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sheaday6
02-14-2003, 09:36 PM
Happy Valentines Day!!!

Thats right, valentines day, the most beloved commercial holiday of the year (besides halloween...oh yeah, and christmas). I hope you all have a date, or at least a hooker.

AndrewL
02-15-2003, 12:46 PM
yep. I got me 3 hookers. They apparently loved me for a long time and wanted to "suck" me. But like micheal jackson, I covered my face like an idiot and weeped until they left.

SyntheticGerbil
02-15-2003, 12:50 PM
I think I did better off this year than ever...

GendoTheGreat
02-19-2003, 11:39 AM
I haven't got laid since a one-night-stand of six months ago. Or was it six years ago?

I'm so lonely...

SyntheticGerbil
02-19-2003, 10:55 PM
Someone's lonely?! What's new?!

Quackass
02-21-2003, 05:10 AM
mabey all MJ needed was chefs pleasure bag for his girl...

Mex
02-23-2003, 08:49 AM
Well, valentines day is over. Thank god.

Quackass
02-24-2003, 06:21 PM
you wouldn't be saying that if you had a hot gf.
me on the other hand was saying "thank God i broke up with her before valentines day!"

SyntheticGerbil
02-25-2003, 03:49 AM
Filthy.

sheaday6
02-28-2003, 02:37 PM
It sounds like you took the break up with your blow up doll pretty well.

GendoTheGreat
02-28-2003, 11:57 PM
There was no break-up, she just split. :lol:

Quackass
03-04-2003, 11:32 PM
yok yok yok!

virgins.

sheaday6
03-04-2003, 11:51 PM
why do people get so defensive?

JBlink
03-10-2003, 02:52 AM
I should probably make a joke about small penises right about now, but I wont.

vegitablepulp
03-10-2003, 03:35 AM
ah, come on...it be fun

just don't pull down your pants and show everyone