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Darth Eggplant
02-13-2003, 01:59 PM
*this post won't make sence unless you know the song
Rock me Amadeus by Falco, or have seen the great video
made by the guys who created it.*

Jabba on the Dais!

ooo! Jabba on the Dais
ooo! Jabba on the Dais
ooo! Jabba on the Dais
Ooo!

tell Jabba that I've got his money...

if I told you half the things
I've heard about this Jabba The Hutt,
you'ld probably short circuit...

1944
Modesto, California
George Lucas is Born

1976
Decland Mulholand appears
as Jabba in a cut scene
from "Star Wars"

1977
Star Wars debutes to
Stellar Box Office reciepts

1980
"The Empire Strikes Back"
opens to a response
most impressive

1983
Jabba makes his Film Debut
in "Return of the Jedi"

1997
"Star Wars Special Edition"
includes a cut scene now
featuring a CGI Jabba

om March 7th
of that same year
Jabba appears
in the special edition
of "Return of the Jedi"

1999
Mississipi Rock singers
Matthew Beall
and Petch Lucas record

Jabba on the Dais!
Jabba on the dais!

on the dais
*dais(dA' is)n., raised platform*
on the dais
on the dais
on the dais
on the dais
on the dais
on the dais
on the dais
*< Jabba*
*Dais >*
on the dais
on the dais
on the dais
* < early Jabba*
* early Dais >*
on the dais
on the dais
on the dais
on the dais
*< toy Jabba*
* toy Dais >*
on the dais

(chorus)
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
Jabba on the Dais!
(chorus)

A dingy palace
in the desert flats
of Tatooine
A drunken revelry
of aliens so crass and mean
amidst the smokey haze
and intergalactic chaos
there sprawls the mighty one himself
Look it's Jabba on the Dais!
like a two ton slug
upon a concrete throne
he swigs his brandy
as he tosses the Rancor a bone
springing trap doors
on dancers
when they won't
'Put Out'
this Hutt is Vile
beyond comparison,
there ain't no doubt!

(chorus)
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
Jabba on the Dais!
(chorus)

At Jabba's side is perched
the cackaling Salacious Crumb
who rips at C3PO's eye sockets
with his scaly thumb
while on the stage
Max Rebo Band sing and play
and through the door
comes Skywalker
to Save the Day!
Han Solo's chillin' on the wall
when Chewie's brought before
the court of Jabba
where C3PO's knocked to the floor
the Thermal Detinator
and disguise are really Leia's
as she makes a Bogus Deal
with Mighty Jabba on the Dais!

(chorus)
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
Jabba on the Dais!
(chorus)

In the corner Bobba's 'Mackin'
with that dancing chick
while Bib Fortuna's falling
for Luke's old 'Jedi Mind Trick'
Lando tries to be unnoticed
though he bumps his head
and Princess Leia's talking 'Smack'
but gets chained up instead!
The Rancor's stomach is a growlin'
but he'll soon be dead
'cause' Master Luke
is gonna drop a blast door
on his head
and now the revelry is silenced
from it's drunken chaos,
and a floppin' and a flailin'
Jabba's Bitchin' on the Dais!

(chorus)
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
Jabba on the Dais!
(chorus)

...you will bring captain Solo
and the Wookie to me...

(chorus)
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
Jabba on the Dais!
(chorus)

...I've just made a deal...
...I'm altering the deal...
(chorus)
Vader made me
do it to him Baby!
Vader made me
do it to him Baby!
Vader made me
do it to him Baby!

Yeeaaa Yeeaa Yeeaahh!

Jabba, Jabba
please unlock me!
Jabba, Jabba
please unlock me!
Jabba, Jabba
please unlock me!

Yeeaaa Yeeaa Yeeaahh!

on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
on the dais!
on the dais, on the dais!
Jabba on the Dais!
(chorus)


this parody video
is available for download
at www.theforce.net
in their humour section,
it is however a large file
best downloaded at highspeed.
I will be making an MP3 soon.
that should be smaller.
if you want a copy please email me.
*and you kind of have to know
the pop song by Falco
'Rock Me Amedaeus'
to fully appreciate it.
or the Simpsons song
'Doctor Zaius'
which I also have in MP3 format.

*Petch Lucas is trying to get me
an audio version of this video,
but if any of you out there
have this in audio mp3
or any other humerous Star Wars
related stuff, please contact me.
I like filling my HD with this stuff.*

Darth Eggplant
02-13-2003, 02:03 PM
Tatooine Rhapsody

Is this the reel life
is it sci-fi fantasy
caught in a franchise
no escape from
Chancellor Palpatine
open your eyes
look up to the skies and see
I was just a slave boy,
freedom need I,
not your sympathy
because I'm easy won,
by Qui-Gon,
a little force,
a little con,
anyway the dice rolls,
doesn't really matter to me,
to me

mama,
just killed a man,
swung a light saber at his head,
deadly flashlight, wow he's dead!
mama,
life as a Jedi Knight
has just begun,
but Queen Amidala said
she'd go all the way
C3PO,
ooo
didn't mean to leave you unfinished
if I'm not back again
this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on,
cause you're a droid
and like if you really matter

too late, puberty has come,
sending shivers down my spine
a certain body part's
aching all the time,
goodbye everybody,
i've got to go
gotta leave you all behind
and face the Sith
Obi-Wan,
ooo
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never seen
Amidala at all

I see a little Toydarian named Watto,
Sebulba, Sebulba,
will you podrace on Boonta Eve
Storm Troopers fighting,
very very frightening me
Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks
Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks
Jar Jar Binks, says ooh how rude!
but I'm still just a slave boy,
Master Yoda no loves me

(chorus)
he's just a slave boy,
from the planet Tatooine
give him a break,
and let him go and boff the queen
(chorus)

she's easy come she's easy go,
will you help young Ani score

(chorus)
Jedi Council,
no! we will not help him score
(chorus)

Anakin, let me score

(chorus)
Jedi Council,
we will not help you score
(chorus)

Anakin, let me score

(chorus)
Jedi Council,
we will not help him score
(chorus)

Anakin, let me score

(chorus)
will not help you score,
(chorus)

let me score,

(chorus)
will not help you score,
(chorus)

let me score,

(chorus)
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
(chorus)

who's your daddy! who's your daddy!
man that was good, I need a smoke

(chorus)
Bobba Fett has a slave girl
put aside for me,
for me
for me
(chorus)

so you think you can
seduce me a minor
you royal pedophile
so you think you can
handle my light saber
and laugh at it's size
oh Yoda!
she can't do this to me Yoda!
just gotta get out,
just gotta get right outta here

no more Jedi Masters
anyone can see,
no more Jedi Masters
it's the dark side
of the Force now for me,

as the Star Wars saga goes...


'Tatooine Rhapsody'
lyrics DarthEggplant
2001
*helps if you know
Queen's song Boheimian Rhapsody*
I also have the album cover artwork for this song,
email or pm me if you'ld like to see it,
or if anyone knows where I can upload stuff
so I can place an image in this post I will.
geocities is not lucas forum friendly.
:jawa UTINNI!:jawa

Elessar-Eärfalas
02-13-2003, 03:49 PM
whats with all these posts you keep....posting? :(

Darth Zaius
02-13-2003, 10:18 PM
AHHH!!! NOOOO!!! not another good original song covered and changed into something it was not to be AHHHH!!!!!!!!



i apologize for my reaction, but i hate alot of songs covered by other artists, it changes and destroys the original concept of the song, bah anyways my opinion doesn`t matter, it is done and through and thiers no changing it.

Elessar-Eärfalas
02-14-2003, 12:27 AM
hey man, why dont u post all these song things in 1 thread...? save some bandwidth, lol.

leXX
02-14-2003, 08:40 AM
Threads merged.

Darth Eggplant
02-14-2003, 12:50 PM
:eek: sorry like most middle class socialist brats out there,
I forget that free lucas forums does not mean
the well is bottomless. :D

and Darth Zaius, I too do not like sometimes other artists
doing other people's songs, but some times it works out
rare but few. and being biased I do not always like parody
songs; exceptions of course some weird Al stuff is gold
as is some Dr. Demento

yet having said that, having created Tatooine Rhapsody,
if you play it while listening to Queen
I think it's funny.
I am no musician and I don't do the music man thing often,
but as stated (and no offense taken)
me saa thinks me saa song is mooey moeey bombastic good.

* and I liked Jabba On The Dais too, call me kooky*