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Boba Rhett
03-31-2003, 05:45 AM
Here are times where the use of that word was excusable.


1. " What the @#$% was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

2. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
- Custer, 1877

3. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-Einstein, 1938

4. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
- Picasso, 1926

5. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras, 126 BC

6. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
- Michelangelo, 1566

7. "Where the @#$% are we?"
- Amelia Earhart, 1937

8. "Aw c'mon, Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
- Bill Clinton, 1999

9. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad."
- Osama bin Laden, 2001

10. @#$% the tang, Buzz! I'm gonna be the first @#$%er on the moon!
- Niel Armstrong 1969 (said as he jumped out of hatch)

12. @#$% my dancing career!
- Bill Gates, March 14, 1986 (just after his stock went public)

13. And and these guys, these guy'll have swords but not just any swords! These swords man, these swords are made outta light, man. I'm a @#$%ing genius!
- George Lucas, 1975

14. Lucas, you stupid @#$%.
- Every person who saw Howard the Duck, 1986

15. Well now, that's one big @#$%ing piece of ice.
- Captain of the Titanic, 1912

16. What the @#$%. Oh, I mean... land ho!
-Christophorus Columbus, 1492

17. Direct Current? What the @#$% is wrong with you, old man?
- Nikola Tesla, 1888 (Said to Thomas Edison) (for more info on what a dirty sob Edison was, pm me)



Add as many more as you can think of. Please use @#$% in place of the actual word. ;) After we run out of real accurances we can use movies, games and so forth. :D

jokemaster
03-31-2003, 07:10 AM
what the @#$% is up with this thread
Jokemaster, march 2003
J/K:D

leXX
03-31-2003, 07:18 AM
@#$%ing brilliant!! :lol:

3. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-Einstein, 1938


:rofl:

ckcsaber
03-31-2003, 07:24 AM
10. @#$% the tang, Buzz! I'm gonna be the first @#$%er on the moon!
- Niel Armstrong 1969 (said as he jumped out of hatch)


LOLROFL!! @#$%ing great Rhett!!

Sivy
03-31-2003, 07:26 AM
hey, i liked howard the duck... well i did when i was 8 anyway


"that ain't a real @#$%ing gun! "

John Lennon

"don't worry.. it's not even @#$%ing loaded!!"

Kurt Cobain

"who's going to watch that @#$%ing sh*t!!"

will smith on turning down the role of Neo in the matrix.... so he could make wild wild west

BCanr2d2
03-31-2003, 07:44 AM
"How dare that @#$%ing mod lock my thread, it's not @#$%ing spam"

Any annoyed poster at having their thread closed....

nova_wolf
03-31-2003, 07:54 AM
'One star fighter. One torpedo. ONE SHOT! HOW! Its a @#$%ing MOON SIZED BASE!'

Tarkin's final words.


'Ah @#$%! There goes the neigbourhood!'

Iraqi residents


'And I thought THIS was a @#$%ed up thread! Look at the stuff Lexx posted - what the @#$% has SHE been smoking!

Lexx's New Thread (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=95920) '

nova_wolf 2003

The Truthful Liar
03-31-2003, 07:57 AM
13. And and these guys, these guy'll have swords but not just any swords! These swords man, these swords are made outta light, man. I'm a @#$%ing genius!
- George Lucas, 1975

LOL, I bet lucas must've been taking some mind 'enhancers' at the time. :]

Kstar__2
03-31-2003, 09:12 AM
:rofl:

i've seen those b4 though

MaulerZ
03-31-2003, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by de.Legion
LOL, I bet lucas must've been taking some mind 'enhancers' at the time. :]

"I got the idea by smoking a lot of pot" :p :D

Chewbacco
03-31-2003, 11:19 PM
@#$% off!!
Billy Eliot :)
Man that movie had a lot of swear words in it. But not as bad as South Park uncut the movie. The movie said an average of 10 swear words a minute! That broke the world record.

ET Warrior
03-31-2003, 11:59 PM
Why the @#$% does my rocket pack turn on when it gets hit by a stick?!?!?!?!?

-Boba Fett

El Sitherino
04-01-2003, 12:03 AM
"that mechanical !#%@er cut off my hand!"

-Luke Skywalker, ESB

Boba Rhett
04-01-2003, 02:47 AM
You hold the @#$%ing thing!
- Benjamin Franklin, 1742

Kstar__2
04-01-2003, 05:23 AM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
You hold the @#$%ing thing!
- Benjamin Franklin, 1742

:rofl:

TheHobGoblin
04-01-2003, 07:01 AM
Who the &%#$ are you people?
Oh. Right. The juice is waring off.

XERXES
04-01-2003, 01:04 PM
may i add one more??


Thos Iraqis are going to get the %*&#ing s*#& kicked out of them!

Bush Jr.

nova_wolf
04-01-2003, 06:26 PM
British troop in Iraq:

'F@&% YOU! YOU lead them in under American cover fire!'

Pedantic
04-01-2003, 07:15 PM
"@#$%...uhh...screw this." -- Archimedes, trying to get water up a hill. ;) :D

TheHobGoblin
04-01-2003, 09:56 PM
Rhett:#$*% Hobby is getting wild. Get my Happy Goblin Juice ®.
Me: SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM! SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!SPAM!
*Rhett injects it into me*
Me:SPAM!SPAM!spam...spam...spam...s..p..a.....zzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wacky_Baccy
04-01-2003, 10:15 PM
Posted by Pedantic
"@#$%...uhh...screw this." -- Archimedes, trying to get water up a hill. ;) :D LOL!

Nice one! :D

whitedragon
04-01-2003, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
Here are times where the use of that word was excusable.


1. " What the @#$% was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

2. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
- Custer, 1877

3. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-Einstein, 1938

6. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
- Michelangelo, 1566

9. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad."
- Osama bin Laden, 2001

14. Lucas, you stupid @#$%.
- Every person who saw Howard the Duck, 1986

15. Well now, that's one big @#$%ing piece of ice.
- Captain of the Titanic, 1912



these are so @#$%ing funney. you mother @#$%er where did you come up with that @#$%ing stuff. i almost @#$%ing craped my pants after @#$%ing reading that @#$%ing stuff. @#$%.

oh my goodness this thread has warped my fragile little mind

Pedantic
04-02-2003, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by Wacky_Baccy
LOL!

Nice one! :D

Haha, yeah, I wasn't sure if anyone would get it. ;) :D

whitedragon
04-03-2003, 05:11 PM
"im going to kill that @#$%ing fly. hey he landed on my ear, right where i want the @#$%er"

victor van go (i have no @#$%ing idea how to spell his name)

ckcsaber
04-03-2003, 06:35 PM
@#$% Los Angeles! I wanna go to @#$%ing Dallas!
- JFK, deciding where to visit for political support

ET Warrior
04-03-2003, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by ckcsaber
@#$% Los Angeles! I wanna go to @#$%ing Dallas!
- JFK, deciding where to visit for political support

Following your lines.....

Why the @#$% do I need the bulletproof shielding around me? These people all @#$%ing love me!!!

-JFK in Dallas

Lunatic Jedi
04-03-2003, 11:11 PM
If you guys ever see this catoon called Undergrads (its so @#$%ing funny and its on Comedy Central every few days along with Gary and Mike and Dilbert) there's a character named Krueger who can't get through a sentence without dropping the F bomb at least one @#$%ing time. He's funny.

Nitz: Are you good at trivia, Krueger?

Krueger: @#$% yeah.

Nitz: You wanna be my partner in the trivia contest?

Krueger: @#$% no.

:p