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Darth Eggplant
02-14-2003, 02:17 PM
*a beggining is a very delicate time.*
( I am Darth Eggplant, a regular member of the GFN)
and I have recently made the jump to light speed
and have travelled to your portion of the lucas forums galaxy,
in order to join and become a member of more lucas communities.

and as such I would like to introduce myself to you all
with my own personae portfolio.

I am a regular member of the GFN.
Grim Fandango Network.
(new visitors are always welcomed.)
and I have and play the lucasarts game Grim Fandango.
I also have one other luxasarts game and it is Pod Racer.
*as such on these forums I know virtually nothing
about these Star Wars games which these forums pertain to.*

however I would not mind becoming a regular in Yoda's Swamp.

recently I posted a poll in all the Star Wars sites
save I think by technical ommission this one.
I appologize for the over site.
the polls exist in almost every forum community
if you wish to go see them and vote in them.
I also posted a thread called Galactic Forum Cricket,
In it I rated Star Wars, Star Wars Knights
and SW Galaxies as the 3 forums I liked the most.
however because I like the name Yoda's Swamp
I would very much like to revise my review
and add you to the top of the list as best Star Wars forum.
so I am posting here today to see if I can make
First Contact with the denizens of your Swamp.

and now because I feel that one
should always sing for one's supper
I would like to share with you all
Tatooine Rhapsody.
( it has been posted elsewhere
so if you have seen it stop reading this post now
and run away,
but if you have not
I hope you enjoy it.
Tatooine Rhapsody
is a parody of Queen's Bohemian Rgapsody
and reading the post while listening to the song
really enhances the experience.
(I hope you like it,
I also hope to become a regular in the swamp)

Tatooine Rhapsody

Is this the reel life
is it sci-fi fantasy
caught in a franchise
no escape from
Chancellor Palpatine
open your eyes
look up to the skies and see
I was just a slave boy,
freedom need I,
not your sympathy
because I'm easy won,
by Qui-Gon,
a little force,
a little con,
anyway the dice rolls,
doesn't really matter to me,
to me

mama,
just killed a man,
swung a light saber at his head,
deadly flashlight, wow he's dead!
mama,
life as a Jedi Knight
has just begun,
but Queen Amidala said
she'd go all the way
C3PO,
ooo
didn't mean to leave you unfinished
if I'm not back again
this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on,
cause you're a droid
and like if you really matter

too late, puberty has come,
sending shivers down my spine
a certain body part's
aching all the time,
goodbye everybody,
i've got to go
gotta leave you all behind
and face the Sith
Obi-Wan,
ooo
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never seen
Amidala at all

I see a little Toydarian named Watto,
Sebulba, Sebulba,
will you podrace on Boonta Eve
Storm Troopers fighting,
very very frightening me
Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks
Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks
Jar Jar Binks, says ooh how rude!
but I'm still just a slave boy,
Master Yoda no loves me

(chorus)
he's just a slave boy,
from the planet Tatooine
give him a break,
and let him go and boff the queen
(chorus)

she's easy come she's easy go,
will you help young Ani score

(chorus)
Jedi Council,
no! we will not help him score
(chorus)

Anakin, let me score

(chorus)
Jedi Council,
we will not help you score
(chorus)

Anakin, let me score

(chorus)
Jedi Council,
we will not help him score
(chorus)

Anakin, let me score

(chorus)
will not help you score,
(chorus)

let me score,

(chorus)
will not help you score,
(chorus)

let me score,

(chorus)
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
(chorus)

who's your daddy! who's your daddy!
man that was good, I need a smoke

(chorus)
Bobba Fett has a slave girl
put aside for me,
for me
for me
(chorus)

so you think you can
seduce me a minor
you royal pedophile
so you think you can
handle my light saber
and laugh at it's size
oh Yoda!
she can't do this to me Yoda!
just gotta get out,
just gotta get right outta here

no more Jedi Masters
anyone can see,
no more Jedi Masters
it's the dark side
of the Force now for me,

as the Star Wars saga goes...


'Tatooine Rhapsody'
lyrics DarthEggplant
2001
*helps if you know
Queen's song Boheimian Rhapsody*

Rogue Nine
02-14-2003, 02:21 PM
I think he'll fit right in here at the Swamp. From the looks of it, you don't have to make him a crack and hallucinogen addict like the most of you are. He is one already!

mace_sundancer
02-14-2003, 02:24 PM
lol

Katarn07
02-14-2003, 04:17 PM
OK, as funny as that is, I'm kinda getting pissed to see it. I saw it in 3 other forums already....

El Sitherino
02-14-2003, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by Katarn07
OK, as funny as that is, I'm kinda getting pissed to see it. I saw it in 3 other forums already.... same. sorry eggplant its just ive seen it before in other places as well. used to be funny but not anymore

Elessar-Eärfalas
02-14-2003, 05:11 PM
ya egg, u have been postin that stuff on alot of forums, just try to lay back fora bit k? :rolleyes:

Eldritch
02-14-2003, 06:33 PM
:vader3: : The spam is strong in this one...

I don't frequent any other Lucasforums other than the JKii.net ones, so I haven't seen that before. Funny, but some parts of the lyrics don't quite match the rhyme scheme of the song. Still good, though.

Just be sure not to spam in the swamp, or Swampies will be all over you like white on rice. :lol:

El Sitherino
02-14-2003, 06:43 PM
what about the brown rice?

AutoCept
02-14-2003, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by Darth Eggplant
recently I posted a poll in all the Star Wars sites
save I think by technical ommission this one.
I appologize for the over site.
the polls exist in almost every forum community
if you wish to go see them and vote in them.
I also posted a thread called Galactic Forum Cricket,
In it I rated Star Wars, Star Wars Knights
and SW Galaxies as the 3 forums I liked the most.
however because I like the name Yoda's Swamp
I would very much like to revise my review
and add you to the top of the list as best Star Wars forum.
so I am posting here today to see if I can make
First Contact with the denizens of your Swamp.

*SMACK!*
You missed Gaming Forums too.:mad:

ckcsaber
02-15-2003, 12:45 PM
Welcome to the Swamp Eggplant.