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Darth Eggplant
03-02-2003, 06:11 PM
when I am entertaining company, I am a really good cook,
I also have found out I know how to bake as well.

However...when I am alone, I seem to be possessed
by the dead spirit of a chef who died from food poisoning
(from his own cooking.) at any rate whenever I create
chaotic quisine, I force myself to eat it; and I must say;
I still have not learnt my lesson.:D


Chow Yuck Fat Fish and Chicken Fried Rice

ingredients:
one cup of wild rice
two and a half cups of water
one can of tuna fish (dolphin friendly of cource)
one large container of gravy from Kentucky Fried Chicken
some cooking oil

cook the wild rice in water,
and then heat a pan with oil
cooking the rice until golden fried.
(add soya sauce to give a nice darkened appearance)
then take can of tuna and heap cold
over plate of fried wild rice,
heat large container of chicken gravy
from Kentucky Fried Chicken
in the microwave,
poor entire contents onto tuna fried rice,
(serve to yourself)
eat one large plate,
then let remained in pan cool
before chucking the whole lot into the trash.

*throw receipt card away and never try it again.*

anyhow you are what you eat
or what you are willing to admit to have eaten.;)

leXX
03-02-2003, 07:57 PM
I think one smilie can describe my feelings adequately...

:barf:

Darth Zaius
03-02-2003, 09:11 PM
mmmm...tasty:p

Darth Homer
03-02-2003, 09:21 PM
I'm kinda wondering what your thought processes were that led you to such a decision as tuna and rice cooked together.....wait, maybe I don't...

Rogue15
03-02-2003, 11:44 PM
ah, that's nothing..

half Chocolate Milk with half mountain dew mixed up real good

peanut butter and jelly and ham and cheese sandwhich. your tastebuds will explode with confusion!