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Grim_comician
03-19-2003, 08:53 AM
I wondered if you've got yourself a laugh from the games. How? Where? Why? What qoute?

"I've just locked an open door. Strange, yet symbolically compelling.":)

Sanspoof
03-19-2003, 01:36 PM
Glottis: Pretty little paratif actually. Yes, sire-ee. Not bad 'tall! (Whistles) TELL ME WHERE YOU GOT THAT RIGHT NOW!!!
Manny: Olivia's... kitcen...
Glottis: LUMAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEMONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Duh-de-duh-duh-deduh!)

ZaXeriaw
03-20-2003, 04:36 AM
Manny: Hey, Kiddies, check out my bonesaw!
Or something like that :)

I laught my head of, first time I saw that scene :p

Sanspoof
03-20-2003, 02:37 PM
I liked it when

Olivia threw Sal's head on the back of the car and it zoomed in and made the music like in Halloween, then he says 'Hola Manuel'

That made me laugh my ass off!

GendoTheGreat
03-21-2003, 06:31 AM
Oh man, did I come in on Saturday again?

morshem
03-23-2003, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by Sanspoof
I liked it when

Olivia threw Sal's head on the back of the car and it zoomed in and made the music like in Halloween, then he says 'Hola Manuel'

That made me laugh my ass off! That's not my funny! It made me cry! :(


:p

Thrik
03-23-2003, 05:03 PM
Lol, I don't think that was supposed to be a moment of hilarity..

scabb
03-23-2003, 06:50 PM
Heh, how was that not comedy?

I like it in year2 when you read the last letter from Salvador, telling you that Hector knows where you are and is coming to get you.

"I think he's exaggerating, but I feel kinda stupid for plastering my name on the huge sign now"

(or something along those lines)

morshem
03-23-2003, 11:45 PM
Coming to think of that, Grim Fandango is one of the funniest games I ever played! :D

Grim_comician
03-24-2003, 06:11 AM
- Helloooooooo!! Hmm, no effect.
Manny in Blue casket

Manny's at Toto and uses a metal detector at him while working.
- What's that? Inspecting me? Are you with that health department or somewhere? Go away! I pay money this month!

When you're at Bowlsley the florist, don't do anything but listen to him. When he stopped, examine and check things. The florist will reply Manny at the same reason.
- Ding ding, can I help you, can I help you?
CAN I HELP YOU?! CAN I FRIGGIN' HELP YOU DING DING DING?! And would you like some baby's breath?
Bowlsley

morshem
03-24-2003, 07:13 AM
WTF? I didn't know about Toto! :p

Grim_comician
03-26-2003, 06:37 AM
And above the scene where the thunder boys are, use the fake-snow spreader over them, one tall thunder boy will say:
- Hey, did you ever use the dandruff shampoo?
- No, why?
- No reason!

Well, he can't say dandruff nor shampoo, because no dead has got hair. If that tall guy heard me, then he's confused why the others not got dandruff?:afro1:

GinnyW
03-26-2003, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by morshem
WTF? I didn't know about Toto! :p

Neither did I, or about Bowlsley's "Can I help you!?" craziness. Gotta try it out! :)

I agree, GF is the funniest game I've ever played:
"Hey kiddles, check out my bone saw!"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
;)
Also, ask them if they have a gun, it's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life! It's too long to post now...
Then again, why not? lol
DON'T look if you haven't seen it, it'd totally ruin it for you, it's so funny when they say it!


Manny: Say, does any of you kids happen to have a gun?
Boy: Yeah we do, so stick 'em up!
Girl: He doesn't have one, he's such a lier!
Boy:Yeah, well your'e stupid!
Girl: Your'e light bulbs don't work!
Your'e lightbulbs all smell like boogers!
Haha, nobody thinks your'e funny anymore!
Well everybody in this room is smarter than you!
Everybody except you!
That's cause I'm especcialy smarter than you!
In your dreams!
In your baby bed that's all wet cause you wet in it...
Shut up!
Bed-wetter!
I said shut up!
No, no really, I have to sleep with an umbrella down here!
Yeah well at least I never asked Meche to marry me!
Whta!?
Ohh, Miss Colomar, your'e so pretty, will you marry me?
I never said that!
Oooh, Miss Colomar.........
Stupid Beany Beaby bed-wetter!
Pugsy the Bugsy Lies like a rugsy!
Manny: Will you two just shut up!


:P so funny!

Also, when Meche is in the safe:
"Oh Raoul, I am so so sorry"
and-
"Manny, I knew you would... Why is that door closed!?"
"I, uh, err, it was the only way I could eh, the wind?"

morshem
03-26-2003, 09:45 AM
Oh, yeah! The gun stuff simply cracked me up! :D

Grim_comician
03-27-2003, 06:20 AM
"Put that crazy blade away! No room in here for that kind of thing!"
Toto

"Look at these poor saps! Smiles as bride and wide like the blade of my scythe. Soon I'll be coming for them."

"It's a fear of death. It makes the monsters of us all. Boo! Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it. If I scare them to death, then it'll become a customer. But I get nailed by the rip-off some more. Psst, it's me... death... I'll see you soon. Okay? I know that you can't hear me, but try to feel what I'm about to say deep down in your soul. Don't eat the gazpacho."
Manny in the land of the living.

"Soon to be known as the blown wagon."
"Hey, thats not funny!"
Manny & Glottis

"Not again! Will they never learn?"
"It was the little guy. I saw him!"
"Achh! And he denied the last time!"

"Who are you guys?"
"We are mechanics! Same as he! But we never before seen a demon like ours so... SO LARGE!"
The gremlins and Manny

"I knew you would change her m... What?! Who are you?!?"
"I'm the grim..."
"Ahh!"
Hector & Manny

GinnyW
03-27-2003, 07:01 AM
Originally posted by Grim_comician

"Look at these poor saps! Smiles as bride and wide like the blade of my scythe. Soon I'll be coming for them."

"Not again! Will they never learn?"
"I saw him! He was small."
"Yes, but it's the last time we'll see him."



Where are those two from? I don't remember them... lol

morshem
03-27-2003, 07:38 AM
First one- restaurant.
Second one- the mechanics in the kitchen.

GinnyW
03-28-2003, 05:07 AM
Originally posted by morshem
First one- restaurant.
Second one- the mechanics in the kitchen.

Thanks, these are all really funny. :)

Grim_comician
04-02-2003, 05:20 AM
- Kssh... Calling all cars! Calling all cars!
- Manuel! Are you in there?
- I, ehhm... Just testing your equipment.
- Salvador, shut down this radio so we can talk alone.

Manny, Salvador and Olivia

Do you know what? At Toto the scrimshaw, during year 2, use ENTER on his album, several times. That's strange but funny.

(Grunt)(Grunt)(Grunt)(Grunt)(Grunt):cool:

- Hey come on, the toga party is over at the Románo, orale!
- I'm not going until that fat lady sings.

Disguised Manny and Chowchilla Charlie

- Hola!
- Back of, sleaze-ball, or my husband will beat your jaw!

Disguised Manny again and Meche

- Ah! Beat it, or should I say MUSH!, huh huh!

Maintenance elemental spirit to disguised Manny... again.

- HAHA...! AHHH! What did you do that for?!?:eek:
- I didn't, I...:confused:
- You've molten my make-up! I can't go on like this. I've put you under my wing and this is how you pay me back!:(
- No, no! It's not like that!:confused:

Two thunder boys

Before I've met first Glottis, I've often go behind a small pile of wheels. Check out what happens!
- This is what I need! Wheels!

A good laugh prolongs your life!:D

Grim_comician
04-23-2003, 08:15 AM
Especially inside the building of department of death, I've got my own balloon inside my coat. It sounds in same time when Eva stretches her arms. Hahaha.
- What is that horrible squeaking noise you're making?!
- New shoes!

Stuck by these burros I get...

- The intro scene

- Don't reach my roulette tables!

Manny to Charlie when discussing about his secret system.

After that glamourous woman sign on the roof falls down, Manny says:
- Well. That happens, eventually.

jokemaster
04-23-2003, 09:43 AM
Glottis: we will soar like eagles.... like eagles ON POGO STICKS

Tall Guy
04-30-2003, 08:37 AM
wow, i have too many moments in the game that made me laugh. Glottis pukin' into the garage cos of the gelotine was pretty funny, i must have a warped sense of humour :D:D:D

GendoTheGreat
05-01-2003, 06:17 AM
No, laughing when Lola dies would make you warped. (At this point I would like to make it clear to all and sundry I did NOT laugh at the death of Lola.)

Sanspoof
05-01-2003, 04:52 PM
Chepito's funny. Especially when he gets stuck to the seaweed on that rock.

Grim_comician
05-05-2003, 09:28 AM
- Hell no, we won't work! Bogen is a big fat jerk! No more lies! No more lies! Sea bees! Free bees! Sea bees! Free bees! We're strong! We fight! We're fighter bees tonight! All right!

It's the sea bees that's rioting!

- I squeeze down of these tubes like a pixie! How do I get in? Through the door, just like you?

Tube-switcher demon

Use the rag to yourself:
- Say hello, mr. Rag! Hello, mr. Rag!

Use the rag/oily rag in many ways:
- (Snifffff)

- Here, carnal! Smell at this!
- (Sniiffff Snifff) Hmmm... That's a good perfume, Manny! Make sure to add these to my grave.

- Here! Blot this on his forehead!
- He need to fly, not to be dry!
- Sor-ry!

GendoTheGreat
05-05-2003, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by Grim_comician
- Hell no, we won't work! Bogen is a big fat jerk! No more lies! No more lies! Sea bees! Free bees! Sea bees! Free bees! We're strong! We fight! We're fighter bees tonight! All right!

Have you tried "using" the head bee while they chant?

Grim_comician
05-07-2003, 08:11 AM
- "Manny! Do it in time, all right?"
- "Sorry"
- "Okay, from the top!"

- "So uh... What did you think of my poem?

Blue casket

- "Come on, Glottis! Let's break through and drive over these demons!"
- "Nnnnoo, Manny! These beavers are mean! They bite, they claw and they can put my poor vehicle on fire in months! I don't move through there until YOU get rid of them!"

Petrified forest

"I don't like the look of that way. They're everywhere! I think they're looking at me. I think they are plotting something. If they all attacked at once, they could carry me off and I'm never been heard from again!"

While the pigeons are charging, use the Domino's mouthpiece. It looks like the pigeons are pushing, but Manny is slipping.:p

"Don't make me touch you with this! It's got Hurley's *-----* left in the mouthpiece! I think I'm only scaring myself."

Rooftop of the DOD

- "Down in the elevator! I wanna go down in the elevator!"
- "Perhaps you wanna see some fighting."
- "I don't want to fight, I wanna use the elevator."
- "Chicken!"

High Rollers Lounge

AnxiousApe
05-12-2003, 02:20 PM
In year 1 when you try to hack into Dom's computer, Manny tries stuff like "Golden boy".

The mini-Glottis' (or is that Glotti?) are funny as well. It's their robotic voices that crack me up! If you examine them Manny says something like "That's what Glottis would have looked like if he hadn't have drunk his milk."

The poetry in the Blue Casket:
"Bones...bones...bones"
"The phone is for you"
"I am your failure"
"The phone is for me"
"The cracks in my skull"

lol :D

Sanspoof
05-13-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Grim_comician[i]
Use the rag to yourself:
- Say hello, mr. Rag! [I]Hello, mr. Rag!

That cracks me up!!!

:rofl:

Grim_comician
05-15-2003, 05:29 AM
"Don't worry! We'll get out of here with a boat."
"There you go again with boats!!"

Manny and Chepito

ZaXeriaw
05-15-2003, 06:31 AM
After reading these posts, I remember why I love Grim Fandango... 3heart :spin:

Sally Limones
05-17-2003, 02:05 PM
I love the Eagles on Pogo sticks one... and I CRIED when Lola died... :(
Quotes from the logs:

Glottis
Manny, I don't know if I like driving over people.


Manny
They can't feel it. They're dead.


Glottis
You're dead, and I wouldn't wanna drive over you.


Manny
That's because you and I, Glottis...


Manny
Are friends.
~~Sal

Hector_Lemans
05-17-2003, 11:02 PM
Thank the powers that be for herbicides! I would have never gotten those marigolds off without them. Calavera will pay...

Now, my favorite funny situation.

"Soon to be known as the Blown Wagon."
"Hey! That's not funny!"
-Manny and GLottis

That orange buffoon's obsession with his tin-plated junkyard refugee-excuse for a car always cracks me up!

Who wants number nine tickets?

-Hector

Sally Limones
05-21-2003, 11:04 PM
"They go round and round all day, and they're both more reliable when they're fixed, am I right?"
~~Maximino on cats and roulette tables ^-^

"Yes, I think tonight's the night...
That you finally go nuts from waiting for the grand entrance of Ms. Mercedes Colomar!"
~~Lupe to Manny

"With a couple ATV nubbie tires on the back and a two-stroke lawnmower engine, we could make one SWEET go-cart!"
~~Glottis to Manny, Petrified Forest

~~Sal

Grim_comician
05-26-2003, 07:57 AM
"Woeeeeeeehee!"

- Glottis

"What's the buzz, boys?"
"...... I mean you know what's wrong, Manny? Every time they make us work and... we just don't want to!"
"I can't take all this injustice, I'm leaving!"
"Things aren't there should be, Manny. It's more we need to control the... uhh... the uhh... Well, it's like we want to control the means of... I mean... Ahhh! Forget it! I'm just a dumb, hungry, workless bee, you know!"

- Manny and Terry

I've just edited a little with this talk, so it could be extra funnier.:)

"Incredible, Glottis! I've never thought you liked to gamble like this!"
"Well, my nurse let me promise to never get here..... BUT THEY WON'T LET ME IN THAT HIGH ROLLER'S LOUNGE!!!!"
"Coming home soon?"
"Shhhhh... I'm ''--''ing!"

- Manny and Glottis

"Here! Welcome to the union, Manny! Our meeting is first tuesday every month, and don't forget to pay my dues."
""Don't forget to pay my dues", hehe!"

- Chowchilla Charlie and Manny

The union members are paying the dues in the first tuesday because these days are called "Duesday".

My first comic-joke

Jawa Eater
05-27-2003, 02:09 AM
Originally posted by Sally Limones
I love the Eagles on Pogo sticks one... and I CRIED when Lola died... :(
Quotes from the logs:

Glottis
Manny, I don't know if I like driving over people.


Manny
They can't feel it. They're dead.


Glottis
You're dead, and I wouldn't wanna drive over you.


Manny
That's because you and I, Glottis...


Manny
Are friends.
~~Sal

LOL, yes, I'd have to agree with this one, exept I didn't cry when Lola died, I kinda chuckled...but only for a little bit! :p

C Shutt
05-27-2003, 08:19 AM
If Manny's beat poetry didn't at least make you smile, then you have no soul.

Grim_comician
05-28-2003, 08:05 AM
I like when these revolution brothers squaking like the snakes. I can repeat it again! ...The End! Ssss-ssss! Gracias, muchisimas gracias! I'd like to read another poem. Ssss-ssss...:p

morshem
05-28-2003, 08:20 AM
It's really funny when Manny is trying to be funny at the café... "So what is up with the airplane food anyway? I mean, it's so small, and... not that good." :D

Cracks me up every single time! :D

Sally Limones
06-01-2003, 10:53 PM
"I'm going to crack you open like a fake Ming vase!"
~~Meche to Domino at the Edge of the World

Goody-goody. ^-^

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."
~~Bruno on the Land of the Dead.
:) I like Bruno.
~~Sal

Grim_comician
06-02-2003, 08:01 AM
- I'm here for Charlie's money!
- Hmm-hmm...
- Ha ha ha...
- HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
- Ha ha ha! No really! He said you have a lots of it...
- Oh! I've got a lots of it, but none of them is his! Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Hah hah! Hooo...

Manny and Maximino

- It must be a crusher for the corals, or looks more like a giant hair-curler to me.

Manny

- Hey, sailors! ...Hmmm, they know I don't like when they ignoring me. It's a code-red situation! This is not a drill! Watch after the disguised assassins on board! Hello? Is anybody there?

Manny

Manny is talking to the dead sailors, and as a dead. But he can't help it that he's already dead, because it's a grim adventure.:D

madmonkeygal!
06-12-2003, 04:01 PM
Glottis: We're going to soar like eagles - like eagles on.. pogo sticks!

Classic line, but there are so many great lines in Grim Fandago that it's difficult to choose one line in particular that stands out.
I think though that one of the funniest and saddest parts of Grim is when manny is saying goodbye to Glottis, the scene genuinely tugs the heartstrings, but then Glottis' reaction is both very sweet and quite amusing

Sally Limones
06-14-2003, 02:05 PM
"Oh Manny... so cynical... What happened to you, Manny, that caused you to lose your sense of hope, your love of life?"
"I died."
~Hector LeMans and Manny

"Hey, shouldn't you be a patch of posies by now?"
~LeMans

~~Sal

pleto4_ryan
06-23-2003, 06:58 PM
I had really good laughs in Grim Fandango. Mostly said...

one more

"Have you cheated on your husband?

Mr. Calavera, there is no ring on my finger

there is no skin eather

Well i quess you could check it at the place you have putted it then..."

Indy#1Fan
06-24-2003, 03:58 PM
The one I like the best is in year three.

:manny: Hey Kiddles check out my bone saw!

Puggys and BB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH etc.(Lets just say they don't shutup for a long time.)

Indy#1Fan
06-24-2003, 04:02 PM
:manny: I don't need the Hernia

A hernia is something you can only have if you have organs.

morshem
06-24-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by Indy#1Fan
:manny: I don't need the Hernia

A hernia is something you can only have if you have organs. I never actually understood what hernia means... :o

Indy#1Fan
06-24-2003, 04:27 PM
It's when one of your organs go's through some soft tissue and gets lodged there.

:sam: And that kids is why you should never ever pleasure yourself more then twice a day!

Andi Wan
06-25-2003, 08:47 AM
A lot of the funny stuff has been said, but what about these:

Manny
Speaking of metal detectors...

That whole scene with Carla is so funny.

Also, in the first scene with Meche,

Manny
Did you kill much when you were alive?
Meche
Very little.
Manny
Never killed anybody?
Meche
I have to confess, I never killed anybody.
Manny
Not even a teensy bit of killing?
Meche
Maybe I just wasn't trying hard enough

And I love the sound of the clapping in the Blue Casket. It sounds like crabs or something.

I just played GF again for the first time in ages. It is the greatest game ever. Even better than the MI games, and that's saying something.

EDIT:
Oh and this gem:
Manny
Hey, guard!
Salvador
How's my little Count of Monte Cristo?
Manny
Cramped. Ready for walkies.

Priceless.

Grim_comician
06-25-2003, 12:08 PM
"You keep me down here because you need the eggs?"

"Why are you still here, Calavera? Go get me an air force before it hatching!"

Manny & Salvador

"I've got only one message to you, Manny. I'm not your secretary! I don't take your messages!"

Eva

Grim_comician
07-22-2003, 12:49 PM
"What? What makes you think I have a gun?"
"You are working for the most armed organisation. Don't tell me they didn't issue you a gun!"
"They didn't issue me a gun!"
"What? Is it because of you? I'm not buying this, Manny!"

"Nice clothes."
"Thanks. Have you ever figured out how I did get these clothes in small, unknown, dangerous and unlivable island like this?"
"Uh, no."

- :manny: & :meche:


By the way, it's my birthday tomorrow! :clap2:

GrimDan
07-25-2003, 12:58 AM
I think that the Funniest part in the game was when you find out that Celso Florice turned his walking stick into a mop and was using it at the end of year one. Basicly there were a lot of .Funny parts. That was one of my favorites though.

pleto4_ryan
07-28-2003, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by GrimDan
I think that the Funniest part in the game was when you find out that Celso Florice turned his walking stick into a mop and was using it at the end of year one. Basicly there were a lot of .Funny parts. That was one of my favorites though.

em...i think you are wrong...he actually said (when you ask for the walking stick) that he has broken it on the head of one moster at the forest so as to escape (funny also :D )

fr0zen
07-30-2003, 11:07 PM
On the roof of DOD, when you show the pigeons the Robert Frost balloon.

- Run you pigeons, it's Robert Frost !
Manny

It cracked me up

Susan
08-08-2003, 05:49 AM
My all-time fave ...

If you try to use the Bust-All on Meche, Manny will say:
"I think I'd try couple's counseling first."

And if you try to have Manny pick up the kitty litter, he just starts to laugh. It makes me laugh.

:newbie:

James Isaac
08-08-2003, 01:41 PM
There are loads of funny moments. I couldn't list all of mine. But one of my favourites was at the Blue Casket when Manny was trying to be funny on teh stage.

Susan
08-09-2003, 04:30 AM
Ooh, that reminds me ...

When Manny's in the Blue Casket and you have him look at the sign by the door he goes, "Blue Casket. I should have named my club something like that. But no, I had to use my own name, like an idiot."

:newbie:

theburglar
08-09-2003, 11:04 AM
Good enogh for government work!

Clown: Im practicing
Manny: Practicing what?
Clown: Ringing your neck whats it look like?

domino: look what can happen to u! he gets crushed

Grim_comician
08-11-2003, 08:20 AM
- How did it go for you in the poisoning?
- Well, let's say that the lady Maria got her secret passion in trains.
- You gave her the double-N-ticket?
- Choo choo! There she goes!

Manuel and Domino

- Manny, you couldn't find any sale or a jackpot.
- I got a sale right here!
- I'm talking "premium sale", Calavera! Like the Domino has.
- How am I supposed to get premium sales by the scumbag clients you're sending me for?
- Hey!
- Now you're blaming with the clients? I've had it with you, Manny. If you can't sell the tickets to the clients before next day you're out! Out in the street! No job! No more working off your time! Just your fancy suit and a big smile for whole long time now!
- Who do you call scumbag? Why I oughta?!

Don Copal, Manny Calavera and Bruno Martinez.

Now don't forget that Bowlsley. He's crazy when spooked.

GinnyW
08-11-2003, 10:07 PM
GF is funny almost all the time:

I really loved how manny laughs when you try to use the kitty litter, hehe.

"You think you're better than me?"
"NO!"

:D

Also:

"Gotta cover my ass!"
"Yes you do."

"they might not realise how much scarier a dingo is than a regular dog."

That's it, I'm gonna use tons of GF quotes in my game! ;)

Grim_comician
10-02-2003, 08:57 AM
Manuel Calavera: You can't hide from the Grim Reaper! Especially when he's got a gun!

Manuel Calavera: My boss is always giving me these motivational books -- "They Bought the Farm, Now Sell Them the Cows"... stuff like that.

[Looking at the door to his office.]
Manuel Calavera: Wasn't too long ago the name on that door was "Supply Closet."

morshem
10-02-2003, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by Grim_comician
Manuel Calavera: You can't hide from the Grim Reaper! Especially when he's got a gun! When does he say that :confused:

I should really play the game again...

GendoTheGreat
10-02-2003, 03:20 PM
Endgame at Hector's greenhouse on the hill (after he shoots you and you use the liquid nitro on the wound.) If you walk up around the side instead of shooting the tank right away you'll have a pointless shootout with Hector. You'll hear that line as one of Manny's taunts if you stick at it.

Dawidos
10-11-2003, 12:02 PM
I laughed at some texts of Manny and Domino. In Grim Fandango there are many funny situation. And some songs cause that you laugh.

Guybrush122
10-11-2003, 05:40 PM
"I think we should team up. Be partners."
"Oh, Manny, I couldn't. I'd be too intimidated to work with a man like you."
"Oh, come on, Domino...I've seen your wife."

Dom and Manny in Dom's Office.

SSLamancha
10-12-2003, 01:19 PM
one of the funniest lines in my opinion is when manny talks to lupe about day of the dead

lupe

why is it that the same people who dont go home are the same ppl who end up here

manny

well i guess when u got nothin to go home too u got nothin to lose.

lupe

hey! we shud put that above the door!

i laff whilst thinkin bout it :D :D :D :D

Grim Fandango is the best game ever!

Grim_comician
10-22-2003, 10:38 AM
Originally posted by SSLamancha
Grim Fandango is the best game ever!

Yes, we hear that everyday!;)

Yufster
10-25-2003, 07:48 PM
LOL...

There are some lines that are not included in the final game. One of them is this:

MANNY: You'd think that Sal, with all his conspiracy theories, would have told me there were alligators in the sewers.

Also


Membrillo
An engraved ring... a belt buckle with somebody's name on it...

Manny
He, he, he, he, who would wear a belt buckle with their...

Manny
Oh


and


Manny
Glottis, cover your ears!

*ship is ripped in half by Anchor*

Glottis
What was that?

Manny
The dotted line, buddy.


AND finally, random goodness!



Pugsy
I'll bite you, I swear to God.




Manny
That gesture might confuse her.


Manny
It confuses me.





Bibi
..waaaa-hoo-hoo...


Manny
You know, I really do want to help.


Pugsy
Then why don't you?


Manny
My butt's too big to sit on one of those little perches.


Bibi
Ahhhhm! I'm going to tell Meche you said that word to us.







Manny
Now all we have to do is wait for the room to fill up and we'll just
float on out of here!

*A while later...*

Manny
Well, this is disappointing.



Manny
I can't talk about my underground gig, or I'd put the whole scene in dangerville.

Thrik
10-25-2003, 09:53 PM
Hee!

Sometimes I forget about all of these subtle but hilarious jokes in Grim Fandango.

C Shutt
10-26-2003, 03:54 AM
"You smell like bacon and oppression, man."

JofaGuht
10-26-2003, 07:13 PM
Lupe: Why is it that all the people who don't go home are the same people who just love to gamble?


Manny: Well, I guess when you've got nothing to go home to, you've got nothing to lose.


Lupe: Hey, we should put that over the door!

Grim_comician
11-03-2003, 09:36 AM
Eva
What is that horrible squeaking noise you're making?

Manny
New shoes.


Manny
Hector's machine will squish the people into the poor.

Manny[Pulling the slot lever]
Hmm... it works without money.

Manny[Gets three Hector's head-slots]
Hey! Maybe he isn't that bad!


[Manny takes out a mini-pick-ax from his pocket]
Domino
Please put that...
That...
Ha ha ha ha...
Okay, you can have it as long as you want here.:D

Grim_comician
11-27-2003, 03:33 PM
My dad's laughed when that bodycutted agent in the casino wore an agent coat with a hat while riding on that one-wheeled bike, you know.:D

joatg
11-27-2003, 05:38 PM
I like it when he talks to Carla to get her metaldetector you know when she talks and he has got to say somthing about the metaldetector when you can click on:" hmmm, you know what else starts with a M?" haha a metaldetector that's what i think is funny:p

James Isaac
11-28-2003, 06:46 AM
Originally posted by joatg
I like it when he talks to Carla to get her metaldetector you know when she talks and he has got to say somthing about the metaldetector when you can click on:" hmmm, you know what else starts with a M?" haha a metaldetector that's what i think is funny:p

Oh yeah. That was hilarious. "Mmmm Figs" "Aha" "Yeah".

Grim_comician
12-03-2003, 04:02 PM
Good point, Joatg!:lol:

Grim_comician
01-06-2005, 06:02 AM
I'm making come-back in Lucasforums!

"Domino's door is locked! Probably scared if I steal one of his files. Not a bad idea, actually."

- Manuel Calavera

Manny:- "Glottis, I'll go up and find Meche!"
Glottis:- "What if that octopus comes back?"
- "Just poke in his eyes and steal his sub!"
- "Heh! Stupid octopus..."

"That monster upstairs is running me ragged!"

- Raoul

Did you ever notice that Glottis in High Rollers lounge is calling on Raoul the waiter. He is so humoristic when he's drunk!

morshem
01-06-2005, 09:23 AM
LOL, this thread will just never die, ah? :D




(wassup Illumiona? ;))

GendoTheGreat
01-06-2005, 05:48 PM
Psst! I know a guy who can 'take care' of it for us.

Just say the word. One phone call...

VampireNaomi
01-06-2005, 10:52 PM
Everything in this game is hilarious, but I never actually laughed at anything. It was more like "Wow, that is so funny!".

However, I did chuckle when Domino got killed in the coral crusher. Something in it was just so... funny. Later on I missed him, though.

Sanspoof
01-07-2005, 08:55 AM
Haha, classic thread.

Grim_comician
01-07-2005, 11:32 PM
After climbing the rope at the DOD:
"Those are ugly ties. I can't believe I climbed up that thing!"
-Manny

In Domino's office:
"He doesn't even hide his booze in his cabinet. What kind of salesman is he?!"
-Manny

In the bottom of the sea of Lament:
"That light of mine is made by a coral."
"Yes, I remember I had that one too. It made a good hook of it."
- Chepito and Manny

In Don's office:
"Memo from the desk of Don Copal: Hey! Work orders are assigned by my office, and are not exchangeable among salesmen! Swapping, selling, and especially STEALING work orders will result in SEVERE disciplinary action."
- Manny
:p

Grim_comician
01-16-2005, 03:36 AM
In the vault of the coral building on the edge of the world, using the bust-all on the coral archives:
Manny: Hah! "Bust-all", my ass!

:) :rolleyes: :p :D :lol:

El Virus
01-18-2005, 12:55 PM
Okay, where can I start, this game has various funny moments however, since I haven't used my PC and GF on a while now, I can't think of them all. :)
Most of the things I thought funny have already been posted.
Also, my copy of the game is in Spanish, so I'm not adding to the list the coversations I thought were funny.

Grim_comician
02-08-2005, 09:33 AM
You know, Manny always says something funny when you're choosing to pick something person or impossible things.

Here are some experimental samples:
1. Object: The moon in Rubacava port.
Manny's quote: "Don't have that kind of equipment."

2. Eva in LSA HQ, year 4.
"Not in front of Meche."

3. The huge crane vehicle in the edge of the world.
"Oh, I would... But my back!" :D

4. I may not be so sure about this. But anyway, the hamburger in the land of the living.
"I can't reap hamburgers. Cows are whole other bureau.":p
Meaning that they belong to another section than the humans, of course.

Find out more by trying it, and send some more here!;)

morshem
02-08-2005, 05:58 PM
Mnany: "Hey sailor..."
Velasco: "Quit fooling around!"

octochan
02-11-2005, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by Grim_comician
You know, Manny always says something funny when you're choosing to pick something person or impossible things.


Do the car in the endgame: "I left my tow truck in my other pants."

"You know, we could die, right here, in this safe..."
"Nice line, but we're already dead, remember?"
"Right."

kitmit13
08-19-2005, 08:05 AM
he he these are great grim fandango is such a funny game

Rubacava
08-19-2005, 11:39 AM
There were soooo many parts in Grim Fandango that made me internally laugh... pretty much the whole game, really. Except the parts that made me cry. @_@

Tuetonic708
08-20-2005, 03:30 AM
Not sure if this was said though but when you bring out your mini hammer in part 3 by Domino.
Domino-"Put that... that....that hahahahahahaha, ok you can take out the tiny hammer."(I think that's the correct quote) and I also laughed when....
Manny-"Coming home soon"(Too Glottis when he is drunk at the High Rollers Lounge in Part 2). Glottis-"What did you say little kitty, don't talk little kitty... JUST RUN BABY!!!" I laughed so hard (The End)

Grim_comician
08-20-2005, 09:04 AM
Well, I'm glad people keep mentioning funny things! I have found out one more joke:

In Rubacava, 1st year:
Velasco: - I'm good to know this town very well, like you are with the fog. :smash:

And Kitmit, don't make this forum turn like a chat. You can edit your previous posts with the 'Edit' button on your them.

King Dando
08-20-2005, 01:55 PM
During the cutscene after you knock down the marrow tree and Glottis is messing with the Bone wagon's new hydraulics and Manny says something like: "I was beginning to worry that our transportation wasn't ostentatious enough" lol

frankenstein
01-19-2006, 08:28 AM
In the vault of the coral building on the edge of the world, using the bust-all on the coral archives:
Manny: Hah! "Bust-all", my ass!

:) :rolleyes: :p :D :lol:
...where can i hear this?...the vault?...wheres the vault?

Shuz
01-20-2006, 11:08 PM
The one where Meche is trapped in if I can remember.

B-Genius
02-17-2006, 06:00 PM
Definately keep this thread alive!
when Manny is trying to be funny at the café... "So what is up with airplane food anyway? I mean, it's so small, and... not that good."

Hehehe, yeah, this bit is great - it just falls so short of Manny's usually sharp tongue (or whatever he uses instead).
While we're at the Blue Casket, pretty much every line of Manny's poetry makes me chuckle as well. His delivery is just so random when trying to appear 'edgy', and the best part is, he's doing it on purpose. Love it =)

One laugh-out-loud part for me is when Glottis is totally hammered at the races. The music's so cool and swingin', and he's up there yelling at the cats... "YOU GOT IT!" What the hell!? xD

GF's humour is generally more reserved though, and this gives it a great deal more charm. Someone mentioned this quote before, when Manny's sort of interrogating Meche early on:

"Ever cheated on your husband?"
"Mr. Calavera, there's no ring on my finger..."
"... There's no skin on it either."

With Meche being all coy and innocent, the timing of Manny's blunt comeback is just superb. Such a perfect script overall ^_^

Chris]#
02-27-2006, 01:23 PM
Manny looking at Salvador's head in the back of Olivia's car: "He truly gave his body for the cause"

Shuz
02-28-2006, 02:32 AM
When you try to make Manny pick up the kitty litter he just laughs hysterically.

VampireNaomi
02-28-2006, 02:50 AM
When you try to make Manny pick up the kitty litter he just laughs hysterically.

That's brilliant. I also love it when Manny goes to see Maximino and at one point of their dialogue, they start taking turns in laughing.

Thrik
02-28-2006, 12:35 PM
Oh man, the kitty litter laughter is a classic. I laughed out loud myself at that point, especially with Manny usually being all reserved when it comes to laughter and whatnot.

Fawfulfury777
03-19-2006, 10:27 AM
Manny -Hey, let's go beat up that waiter!
Aitor- Yeahhhh... Nah he's new, give him a break

Manny -Hey, could you teach me to do that?
Clown -Yeah, start with the first step!
Manny -What's that?
Clown -BLOW!

Manny -Looks like Lupe's been in the sugar again

and finally...

Manny -I can't reap hamburger. Cows are a whole other bureau,
not to mention the lettuce...

Baja
03-19-2006, 12:12 PM
Hehe, who would wear a belt buckle with their name on it.....

Shuz
03-21-2006, 06:44 AM
When Manny looks at the Hector's logo on the floor:

I'll bet Hector pauses here every day, and thinks to himself, "Boy I wish I could see past my gut and enjoy my expensive monogrammed floor!"

Riff
03-23-2006, 12:50 PM
I love the cutscene where Manny falls into the sea.

"Tourists..."

grimfan
03-29-2006, 06:29 AM
On the roof of DOD, when you show the pigeons the Robert Frost balloon.

- Run you pigeons, it's Robert Frost !
Manny

It cracked me up

Yeah one of my favs

Joe1234
04-03-2006, 02:38 PM
In the vault of the coral building on the edge of the world, using the bust-all on the coral archives:
Manny: Hah! "Bust-all", my ass!

:) :rolleyes: :p :D :lol:
LOL that makes me laugh every time:rofl:

grimfan
04-04-2006, 08:42 AM
At the edge of the world near the train tracks in the gremlins home. Examine the coffee cup holder (Near that toaster) and he says "It's the mug rack, at the end of the world". Doesn't sound funny now but just the way he says it :)

Shuz
04-04-2006, 11:24 PM
^^ hahah yeah. He says it in this deep dramatic voice that's so out of palce for Manny.

grimfan
04-05-2006, 04:22 AM
haha yeah thats exactly right. Also one more point to add is the conversation with bowsley at the florist shop where you say "I'm not here to hurt you" Bowsley says "I'm Hector and I'm Here to hurt you!" or when you say "I'm not Hector I'm Manny Calavera" and Bowsleys says "I'm not Hector I'm Manny Calavera come to sprout ya" etc etc

DeadYorick
04-06-2006, 01:15 AM
At the edge of the world near the train tracks in the gremlins home. Examine the coffee cup holder (Near that toaster) and he says "It's the mug rack, at the end of the world". Doesn't sound funny now but just the way he says it :)

Yeah it did. But of course I think everything is funny

Scorpicus
04-06-2006, 03:03 AM
In Year 3 if you use Meches stockings (with nothing else) Manny says:

"I would never wear these... they have a hole in them." :laughing:

And if you use the stockings on Domino, Manny says:

"Nah, his thighs are to boxy"

VampireNaomi
04-06-2006, 04:17 AM
I love it when Manny starts telling Nick that lawyer joke. Something like "So, a lawyer, his mother and a chicken are in a lifeboat. They start to get hungry, so the chicken says --" and then Nick pulls out a gun. :D

Shuz
04-06-2006, 08:07 AM
I guess they eat the lawyer? haha

Grim_comician
04-24-2006, 02:36 PM
After having been offline from LucasForums so long, I'm glad that my funny, ever-lasting thread stayed alive with your points about GF's humour. :)

Grim_comician
05-15-2006, 06:44 AM
Again, reviving this thread... Grim Fandango's comedy knows no boundaries.

Manny and Celso
"You're going to have a great trip. I wished I was going too."
"Then why don't you? You could give me a lift."
"Oh, I can't leave until I've worked off my debt for the powers that be."
"Community services, eh?"

About cards
"This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges. Then again, so am I. And I've got fewer suits."
"I've already got a card out, and I'm not dealing more until there's money on the table."
The latter cracks me up! :thumbs1:

Picking up things
"It's not portable." (His computer in office)
"Could I take your hole punch?" Eva: "Hah! I doubt you could take my half punch."

Funny sound
When/where: When you're down in the garage for the first time before you meet Glottis. In more details, where the camera has Glottis shop to the left side and the cars on the right.
How: Walk behind a stock of tires and you'll hear a funny crash sound. Glottis will hear and talk to you. You probably can't miss it.

Shuz
05-15-2006, 08:37 PM
"Could I take your hole punch?" Eva: "Hah! I doubt you could take my half punch."

Forgot about that one. That was one of the first laugh out loud moments for me :D

igyman
05-18-2006, 05:45 AM
There were so many moments that made me laugh, I can't even remember them all, but here's one: Glottis in the High Roler's lounge, oh and the way he rushed off there, when you gave him the VIP pass.

Frenkieee
05-23-2006, 07:45 AM
Glottis to Raoul:
Taking a little NAP-ay-vous, eh? Well, LE keg is LE empty, so toot sweet, Buster!

Glottis:
(Gasp) AH HEART! HEART IS GOOD!
BE GOOD TO HEART!
DON'T TEAR OUT HEART!
HEART IS GOOD!
STRONG BEATING GOOD HEART.
Hey, is that my car?

Glottis crying in the Petrified Forest...

Oh, how I love Glottis :D

Grim_comician
05-24-2006, 07:13 AM
The interrogation
Manny: "Are you sure you're Mercedes Colomar?"
Meche: "Sure. Would you like to see my birth-mark?"
- "Maybe later."
- "Well hurry up, because it's going to be cremated soon."

Or responding:
"On second thought, I better go."
"Well, it's being cremated by now anyway."

Paging system
- "I just wanna know where my driver is."
- "Do you want me to have him paged?"
- "No."
- "Good, because we don't have a paging system."
Or if you answer:
- "Yes."
- "Then get Don to stop being such a cheapskate and install a paging system."

Manny's persuasion
- "Quick! There's a fire! We have to drive the cars to safety!"
Glottis: - "No, not even a fire will get me out of here. I'm stuck here forever."
- "That makes two of us."

DOD's code
"Hm... Equal opportunity in the work place is the law. Amazing. It has been hanging up for so long and he's apparently never read it."
That's funny, since Manny got "bad" clients and now his driver is gone.

College
- "On second though, I bet I could figure it out on my own."
Domino: - "That's right, Cal! Give it the old college a try! Oh, whoops. I keep forgetting. You didn't go to college, did ya?"
- "Well, that's all I wanted to ask."
- "Well kid, come back anytime you'd like to continue your education."
Well, it's no wonder that Dom calls him "kid".

Nuns
- "I've got a nun, too."
Domino: - "Bruno is a strange name, wouldn't you say?"
- "Well, you know how cruel sister could be about... nicknames!"

"There's no limit on those"
- "Do you have any more dead worms back there?"
Clown: - "You've had enough of those."
- "You said there was no limit!"
- "Well how many do you have on ya?"
- "Five."
- "Yeah, well there's no limit up to five and there's a limit."

Damn gate
- "Okay, the beasts of black river are blowing bubbles at the bottom. So let's pour on through, huh Glottis?"
- "Manny, look at that badass gate. I can't drive through that! We have to find a key!"
- "I Hjole!"

King Dando
05-24-2006, 09:23 AM
In the Blue Casket

"All right, whose ready to rock and roll!....*silence*...Maybe later then ok?"

Frenkieee
05-24-2006, 12:27 PM
Glottis: Hello, Manny!
Manny: Hola!
Manny: I just had a run-in with Domino and Meche. We're leaving town.
Glottis: Wha? Wha? How?
Manny: Domino's got Meche.
Manny: We're going after them tonight.
Glottis: What should I do?
Manny: Just sit here until I get a boat.
Glottis: Sit here.
Glottis: Check!
Glottis: Okay.
Manny: Later.
Glottis: Out.


Glottis: There was this one high-pitched whine it was making--really grating noise, you know?
Glottis: And I searched and searched, but I couldn't find the source of the noise, until we pulled in here.
Velasco: Was it the blower?
Glottis: No, it was Manny screaming in the back like a cat tied to a cruise missile!

Yohein
05-24-2006, 02:42 PM
Domino: If you'd just adopt the proper attitude, just watch what could happen to you!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAARGH! :D
Manny: Well... when it comes to shreds, Dom is the expert...

Probably Domino's fans didn't like that... I liked the character final scene (and Domino was one of my favorite characters), and Manny's comment with Hector was unexpected :D

King Dando
05-24-2006, 02:42 PM
Intro..

Manny: Sorry for the wait Mr Flores, I'm ready to take you now.
Celso: Take me? Take me where?
Manny: Now now, dont be nervous.
Celso: Nervous? It's just your apperance, its a little intimidating
Manny: Intimidating? Me? But I'm you friend, my name is Manny Calavera, I'm your new travel agent.
Celso: But I dont want a travel agent, I want to go home.
Manny: Heh heh heh, You can't go home Celso, your dead! But your not alone, everybody here is as dead as you.

Or at the LSA during year 4

Manny: Any messages for me?
Eva: No, calls stopped coming for you the day you left. They're STILL sending you that lingerie catalog, though.

Frenkieee
06-05-2006, 06:48 AM
Everytime I think about the way Glottis 'wags' his ears, I get a smile on my face :)

igyman
06-08-2006, 04:23 PM
I've got one:

Glottis: What's that?
Manny: It's... uh... Lumbago Lemonade.
Glottis: (drinks) WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?? WHERE??
Manny: Olivia's kitchen.
Glottis: (the music before he runs) LUMBAAAAGOOOO LEMONAAADEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Smon
06-08-2006, 05:02 PM
Manny:Hey, ya ever wonder about that juice that canned ham comes in?
Glottis:*hurl'd*!

poltergeist008
07-16-2006, 06:56 PM
Glottis: Manny, I'm not sure I like driving over people.
Manny: They can't feel it. They're dead!
Glottis: Well, you're dead and I wouldn't wanna drive over you!
Manny: That's because you and I Glottis, are friends.
Glottis: Aww...Manny!

And my favorite--

Glottis: Manny, until now, we have scraped along the ground like rats. But from now on, we will soar like eagles! Eagles...on POGO STICKS!!!

Chep
07-17-2006, 10:41 AM
I loved just making random poems in the Blue Casket. "Don't pet the cat that way," and "Turning the battleship!" were my favorites.

Smon
07-17-2006, 03:20 PM
Glottis-Can't... breathe...
Manny-Glottis, you survived for a while without your heart, you're just gonna have to make due without lungs for a while okay?

Nick Virago
07-17-2006, 10:25 PM
I laughed when Merche takes off her stockings and Manny gets all nervous while looking at her boney leg.

Grim_comician
07-29-2006, 11:40 AM
I also love it when Manny constantly mentions the metal detector in front of Carla.
Issue #1:
Manny: It's a metal detector.
Carla: Oh, that's why I never get my hair dry.

Issue #2:
M: I think it's time for your break.
M: We could slip back to your office, tell me everything about your job... The danger...
M: The metal detectors...

Issue #3:
C: They (Prunes) have such a great texture...
M: Speaking of metal detectors...

Issue #4:
C: I don't really like long-haired cats, do you Manny...?
M: You know what I like? METAL DETECTORS.

Issue #5:
C: People think I'm stuck up, believe it or not.
M: Why? Because you wouldn't let them touch your metal detector?

Issue #6:
C: I've never went to a single dance. Can you believe it?
M: I'll take you dancing tonight if you let me borrow that thing.

Issue #7:
C: My mom said I could have been a home-coming queen if I just smiled once for a while...
M: Hey, mom begins with an M! You know what else does?

Issue #8:
C: Well maybe I would have smiled more, mom, if you haven't drank so much...!
M: I would smile more if I had a metal detector...

Issue #9:
C: Maybe if I smiled more, daddy wouldn't have left us!
M: Maybe daddy left because you wouldn't share things! (He means the metal detector as an example)

Issue #10:
C: And I would be wearing the home-coming queen crown, eating figs and...
M: And I'd be playing with your metal detector?

Issue #11:
C: NOOO, MOTHER...!!
M: Forget about that metal detector!

Issue #12:
M: Here, let me hold that metal detector while you cry!

Issue #13:
M: Looks like the detector flied into one of the cat stables.
C: Sir, if you will, place all of your belongings on the security desk...
C: And then jump out the damn window!

Issue #14:
M: You wouldn't happen to have a second metal detector around here, have you?
C: Ugh!

Issue #15:
C: Oh, ok... So where were I...?
C: Oh yeah! So, the only industry in town was figs...
M: I think you were just at the part about your metal detector.

All this metal detector thing is priceless! :lol:

Frenkieee
07-30-2006, 03:12 PM
Hey cool, I've never seen al this :D

King Dando
08-08-2006, 11:30 PM
The stuff Manny says on stage in the Blue Casket

Pain Killer. Pain. Killer

"So what is up with airplane food anyway? I mean...it's so small...and not that good" lols

Quoththeraven
08-09-2006, 07:37 AM
The laughter is endless. ENDLESS, I TELL YOU!!!

I love it when you can go in Domino's office when he's still in there and "Use" the window. Manny says: I think Dom would call the company shrink if I went out the window.

coat check girl
08-17-2006, 10:26 AM
I like the cut-scene where you see Domino in his car to get Meche and then Manny & Glottis spead past him in the Bone Wagon.

King Dando
08-17-2006, 11:59 AM
After you get the metal detector, and go back to visit Carla later, you step through the security gate and Carla says:

"Sir if you will place all your belongings on the desk...and then jump out the DAMN window!"

Priceless

Grim_comician
08-18-2006, 03:29 AM
King_Dando> That reminds me:

Manny: "It looks like a key."
Carla: "Yeah, you can analyze that with your metal detector.

King Dando
08-18-2006, 05:09 AM
Heh heh

During the year 3 cutscene where Meche holds Manny up at gunpoint

Meche: Your letting us go right now or your boy friday here gets it
Domino: Well I'd hate to see you go Manny but the lady does seem to have made up her mind
Meche: I mean it, I'll shoot him
Domino: Go ahead, he really doesn't work for me anyway
Meche:.....But I though he..well I'll shoot you then

Frenkieee
08-18-2006, 08:25 AM
Hey kiddles... look at my BONE SAW!

And then the angelitos start screaming. Nice one :)

King Dando
08-18-2006, 09:00 AM
Manny: Hah! "Bust-all", my ass!

Heh heh

I say, I say
08-18-2006, 10:00 AM
I laughed when Manny was talking to Membrillo and there was some mention of a 'belt-buckle with someone name on it' and Manny laughs and say 'who would wear a belt-buckle with their name on it-" and of course looks down and Membrillo is wearing one.

King Dando
08-18-2006, 10:41 AM
After you pick up Bruno from the Land of the Living

Glottis: You know, Manny, I could make this car a little faster. If you wanted...
Manny: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
Glottis: Oh yeah, slam the front into the weeds, tub the rear end, dual blowers poppin' outta the hood! Wah-wah-wah-wah-WAAAAAH! Wah-wah-wah-wah-WAAAAAAAAHAAAAHHH!

Grim_comician
08-18-2006, 11:48 AM
I laughed when Manny was talking to Membrillo and there was some mention of a 'belt-buckle with someone name on it' and Manny laughs and say 'who would wear a belt-buckle with their name on it-" and of course looks down and Membrillo is wearing one.
Either that, or it's Manny who wears it.

VampireNaomi
08-18-2006, 11:58 AM
What the--? This is the first time I'm hearing about most of the lines Grim_comician posted on page three. I really have to replay the game if I've forgotten/missed that much!

King Dando
08-18-2006, 12:16 PM
When Manny/Meche are in the office, trying to work out why Meche hasnt got a double N ticket.

"Not even a teensy bit of killing?"

Scorpicus
08-18-2006, 12:21 PM
Manny: I'm still not getting any messages.
Tube switcher guy: I'm giving you one right now, but you can't see my hand!

VampireNaomi
08-18-2006, 12:46 PM
Manny: You're not too big. You just have a self-image problem.
Glottis: A what?
Manny: Repeat after me. I am not fat. I am thin. Women find me attractive.
Glottis: Hey, I never said I was too fat for the ladies. The ladies like me just fine (heh heh heh).

I nearly choked when I first heard that.

Grim_comician
08-19-2006, 03:35 AM
What the--? This is the first time I'm hearing about most of the lines Grim_comician posted on page three. I really have to replay the game if I've forgotten/missed that much!
As I was young playing it, it was hard to forget most quotes.

Smon
08-19-2006, 03:45 AM
When Manny/Meche are in the office, trying to work out why Meche hasnt got a double N ticket.

"Not even a teensy bit of killing?"
Anything Manny says there is gold.

Lucy:)
09-09-2006, 12:55 PM
When Manny finds Domino's mouthguard and inspects it:
Manny: Euck Domino had this in his mouth.
And when he puts it in his mouth:
Manny: Euck! Well now I know what Domino tastes like.
Call me weird but I find it funny whenever Manny says 'Euck' in these two quotes.
Oh also when Manny switches on the switch at the tree in the petrified forest and Glottis starts spinning around and around and around...
Glottis: Heeey Maaaaaanny what are you dooooooooing?!

VampireNaomi
09-09-2006, 01:42 PM
Hm, that second quote destroys every possibility for Domino/Manny slash. Don't know if I should be happy or disappointed. :D

stewlil
01-21-2007, 03:34 AM
Manny to Sal when looking for pidgeon eggs.
"Have you thought of tying little messages to balloons? I can get you PLENTY of Baloons."

coat check girl
04-07-2007, 11:25 AM
hehehe have you made him try and pick up the cat litter? I fell of my chair laughing with that one LOL.

Achrono
05-09-2007, 09:35 PM
In the Blue Casket. Its so funny when Manny trys to be a stand-up at the microphone.
"So, anyone try that airline food? Its uh... not that good."

And the way the beatniks are so paranoid like when you show them Sals letter... "Salvador Limones is a spook! A fairy-tale that the man tells the masses as he puts them to sleep..."

Oh yes I can't forget this one...
Manny: Yup, that Velasco is one salty old bag of rope.
Velasco: You should see his wife.

And I also laughed when Manny got locked in the vault in Year 3, and he said "Ooooh... Raoul. I'm so very sorry."

Colossal
06-06-2007, 08:26 AM
Manny: Could I take your hole punch?
Eva: Ha! I doubt you could take my HALF punch. :lol:

Yosy
06-06-2007, 04:12 PM
I like when they're so casual about being dead: like when Manny asks Lupe "how's the flow tonight?" and she replies "we're dead tonight Manny".

Manny: So what did you do in life to get stuck here?
Eva: what I did back in the fat days is none of your business.

:giggle1:


But one of my favorite parts it's when Manny is packing Bruno and says: "but here, have this complementary mug". And in the mug it is written - Today is the FIRST DAY of the END OF YOUR LIFE.

:lol:

lipton
06-06-2007, 05:41 PM
If you try to pick up one of the mini-Glottis deamons Manny replies "No time for juggling"

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when you ask Velasco about the boat-in-a-jar he repies this:

Manny
What's going on in that bottle? A tugboat?

Velasco
This happens to be a perfect scale replica of the SS Lumbago!

Velasco
I'm just having a little trouble getting the walking beam to fit in the neck, here...

Manny
Hm-that's funny because a lumbago is usually more of a problem in the lower back than the neck...

Velasco
Eh-hmmm?

Manny
Nothing.

hehehe

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oh oh also when you talk to the Aitor (elevator guy in the highrollers lounge) it goes like this:

Manny
Maybe you could take me down now?

Aitor
Oh, yeah, I could take you down...

Aitor
But I can't hit customers anymore.

Manny
Down in the ELEVATOR. I want to go down in the elevator.

Aitor
That's true... they wouldn't see me hit you in there...

Aitor
But I'd still get in trouble.

Manny
Why can't you hit customers anymore?

Aitor
Exactly! It makes no sense!

Manny
Just open the elevator door.

Aitor
Then they'd really see us fighting!

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too manny funny things but last one in the conversation with Carla and her metal detector

Carla
Well, maybe I would have smiled more Mom, if you hadn't drank so much!

Carla
Was I supposed to smile when the cops called us in the middle of the night to tell us to come get you out of the drunk tank?

Manny
Uh...

Carla
Maybe if I had smiled more, Daddy wouldn't have left us!

Manny
...er...

Carla
We'd be together right now, you, me, Daddy...

Manny
Maybe Daddy left because you wouldn't SHARE things...

Carla
Did you just come back here to ask to borrow my metal detector?

Manny
No way.

Carla
Oh, okay. Now, where was I?

Carla
Oh, yeah--so the only industry in town was FIGS...

Manny
Actually, you were farther than that in your story.

Carla
I always liked dates more.

Manny
I think you were just at the part about your metal detector...

Carla
Are you sure you didn't just come back here for this metal detector?

Manny
Actually, I did come back here just for your metal detector.

Carla
What IS it with you and this thing?

Carla
I'm sick of it, Manny!

Carla
If this is all you want, you can fight the cats for it!

Carla
Why is it all men are after the same thing--

Carla
Except you?!

Then she throws the metal detector out of the window

Manny
You wouldn't happen to have a second metal detector around here, would you?


hahahah really cracked me up this thing

Grim_comician
06-07-2007, 04:29 AM
oh oh also when you talk to the Aitor (elevator guy in the highrollers lounge) it goes like this:

Manny
Maybe you could take me down now?

Aitor
Oh, yeah, I could take you down...

Aitor
But I can't hit customers anymore.

Manny
Down in the ELEVATOR. I want to go down in the elevator.

Aitor
That's true... they wouldn't see me hit you in there...

Aitor
But I'd still get in trouble.

Manny
Why can't you hit customers anymore?

Aitor
Exactly! It makes no sense!

Manny
Just open the elevator door.

Aitor
Then they'd really see us fighting!

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... Followed by:

Manny
I don't wanna fight, I wanna use the elevator!

Aitor
Chicken!


Good work anyway! That brings old memories...

lipton
06-07-2007, 07:00 AM
... Followed by:

Manny
I don't wanna fight, I wanna use the elevator!

Aitor
Chicken!


Good work anyway! That brings old memories...


hehe yeah that cracked me seriously up

read the transcript dialogue for more

Phrantic
08-12-2007, 11:50 AM
THE funniest moment is easily in Max's office.
Manny: Charlie says you got his money
Max: Ha ha ha!
Manny: Ha ha ha!
Max: Ha ha ha!
Manny: HA HA HA! *points finger at Max* No, seriously. He says you have a lot of it.
Max: Oh I've got a lot of it. But none of it's his! Ha ha ha!
Manny: Ha ha ha! Wooooo...


Most of the best jokes have been mentioned here already so I'll just spill what's new:

Manny with those Salvador groupies in the Blue Casket:
Manny: So what did you think of my poem?
Slisko: I liked it. It was sad and beautiful, like my mother.
Alexi: I despised it. It was too short and said nothing to me, like my father.
Gunnar: I had no feelings about it. It was aloof and licked itself too much, like my cat, Mr. Trotsky.

Don (to Manny):
You couldn't find a sale (sail) at a yacht club!

Manny (using the mug on himself that Bruno tossed at him in year 3):
I'd drink it, but I don't want to get a packing foam mustache.

Many (trying to get Glottis to vomit):
So, what IS that stuff they pack canned hams in anyway?

Manny (looking at his office door):
Wasn't too long ago the name on that door was 'supply closet'.

And this might've been mentioned but not sure:

Manny (on the plate of food in the Land of the Living):
I can't reap hamburger - cows are a whole other bureau, not to mention the lettuce.

Freddox
08-14-2007, 10:38 AM
- Hell no, we won't work! Bogen is a big fat jerk! No more lies! No more lies! Sea bees! Free bees! Sea bees! Free bees! We're strong! We fight! We're fighter bees tonight! All right!

It's the sea bees that's rioting!
If you say the slogans (all of them) with them, you are in for a funny surprise :)

They begin to shout "MANNY! MANNY! MANNY! and if you press enter Mannys says "ME! ME! ME!.. there is more also, but I can't remember it

Grim_comician
08-15-2007, 04:26 AM
If you say the slogans (all of them) with them, you are in for a funny surprise :)

They begin to shout "MANNY! MANNY! MANNY! and if you press enter Mannys says "ME! ME! ME!.. there is more also, but I can't remember it
Yeah, followed by: "Got no skin, got no haira!" Manny then says: "Need no skin! Need no haira!" (I only heard it by exploring the voice library)

Phrantic
08-15-2007, 09:18 AM
Hmm, sang so much with them but never got that!

stewlil
08-15-2007, 10:42 AM
Right ive gotta get on now and check this out!