ZBomber and says 'Sleep Now'
ZBomber loses conscienciousness, then while ZBomber
makes zzz's reaches into back pack and pulls out a strange
syringe which I then insert between ZBombers eyes.
the syringe is filled with a new and better personality
cause I think ZBomber could use one. Darth Eggplant
then sticks several stick pad memo thingies on Zbomber
as he slumps to the floor. the sticky pads read as follows:
for making a really uncalled for comment
16 posts ago lose 7 posts
for not being able to realize what is aceptable,
and or funny or what is in good taste in mixed crowds
lose 7 posts
for being 13 and acting your age 13 posts
for proving once again the old stereotype ugly american
lose 50 posts )one for each state you have embarrased)
for being rude to a mod (you dont have to grovel but show respect) 7 posts
for endangering the fun everyone is having on this post
by making obvious comments that might cause a mod to
shut this thread down; add the subtotal of posts lost so far
and then divide by 2 and then add that new sum to total
post down time.

the math: 7+7+13+50+7=74
74 divided by 2 equals 37
74 plus 37 = 111posts
ZBomber is down and out for 111 post

Uh... right...... I don't know if you were joking, but if you weren't, you have problems, man.
Your telling me whats acceptable? Ypu post here more than me, and this place is just a big can of spam. So, i wouldn't be talking.
LeXX doesn't mind when I say that, because we are good friends. I won't make fun of someone, if I don't know them good. Even ask her. I'm sure she got a laugh out of it.
A new pearsonallity? Man, you really need a life.


EDIT - BTW, I'm not gonna act older than my age, Cause I have only a few years left until I have to become serious and can't take a joke or anything, Like you. People who try to act older than their age, IMO, are snobs, and they fall to easily into peer pressure.
@ Groovy - WTF did I do to you? Your a mod. Your not supposed to encourage others to act like little bitches. :mad:

Darth Groovy
02-17-2003, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Darth Eggplant
(sighs finally!)*longest 4 post stretch I have ever sceen.*
gets up and levitates into the air, floating towards ZBomber
waves hand at ZBomber and says 'Sleep Now'
ZBomber loses conscienciousness, then while ZBomber
makes zzz's reaches into back pack and pulls out a strange
syringe which I then insert between ZBombers eyes.
the syringe is filled with a new and better personality
cause I think ZBomber could use one. Darth Eggplant
then sticks several stick pad memo thingies on Zbomber
as he slumps to the floor. the sticky pads read as follows:
for making a really uncalled for comment
16 posts ago lose 7 posts
for not being able to realize what is aceptable,
and or funny or what is in good taste in mixed crowds
lose 7 posts
for being 13 and acting your age 13 posts
for proving once again the old stereotype ugly american
lose 50 posts )one for each state you have embarrased)
for being rude to a mod (you dont have to grovel but show respect) 7 posts
for endangering the fun everyone is having on this post
by making obvious comments that might cause a mod to
shut this thread down; add the subtotal of posts lost so far
and then divide by 2 and then add that new sum to total
post down time.

the math: 7+7+13+50+7=74
74 divided by 2 equals 37
74 plus 37 = 111posts
ZBomber is down and out for 111 post

Thank you, this is not the first time he has let his maturity filter slip. BTW Dark City owns. :D

Groovy elects Darth Eggplant for Congress. Takes ZBomber in bathroom and makes him gargle with soapy water. :mad:

Sam
02-17-2003, 10:04 PM
$am runs in the bar and slips on an ice cube. $am is down for two posts.

Darth Eggplant
02-18-2003, 01:31 AM
as soon as Katarn07 is back in action, and puts me back in action, you can be back in action ZBomber, unless you just want to go ahead and put yourself back in. since you are not one of my Darth brethern, I shall have to in future pay you little heed.
:vadar:

Ratmjedi
02-18-2003, 03:12 AM
You guys know whats funny. No body has brought me back yet. I was hoping that someone was going to say the magic words on there own and bring me back but it looks like you guys forgot about me. :(

@Darth Eggplant: It was a joke man. leXX is cool like that is probally laughing about it and the big deal that you have made about it

:lsduel: :duel:

leXX
02-18-2003, 06:33 AM
*leans back on chair, feet on bar, cigarette in mouth, southern comfort in hand*

hahahahahahahahaha :D

Come on guys, let's not get all serious eh? Last thing I wanna do is close this thread because someone can't take a joke. Rule of thumb... take nothing seriously in this thread or do not take part, capish?? :D

Mex
02-18-2003, 06:44 AM
This isnt funny. *Punches leXX*
leXX is out for 6 posts :xp:

Darth Homer
02-18-2003, 10:46 AM
*looks around, sees Ratmjedi's ghost*

For some reason, I feel the need to say, "Angels are the kings of California"

*Ratmjedi comes back to life*

Whoa! Cool!

*Pats Ratmjedi on the back and he falls into long shaft in center of room.*

OOH! Sorry! Must not have been strong enough to stand since he's been dead so long....

Ratmjedi is down until someone raises his corpse from the shaft

Mex
02-18-2003, 01:44 PM
*Lowers rope down hole and pulls Ratmjedi up*
Heh.. There you are mate, safe and sound.
*Starts to sing and windows crack making Darth Homer go deaf for 5 posts*

Darth Homer
02-18-2003, 06:30 PM
*stops bleeding ears*

Hello? Is anyone there?!?!?

HELLO???

Katarn07
02-18-2003, 08:02 PM
Katarn07 takes Ratmjedi out of shaft, "Like Rage do we?"

Goes to jukebox turns it on, and puts Rage Against the Machine on. Does really dumb, girrly dance, "Let's jam!!!"

Everyone kills Katarn07.

Katarn07 is out for 2 posts.

Sam
02-18-2003, 09:12 PM
$am throws a knife at the chandelier and it falls on Darth homer.

Darth homer is out for two posts

Ratmjedi
02-18-2003, 11:09 PM
Thanks guys. I was starting to think that you guys didn't care about me anymore.

*Wipes tear*

I love you guy's

*Hug's everyone that is in the bar*

So who is on for a game of limbo?

*Put's on limbo music and get's a stick*

Let's begin shall we?

:lsduel: :duel:

nova_wolf
02-19-2003, 05:11 AM
*Leaves Fury's now blood sodden corpse and reinhabits his own puke ridden corpse*

Cheers Darth Homer! :mad:

*Limbo... fun to be had here!*

Can I marshall it?

*Ratmjedi sees no problem, so gets ready to play*

Swaps pole for lightsaber

Musics on - go Ratm, go!

*Ratmjedi goes for it, and succeeds*

DOH!...

Puts lightsaber down a level

Musics back - show us what your made of Ratm!

*Ratmjedi goes for it, and succeeds again*

DAMN!...

Puts lightsaber on the lowest rungs

Come Ratm - this one for a nice surprise...

*Ratmjedi goes for it. Jnoits creek, knees snap, but he makes it under.*

GOD DAMN IT! If you want something done right, do it yourself.

*Picks up lightsaber and impales the jointless Ratm where he lays.*

Ahh - feel MUCH better now!

Ratmjedi out for 3

Darth Zaius
02-19-2003, 04:44 PM
*wakes up from inactivity at the bar counter with beer bottles and peanut shells around him and finds lexx`s hand in his pants*

woah!

*Lexx wakes up angerly and pulls out a blaster and fires, as she does this Darth Zaius uses force speed and raises his turned on lightsaber on the floor and does the jedi (well sith in my case) death trick and he and his lightsaber vanishes as his robe slowly falls to the ground*

*Darth Zaius is in Ghost form untill leXX calms down, possesses somebody or comes back to life*

Darth Homer
02-20-2003, 11:06 AM
*pulls knife out of chest*

OW!

Geez...that wasn't nice....who threw that?

*no answer*

I really want to know right now!

*crickets chirping*

crap...*chucks knife aside, hitting $am right between the eyes*

$am is down for 5 posts

Homer is out for 2 posts while sitting in the bacta chamber getting the whole in his chest repaired

Hekx
02-20-2003, 11:44 AM
*Throws a stick in the midst of the battle.*

Sorry, I have no enthusiasm. :D

*Uses Mind trick rendering himself invisible before hiding behind the bar, avoiding the conflict.*

SmartDragon
02-20-2003, 11:50 AM
stands up but forgets that is now only wearing one shoe and so slides around the room on an icecube (which just happens to be where I stood up). Falls over and falls unconsious(sp). out for 2

remaining stileto flys across room and impails Hekx Noxu (who though invisible can still be hurt) in the chest. Hekx Noxu is out for 4.

JediNyt
02-20-2003, 12:19 PM
JediNyt just walks in and has no idea wtf is going on. All he wanted was some Correlian ale. Darth Zaius throws a bottle at him and just misses. Nyt gets annoyed and mind tricks Zaius to hit himself in the head with a bar stool. Zaius is out cold for 3 posts.

ckcsaber
02-20-2003, 02:53 PM
ckcsaber see's JediNyt being mean to Darth Zaius so he quickly bashes JediNyt over the head with a stick Hekx Noxu threw into the room.

JediNyt is out for 4 posts

SmartDragon
02-20-2003, 03:20 PM
gets up and starts singing. this cracks every remaining piece of glass and deafens and disorientates ckcsaber, then hits ckcsaber with handbag until he fall to the floor. ckcsaber out for 3

leXX
02-20-2003, 05:14 PM
*picks handbag off the floor*

Hey, what you doing with my handbag? POLICE THIEF!!!

*police crash through the bar doors and jump on SmartDragon*

SmartDragon is down for 2 posts.

Darth Zaius
02-20-2003, 05:48 PM
umm JediNyt, im already dead, see the post of me tuning into a ghost before you posted, i was not alive at the time that you used the mind trick on me, and anyways, im a ghost right now, I cant be hurt... man doesn`t anybody read what I post anymore:mad::holosid:

Hekx
02-20-2003, 05:59 PM
*Gets up from being impaled, and slowly heals himself with the Force.*

Argh, my head.

*Manipulates the Force and turns the ghost of Darth Zaius into a teletubby* :D

*Goes to get a drink of Blue Dwarf from the Bar.*

Darth Zaius
02-20-2003, 06:38 PM
*Darth Zaius uses the force to change back to his original form*

look man do not mess with me or else I shall do something everybody shall regret:holosid:

SmartDragon
02-20-2003, 06:46 PM
looks around for nova_wolf, he is not to be seen,so walks to bar and starts drinking Guiness from a plastic cup (draught so not affected by the glass braking).

Katarn07
02-20-2003, 06:59 PM
"Hmmm."

Katarn07 runs around in circles, "Look at me, I'm Emmy Dickensen!"

JediNyt
02-20-2003, 07:52 PM
JediNyt wakes up and walks to the bar finally getting his Corellian ale. :guiness: While taking a refreshing sip he casually clotheslines Katarn07 as he passes him while running around in circles like a fool. Kararn07 is out for 2.

Sam
02-20-2003, 08:35 PM
$am pulls the knife out of his head and sets it on the ground then pours tacs allover the floor and hides under a barstool.

Hekx
02-20-2003, 10:00 PM
*Hekx accidently drunk poision, and passes out*

He is out for 3 posts. :D

nova_wolf
02-21-2003, 05:31 AM
OUCH! AH! YOWSAH!

*nova_wolf is trying to reach his fallen g/f, but someone sick bugger has littered the place with make shift caltrops!*

Ummm.....

*spots Lexx and g/f in cat fight.... ;) :p :rolleyes: *

Nice... Heh - what the...

*Continues to watch as Lexx beats g/f w/ handbag*

DOH!

*In a blink of an eye, g/f is now at bar supping a Guiness*

:confused: :confused: :confused:

Well, shes safe. Now to business....

*Wanders over to Lexx, sportsbag in tow*

Like handbagging do you? Try this...

*Swings sports bag at Lexx, knocking her through the single remaining pane of glass in the building*

Lexx is out 3.

ckcsaber
02-21-2003, 12:02 PM
ckcsaber stares in shock at the window nova_wolf broke by throwing leXX through it.

He sadly drops his window cleaner and rag, and picks up a beer keg and hurls it at nova_wolf

nova_wolf is out for 3 posts

SmartDragon
02-21-2003, 12:39 PM
ckcsaber how dare you we're going to be late for our meal now.
goes over to ckcsaber and punches him in the head 7 times in v quick sucession then hits him with a table for good measure.
ckcsaber is out for 4

goes back to drinking Guiness

:guiness:

Katarn07
02-21-2003, 05:24 PM
"Mmmm,sweet sweet beer."

Goes to bar and gets a Duff. Matt Groeining comes in and kills both Katarn07 and Darth Homer with an Uzi, "Grr, leave my characters alone you fools!"

Katarn07 and Darth Homer are out for 2 posts.

JediNyt
02-21-2003, 07:53 PM
JediNyt looks around and is surprised that noone has tryed to kill him in a while, then suddenly slips in the barf that Hekx Noxu has been spewing out from the poison and lands on the tacs layed by $am. Nyt out for 2.

Hekx
02-21-2003, 08:05 PM
Oops, that puke is a safety hazard. :D

*Goes to get a mop to clean up the puke, but accidently slips in it to and flies across a table then going through a window.*

Mr Noxu is out for 4 posts.

Darth Zaius
02-21-2003, 08:56 PM
*Still in ghost form:holosid*

being a ghost, it is my duty in this cantina is to haunt it by stealing and drinking alcoholic beverages and put the bottles in some random person`s hand so he has to pay for it, and so I shall have some fun right now

*Darth Zaius sneakly goes to the bar tenders tab and fills a mug with duff beer and drinks it, then puts the used mug in $am`s hand, the bar tender comes up to get the pay of the duff, $am relunctly declines and then is chased by the bar-tender*

*as $am is being chased, an evil laugh can be heard in the distance*

*$am is chased by the bar tender for 3 posts untill the bar tender get`s tired from running*

Darth Homer
02-21-2003, 11:15 PM
*gets up, grabs double-bladed saber, & ignites it*

Ok, Groening, you asked for it!!

*runs after Groening, catches him and comically slices him in half*


Matt Groening is down forever +1 post

*Upon seeing Homer's deed, every Simpsons fan anywhere comes after Homer*

Homer is out indefinitely while battling Simpsons Fans

CorranSec
02-21-2003, 11:37 PM
*CorranSec walks in and looks around the bar confusedly*

What in God's name has happened here?

*After hearing no response, Corran shrugs and meanders over to the bar*

Bartender! Can I get an iced water, please?

*The Bartender glowers at Corran for ordering a non-alcoholic drink, but gets it anyway*

*Corran meanders over to a booth near a broken window and quietly sips his iced water, while at the same time categorizing possible threats from the bar's denizens*

swphreak
02-21-2003, 11:42 PM
*Phreak walks in while the band playing the music follows*

"Ok gentlemen, that'll do."

*Walks to bar*

"Ok, I'll have a . . . geeze, is there anything besides poisoned water? Just get me a Pepsi."

*Walks to an empty seat*

"Now for the show."

(You can continue to beat the crap out of each other)

Oh yea,

CorranSec
02-21-2003, 11:52 PM
*Corran downs the rest of his iced water, gets up and meanders over to Phreak*

Phreak! Wow! I haven't seen you since.... hmm.... it was the Ominous Music Debacle, wasn't it? Anyway, what do you say we go looking for some trouble? Just like old times?

*Corran suddenly realises his iced water was poisoned. His voice seizes up and he begins to choke. His right arm begins to spasm, slapping Phreak around a bit. He slowly slumps down until he lies unconscious next to Phreaks table. His arm begins punching Phreak*

Corran is down until someone wakes him up and finds an antidote

Phreak is down until someone restrains Corran's spasms

Hekx
02-22-2003, 12:13 AM
*Hekx picks himself up, and grins knowing that the window was actual made out of cardboard since the Cantina owner spent the rest of the money on 'entertainment'. He walks back into the Cantina, ducking a flying beer bottle in-time to see Corran pass out.*

Hmmm.

*He goes to fill-up a bucket of water, and attempts to wake Corran up by pouring water over him, but to no avail. The out of nowhere, a flying bantha knocks Hekx through the Cantina into the back of the bar, before flying through yet another window.

Hekx is out for 2.

Pnut_Man
02-22-2003, 01:30 AM
*Walks through the barren streets of an average Tatoonie town. A large crashing noise radicates from a nearby cantina. Tom approaches the site of action*

Suddenly a beer can flies straight towards Tom. Unfortunately for the kid he wasn't fast enough to dodge the glass (owwwww).

JediNyt
02-22-2003, 03:06 AM
JediNyt sees Darth Zaius ghost annoying the the hell outa everyone with his cheap tricks and calls in the Ghost Busters. The Busters strut in, turn on their proton packs and unleash on the unsuspecting ghost. Zaius freaks as the proton beams wrap around him and lower him into the trap. Unfortunately the Ghost Busters neglect to pay attention to where their guns are pointing and in the midst of capturing Zaius they fry poor Pnut_Master to extra crispy :D. Pnut is out for 4 and Zaius out for 3 until he gets his body back.

nova_wolf
02-22-2003, 07:35 AM
*finally safe at a cnadle lit table for two with SmartDragon, feels happy to relax*

Happy darling?

*SmartDragon smirks back*

Waiter - I will have the mized Kebab, and my partner would like the Surf & Turf platter.

I am sure I recognise that waiter from some where...

SmartDragon - Relax - the fight is the other side of the road... We're safe here.

*waiter returns with my meal, alight all the way*

Katarn07 - is that you?

*suddenly realises ordering the kebab was a bad idea....*

Katarn07 - Yes - here for your first strike against me...

AHHH - Man - thats sharp....

*Looks down to see two full kebab skewars mounted in central of his chest*

DOH!

nova_wolf slumps to the floor for 3 posts

*Katarn07 suddenly realises a steadly growqing shadow enveloping him*

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.....

*SmartDragon repays the favour, forcefully implanting the candlesticks into various oriphusis.... WAX BURN!*

Katarno7 is out until he can find some water to place his smoking & wax-corked hind quarters in!

Darth Zaius
02-22-2003, 04:44 PM
*still in ghost form:holosid:*

*steals beer bottle from the bar, without Katarn07 or the bar-tender knowing*

here katarn, hope this helps

*Darth Zaius opens then uses the beer on Katarn07`s hind-quarters*

*after the beer pouring Darth Zaius puts the drunken bottle in Pnut_Masters hand, the bar-tender comes up to Pnut_Master, to get the pay for the drink, Pnut_Master declines drinking it and refuses to pay and is chased by the bar tender with a rusty nail in a 2 by 4*

*as this is happening Darth Zaius dissapears and goes to a different part of the Cantina, laughing evily:devburn:*

*Katarn07 is back, and Pnut_Master is chased by the bar-tender for 3 posts untill the bar-tender gets tired*

Sam
02-22-2003, 05:24 PM
$am shoots the bartender in leg so he doesn't chase anybody anymore then beats random people with a chair leg.

SmartDragon
02-22-2003, 06:16 PM
orders from another waiter
nova_wolf and smartdragon are waiting for their meal for 3 posts
eating for 2 and drinking for 3, we'll see you all in a bit

JediNyt
02-22-2003, 06:51 PM
Zaius you posted 2 posts early and you need to find your body.

Anyways, JediNyt spots SmartDragon and nova_wolf having a nice dinner across the street and thinks it would be a great change from the caos in the cantina. As he walks over across the street $am spots him and runs after him with his chair leg. Nyt picks up a speeder with the Force and slams it into $am. $ams chairleg flies out of his hand and strikes JediNyt in the back of the head really hard sending him through the restaurant window and across nova_wolfs and SmartDragons table. He lays sprawled across the table for a moment then looks up with a dazed look at Katarn07 whos cooling his ass from the last scuffle with SmartDragon. Sorry for the mess. Can I see a menu? Thanks. Now whats good today?

$am is out for 3 posts.

teutonicknight
02-22-2003, 08:12 PM
*As teutonicknight walks over to get a drink, JediNyt and SmartDragon advance on him*

The rest of the events can be told in my avatar :D

JediNyt and SmartDragon are down for 2 posts

ckcsaber
02-22-2003, 08:22 PM
ckcsaber watches, from the bar, teutonicknight do a backflip and kick jedinyt and smartdragon into a wall. He continues watching to see teutonicknight land on a banana peal and smash into the floor

teutonicknight is unconscious for 4 posts

Darth Homer
02-22-2003, 08:49 PM
*takes time out of battling Simpsons fans to UTTERLY DESTROY bryan2766 for advertising another site on our forums, which is strictly against the terms & services*

Clan hippie!

*goes back to fighting Simpsons fanatics*

Hekx
02-22-2003, 09:48 PM
*Rubes his crest* Ow, I must've been out longer than I though.

*Sees a lifesize cardboard cut-out of Jango Fett, spins around ignites his sabre and decapitates the figure.*

Much better.

*Looks over and sees Darth Homer beating up bryan2766, and runs over to dismember bryan2766's arm.*

*All of a sudden, Jango Fett fans run in and chase after Hekx, causing him to run off again, and dive through a window.*

bryan2766 is out until someone builds him a new arm. :D
Hekx Noxu is out for 3.

Darth Zaius
02-23-2003, 12:04 AM
* still in ghost form:holosid:*

umm JediNyt I used the jedi (sith in my case) death trick, my body disappeared and turned into a ghost, and anyways i am a ghost, i can just possess somebody instead of finding my boody (well in this case I dont have a body, please read my posts before you do something to me for now on ok) I am INVINCIBLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (well i can be subjected to mental pain and can be temporarily sucked into a vaccume cleaner, like thats going to help destroy me hahahahahahahaha)

Notion
02-23-2003, 01:11 AM
*stops by...drops a thermal detonator...leaves*

JediNyt
02-23-2003, 02:00 AM
Originally posted by Darth Zaius
Please read my posts before you do something to me for now on ok? As should you. Sry bout misunderstanding your becoming a ghost the first time I thought you had already possesed someone. I think your taking it too seriously. Watch the ego. I think this is a game where youre supposed to go along with what happens to you and keep it fun. If your hit with a beer or thrown out a window or in your case caught by Ghost Busters, go along with it, keep it consistant, it makes it more fun for everyone. Now get back on topic.

After waking up from being kicked into a wall, JediNyt finds a table and orders a tender loin bantha steak. While waiting he sees Notions thermal detonator go off blowing up the front entrance of the cantina and several bystanders and sending a big piece of debris into Notions ass.

Notion is out for 1 post.

teutonicknight
02-23-2003, 02:50 AM
teutonicknight gets back up and quickly disposes of the banana peel.

:blast5:

Continues the trip to the counter and orders a drink.

:drink1:

And another one...

:drink3:

Throws up on JediNyt

:barf2:

*JediNyt is in the bathroom cleaning up for 2 posts*

*passes out*

:doh:

teutonicknight passes out drunk for 10 posts

:)

SmartDragon
02-23-2003, 10:19 AM
trys to enjoy meal but the sight of people passing out and being sick just makes me mad. but as those causing this madness are not around hits nova_wolf over the head for aranging the meal at a restaraunt(sp) across the road from the cantina he should have known this would happen.
nova_wolf is out for 3

Darth Zaius
02-23-2003, 02:07 PM
*note to JediNyt: sorry about the ego, i get carried away sometimes*

*still in ghost form:holosid:*

lets have some fun

*Darth Zaius floats behind Smart Dragon and jumps into him, slowly possessing him and changing his appearence to slightly resemble himself and goes to sit at the bar table*

hey bar-tender get me a beer, and also your grandmother sucks eggs!!!

*the bar tender gets hop-raging mad and pounces onto the possessed Smart Dragon, Zaius quickly gets out of Smart Dragons body as he is pummled to death by the bar tender*

*Darth Zaius then dissapears into another part of the cantina to wreck some more havok*

*Smart Dragon is dead for 3 posts*

ckcsaber
02-23-2003, 04:54 PM
ckcsaber, upon seeing Darth Zaius causing havoc in ghost form, quickly inhales the ghost and with a huge flatulent roar, farts out Darth Zaius.

Darth Zaius is not out, but instead smells really, really bad

:D

Darth Zaius
02-23-2003, 06:46 PM
*in ghost form:holosid:*

aww nasty im gonna need a shower now... you shall pay dearly

*Darth Zaius runs then jumps up, nearly hitting the ceiling and dives into cksaber, slowly possessing him and making a slight sembance of Darth Zaius*

now you shall feal MY pain

*cksaber(being possessed by Darth Zaius) then quickly bends over to the point that cksaber`s head is stuck inside his hindquarters*

*Darth Zaius then gets out of cksaber and kicks his back, driving his head in deeper*

*Darth Zaius then goes to his house, takes a quick shower, cleanes his clothes, and comes back quickly to the cantina for some more mayhem*

now who shall I haunt next

*cksaber`s head is stuck inside his hindquarters for 3 turns when the bar-tender takes his head out

swphreak
02-23-2003, 11:48 PM
Phreak finally manages to kick Corran in the..... manly area and escapes from the fight. And forgot to pay the bartender... oh well

JediNyt
02-24-2003, 01:17 AM
JediNyt comes out the bathroom from cleaning off teutonickknights barf. Walks back into the restaurant just in time to get his steak. As hes eating he sees SmartDragon beating up on nova_wolf for the ruined meal. Feeling partially responsible since he had earlier crashed through the window and on to their table, he walks over to apologize about the mess again and maybe calm SmartDragon down. Little does JediNyt realise is that his steak was poisoned and before he can get a word out he chokes, spits out the steak bite on nova_wolf, and collapses once more on their table sending SmartDragons dinner all over.

JediNyt out once again for 2. :p

nova_wolf
02-24-2003, 05:44 AM
EH! Wasn't my fault. honey.

HONEST!

*SmartDragon pastes him good with the dessert trolley*

nova_wolf out for 2 posts

CorranSec
02-24-2003, 07:16 AM
*Corran is rudely awakened and somehow freed of the poison by a kick in the... 'manly parts.' He gets up and looks around for Phreak, but it seems that he has escaped from the fight.*

*Corran sees SmartDragon pasting some innocent bystander and strides over.*

You shall not harm innocent bystanders!

*Corran zaps SmartDragon with his zapper*

SmartDragon is down for 2 posts

Wraith 8
02-24-2003, 01:57 PM
*pokes his head inside the thread*

could you people keep it down.. im trying to post on the forums here.

*gets a rotten tomato in his face*

Wraith 8 is out for 3 posts.

JediNyt
02-24-2003, 04:11 PM
"Mmmmm thats good cheese cake!" says JediNyt as he eats some of the desert that didnt hit nova_wolf. "Hey SmartDragon would you throw some strawberries and wipped cream?" :D As JediNyt kneels down to grab some wipped cream he ends up ducking a chair being swung by StarWarsPhreak and hitting CorranSec in the face. JediNyt ignites his lightsaber and slices off Phreaks hands before he can swing another chair. Corran gets up really pissed off with broken nose and blasts Phreak out the restaurant window and into the cantina where he lands in the middle of a duel and gets the crap beat outa him for interupting it.

Corran Sec is out for 1 while getting his nose fixed and StarWarsPhreak is out for 5.

Darth Homer
02-24-2003, 04:42 PM
*Finally drives off last of Simpsons fans with the demonstration of what I can do on Phreak*


Whew!

*turns saber off, sits at bar and gets a drink*

Little water, please...

*gets water, takes sip*

Hmm...interesting flavor.....wait....water doesn't have flavor!!

*poison gets Homer & he falls over on top of JediNyt*

Homer is out for 5 posts & JediNyt is out until someone pulls Homer off of him

SmartDragon
02-24-2003, 05:18 PM
pulls Darth Homer of Jedinyt, then proceeds to shout at the top of voice "nova_wolf is my b/f why are you all trying to ruin my meal"
this deafens jedinyt who then stumbles over to nova_wolf and start hitting him for letting me get mad at him. Smartdragon then hits jedinyt over the head with a chair."of all the ungrateful f*****s beating nova up after I'd lifted Darth homer off him".
nova_wolf is out for 2
jedinyt is out for 4
smartdragon is fuming and so heads to the bar for copious volumes of southern comfort.

Skate Boy
02-24-2003, 05:24 PM
*Skate comes in, gets scared*
*Runs*

Skate is out for 2 posts

Sam
02-24-2003, 11:07 PM
$am pulls out a disrupter rifle and disintegrates Darth homer and SmartDragon in one shot.


SmartDragon and Darth homer are out for 3 posts

teutonicknight
02-24-2003, 11:38 PM
teutonicknight pulls a gun to $am's face: "Dodge this"

http://whatisthematrix.warnerbros.com/img/3-3a.jpg

$am is down for 3 posts

:)

nova_wolf
02-25-2003, 05:11 AM
*Finally get up of the floor*

Okay - this is rediculuous - my own g/f is pasting me now...

*says as licks the custard from his face*

;)

*creeps up behind SmartDragon, who is oblivious to anything after 3 bottles of southern comfort and a disruptor rifle blast*

That should do nicely.....

*grabs the mini hoover from behind the bar and sucks up SmartDragon's ashes*

And this being the last of your 3 post outage - try reforming in that!

*SmartDragon screams in agony as her ashes tey to reform within the small confines of the mini hoover, her head visable from the intake*

HAHAHAHA!

SmartDragon is out until some can find a repair man

ckcsaber
02-25-2003, 05:21 PM
ckcsaber walks up to nova_wolf and screams "nova, there is a rabid rally monkey behind you!"

nova_wolf manages to roll his eyes:rolleyes: and say "i'm not falling for that one", before he is savagely bitten.

can't get rid of the monkey for long :D

nova_wolf is out for 4 posts

JediNyt
02-25-2003, 06:04 PM
JediNyt is getting really tired of being hit over the head. After Force healing he thanks nova_wolf for taking care of the wacked out SmartDragon.

"Man she thought I was attacking you when in fact I was just smacking the flies hovering around your face. They really like all that desert on you, hehe. :p"

Turns around igniting saber.

"Alright now! Who wants to fight?!" :slsaber:

Sees teutonicknight. JediNyt speeds over slashing teutonicks gun in half and spin sidekicks him across the bar and cratering into a wall.

teutonicknight is stuck in the wall for 3 posts.

Darth Homer
02-25-2003, 08:46 PM
*Homer flings his double saber out, catching JediNyt by surprise & cutting him neatly in half. The saber, on it's way back, slices open the Vaccuum SmartDragon was caught in*

JediNyt is cut in half for 5 posts & SmartDragon is free, but got sliced and is down for 2 posts while healing

*After retreaving his saber, Homer then dives out a window, attempting to flee the devastation*

CorranSec
02-26-2003, 02:48 AM
*After recovering for a far more lengthly than expected nose operation, Corran dives out the window after Homer, but rebounds off a monkey-powered bounceamajig and smashes head-first into JediNyt*

JediNyt is unconscious for 3 posts

*Corran gets up, dusts himself off, and realises that he should probably get his saber ready, looking at the number of battle-hungry lunatics loitering in this bar. He ignites it, and its orange glow lights up the area far better than the half-dozen smashed light panels do.*

nova_wolf
02-26-2003, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by ckcsaber
ckcsaber walks up to nova_wolf and screams "nova, there is a rabid rally monkey behind you!"

nova_wolf manages to roll his eyes:rolleyes: and say "i'm not falling for that one", before he is savagely bitten.

can't get rid of the monkey for long :D

nova_wolf is out for 4 posts

*Whilst still being maulled*

My GOD! - Fury - I thought you were dead!

Pnut_Man
02-26-2003, 08:05 AM
*whistles as he walks into a nearby bar*
*large sounds erupt from inside*

"Oh well...."

*Tomar strolls into the bar only to be punched in the face as he enters*

SmartDragon
02-26-2003, 09:39 AM
thank god I'm free.
punches nova_wolf for imprisoning me in a vacuum cleaner.
nova_wolf is blind for 6 posts

goes back to drinking southern comfort.

nova_wolf
02-26-2003, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by SmartDragon
thank god I'm free.
punches nova_wolf for imprisoning me in a vacuum cleaner.
nova_wolf is blind for 6 posts

goes back to drinking southern comfort.

Ain't love great!...... :rolleyes:

Mex
02-26-2003, 04:24 PM
*Walks out of bar and falls over, activtes lightsabre button and stabs self in eye*

Flanders is out for as long as he wants.

teutonicknight
02-27-2003, 01:31 PM
teutonicknight walks in, and stares at all the commotion. He takes out a sword, but acidently stabs him self.

teutonicknight is out for 2 posts

JediNyt
02-27-2003, 08:08 PM
*Finishes Force healing the huge burned cut in his torso that nearly severed him.*

"I think tonight Ill sleep in a bacta tank. :p Hey CorranSec watch where your flying next time ok? *Looks around* Uh oh, it looks like its gonna get really ugly here fast, I got your back."

*Force pulls out second saber ignites it. The crowd advances. CorranSec's orange-white blade deflects dozens of blaster shots as JediNyt's blue-white blades spin with the Force in front of him slicing and dicing Darth Homer, SmartDragon, and StarWarsPhreak. StarWarsPhreak has just enough strength left to fire one shot which hits JediNyt through the arm and CorranSec defects right back at StarWarsPhreak leaving a smoking hole in his head.*

Darth Homer, SmartDragon, and StarWarsPhreak are out for 4 and JediNyt is out for 2 while he rests in a bacta tank.

Darth Zaius
02-27-2003, 10:32 PM
*in ghost form :holosid:*

*after waiting tirelessly for somebody to try to remove him or exorcise him Darth Zaius decides to have some fun*

now its your turn CorranSac, to die

*darth zaius jumps into Corransac`s body, Corran (Darth Zaius) orders a beer from the bar, and another and another and another untill the point Corran passes out, and zaius leaves his body to die of alcohol poisoning*

*CorranSac is dead for 4 posts*

teutonicknight
02-27-2003, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by teutonicknight
teutonicknight walks in, and stares at all the commotion. He takes out a sword, but acidently stabs him self.

teutonicknight is out for 2 posts

teutonicknight screams at everybody in the bar while he is being carried out on a strecher.

"I'll be back, you'll see, I'lll be back!" [insert evil laugh here]

teutonicknight is out until he escapes the insame asylum... er I mean hosptial.

:D

JediNyt
02-28-2003, 06:36 PM
*Star Wars theme* JediNyt has reached 1000 posts!! Woohoo!

Upon reaching 1000 posts JediNyt becomes super charged with the Force, bursts out of the bacta tank and kills everyone in the cantina! Brilliant blue blades swishing and slashing cutting down everything in their path, people and furniture thrown around with the Force smashing into walls, and finally when hes finished he drops a thermal detonator and walks out of the cantina. BOOM! :D

Wraith 8
02-28-2003, 06:49 PM
with this post.. i reach 8888.. so

Darth Zaius
02-28-2003, 11:58 PM
*still in ghost form:holosid:*

ahhh! help me im burning ahhhh!!!!....oh wait im already dead

*follows JediNyt to another Cantina to haunt*

CorranSec
03-01-2003, 01:31 AM
*CorranSec wakes up, and looks around blearily*

Corran says, "Wow. I can't imagine what came over me. Drinking that much....... wait a second! ZAIUS!!"

*Corran goes to his ship and gets his handy-dandy Un-Ghostifying-thingamajig and runs outside*

"Zaius! I'm coming for you!"

*Corran runs out of the cantina and sees Zaius' specter floating around. He zaps it with the Un-Ghostifying-thingamajig, and Zaius becomes just a perfectly normal, everyday, non-ghost Sith Lord.*

"This is for giving me alcohol poisoning!"

*Corran ignites his saber, twirls it above his head, and leaps at Zaius.*
*Zaius dodges and tries to zap Corran with lightning, but Corran twists aside at the last moment.*
*Corran flicks his saber up and feints a slash. Zaius slips away, but Corran's saber is there to meet him with a deadly overhead stab, which takes him right through his blackened, evil heart.*

Zaius yells "Arrrgh! I am Sith! I shall rise again!" and explodes in a blast of dark side energy.

*Wave after wave of Sith energy batters Corran. He tries to resist, but eventually the power overwhelms him, and he slumps to the ground, drained of all force energy.*

Zaius is preparing for the Sith to rise again for 5 posts
CorranSec lies on the street, unconcsious and nearly dead, until another Force-user imbues him with strength

JediNyt
03-01-2003, 05:26 AM
JediNyt sees what happened with Zaius and Corran. He rushes over to Corran and kneels placing his hands on his back. JediNyt is reenergizing CorranSec for the next 2 posts. Hmm better start looking for another cantina while Im at it.

nova_wolf
03-01-2003, 06:50 AM
Ummm... Man - can the wookie in my head please stop singing!

*looks around groggily*

My own misses bashed up.... Thats no right....

*sees JediNyt and CorranSec on the floor in a... comprimising position*

Man, I'm out for 6 posts, and the place becomes a gay bar!

*wanders to the bar*

Drink. Large, stern and free refills....

*evils from the bar man*

Screw you - I am not up for this.

*bashes bar man repeatedly with one one of Zaius randomly strewn limbs until he is little more than a pool of primodial sludge of the red variety*

Um - felt good.

*jumps over the bar, landing in goey puddle.*

Barman - I like it. EVERYONRE loves the barman - the giver of alcohol.

DRINKS ARE ON ME!

teutonicknight
03-02-2003, 01:56 AM
*wheels in the bar in a wheelchair with a crazed look on face*

teutonicknight randomly starts throwing chairs at everybody, including himself.

nova_wolf and teutonicknight are both out for 2 posts

SmartDragon
03-02-2003, 08:23 AM
heads for the toilet but is hit by one of teutonicknight's chairs

smartdragon is out for 3

CorranSec
03-02-2003, 04:30 PM
*CorranSec sits up, re-engergised with Force energy, and groans*

"Wow... that really took something out of me. Damn that Zaius! We need some anti-ghost protection in this bar on the double!"

*random people go and get anti-ghost equipment and set it up in the bar*

"Uh.......... thanks."

*random people look happy, and leave*

*CorranSec wanders over to the bar to get a drink, but notices the bartender is now a gooey puddle of blood. He resolves to sit around until either someone comes in who isn't temporarily dead, or someone fixes him a drink.*

teutonicknight
03-02-2003, 06:32 PM
teutonicknight gets up from the floor, and takes out a duel bladed saber

*Duel of the Fates starts playing from the bar's band*

:dsaber:

ckcsaber
03-02-2003, 06:47 PM
teutonic knight slips on rallymonkey crap and falls on his duel saber

teutonicknight is out until someone glues him back together, and the cantina band now plays "taps"

boinga1
03-02-2003, 10:37 PM
enters bar

sees bloody mess

sees lightsabers

runs back outside

jumps in x-wing

heads to the nearest death star and hides

prays to death

JediNyt
03-02-2003, 10:41 PM
JediNyt mind tricks band to play The Asteroid Field while he lifts up a bunch of rocks with the Force and sends them in a big wave through the cantina smashing in their path. ckcsaber is caught in the wave and pulverized. ckcsaber lays in a bloody heap on the floor and is out for 2 posts.

CorranSec
03-03-2003, 03:42 AM
*CorranSec sips his drink some more. He glances around at the carnage and destruction, and sighs, realising that there's nobody around to duel apart from JediNyt, and he's a good guy.*

*CorranSec yawns and checks his watch, but isn't arrogant enough to yell something like "Hey! Come and get me!"....*

nova_wolf
03-03-2003, 05:24 AM
*bad thing to shout Corran....*

From across the room comes a deafening war cry....

He has returned once more, this time with his own winged, flying minions - FURY, the big angry red-assed baboon!

Corran - 'I've wasted my life.....'

*nova_wolf gets up in time to see Fury and his monkey minions pick Corran apart in a blood fuelled (and painted :eek: ) frenzy.

Corran out for 5

HEH - BAND! I own this bar, so you play what I ask....

*cowers as the band throw everything they got....*

nova_wolf is out until he can claw himself out from under band's flatulent Gamorrean keyboardist!

Darth Homer
03-03-2003, 06:58 PM
*A doublebladed saber comes twirling through the room, catching FURY off guard. Fury is cut in half. The saber arcs back through the room towards the door where DARTH HOMER stands*

Yes! Now I don't have to worry about that stupid monkey....

*Someone bashes Homer on the back of the head with a frying pan*

Ow....

*Homer goes down, but his saber finishes its arc and lands squarely in $am's chest*

FURY is dead and unusable for 10 posts, Homer is down for 2 posts, and $sam is down for 5 posts after someone pulls the saber from his chest (until the saber is removed, he is down indefinitely)

Cantina Band - 1 keyboardist starts playing Green Day's Basket Case

teutonicknight
03-04-2003, 02:15 AM
Originally posted by ckcsaber
teutonic knight slips on rallymonkey crap and falls on his duel saber

teutonicknight is out until someone glues him back together, and the cantina band now plays "taps"

Why you little- !

*see avatar*

ckcsaber is out for 2 posts

nova_wolf
03-04-2003, 06:17 AM
From beneath my smely Gamorean gas chamber, I watch with glee as Fury the Baboon is final cut down in battle.

Darth Homer makes one mistake though....

*cringes as he realises what is about to occur.....*

Darth Homer is unaware as Fury's winged minions creep up upon his inactive form....

*As a further emission from the keyboard player pining me sends me to darkness once more, all I can hear is ....AARRGHHH :confused: :eek: ....*

Darth Homer is out for a further 6 turns whilst he attempts to free himself from the horde of flying rabid monkeys attemtping to avenage the death of their leader.

Darth Zaius
03-04-2003, 08:28 PM
*a red ligh flashes and slowly diminishes into a form of a man, yes Zaius has been reborn*

*pulls out and turns on his lightsaber*

now for something the vets should have done a long time ago DOG!

*Darth Zaius uses force grip on nova wolf, lifts him up in the air and slams him down, nocking him unconsious*

*Darth Zaius raises his lightsaber and neuters nova wolf*

*waking up in sheer pain, nova wolf summons Fury the Baboon for help*

*fury and his flying minions jump towards zaius but are all cut in peices by his lightsaber*

too bad your little friends are no more,I be off killing someone else now

*going to the other part of the cantina, Darth Zaius notices cksaber to be not dead*

time for you to die

*Darth zaius strikes towards cksaber and they begin to battle, 5 minutes into the saber fight Zaius uses force choke on cksaber and raises him high above and lets him go, as this is happening Zaius uses force drain on cksaber and shrivels up ionce his now dead corpse hits the floor*

*Darth Zaius raises his lightsaber, waiting for somebody to attack*

*nova wolf is alive but in tremendous pain and can`t do anything for 4 posts, cksaber is dead for 3 posts*

Darth Homer
03-04-2003, 09:05 PM
*ahem* Zaius, if you had read the previous posts, you would have found that I already killed Fury and am being attacked by the flying minions.....but since you so nicely took care of those for me...

*retrieves saber from $am's body*

How 'bout a little duel?

*Zaius starts with a slash to the head, Homer easily ducks and counters...Zaius and Homer trade blows, but are unable to break through the other's defences. Zaius lashes out with Grip, but Homer pushes Zaius away. Homer then releases Lighting on Zaius, who blocks it with one end of his saber.*

Zaius and Homer battle through the cantina and cannot attack anyone else until a winner emerges

Darth Zaius
03-04-2003, 09:32 PM
*Note: oops, should double check next time*

*Darth Zaius uses force speed, runs and trips Darth Homer on the ground and chops his arms and legs off and slows down*

I shall never kill a Sith bretheren, only hurt

*Darth Zaius then turns of and puts his lightsaber in his pocket hostler and carries Darth Homer to a medic bot station


*Darth Zaius is out for two posts untill Darth Honmers surgery is over*

*Darth Homer is out for two posts untill his arms and legs are substituted with robotic ones*

teutonicknight
03-05-2003, 04:52 AM
*orders a drink*

:drink3:

CorranSec
03-05-2003, 05:27 AM
*Corran does the Urza Planeswalker trick and reforms himself from the bloody mess of his organs.*

*Corran clarifies that he is not actually yelling "Come and get me!", as that will make someone come and put him out for a whole bunch of posts, and then kill him again as soon as he comes back in.*

*Corran sees teutonicknight ordering a drink, and thinks that's a damned good idea.*

*Corran orders a Corellian ale.* :)

nova_wolf
03-05-2003, 06:19 AM
Ah - my missus is gonna be miffed w/ you I squeal like a lickle girl...

*reattaches male anatomical pieces*

LOOOOOOOOWWWWW Um - much better!

*Strides over to the phones*

Amazing - given eerything we HAVE destroyed - the phones survive!

*rings the local garrisson to get their best troopers over*

Heh - Zaius - try this for size!

*The sound of feet marching in perfect unison soons drowns out the sounds of brawling. Everyone stands still, looking at each other for an answer - What IS that....
All turn an watch the door, a shadow falling over the doorway, envading the cantina, snubbing or light...
Their weapons are the most accurate and deadly ever known. No armour can with stand their might. Their gall and intelligence is beyond reproce, as is their honour and loyalty.
And then came the war cry we all fear...*

HOUTEENEE!!!!

*Zaius fouls himself, and mutters something like mummy*

The Elite Ewoks attack Zaius, logs, sling shots, rope traps and gliders. Swampies dive left and right to avoid the on slaught.

Zaius is pushed back, and is in full retreat, the Ewols, tenacious as ever, refusing to let him live.

Zaius is out for 12 posts whilst he attempts to defeat of escape the might of the Ewoks

(Serves you right for emascualting me :mad: )

Dedicated to the loving memeory of Fury.
May your anger and ferocity be a constant reminder to us all of how harsh life is.
2002-2003

teutonicknight
03-06-2003, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by teutonicknight
*orders a drink*

:drink3:

After 7 bottles, teutonicknight drops to the floor.

teutonicknight passes out drunk on the floor until he wakes up

Darth Homer
03-06-2003, 11:12 AM
*blasts out of bacta chamber*

*recalls saber & ignites it in one swift motion*

*gives the room a menacing glower...walks over to a table, picks up a metal cup, crushes it with his new hand*

GROOVY!

*goes berzerk on Ewoks & forces the remaining to flee*

HAH!! Those were supposed to be Elite?

*slices Nova_Wolf*

That'll teach you to bring in outside help.

*turns around to see Zaius*

Won't kill a fellow darth, huh? That's admirable....

*slices Zaius in half*

I guess I don't share your feelings...MU-HAHAHAHAHA...:evil1:

Nova_Wolf is down for 5 posts, Zaius is dead for the remaining 10 posts

Wraith 8
03-06-2003, 02:23 PM
*buys another drink and watches the fight*

Kain
03-06-2003, 06:04 PM
*walks in*
*sees whats going on*
*throws a thermal detenator down*
*leaves*
*hears boom*
*wonders who died and who just got knocked stupid*
*keeps running away*

nova_wolf
03-06-2003, 08:33 PM
Can some one PLEASE put Darth Homer in a hurt locker.... A BIG one...

Kain
03-06-2003, 11:25 PM
*crashes an XWing through the roof onto Darth Homer*
*runs before it explodes*

*Darth Homer is flung from the cantina and injured for the next 6 posts*

*runs from fear of retaliation*

nova_wolf
03-07-2003, 06:42 AM
EXCELLENT!

SmartDragon
03-07-2003, 01:01 PM
Puts nova_wolf in medic bay so that his important bits can be reatached.
gets self a guiness

Darth Homer
03-07-2003, 05:39 PM
I'LL GET YOU!!

Kain
03-07-2003, 09:43 PM
*comes back and kicks Homer in head*

*Homer is out for an additinal 2 posts*

*steals Homer's lightsaber*

*leaves planet*

Darklighter
03-07-2003, 10:00 PM
*Sits at a table near the back of the room, laughing his head off*

:lol:Funny stupid people;)

CorranSec
03-07-2003, 11:15 PM
*Corran steals Darklighter's table and throws it at MydnightPsion's fleeing X-Wing. The X-Wing dodges and destroys the table with its quad lasers, but in the meantime Corran's A-Wing has buzzed past and neutralised Psion's engines.*

*Corran flies his A-Wing back to whichever planet the cantina is on, goes in, and orders a drink.*

MydnightPsion is hanging helplessly in space for 4 posts
Darklighter has no table for 1 post

swphreak
03-08-2003, 01:07 AM
*peeks in*

This thing is STILL going on?

*sneaks away*

Darth Zaius
03-08-2003, 02:15 AM
*Darth Zaius Wakes up and jumps to his feet*

stupid ewoks, ill get you soon nova_wolf but first, you Corran and I have some unfinished buisness to take care of

* Darth Zaius grabs and turns on his lightsaber using the force and jumps toward Corran, and Corran blocks and force pushes Darth Zaius against the wall, Zaius shakes it off and Shoots force lightning at Corran and he blocks it with his lightsaber*

lets get this over with

*Darth Zaius and Corran begin Saber Dueling all over the Cantina, making a mess of it and killing innocent bystanders such as Smart Dragon and Darklighter*

*Darklighter and Smart Dragon are dead for 3 posts*

*Darth Zaius and Corran fight in a saber duel for 6 posts untill the victor emerges*

JediNyt
03-08-2003, 03:18 AM
*Watching Corran and Zaius duel while having a blue milk.*

Most impressive saber fighting I must say. Good form. Watch that aggression Corran, keep your guard! Hmm I just had a sudden urge to be spontaneous! :D

*Runs outside. A minute later the cantinas patrons start to hear a slight rumbling. It gets louder and louder and the cantina starts to shake. Everyone looks outside just in time to see JediNyt on top of a huge hover assault tank roaring towards the cantina!*

Is this spontaneous for you?! AAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :evil1:

*JediNyt opens up full with heavy blaster cannons blazing and rockets screaming into the cantina! JediNyt looks like this -> :joy: Darklighter is caught right in the middle of it and disintegrates! JediNyt is careful though to not hit Zaius or Corran because it would be bad form to interupt their duel.*

Whew, ok I think Im done being spontaneous now.

*Goes back to enjoying blue milk and watching duel. :)*

Darklighter is disintegrated for 4 posts.

nova_wolf
03-08-2003, 06:40 AM
HAHAHA

*moons Zaius as he tries to concentrate upon his duel*

HAHAHAHA.....

*continues to moon him*

[DARTH ZAIUS] Stop that you twerp... URGGHHH - get lost.. OUCH! [/DARTH ZAIUS]

*Zaius loses his concentration, and focues upon the wrong a$$hole for too long. Corransec capitalises and slays Zaius*

*pulls trousers back up*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Zaius is out for 6

*Corransec looks robbed....*

Heh - I helped you win - you cant hurt me

I could have taken him myslef you know

Yeah - right!

*that poor choice of words results in a saber wound through the stomach... ohhh - gotta hurt*

nova_wolf is back to bacta for 4

Kain
03-08-2003, 11:57 AM
*comes back for revenge in a Star Destroyer*
*opens random fire on the Cantina*
*nova_wolf is down for an additional 5 posts*
*JediNyt does his best at dodging, but is jargle headed, and loses the next 3 posts*
*Darklighter gets hit head on and misses 8 posts*
*CorranSec tries to deflect the laser with lightsaber, knocking him through 4 walls and out into the street. Corran misses 5 posts*
*seals doors in Star Destroyer with Cortosis and makes a break for escape pods*

Darth Homer
03-08-2003, 03:48 PM
*recalls saber & cuts down MydnightPsion as he's heading for the door*

Hah!! You forgot about me!! I infiltrated your ship here long before you made the attack run! I also set up some commands for my own amusement!

*hits some buttons on a control panel & exits Star Destroyer*

*steps outside, SD lifts off & flies itself straight into the sun*

MydnightPsion is burning alive for 10 posts

That'll teach you to mess with me!! :evil1:

ckcsaber
03-08-2003, 07:37 PM
Hiding in the shadows, ckcsaber sees Darth Homer step off the Star Destroyer.

ckcsaber quickly reaches into his quiver and lets fly 2 arrows, one after another.

They find their mark, and Darth Homer falls to the ground, hands clutching his chest.

slowly ckcsaber melts deeper into the shadows....


Darth Homer is out for 3 posts

Darth Zaius
03-08-2003, 08:23 PM
*note to nova_wolf me and corran were battling for six posts and cant be interrupted untill ONE OF US is the victor, so your post is null and void*