View Full Version : The V-Day Invasion
02-14-2003, 08:36 PM
Happy Valentines Day!!!
Thats right, valentines day, the most beloved commercial holiday of the year (besides halloween...oh yeah, and christmas). I hope you all have a date, or at least a hooker.
02-15-2003, 11:46 AM
yep. I got me 3 hookers. They apparently loved me for a long time and wanted to "suck" me. But like micheal jackson, I covered my face like an idiot and weeped until they left.
02-15-2003, 11:50 AM
I think I did better off this year than ever...
02-19-2003, 10:39 AM
I haven't got laid since a one-night-stand of six months ago. Or was it six years ago?
I'm so lonely...
02-19-2003, 09:55 PM
Someone's lonely?! What's new?!
02-21-2003, 04:10 AM
mabey all MJ needed was chefs pleasure bag for his girl...
Well, valentines day is over. Thank god.
02-24-2003, 05:21 PM
you wouldn't be saying that if you had a hot gf.
me on the other hand was saying "thank God i broke up with her before valentines day!"
02-25-2003, 02:49 AM
02-28-2003, 01:37 PM
It sounds like you took the break up with your blow up doll pretty well.
02-28-2003, 10:57 PM
There was no break-up, she just split. :lol:
03-04-2003, 10:32 PM
yok yok yok!
03-04-2003, 10:51 PM
why do people get so defensive?
03-10-2003, 01:52 AM
I should probably make a joke about small penises right about now, but I wont.
03-10-2003, 02:35 AM
ah, come on...it be fun
just don't pull down your pants and show everyone
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