View Full Version : Do it the Lucas way!

02-24-2003, 02:10 AM
OK, new thread:
This is a list of things and how to do them the Lucas(Arts) way. I tried this on the old LucasFans forum, but it somehow didn't kick. Please try to stick to the 2 line format. I'll give some examples and start the list.

What to call your biker gang:

What to call your cat:

What to drink:

What to wear during Mardi Gras:
A pink skirt

What to say instead of "ouch":

02-24-2003, 04:00 AM
What to sell:
these fine leather jackets


02-24-2003, 07:57 AM
by what name to enter in a diving contest:
"Marco Pollo" - emi

what to say when eating chicken:

when wishing someone else luck with something:
"May The Force Be With You!" - star wars

when persuading someone to go along with you:
"Trust me.." - indy

when calling someone a geeky nerd:
"Sure sure, Dr. Ubermann!" - indy foa

when sneaking into a cinema for free:
"Look behind you, a three-headed-monkey!" - monkey

02-24-2003, 08:21 AM
When you're in the zoo, trying to scare kids, be very quiet and say:
The monkeys are listening...

...and if that doesn't scare them, say:

...and if that doesn't work, yell at them:
Bring me my bride! And more slaw!

And then, when you're thrown into a padded room, you can entertain your roommate:
You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.

02-24-2003, 09:44 AM
Where to play a quiet, relaxing game of golf?
Gator Golf!

If you need a place to stay over for the night when your car broke down you visit:
Dr. Fred's Mansion!

When you're with a lady you ask to dance the:


02-24-2003, 11:25 AM
What to do with those weapons of mass destruction...
Throw them out the window. There's nothing but strangers out there

When your flying rats become stiff...
Bat Wax

Order your goods from...
The Coach Potato Shopping Service

02-25-2003, 08:06 PM
Excuse given when caught shoplifting:
It belongs in a museum!

Ultimate Insult:

Reason for avoiding oral hygiene?
We Don't Need No Stinkin Mouthwash!

This thread is fun!

03-12-2003, 04:54 PM
Where to go to hide:
Sekrit Lab

Where to go for Spring Break

What drinking cup to use:
The cup of a carpenter

What to name your kids:
Bobbin Threadbare and Guybrush Threepwood

Best vacation spot:
Largest Ball of Twine on Earth

What to do with your life:
Join a motorcycle gang

No. 1 drug to avoid:
Life crystals

The ultamate pet:
Demon mechanic

03-12-2003, 05:10 PM
You want your mother-in-law to leave, but she just keeps chatting; just chat back:
How much would would a woodchuck chuck...

03-12-2003, 08:40 PM
Who to avoid at all costs:
Fans asking what the Secret of Monkey Island REALLY is :)

~ Johnny

03-14-2003, 03:51 PM
What do you mean ''the lucas way''?

03-14-2003, 04:08 PM
I think the examples speak for themselves

03-15-2003, 08:56 AM
Is this one been chosen?

Where to go during your holidays
The big whoop. :p