The V-Day Invasion [Archive]

sheaday6

02-14-2003, 08:36 PM

Happy Valentines Day!!!

Thats right, valentines day, the most beloved commercial holiday of the year (besides halloween...oh yeah, and christmas). I hope you all have a date, or at least a hooker.

AndrewL

02-15-2003, 11:46 AM

yep. I got me 3 hookers. They apparently loved me for a long time and wanted to "suck" me. But like micheal jackson, I covered my face like an idiot and weeped until they left.

SyntheticGerbil

02-15-2003, 11:50 AM

I think I did better off this year than ever...

GendoTheGreat

02-19-2003, 10:39 AM

I haven't got laid since a one-night-stand of six months ago. Or was it six years ago?

I'm so lonely...

SyntheticGerbil

02-19-2003, 09:55 PM

Someone's lonely?! What's new?!

Quackass

02-21-2003, 04:10 AM

mabey all MJ needed was chefs pleasure bag for his girl...

Mex

02-23-2003, 07:49 AM

Well, valentines day is over. Thank god.

Quackass

02-24-2003, 05:21 PM

you wouldn't be saying that if you had a hot gf.
me on the other hand was saying "thank God i broke up with her before valentines day!"

SyntheticGerbil

02-25-2003, 02:49 AM

Filthy.

sheaday6

02-28-2003, 01:37 PM

It sounds like you took the break up with your blow up doll pretty well.

GendoTheGreat

02-28-2003, 10:57 PM

There was no break-up, she just split. :lol:

Quackass

03-04-2003, 10:32 PM

yok yok yok!

virgins.

sheaday6

03-04-2003, 10:51 PM

why do people get so defensive?

JBlink

03-10-2003, 01:52 AM

I should probably make a joke about small penises right about now, but I wont.

vegitablepulp

03-10-2003, 02:35 AM

ah, come on...it be fun

just don't pull down your pants and show everyone