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NiKo
02-23-2003, 08:27 AM
How would you feel, if a girl came to you, gigling, saying that it takes gutts to take nude pics of yourself the way you did..


I went along with the joke...untill i realised she wasnt joking...

someone, has been spreading a nude pic of me on the internet. well, not me...someone who looks JUST LIKE ME!....only nude..
so every girl in my town THINKS that they have seen me naked!

I mean, if at least the guy in the pic would have a big willy i'd gladly say it's me...:rolleyes: but the guy in the pic doesnt have a specialy big willy...bah! bad reputation

Now I know how britney spears feels about all those fake nude pics of her...

what would you do in my shoes?

obi
02-23-2003, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by NiKo

what would you do in my shoes?

I would realize that they are your shoes, and then return them to you.


As for the nudey stuff, I would say it was me in the picture, then joke about it for the rest of my life. Everyone in your community will.

NiKo
02-23-2003, 09:16 AM
I am taking it in good humor, dont take me wrong

but....i'm still gonna kill the mother****er responsible for this...

Pissed off Fazz
02-23-2003, 09:58 AM
I would say it was cold when the photo was taken, a you were not at your best!

C'jais
02-23-2003, 10:04 AM
So who wants to see me naked??

::Raises hand::

...I'm game....


















What?! :p

Skate Boy
02-23-2003, 10:15 AM
If I were you, I would kill the dude who did it. A couple of times.:D

Joshi
02-23-2003, 12:58 PM
hmm, i'd probably find him, tie him to a chair, beat him up, gag him, then take a photo of him and send it to dominic armatos mother for ransom. ooh, wait, umm, i mean, do all that apart from the ransom bit.:D

monkeyman333
02-23-2003, 01:55 PM
1. Do they know the piccy looks like you?
2. Do you know anyone outta your town?

NiKo
02-23-2003, 02:43 PM
yes. it was spread by the filename "niko" and everyone was told it's a pic of me

I made it clear to everyone that it's not me...

but still...I cant help but feel that now everyone thinks of me naked :p :D

Pissed off Fazz
02-23-2003, 02:53 PM
LOL, very good, i love it!

Frenchyd
02-23-2003, 03:20 PM
im angry with this thread. i expected naked pictures, darn it, and im just gonna sit right here until i get them!

monkeyman333
02-23-2003, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by Frenchyd
im angry with this thread. i expected naked pictures, darn it, and im just gonna sit right here until i get them!

I'm glad there wasn't. I'm a male.

Frenchyd
02-23-2003, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by monkeyman333
I'm glad there wasn't. I'm a male.


niko is a VERY hansome male though ;)

Kjølen
02-23-2003, 04:11 PM
Feh, I dunno what I'd do, I'd just do what i usually do. Sit, show no sign of caring, until people get the message and move on, always works. :p

NiKo
02-23-2003, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Frenchyd
im angry with this thread. i expected naked pictures, darn it, and im just gonna sit right here until i get them!

Hell no! this is a family friendly forum :D

Pissed off Fazz
02-23-2003, 06:08 PM
Ah, post naked photo's of yourselves! You lot go first...:rolleyes:

murta
02-23-2003, 07:03 PM
Just get naked in public, prove you're telling the truth. I've done it before

C Shutt
02-24-2003, 12:33 AM
Where can I see this picture?

NiKo
02-24-2003, 06:15 AM
Originally posted by murta
Just get naked in public, prove you're telling the truth.

but it's so...cold and drifty

murta
02-24-2003, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by NiKo
but it's so...cold and drifty

I live in Britain, don't even try to gimme that 'cold' **** ;)

NiKo
02-24-2003, 01:44 PM
yeah, but YOU once tasted poo...!:p

Pissed off Fazz
02-24-2003, 02:12 PM
LOL, nice!

murta
02-24-2003, 02:37 PM
Everyone tasted poo when they were a kid...right? :(

NiKo
02-24-2003, 02:54 PM
yeah but they usually stop and dont make it a habbit:p

Skate Boy
02-24-2003, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by murta
Everyone tasted poo when they were a kid...right? :(

They have?:eyeraise: I sure haven't. Does that make me weird?

murta
02-24-2003, 03:04 PM
Well you tasted donkey balls :mad:

Skate Boy
02-24-2003, 03:22 PM
Only once! Jeez. People these days.:disaprove









:joy:

murta
02-24-2003, 03:31 PM
Sorry, that was aimed at NiKo, but through my posting error, I have exposed your evil secret :eek:

Skate Boy
02-24-2003, 03:34 PM
Crap, I'm too fast.*Snort* Um...about the posting, that is.

Now everyone knows my secret.:( All thanks to you murta.:(

Joshi
02-24-2003, 04:33 PM
oh, i'm sure it was very much intentional. anyone else feel this is fastly becomeing a spam thread?
No?
okay.
i've never eaten poo in my life.
though i was once biten by a swedish møøse and drank yaks milk straight from the tap if you know what i mean. :D

SamNMax
02-24-2003, 05:01 PM
Fake nude pic... Ochhh

Skate Boy
02-24-2003, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by Neil Joshi
oh, i'm sure it was very much intentional. anyone else feel this is fastly becomeing a spam thread?
No?
okay.
i've never eaten poo in my life.
though i was once biten by a swedish møøse and drank yaks milk straight from the tap if you know what i mean. :D

What is the difference between a Swedish moose and any other moose?

I've eaten playdough before, but everyone has done that.

NiKo
02-25-2003, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by murta
Well you tasted donkey balls :mad:

they taste quite good when fried, with a side dish of whiped olive cream

Pissed off Fazz
02-25-2003, 01:11 PM
Yeah, balls, great with HP source...

Joshi
02-25-2003, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by Skate Boy
What is the difference between a Swedish moose and any other moose?

well it was in sweden so i guess that was why i said that.

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?
See the løveli lakes
The wøndërful telephøne system
And mäni interesting furry animals
Including the majestik møøse
A Møøse once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge-her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

We apologise for the fault in the
post. Those responsible have been
sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the
post. Those responsible for sacking
the people who have just been sacked,
have been sacked.

Kjølen
02-25-2003, 05:18 PM
Neil Joshi! Stop destroying the pride and dignity of the letter "ø". :D :p

Joshi
02-26-2003, 12:55 PM
it were not me, it were Terry Jones and Terry Gilliam. :D

Skate Boy
02-26-2003, 01:17 PM
I should change my name to Skate Bøy.:D

Al-back from the BigWhoop
02-26-2003, 04:48 PM
no, you'll be sacked

btw- joshi, thats one of the best monty python quotes ever!

Guybrush122
02-27-2003, 09:50 PM
Niko, if I were you...I'd simply say that the tiny penis is purely compensation for your god like, amazing, insane, passionate, did I mention god like?, fabulous talents in the sack.



Otherwise tell 'em it ain't you and your spanker is a good 6 and half inches, isn't that right, buddy? *niko blushes*








And as for donkey balls? That ain't right....bull testicles, man. It's all about the bull testicles.

Mex
03-01-2003, 09:53 AM
I once pooed in my back garden.. :indif:

Acrylic
03-02-2003, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by Kjølen
Feh, I dunno what I'd do, I'd just do what i usually do. Sit, show no sign of caring, until people get the message and move on, always works. :p

Just Like you Steve....even when I spreaded fake rumors about you, you never seemed to care. :D

I dunno what I'd do...I'd.....switch schools or something...:confused:

Acrylic
03-02-2003, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by Skate Boy
Skate Bøy.:D

No..It would take away the magic if Kjølen's name...and you'd be responsible...and then we'd offer you milk...and you'd have to run away....FOREVER! :p

Kjølen
03-02-2003, 01:18 PM
Why do you double post? You know well to combine.

But I don't really care if someone wants my ø. As long as it's only 1 person. Then I wouldn't care. 2 at the most. But everyone, from this day on, that has an ø in their name, will forever be my slave, unless I tell them otherwise. Anyone with an ø anywhere else in their info, will be my minions, which my slaves will have partial control over. :D ;)

Niko, simple as this, when someone says "Ha naked Niko" or brings it up in some way. Slip in that it obviously was a fkae because your package is much nicer, in your opinion, or some other difference, they'll get it.

AG - I've never heard a single person say anything about me at school, so I'm sure most (If any) of the rumours you spread didn't really go so far as a little chuckle from the person you told.

Joshi
03-02-2003, 03:35 PM
i dunno, k-jo, he told me a whopper about you the other day and the web page i posted about it yesterday had already had 20,000 hits. :D

Mo Goya
03-28-2003, 05:56 PM
I would have been very, very, very................... upset with that person. Killing that person several times sounds like a fair punishment. :mob:

Das Mole
03-28-2003, 05:59 PM
tu es tres, tres violente, n'est-ce pas?

although that does seem about right.

Mo Goya
03-28-2003, 06:36 PM
I did not understand the top part of Das Mole's reply, something about being violent, but ya killing the person several times is fair. :mob: :lsduel:

HelenW
03-29-2003, 05:30 AM
It's French for "you are very, very violent is it not so" or similar. N'est-ce pas is just a thing the french say, bit like "innit", but not slang. I think it means, is it not so. Which sounds kinda weird in England.
So, I guess English equivalant would be "you're very very violent, innit" But that sounds a bit common, innit!!!

Joshi
03-29-2003, 06:24 AM
'aren't you' seems round about right, 'you are very very violent aren't you?' i think that's the english equivilant although my french is a little rusty since my last alien abduction.

HelenW
03-29-2003, 07:48 AM
thats what i thought Neil, but then their is no tu or vous in n'est pas. But aren't you is good approximation i guess. But i think in certain citscumstances it means isn't it, or aren't they. Which is weird, cos they have loads of different verb things you have to learn, unlike english which is straight forwaord, then they have a phrase that stays the same whether it's we, them it or us etc. Confusing.

Btw, sidetracking a little here, is anyone here Italian, or speak Italian? I'm trying to learn it you see, as i'm travelling round Italy for a couple of weeks in the autumn.

Das Mole
03-29-2003, 08:30 AM
n'est-ce pas literally means is it not:

est- is
ce- it
ne...pas- not

but it's meaning is isn't it if you're not talking about someone else, if you're talking about someone, it would mean aren't they or isn't he, etc.

it takes on multiple meanings.

sadly, the only thing i know in italian is ti amo, which means i love you (i think). i don't even know hello or goodbye.

Mo Goya
03-29-2003, 03:45 PM
I didnt even know ti amo was italian, so dont worry. All I know is some spanish, if that even counts for anything. :joy:

ZBomber
03-29-2003, 05:57 PM
Just make the picture's johnson 10 times larger and tell them that its larger than they'll ever see. :D

Al-back from the BigWhoop
03-30-2003, 12:39 AM
im the coolest one around here, cause i speak portuguese!
well, im not sure y that makes me cool, but i think it does. hum... maybe its because i can say all of you r a bunch of frutinhas baitolas and none of you would even understand. ;P

ZBomber
03-30-2003, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop
im the coolest one around here, cause i speak portuguese!
well, im not sure y that makes me cool, but i think it does. hum... maybe its because i can say all of you r a bunch of frutinhas baitolas and none of you would even understand. ;P

Like when you speak in English?:p

happinkink
04-06-2003, 03:15 PM
WHERES THAT PICTURE OF YOU NAKED WELL NOT YOU BUTT I LIKE TO SEE IT

:)

Kjølen
04-06-2003, 03:53 PM
Eh, well here on LucasForums, pictires of nakies are strictly forbiddon, along wiht links TOO pictures of nakies.

COJ
04-07-2003, 12:36 AM
damn..Ive always wanted to see Niko naked.....:rolleyes:

sir monkey
04-13-2003, 10:30 AM
PM it then. (is that allowed?)