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Guardian Omega
02-27-2003, 10:07 PM
You have been warned........

All I have to say is......

O_O:eek:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20030227/od_nm/odd_philippines_penis_dc

EDIT: I just thought of something, why is the thing embalmed and how will he take "#1"?

ImmolatedYoda
02-27-2003, 10:08 PM
omfg...thats...real...nice....

Wes Marrakesh
02-27-2003, 10:08 PM
:eyeraise:

I have been warned. As such I have not clicked the link but I will still say:

wtf?

Darklighter
02-27-2003, 10:12 PM
*Eyes dart*

:wornout::whacked:

*Throws up*

Katarn07
02-27-2003, 10:16 PM
Ouch. Ow... ow...



OW, Jeez...

Owyyy!

I will have nightmares now...

ImmolatedYoda
02-27-2003, 10:18 PM
what a way to show your "fidelity", eh? :eek:

Wes Marrakesh
02-27-2003, 10:45 PM
I take it it's a good thing I didn't click?

git_sum_stuka
02-27-2003, 10:45 PM
that's just ****ing sick.

Jed
02-27-2003, 10:48 PM
*imagines pain*

*cowers*

:eek:

Katarn07
02-27-2003, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by Wes Marrakesh
I take it it's a good thing I didn't click?

You know the gross and painful part. The reason he did it is... was, rather stupid.

wassup
02-27-2003, 10:53 PM
:eyeraise: :barf:

Pisces
02-27-2003, 10:54 PM
Dude...seriously...dude.

:eyeraise:

Kain
02-27-2003, 11:03 PM
*covers mouth*...*breaks down laughing while trying to say ow*

.:Silver:.
02-28-2003, 12:22 AM
Omega. Are you a Farker like me?

-s/<itzo-
02-28-2003, 12:31 AM
Ouch!

obi
02-28-2003, 12:38 AM
I am very tires as I look at this, so I'll probably give a reaction later. It will not be a nice reaction, however. I will probably freak out and run into something.

Guardian Omega
02-28-2003, 12:50 AM
To Silver: No I'm not a Farker, I'm a LUEser! :D (The GameFAQS board Life, The Universe, And Everything, aka off-topic central and home of the nasty.)

Loki GM
02-28-2003, 01:04 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT FOR ANY REASON THERE ARE SOME CRAZY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD BUT HOLLY GOD I THINK HE TAKES THE CAKE

I would rather be dead then dickless

Lightsaberboy
02-28-2003, 01:11 AM
You gotta hand it to him. That shows true loyalty...

Jared
02-28-2003, 01:56 AM
hahahahaha. What an idiot. Now he's not a he anymore, is he. wait a minute...



*vomits all over the forums*

JediNyt
02-28-2003, 02:36 AM
Well he still has other "male" parts as we'll say so techically he is still a man but...ah jeeze!! :ball: :barf:

Kstar__2
02-28-2003, 05:54 AM
:eyeraise:

uhhm.......yeah..........oke..........


:eyeraise:

Reborn Outcast
02-28-2003, 06:19 AM
As Rhett would say...

*Feeling very cold and scared now*

Ouch that's gotta kill.

Pnut_Man
02-28-2003, 06:40 AM
What a complete moron...

Oh ya.... :barf:

nova_wolf
02-28-2003, 06:54 AM
:eek: :confused: :eek: :confused:

NO WOMAN IS WORTH THAT!!!!!!

NONE!

RoguePhotonic
02-28-2003, 08:01 AM
I wouldn't cut it off....would just get something done to disable it.....

Zulu
02-28-2003, 08:18 AM
That sound painful.....:-/

whitedragon
02-28-2003, 08:45 AM
.......................................AHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mex
02-28-2003, 10:01 AM
That's very interesting. :indif:

Boba Rhett
02-28-2003, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by .:Silver:.
Omega. Are you a Farker like me?

:eek: *does the secret hand shake*


Anyways, I wonder how drunk he was. Oddly enough I'm not getting cold and scared because of this story.



.... and that very fact is making me cold and scared. :eek:

XERXES
02-28-2003, 11:34 AM
gotta watch out for those crazy filipinos;) im scared of my gf now:(

SmartDragon
02-28-2003, 11:58 AM
well I hope that they found him and sewed it back on.

this reminds me of the guy whos gf had a spasm while she was giving him a bj and made a few marks on it, so what does he do hits her over the head with a lamp. Shes knocked out and completely bites it off. You hear sick stores at med school.

Katarn07
02-28-2003, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by SmartDragon
well I hope that they found him and sewed it back on.

this reminds me of the guy whos gf had a spasm while she was giving him a bj and made a few marks on it, so what does he do hits her over the head with a lamp. Shes knocked out and completely bites it off. You hear sick stores at med school.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

XERXES
02-28-2003, 12:14 PM
it only takes 25lbs of pressure to rip off a mans man-hood. Dont go out and try it now guys.

Boba Rhett
02-28-2003, 12:20 PM
25lbs? It's gotta be more but I don't plan on testing the theory.

SmartDragon
02-28-2003, 12:34 PM
doesn't that depand on how the pressure is being applyed, on a knife blade whould surely take less pressure than just pressing down on the thing. and also whether it was standing to attention.

XERXES
02-28-2003, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
25lbs? It's gotta be more but I don't plan on testing the theory. thats what my professor said when we were talking about the epic Gilgamesh...when he cut off the man-bulls peepee and dingleberries and threw them at the mother god.

The_One
02-28-2003, 12:51 PM
Katarn07, now do you see what I meant by "strange freaks"? :p

Katarn07
02-28-2003, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by The_One
Katarn07, now do you see what I meant by "strange freaks"? :p

Yes. Now I understand.

*runs back to DF Forum*

ckcsaber
02-28-2003, 01:11 PM
:reads article:

Ahh....true love at it's finest.

nova_wolf
02-28-2003, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by ckcsaber
:reads article:

Ahh....true love at it's finest.


God - no wonder women get the pain of giving birth - there to even the playing field... j/k....

*runs away from horde of women brandishing pot roasts and melons..... :eek: *

Boba Rhett
02-28-2003, 01:51 PM
Did you just say they're brandishing melons?

nova_wolf
02-28-2003, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
Did you just say they're brandishing melons?

Yeah - you know - like the old joke women use to describe it:

You see how YOU like pushing a melon through your ass, then come back and tell me it's NOTHING!

Just typing it.... :eek:

Jared
02-28-2003, 02:14 PM
melons? lol, ok.
in other news, that guy must have loved that girl alot.
either that or he was blackout drunk within a few hours:D

nova_wolf
02-28-2003, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by TK-421
melons? lol, ok.
in other news, that guy must have loved that girl alot.
either that or he was blackout drunk within a few hours:D

If you had just personally and voluntarily cut off your own wiener, I do NOT think it would be alcohol that would cause you to black out.

A mix of pain and dawning on the fact that your idiot may well do that!

Sam Fisher
02-28-2003, 07:24 PM
Well....that's disturbing....

Jared
02-28-2003, 08:18 PM
really disturbing. I wonder how mnay more people will have to lose their lunch over this. *shakes head*

:D:D

dark jedi 8
02-28-2003, 08:30 PM
that is really screwed up! well thats love for ya, i guess?

Jared
02-28-2003, 08:40 PM
I'm thinking he's regretting it about now:D

Pedantic
02-28-2003, 08:46 PM
Jesus ****ing Christ. That is one sick, sick, sick story. Who would ever, ever, ever want to do something that stupid? God. Ugh.

Hellfire Jedi
02-28-2003, 08:55 PM
Im getting sick....:(
Smart thanks for sharing those.....interesting (wtf am I saying) storys.....

*Pukes*

ZePhyR
02-28-2003, 08:57 PM
cool

Lightsaberboy
02-28-2003, 09:13 PM
well, if he cut it off then she really doesnt have any use for him anymore.....

ZBomber
02-28-2003, 10:54 PM
o.O

So, how does he get rid of piss? :D

Boba Rhett
02-28-2003, 10:56 PM
Well I doubt he corked the hole, Z. :p

Yom
02-28-2003, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by whitedragon
.......................................AHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

~hits white with but of gun~ damn that was getting repetitive

well any who i do believ that man would be dead by now if they have not found him. elll i think it is time to point and laugh at the man who cut off his own "littel man" . i think it is a new darwin award to give out. ~points at the penisless man~


Yom

ZBomber
02-28-2003, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
Well I doubt he corked the hole, Z. :p

well, it would be all over the toilet when he was done. :p

Katarn07
02-28-2003, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by ZBomber
well, it would be all over the toilet when he was done. :p

Nah. He has just lost the privledge to stand. No yernals for him...

munik
02-28-2003, 11:50 PM
He probaly just hacked it off. I doubt it was a clean cut as flush to the body as possible.

So now he's got "Little Stubby"!

And reading the word "yernals" made me actually spit soda out of my mouth from laughter :)

Katarn07
02-28-2003, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by munik
And reading the word "yernals" made me actually spit soda out of my mouth from laughter :)

I spit "pop" out on my keyboard once while my sis was watching Jenny Jones: My Pre-Teens go to boot camp... :D :p :D

Pop is soda, by the way. That is what we people here in IL call soda, for you guys in Mass and NJ *COUGH ZBomber, Taters, Neo, Pnut COUGH*

*** Oh, yernals is funny is it?

So now he's got "Little Stubby"!

lol :D :p :D

ZBomber
03-01-2003, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by Katarn07
I spit "pop" out on my keyboard once while my sis was watching Jenny Jones: My Pre-Teens go to boot camp... :D :p :D

Pop is soda, by the way. That is what we people here in IL call soda, for you guys in Mass and NJ *COUGH ZBomber, Taters, Neo, Pnut COUGH*

*** Oh, yernals is funny is it?



lol :D :p :D

Be, you still say its wrong. Its soda man. :p

Bob Gnarly
03-01-2003, 10:18 AM
i dont get it....did he cut his thing off? and give birth or something?

ZBomber
03-01-2003, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by KingPin
i dont get it....did he cut his thing off? and give birth or something?

He cut his thing off, threw it to his wife, and ran away..... :eek:

topshot
03-01-2003, 03:20 PM
Seriously, lopping off a man's genitals. That is just sick!
:barf:

Kids, do not do that at home! It's not a pretty site!

Mex
03-01-2003, 03:34 PM
I wonder what it looks like now he cut it out?

SmartDragon
03-01-2003, 03:42 PM
I'll take a guess and say gross. But if you really want to know I'm sure I can find a picture of a similar event in one of my books and tell you. The only ones I can remember are the dissected ones and they were bad enough though.

Bob Gnarly
03-01-2003, 05:14 PM
well he didnt cut his balls of only the penis....wtf..............well good thing there where no pictures:rolleyes:

ZBomber
03-01-2003, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by KingPin
well he didnt cut his balls of only the penis....wtf..............well good thing there where no pictures:rolleyes:

Thats what would make it look even weirder.. o.O

nova_wolf
03-01-2003, 05:35 PM
Did he get it reattached or what....

Not a great place to get gangrene....

Swat
03-03-2003, 06:13 AM
well they preserved it waiting 4 him 2 get back home

his eyes muz be twitching wif so many ppl tokking abt him

Reborn Outcast
03-03-2003, 06:35 AM
Watch him be in this forum right now!!!! *Looks around madly*


:D