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ShockV1.89
04-01-2003, 07:36 AM
Be careful what you wish for! :) :D This started up in another forum and went like crazy.

The rule is simple, you make a wish, the next poster corrupts it and then wish a new one and wait to be corrupted. How to corrupt? Well, please refer to "Bedazzled", be creative. Example : "I wish for a ring." "Wish granted, you get a ring, but it's cursed, once you put it on, you cant remove it."

And no crappy corruption such as : "I wish for a ring." "Granted, you get a ring, but a monster comes and eat you."

So let me start the game...

I wish that JK3 would be released tomorrow!

Boba Rhett
04-01-2003, 07:39 AM
JKIII is released tomorrow but costs 300 dollars, still stars kyle and not that sexay blue lady and is as buggy as hell.



I wish for a giant Reeses Blizzard from Dairy Queen.

Zulu
04-01-2003, 08:29 AM
The Giant Blizzard from Dairy Queen melts and floods your house

I wish I could fly...:)

ET Warrior
04-01-2003, 12:30 PM
You are allowed to fly, but never to come down. You must spend the rest of your life flying in the clouds.....and die of dehydration a few days later :D



I wish that graduation was tomorrow!

Kstar__2
04-01-2003, 12:42 PM
you failed the test, and don't get your graduation, while the rest of your year does

i wish a nice, lovely, good looking girl likes me....



:D

Wacky_Baccy
04-01-2003, 01:09 PM
A nice, lovely, good looking girl likes you, but her brother likes you so much more... :naughty:


:p :D


I wish that I get to beta test JK3 :D

Pad
04-01-2003, 01:23 PM
you can betatest jk3 but that would be in the year 2075 as the release will be delayed because off a dispute between bioware and lucasarts :D

i wish i could have a real lightsabre

Hekx
04-01-2003, 01:38 PM
Search Google, and you shall obtain one. :p
Either that or EBay. ;)

I want an oversized 10 foot Budgie. :D

dvader28
04-01-2003, 01:44 PM
you get an oversized ten foot budgie, but the gods misunderstand you, and u get a fat budgie with ten feet.

i want natalie portman naked covered in syrup.

Pad
04-01-2003, 01:51 PM
you can have a natalie portman naked in syrup but the the syrup will be soo thick you cant see anything through it and its also poison, so when you smell or taste it, you´ll die.

i want to have a movie role in star wars episode3

Katarn07
04-01-2003, 01:54 PM
You will be a part of EpIII as a stunt double for Anakin as he plummets into real liquid hot magma.

I wish they would say this (http://darkforces.jediknightii.net/) is a joke...

Lost Welshman
04-01-2003, 02:26 PM
The joke wasn't funny and everyone hates you.


I wish I was a prince

Kstar__2
04-01-2003, 03:13 PM
you'll be one, locked up in a dungeon captured by an evil witch
(you could enjoy it, but that's besides the point):D :p

i wish for........a second wish!:D

Lost Welshman
04-01-2003, 03:27 PM
You get one but you wished that your first wish was better so there was a hole ripped in the time space continueum (SP) and now you created another dimension full of mutant people always in agony. Tisk Tisk.




I wish I have a car that could fly, and a drivers license.

BigTeddyPaul
04-01-2003, 03:27 PM
EDIT: DANG YOU! I had to edit this. I hate edit.

Your car can fly but you run out of gas around China where your driver's lisence means crap and you are forced to eat rice and fish the rest of your life.

I wish I could have a superpower like the X-men or Superman or something.

BigTeddyPaul

ET Warrior
04-01-2003, 05:53 PM
Your power is toxic explosive flatulence and nobody will even talk to you.


I wish that the Vancouver Canucks would get run over by a bus.

nova_wolf
04-01-2003, 06:16 PM
A bus attemptds to run the, down, but all they survive through the intervention of Maria Carie, Bryan Adams and Terrance & Phillip.
Upon hearing of you dislike for such a prime example of Canadian spirit, they all go round to your house and live with you for the rest of your life to show they are not so bad!


I want my own starfighter WITH droid wolf AND a lightsaber......and maybe some fine women... ;)

Reborn Outcast
04-01-2003, 06:44 PM
Ok you get your own starfighter WITH droid wolf AND a lightsaber......and maybe some fine women... but the starfighter is a model and your lightsaber is missing its crystal... and the women are holographs. :D


I wish for the sexiest lady in the world to be in my room right now. :D

BigTeddyPaul
04-01-2003, 06:52 PM
The sexiest woman came to your room but you happened to be at a friends house watching Conan O'Brien and playing Magic the Gathering while quoting Harry Potter.

I wish that Carrot Top would go to the desert and stay there. I don't mind paying 99 cents a minute not using 1-800-Collect as long as I never have to see/hear him again.

BigTeddyPaul

Reborn Outcast
04-01-2003, 06:58 PM
He left but.... you had to go with him.

I wish to be the supreme ruler of LF!!!

Kain
04-01-2003, 07:01 PM
You become the ruler, but are suddenly shot dead due to your oil preserves by a redneck texas governer or senator or whatever he was

I wish I had a wish that wasn't corruptable

Reborn Outcast
04-01-2003, 07:04 PM
Then you didn't get a wish. :D



I wish I was cool!!!

BigTeddyPaul
04-01-2003, 07:09 PM
You were so happy when you were cool. It just so happened that the very next day due to the fickle youth of the world it started to be cool to not be cool. Regardless of how hard you try to revert back to your uncoolness state you remain cool with your excellent hair and the fact that you do not sweat around hot women.

I wish I all women were hot.

BigTeddyPaul

Tyrion
04-01-2003, 07:12 PM
You wish that all women were as hot as the sun, so as soon as you even get within 50 feet of them you burn into ashes.

I wish that I could be popular...

Boba Rhett
04-01-2003, 07:16 PM
Done. You are now the most popular man in the very northen tip of Canada.


I wish I had some sweet tea.

ZBomber
04-01-2003, 07:34 PM
Granted. You now have sweet tea but someone just took a crap in it when you weren't looking.

I wish I had a dog....

Reborn Outcast
04-01-2003, 07:44 PM
Of course... it just crapped on all your floors, bit you and gave you rabies and then jumped out a window.


I wish I had a billion dollars.

BigTeddyPaul
04-01-2003, 07:44 PM
Rhett found the dog who crapped in his tea and shipped him off to China.


EDIT: AHHH! Again!

Okay you get your billion dollars but the goevernment taxed 70% of it and you invested the rest in JK3 which tanked causing you to lose everything.

I wish you could actually play video games as if it was real life. EX go off on a months journey capturing pokemon, defeating Ganon, kicking the crap out of Mario.

BigTeddyPaul

ET Warrior
04-01-2003, 07:46 PM
You actually get to do those video games, but unfortunately it's like the matrix, die in the game, and die in real life :evil2:


I wish the The Detroit Redwings would all jump off a cliff.

Reborn Outcast
04-01-2003, 07:49 PM
They did but then they landed on the Avalanch... killing all of them.


I wish you would jump off a cliff. :D ;)

ET Warrior
04-01-2003, 07:59 PM
I DO jump off a cliff, and you feel so guilty about causing my death that you kill yourself.


I wish I had a pet monkey

Reborn Outcast
04-01-2003, 08:02 PM
I am the pet monkey and I wreak havoc all over your neighborhood.


I wish I had a Shelby.

Sivy
04-01-2003, 08:14 PM
one Shelby, with no wheels, no steering wheel, no engine, no seats, no lights and it's pink - enjoy

i wish i had super powers

Reborn Outcast
04-01-2003, 08:18 PM
And here it comes!!! THE SUPERPOWER OF SEVERE IDIOCY!!! You can now lull everyone into a stupor but when you stop talking, they beat you up. :D

I wish I had everything I want.

Boba Rhett
04-01-2003, 08:18 PM
Done. You now have three dead squirrels. WTF is wrong with you?

I wish I had some new headphones.

Reborn Outcast
04-01-2003, 08:20 PM
And now they're glued to your ears and play Celine Dion over and over at full blast. But at least they look nice.... from far away.

I wish I was the strongest man in the world.

BigTeddyPaul
04-01-2003, 08:38 PM
Your muscles grow so huge that you cannot raise your arms above your shoulders which causes you to freeze to death because you can never ever put on shirts again.

I wish I had the stuff Reborn was smoking today. That stuff must be good.

BigTeddyPaul

git_sum_stuka
04-01-2003, 09:12 PM
You shall be granted what Reborn was smoking today, but the cigeratte butt acts like another tongue

I wish I had Dynasty Warriors 4.

Kain
04-01-2003, 09:43 PM
You not only get Dynasty Warriors4, but your one of the random soldiers being cut down

I wish InsaneSith would answer that PM I sent him a long time ago!!!

Reborn Outcast
04-01-2003, 09:56 PM
He will but it will be a hate PM.


I wish I had somemore of what I was smoking today. :D :rolleyes:

TheHobGoblin
04-01-2003, 10:08 PM
They sell it only now on Mars.

I wish I had unlimited points.

....Maybe there is a cheat code..... Show me the points *cheat enabled* :eek:
BOOOYAHHH

Reborn Outcast
04-01-2003, 10:09 PM
You do but they are automatically donated to me.

I wish that I had a wish.

Kain
04-01-2003, 11:04 PM
whatever you wish for creates a temporal distortion that tears you to pieces

I wish I had wings like Raziel...I can already see where this is gonna go...

nova_wolf
04-02-2003, 05:53 AM
You do have wings like Raziel, but little did you know that his form is so screwed up after the time in the Whirlpool that he has to wear panty lkiners, and so you get a life time suply of Tampax Ultra thin w/ Extra Wide Wings!

I want a clean mind again!

Tyrion
04-02-2003, 08:56 AM
Your mind is cleaned with all kind of disinfectants and soap that your mind burns every second.

I wish that Summer Vacation would start...

Dark Warrior
04-02-2003, 02:21 PM
Summer vacation will start but only after you fail all your courses which forces you to spend all your summer in a small, dark, confined classroom surrounded by countless strangers (aka summer school)

I wish that I could play the electric guitar very well.

ckcsaber
04-02-2003, 03:03 PM
Upon your wish being granted, you pick up a guitar and begin doing insane power chords Angus Young style (AC DC). Your fingers move with amazing speed, but they have not grown the calluses needed to handle the strings. Your fingers begin to bleed from the open wounds, and are slowly gnawed down to the bone....

I wish I could fly with the lesbian seagulls.....

nova_wolf
04-02-2003, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by ckcsaber

I wish I could fly with the lesbian seagulls.....

Isnt that corrupt and twisted enough as it is?

git_sum_stuka
04-02-2003, 05:35 PM
you wish will be granted but your whole body starts to implode because the seagulls are cutting off you.

A)I wish I could use Shaolin kung fu

ET Warrior
04-02-2003, 07:57 PM
You learn how to use Shaolin Kung Fu, but you can only use it against yourself......and end up killing yourself with your super dangerous fists!


I wish that I had all the crab legs I could eat...

Tyrion
04-02-2003, 08:02 PM
Ok, except the crab legs fill up the entire world, and everyone sufficates from the lack of air caused by the massive ammounts of crab-legs.

I wish I could watch Monty Python...

BigTeddyPaul
04-02-2003, 08:05 PM
You get the ability to watch Monty Pthon but unfortunately you go deaf and there is no closed captions so you can get the rhetoirc.

I wish my bagel had strawberry cream chesse as opposed to plain.

BigTeddyPaul

Reborn Outcast
04-02-2003, 08:14 PM
You do but the strawberries were never washed so you get sick and throw up for ever and ever.


I wish I had a girlfriend. :D

Tyrion
04-02-2003, 08:22 PM
Ok, but you end up marrying her and all your money you earn it on new dresses and stuff, and she cheats on you every weekend, but you cant do anything about it since she says it'll wreck your 15 children's hearts.

I wish I could eat some nice delicious pie..

Reborn Outcast
04-02-2003, 08:27 PM
You can but it was the "American Pie." EEEWWWWW


I wish I could go to Mars.

Darth Homer
04-02-2003, 09:10 PM
You go to Mars, but without a suit and die of exposure


I wish I could kiss Jessica Alba :naughty:

Sivy
04-02-2003, 09:20 PM
shes really a man


wishes that i could be in Ep III

Acrylic
04-02-2003, 09:27 PM
But you turn out to be a character that dies within 5 seconds of the movie.

I wish I had the best dorrknob in the world!

Pnut_Man
04-02-2003, 09:35 PM
You receive the best doorknob but it ends up costing you over 1 million dollars to install...

I wish I was a strong force sensitive in the New Jedi Order Universe

(Let's see what you EU fans whip up for me!)

TheHobGoblin
04-02-2003, 10:28 PM
You do but the Jedi Order is just a bunch of nerds who argue about GIFs
I wish for a super Quicktime thats free and legal and works and is only 7ks and plays every type of sound file and is clickable, also very fast and plays music normally.

Kain
04-02-2003, 10:36 PM
No fair! Goblin didn't make a wish!

I wish I had bullet time reactions like in Dead to Rights

TheHobGoblin
04-02-2003, 10:48 PM
I did. I'm just so quickalike. I was swoosh! and you missed and I was like all I'm so good and then everyone was like whoa. I'm drunk *goes to corner*

Acrylic
04-02-2003, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by TheHobGoblin
I did. I'm just so quickalike. I was swoosh! and you missed and I was like all I'm so good and then everyone was like whoa. I'm drunk *goes to corner*

But it turned out all you had to do was get drunk.

I wish I had a Gibson Les Paul Guitar.

Mandalorian54
04-02-2003, 11:21 PM
you get one but your so paranoid it's gonna break so you seal it off in a safe, and never get to play it.

I wish no one will reply to this thread. (doesn't look like I'll get this wish:( )

git_sum_stuka
04-03-2003, 07:32 PM
no one will reply to this thread, they'll just make a new thread:D

I wish I could be in the wondeful world of Final Fantasy 7

topshot
04-03-2003, 08:00 PM
Your wish is granted, except you get killed off by Sephiroth.

I wish everyone would bow down to me as the ruler of the universe!

Acrylic
04-03-2003, 08:08 PM
They do, but John Wilkes Booth comes to the future, and kills you.....for no reason...he mistaked you for Abe Lincoln. :p

I wish I had a pet monkey.

topshot
04-03-2003, 08:16 PM
And now you do, only except it looks like Barney the Dinosaur. :animelol:


I wish the world was at peace.

Jo
04-03-2003, 09:03 PM
granted...but thats after the war is over..

i wish i had a hot girl that likes me, a corvette, and that my wish cant be screw up

Tyrion
04-03-2003, 09:18 PM
Unfortunately, your wish is crap, so the Hot Girl is really a dumb blonde, and the corvette is really a picture of a corvette.

I wish I could be spiderman.

ZBomber
04-03-2003, 09:36 PM
You are SPiderman, but when you turn into him, you were in a room full of guys who are shooting at you. And they have good aim. :p

I wish I had a PS2

ET Warrior
04-03-2003, 10:45 PM
You get a PS2.........but when you try to turn it on it explodes, burning your face severely and giving you nasty scars


I wish that the avs would have won last night.

BigTeddyPaul
04-04-2003, 02:06 AM
The avs did win last night. They won a first round mach-up with the Blues.

I wish those burger joints would stop asking me if I wanted cheese on that for an extra 39 cents.

BigTeddyPaul

topshot
04-04-2003, 06:09 AM
And so they do, except they start asking you if you want tomatoes on your burger for $99,000!

I wish I had immortality. :D

Kain
04-04-2003, 08:15 AM
You're an immortal, but are in Highlander just as Duncan McCloud is about to hack your head off, and you have no time to react.

I wish had the Soul Reaver(THEN YOU'D ALL BOW TO ME!!!)

TiE23
04-04-2003, 10:50 AM
you get a soul thingie, but it is extremely dull.

I wish i had a Ruger 1072

Chewbacco
04-04-2003, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by Tie 23
I wish i had a Ruger 1072

You mean a Ruger 1022. Right?

Mandalorian54
04-04-2003, 06:05 PM
you get a rugger 1022 but I don't know what it is so nothing bad happens to it.


I wish for world peace, a million dollars, lot's of hot chicks, a dog that can talk and is super intelligent, my own country, controll of all the major world industies, the largest house in the world, that james bond wouldn't be able to stop me, that no one will make up somthing lame about my wish, that I was the smartest person on earth, that nude pictures of Julia Roberts could not be obtained on the internet, that my teachers at school were more gullible, that the world will come to an end and I will be the only survivor, that darth vader was my father, that nerds were not nerdy, that my little brother was not mentally challenged, that I could have whatever I wanted, and.............to be a movie star.


;)

topshot
04-04-2003, 06:05 PM
You get everything you wish for, except your not the only who survives the end of the world and your brother groes up to be Darth Vader who will be your father, and that nerds would rule the world, but will eventually get crushed by a huge meteor 10 seconds after they begin to take over Iraq.

I wish that making skins, models, and maps for JKII was easy.

Mandalorian54
04-04-2003, 06:20 PM
they become easyer, but are not worth playing cuz they have no effort in them and are usellessly discarded.


I wish I was THE ONLY PERSON left at the end of the world.
And wish that I was more satisfied with getting the rest of my wishes...

git_sum_stuka
04-04-2003, 06:35 PM
you are the only one left alive when everyone is dead but eventually the universe explodes and your wishes are satisfied but they aren't granted

I wish I had a spear.

TheHobGoblin
04-04-2003, 06:38 PM
You do get it but you must go through 5 days of a gay porno site which makes you insane and you forgot your wish

Rogue15
04-04-2003, 07:14 PM
you get a spear. through your head.

I wish I could be able to go invisible whenever I want to.

ET Warrior
04-04-2003, 08:46 PM
Unfortunately once you go invisible you cannot stop being invisible, and then you can have no real interaction with people and you are alone and depressed forever.


I wish that the Avs will beat the Mighty Ducks tonight!

git_sum_stuka
04-04-2003, 09:07 PM
The avs beat the mighty ducks, but Roy, forseberg, sakic and blake all used up their fatigued and can't play for the next round

I wish I had the gift of knowledge from Athena.

nova_wolf
04-05-2003, 03:50 AM
You get it alright - the gift of CARNAL knowledge from a 2000 year old god with a superiorty complex and a love of domination! OUCH!

I want to be able to program the most amazing sequel to SW : Rebellion like you couldnt BELEIVE - included moddable missions, new campaigns, ALL races featured in some way and EWOK UNITS!

TheHobGoblin
04-05-2003, 09:11 AM
You get the oppertunity but you must buy all the supplies within
1 week.

I wish my future wishes including this one won't get corrupted.

topshot
04-05-2003, 09:37 AM
They don't, but then you have to go through ten days of being haunted by the ghost of Spider Man, since you defeated him.

I wish that anime characters had come to life and lived in the same world as we do.

nova_wolf
04-05-2003, 10:35 AM
They do, but in the true nature of Anime, all the baddies start to kill and maime evryone you know with pressure cannons and vaginal symbiotes and acid blood..... Teeth and claws stain black with dried blood as you unleash the greatest tide of death every known upon the planet!

I wish for more money from the Student Loans Company

git_sum_stuka
04-05-2003, 08:47 PM
you get more money, but they are foreign money

I wish I was a photographer in iraq.

TheHobGoblin
04-05-2003, 09:40 PM
You do but you get shot by a angry Iraqi soilder.

I wish I had a pony.

topshot
04-05-2003, 10:01 PM
You get a pony, but it is infected with rabies and tries to bite and kick you.

I wish I had Han Solo's blaster!

ET Warrior
04-06-2003, 01:26 AM
You get the blaster, but it's just a prop, and you eventually lose it


I wish that I will get a full-ride Scholarship from CU.

coolio681
04-06-2003, 03:05 AM
you get it but your family dies

i wish i could breath under water

Seph
04-06-2003, 03:09 AM
Originally posted by topshot
They don't, but then you have to go through ten days of being haunted by the ghost of Spider Man, since you defeated him.

I wish that anime characters had come to life and lived in the same world as we do.

two words pokemon cherictors.

Seph
04-06-2003, 03:11 AM
you can breath underwater but cannot breath on land and there are no mermaids or girls that can breath underwater.

I wish that I would have 239 points this post

coolio681
04-06-2003, 03:45 AM
you get your points but when you buy something at the store you buy the wrong thing!

Q:i wish that i can eat anything and not suffer any ill effects!!!

Seph
04-06-2003, 01:51 PM
you can but all the food in the world dies and there is only soilent green and poop.

I wish a wood chuck could chuck wood all it wanted.

coolio681
04-06-2003, 02:56 PM
it does but its teeth brake

i wish my feet were like a hobbits

nova_wolf
04-06-2003, 03:16 PM
Thay era. The sight and smell of them drives everyone away, and you now find a new level of hatred for owners who dont clean up after their dogs on the streets!

I want to live forever

coolio681
04-06-2003, 04:29 PM
you do but everything dissapears and you live by yourself with nothing

i wish i could breath fire.

topshot
04-06-2003, 05:24 PM
You can breathe fire, but every time you try to kiss a girl, you burn their face off.

I wish I could shape-shift, like Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat, into anyone I choose.

Seph
04-06-2003, 07:26 PM
you can but the only thing you can turn into is a dead rat in the middle of a 4 way inerstate

I wish my friends were on

coolio681
04-06-2003, 11:07 PM
your friends are dead on your bed

i wish i was a cannible.

ET Warrior
04-06-2003, 11:54 PM
Anyone think that coolio should stop randomly killing our loved ones for no reason? ;)


I mean, he killed my whole family because I got a full-ride scholarship to CU.......

coolio681
04-07-2003, 12:54 AM
hahahaha

i think this is fun:D

topshot
04-07-2003, 06:51 AM
It is, it is..........:D

I wish that my brother would stop following me to any forums.

nova_wolf
04-07-2003, 12:10 PM
He does, but still looks up to you and wants to learn to be you, so follows you everywhere else aswell, like the toilet!

I want to be.... a tree.

Danyael
04-07-2003, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by nova_wolf
He does, but still looks up to you and wants to learn to be you, so follows you everywhere else aswell, like the toilet!

I want to be.... a tree.


You are a tree, but you come to find out that the forest you are in is scheduled to be cut down to make way for the new fat camp.

I wish that every life form in the universe has the perfect life that they always dreamed of.

(if you post a corrupted wish on this, you will be ruining your dream life as well hehe )

ET Warrior
04-07-2003, 01:06 PM
Every life form does have this perfect life......EXCEPT FOR YOU!!!


I wish that MotionMan would come back to the forums :(

Skate Boy
04-07-2003, 01:35 PM
He does, but you have to leave.

I wish I knew how to play this.

Seph
04-07-2003, 04:59 PM
you do do, but you forget all else

I wish I was smart

Skate Boy
04-07-2003, 05:05 PM
You are, but find that everyone else in the Umiverse are cavemen, you go insane from the lack of people at your level.

I wish I had a car.

topshot
04-07-2003, 05:20 PM
You get a car, but the downside is, its an old model T.


I wish I was a moderator.

Mandalorian54
04-07-2003, 05:21 PM
You get a rusty stasion wagon for $50 but it breaks after a trip to somewhere far away and your stranded.

I wish for an umbrella.


edit: daw! you posted your wish just before me, now thiers two going on at the same time. Hey mabee we could work it into a neat little twist.

nova_wolf
04-07-2003, 05:23 PM
You do - a highly detaled and hand painted 1:32 scale TVR Cerburus!

I want to star in a porno with Liz Hurley!

Mandalorian54
04-07-2003, 05:35 PM
I want to star in a porno with Liz Hurley!

you get to in fifty years.:p


I wish I was a moderator.

you get to mod a new kiddy forum and have to put up with ignorant childish talk about which digimon is better.


I wish I could talk like YODA!

ckcsaber
04-07-2003, 05:46 PM
You can now talk like Yoda, but now must hobble around like the 900 year old you speak like!

I wish I had the best sandwich in the world. (mmmmm sandwhich)

coolio681
04-07-2003, 08:12 PM
you do but your dog ate it before you could take a bite!

i wish i was superman!

Seph
04-07-2003, 08:35 PM
you do but all your looved ones die ;)

I wish that there wern't gay anime.

Loki GM
04-07-2003, 09:27 PM
there isnt but all the rest of the anime in the worl goes away with it

I wish I had all the knowledge in the universe

coolio681
04-07-2003, 10:15 PM
you have it but all of your feelings go away

i wish halo 2 was out:D

TheHobGoblin
04-07-2003, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Quendi
there isnt but all the rest of the anime in the worl goes away with it

I wish I had all the knowledge in the universe

You do but you must withdraw 300 dollars per second when you use it.

I wish for more memory thats free.

coolio681
04-07-2003, 11:11 PM
you get it but you screw up you computer when you put it in.

i wish i had 10,000,000 points.

TheHobGoblin
04-08-2003, 03:42 PM
You get it but it goes to me

I wish I was Super Mod

Lost Welshman
04-08-2003, 04:43 PM
You become a Super Mod but then everyone makes the same wish and there is a grear war of threads being deleted and closed, and re-opened and closed again. CHAOS!


I wish I had 700 posts.

Mandalorian54
04-08-2003, 04:54 PM
I wish that there wern't gay anime.

there isnt but all the rest of the anime in the worl goes away with it

So all the rest of the anmine in the world goes away?!?
I guess I'll have a Coke then.:p


I wish I had 700 posts.

you get 699 and are so disapointed you kill yourself. Then you get one more post.

Seph
04-08-2003, 09:29 PM
Dude what's your wish?

Loki GM
04-08-2003, 09:38 PM
I make wish

I wish I could have all the power in the universe

coolio681
04-09-2003, 12:56 AM
you get it but your mom don't allow you to use it.

i wish i knew what 76,985,421 x 452,135,566 was without using a calculater.

nova_wolf
04-09-2003, 05:22 AM
You can, but it makes you SUCH a geek that even NASA would be asshamed to be asscited with you in any way, and so you are shunned for the rest of you life... So go on! Bugger off Freak Boy! :D j/k

I wish that my girlfriend was here with me now.

coolio681
04-09-2003, 08:15 PM
she is but she is trying to kill you:D

i wish i could fly a jet

TheHobGoblin
04-09-2003, 10:43 PM
You do but you don't know how to fly a jet.
I wish I always had 4000 points that stayed with me.

coolio681
04-09-2003, 10:55 PM
you get the points but the store closes

nova_wolf
04-10-2003, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by coolio681
she is but she is trying to kill you:D

Ahh... its good to have her back.... ;)

TiE23
04-10-2003, 10:55 AM
I wish i could have wishing machine

coolio681
04-10-2003, 10:24 PM
you get one but it is corrupted:D

i wish i had a new computer.

git_sum_stuka
04-11-2003, 09:17 PM
you get a new computer, but the specs are

32mb ram

450 mhz

nvidia riva tnt2

I wish I was in the wonderful world of LOTR

TheHobGoblin
04-11-2003, 09:29 PM
You arrive there but Your killed first thing by a orc.
I wish TNG was still going on with great episodes, same cast, same ages in third season, and I can watch it.

Seph
04-12-2003, 02:57 PM
it does but the channel it's on goes down for ever!!!!

I wish people didn't hate 12 year olds

topshot
04-12-2003, 07:03 PM
They start not hating 12 year olds, but then in order for that to happen, Hobby will have to haunt you for 101 days!


I wish that the Hobgoblin and Spider-Man switched roles for a day!

Y'know, like Hobby rescuing an innocent bystander from certain death, which then Spidey would be evil and he would probably try to conquer Manhattan using his own versions of the Goblin Glider.

TheHobGoblin
04-12-2003, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by topshot
They start not hating 12 year olds, but then in order for that to happen, Hobby will have to haunt you for 101 days!


I wish that the Hobgoblin and Spider-Man switched roles for a day!

Y'know, like Hobby rescuing an innocent bystander from certain death, which then Spidey would be evil and he would probably try to conquer Manhattan using his own versions of the Goblin Glider.
The sheer thought of this is sick *shudders in fear*

Anyways it hapens but you must fund both our rent, taxes, groceries, ect.

Acrylic
04-12-2003, 07:57 PM
Since no one made a wish...I'll go ahead! :D

I wish that all of your wishes never get granted and after you attempt or even think about making a wish, you commit suicide instead!

:evil1:

topshot
04-12-2003, 08:46 PM
Your wish is granted, the only thing is, you said you wished all of our wishes never would begranted and when we tried to make, or even think of one, we'd commit suicide. Well, since you made a wish, you also have to commit suicide!

I wish that I had the power to change historical events in time, and to change the fate of any person.

coolio681
04-12-2003, 09:23 PM
you get your wish but what ever you change cannot be undone. and for every change you make your lifespan loses 10 years!

i wish i could become a shapeshifter.

Seph
04-12-2003, 11:47 PM
you do, but you can be only a soccer ball, base ball, kick ball, and the worst yet... Michel Jakson's son

I wish I was a millionare

Shotokan
04-13-2003, 12:30 AM
i wish i had a million dollars

coolio681
04-13-2003, 02:20 AM
you get your money but you waste it all at casinos. you actually go in dept!

i wish i had a pizza right now.

topshot
04-13-2003, 07:51 AM
You get your pizza, except the pizza man was so hungry he decided to eat the whole thing!

I wish that all humans were born muscular.

TheHobGoblin
04-13-2003, 08:57 AM
They are but then the gay men come to town...... I don't think I need to finish this hehe :D
I wish I had a good working Unreal Tournament..... i miss that game.

Acrylic
04-13-2003, 09:16 AM
I have Unreal Tournament.....*I uhm...got it LEGALLY!;) *

Anyways, you come to my house to pick it up, but I kill you after I put it on a disk.

I wish that there were hover vehicles.

topshot
04-13-2003, 09:46 AM
Ford just made a prototype and sent it to you. Unfortunately, they had steal your car and use it for spare parts. :animelol:


I wish that someone gave me a thoroughbred racing horse.

Seph
04-13-2003, 07:26 PM
They give you a cardbored cut out version

I wish all humans where born smart

nova_wolf
04-13-2003, 07:43 PM
gees, I wood grant ur wish, but I plum forgot what dat word meen - smaarrtt?

I wish that George Lucas would be found one day in bed with a Gungan male.... (what - vengeance for creating them in the first place.. No gungans, NO JAR JAR!)

coolio681
04-13-2003, 09:35 PM
he is found in bed with a gungan male but it is YOU!

i wish dinner was ready.

Acrylic
04-13-2003, 09:47 PM
It is, but it is full of lice, termites, S.A.R.S. Anthrax Poisin Devil's guts and AOL Disks!

I wish I hada 5.8 Ghz phone.

coolio681
04-13-2003, 10:07 PM
you get it but it is broken

i wish i had 1000 gold cows

nova_wolf
04-14-2003, 05:14 AM
Originally posted by coolio681
he is found in bed with a gungan male but it is YOU!

I KNEW that would happen... :mad:

Anyway.....

You do get your legion of preciousmmetalic cows, but milking them proves too tough and their meat beyond use, so you have to endure their cries of pain as you smelt them down into managable raw materials.....

I wish that the US forces would learn the difference between blue and red....

Boba Rhett
04-14-2003, 05:29 AM
They do but the other prime colors continue to elude them. Millions of color charts are shipped worldwide. Even the mere mentioning of such a color as turquoise sends even the most hardened soldier into a crying fit.


I wish that robotic women were cheap and efficient.

Darth Homer
04-14-2003, 09:55 AM
They are! But all are out to kill you.


I wish I didn't have college

Pnut_Man
04-14-2003, 12:00 PM
You don't have college anymore but when you attempt to apply for a job you're turned down every time.

I wish I didn't have this f*cking stomach virus! (excuse the profanity)

topshot
04-14-2003, 06:23 PM
Your stomach virus has went away..........TO YOUR HEAD!

j/k ya :D


I wish that Raven would make JKIII and ship it out, all in one day!

coolio681
04-14-2003, 07:10 PM
i gets shipped out but they forgot to put the sound in:)

i wish i could see through walls

Seph
04-14-2003, 08:33 PM
you can but you can only see your mom.

I wish no one would corrupt wy wishes

topshot
04-14-2003, 10:31 PM
Your wishes won't get corrupted, but then you must face certain doom and torment for 22 hours, by the one and only most powerful force in the forums..........not the mods, not TheHobGoblin.......wait a minute, you will face Hobby and the other most powerful force in these forums.........*a haunting sound echos through the forums*..........(chilling voice booms) MYSELF!!!!!!!!!! :D

I wish that TheHobGoblin and I were two of the most powerful forces (other than the mods) in these forums!!!!! :D

MuRaSaMuNe
04-14-2003, 11:38 PM
You have become the most powerfull mods in the forums but were over run by radio-active monkies with laser-shooting bananas.

I wish I had a computer that can never have errors.

nova_wolf
04-15-2003, 01:37 PM
You do, but Bill Gates finds out and destroys it and you to ensure no such devise ever arises to foil his plan of market domination through need for continuous tinkering.

I wish I had a dog.

topshot
04-15-2003, 07:49 PM
You get your dog, only to find someone has taken a huge bite out of him. :p


I wish that somehow a computer virus would take a human form and rise above it all...... :p

jokemaster
04-15-2003, 08:30 PM
The human virus tries to infect your computer, fails but destroys ita and learns it can destroy humans. Humanity is killed and you are first

I wish for a new computer

Acrylic
04-15-2003, 08:47 PM
You get a new computer, but it is New to you, but old to the other person. they give you a 100 Mhz Pentium comp with a 4 mb graphics card and 64 mb ram.

EDIT- (Forgot to post my wish)

I wish I was famous!

jokemaster
04-15-2003, 08:51 PM
Granted. You are famous for the murder of 4 very much loved families and your wanted poster is on every corner. Eventually the police find you and beat you to death with their nightsticks

I wish for a working indestructible XBOX in which nothing can go wrong

Acrylic
04-15-2003, 10:22 PM
You get it, but it ends up having a mind of its own and killing you.

I wish I was the opposite of a murderer.

Seph
04-16-2003, 11:08 AM
you are but people still take you for a murderer.

I wish that I knew al passwords

topshot
04-16-2003, 12:11 PM
Granted. You know all passwords, except your school locker combo.

I wish that the human virus (from my last wish) would attack Seph instead.

jokemaster
04-16-2003, 04:46 PM
Granted, but Seph, infected with the virus attacks and makes you get it.

I wish A random person, who isn't someone I know, in the street died of natural causes and has no effect on me whatsoever :D

ZBomber
04-16-2003, 04:56 PM
OK, but that person is going to be your future wife.
I wish I could eat a pancake. ;P

topshot
04-16-2003, 05:46 PM
Your mom makes a whole batch of pancakes just for you. Unfortunately, they're really alive and want to eat you as well.

I wish I knew which IP address Paul's dedicated server was located.

Seph
04-17-2003, 02:09 PM
you do but... but... bah I have to cut him slack he's after all my big bro

I wish there was no sick

Doomie
05-22-2004, 11:05 AM
Granted, you are now unhealthy

Hi everyone, since 'the return of the corrupted wish game' is gone, i've decided to dig up this old thread!

I wish it'll stay here for a while.

TiE23
05-22-2004, 12:03 PM
Granted, but the Rhett and Jed sharks are swarming around us :eek:

I wish I knew WTF happend to the 'Return of the corrupted wish' thead! :mad:

TiE

Doomie
05-22-2004, 12:04 PM
I can't help you.

I wish someone told me.

TiE23
05-22-2004, 12:06 PM
Uhhhh.... This is just going to get this one closed to.

I wish I had a flying car! :D

TiE

Doomie
05-22-2004, 12:31 PM
You get a regular car, you're inside of it, and it's flying. For now...

What goes up, must come down.

I wish all the other people from 'the return of the Corrupted wish game ' would come here...

jokemaster
05-22-2004, 12:48 PM
We do, but we cause this thread to be closed for ever and eternity.


I wish I had teeth like these: :D

Doomie
05-22-2004, 12:52 PM
Granted, you can't close your mouth anymore.

I wish starwars episode three was here!

Mex
05-22-2004, 01:32 PM
Granted, but it's the worst movie ever made, and it turns out Leia is really Anakin Skywalker in disguise.

I wish that I were a Super Moderator.

Doomie
05-22-2004, 02:09 PM
Granted, you now moderate Forums.nerdsweb.com.

If it existed. (does it?)

Then i wish Starwars episode 3 didn't suck.

Darth Homer
05-22-2004, 05:01 PM
Granted it didn't suck...however Star Wars, EP3 has yet to come out...which ep3 were you talking about?

I wish Episode 3 is the best star wars movie evars.

topshot
05-22-2004, 11:02 PM
Granted. Episode 3 is the best movie ever, all thanks to one crazy alien: Jar Jar Binks.

I wish Jar Jar was never born.

Doomie
05-23-2004, 06:41 AM
Don't have to grant that, computer animated characters don't get born, they get created.

I wish for a bag of chips.

Darth Homer
05-23-2004, 01:36 PM
Granted, you get a bag of buffalo chips. :barf:

I wish Boba Fett had an honorable death.

Doomie
05-23-2004, 02:35 PM
Alright, he commits Harakiri.

BTW, in the EU, boba Fett managed to free himself from the sarlacc, and he's still alive i think.

I wish starwars films will be made forever. (But not that they take forever to make!)

Tyrion
05-23-2004, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
I wish starwars films will be made forever. (But not that they take forever to make!)

Alright, they'll be made forever. By random 12 year olds in short 30 minute comedies.

I wish that I could live in an airship.

Doomie
05-23-2004, 05:12 PM
Granted, but it'll cost you ten million dollars.

Unless you want a relly unsafe one, hehe.
By random 12 year olds in short 30 minute comedies.
Aaaargh! Not that! Noooo! please... can't... breath....

I wish i am Kyle Katarn!

Katarn to the rescue! Tatarataaa!

TiE23
05-24-2004, 09:41 PM
Granted, but you get killed because the 8 year old from Kansas was playing JO and fell into a lava pit, stupid kids.

I wish I had $400

TiE

Tyrion
05-24-2004, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by TiE 23
I wish I had $400

Granted, but you got the 400 dollars by selling cocaine to a cop.

I wish that there was something good on the television.

BongoBob
05-24-2004, 10:34 PM
Granted, but it's drug money and the cops bust you for selling drugs.

I wish I could go back in time.

:)

Tyrion
05-24-2004, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by BongoBob
Granted, but it's drug money and the cops bust you for selling drugs.

I wish I could go back in time.

:)

Wha? What does having something good on tv do with drugs? o.O

(Besides, I already replied the same thing to Tie, you dolt. ;))

Darth Homer
05-25-2004, 03:36 AM
Granted, there is something good on television, but just as you settle down to watch it, BongoBob goes back in time & destroys television. No more TV.


I wish Star Wars episode 3 would come out tomorrow with everything finished & nothing screwed up in it and at a time & place where I am gauranteed to see it.

Sabretooth
05-26-2004, 08:06 AM
Granted, but there's no more TV. No more TV=No more Theaters. :p

I wish I was Gandalf the Grey.

Tyrion
05-26-2004, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by sabretooth

I wish I was Gandalf the Grey.

Granted, but you turn into Gandalf the Great just as he is falling down the ravine in Balin's Tomb. You don't turn into Gandalf the White after you die, though.

Sam Fisher
05-26-2004, 10:15 PM
Argh, not this again! Its not good for the forum :eek:

BongoBob
05-26-2004, 11:01 PM
I like cheesecake ^_^

:p

Since you didn't say anything either of you...

I wish I had some cheesecake right now...with rasberry drizzle on it...*drool*

:)

Sabretooth
05-27-2004, 01:45 AM
Granted, but the cheese stinks!

I wish I had remembered to wish earlier

Doomie
05-27-2004, 10:35 AM
Granted, but yhen you didn't wish you remembered to wish earlier thus causing you to forget to wish earlier.

Sabretooth
05-28-2004, 05:36 AM
I wish doomy hadn't forgetton to wish either...

Poggle
05-28-2004, 06:18 AM
Now everyone will forget to wish and the thread will die!

I wish I was on the beach

Sabretooth
05-28-2004, 06:41 AM
granted, but due to an alien invasion, the seas have driedup, and there's no more beaches!

i wish beavers had horns

Poggle
05-28-2004, 06:53 AM
Not if you fall on one! :D

I wish pigs could fly

Sabretooth
05-28-2004, 10:00 AM
Granted, but birds cannot fly any more.

I wish I not looking like some addicted n00b by posting continuously on this thread.

TiE23
05-28-2004, 10:38 PM
Granted, you are now the stoner forum goer :p

I wish I didn't have to post on this stupid mac in my sisters school ( Open house night :xp: )

TiE

Darth Homer
05-29-2004, 02:30 PM
Granted, you now have NO computer to post with.


I wish people would stop creating viruses.

Mex
05-29-2004, 02:39 PM
Wish granted, now animals will make viruses!

I wish that I had over 35000 posts.

Darth Homer
05-29-2004, 02:44 PM
Granted, but you're banned for spamming.

I wish we could have a giant forumer get-together

BongoBob
05-29-2004, 03:19 PM
Granted, but a terrorist blows the get together up.

I wish I could get the money to upgrade my comp tomarrow.

Poggle
05-29-2004, 03:21 PM
Ah but microsoft releases a new version of windows and it becomes obsolete

I wish i could clap my hands and money would appear

_PerfectAgent_
05-29-2004, 03:44 PM
Granted, but you lost your hands in a butter knife accident.

I wish I can be more creative in my replies.

BongoBob
05-30-2004, 04:52 AM
Granted, but you get so "creative", you get banned.

I wish it were morning.

Tyrion
05-30-2004, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by BongoBob
I wish it were morning.

Granted, but this happend because another identical sun popped up directly opposite the real sun, causing the Earth to stop rotating and become a barren desert.

I wish that everyone would follow my every command.

Curt-Man
05-30-2004, 07:50 PM
Granted, but since you forget to make the eat,sleep and drink everyone dies

I wish i were a samurai

Darth Homer
05-30-2004, 09:04 PM
Granted, but a ninja kills you before you can even draw your sword.

I wish I had ninja-like reflexes

Tyrion
05-30-2004, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by Darth Homer
Granted, but a ninja kills you before you can even draw your sword.

I wish I had ninja-like reflexes

Granted, however you're too weak to even move your arms.

I wish that Half-life 2 would come out quicker(and not suck, can't forget not suck..).

Druid Bremen
05-31-2004, 02:01 AM
Granted, but Half-Life was so popular that the price rose high, and someone stole your copy and sold it to an antique shop.

I wish I had infinite money.

Tyrion
05-31-2004, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by Druid Bremen
I wish I had infinite money.

Granted, however the money is in plain ol'' dollars, causing the entire market to crash while leaving you in the aftermath with just an infinite amount of paper.

I wish that they would make a diet coke that tasted good.

Darth Homer
05-31-2004, 03:59 AM
Granted! Unfortunatly, it was only the one & it was drunk by a guy named Daryl in Northern Winnipeg.


I wish I could wish a wish that was not corrupted.

Poggle
05-31-2004, 05:17 AM
Granted but now everything you don't wish for is corrupted

I wish animals could speak english

Doomie
05-31-2004, 07:47 AM
Granted, animals start complaining about their rights, and ultimatly, the rise against us, slaughter the butchers and burn their houses. Animals become a world-wide killing force, and everyone turns vegetarian when all animals are killed. And you, poggle, are a mass-murderer because it was your wish...

[EDIT] Woops, forgot to wish! Alright, i wish animals return to their former, stupid state before it's too late.
I don't wanna be vegetarian!

Mex
05-31-2004, 08:52 AM
Granted, but the animals are now stronger than us somehow...

I wish that a new Jedi game would come out, and be the best game ever.

Doomie
05-31-2004, 09:26 AM
Granted, it's so good, that nobody can play it becasue we won't have computer's that are good enough for it untill 2856.

But yeah, i'd wish for that too, if you hadn't done so already...

I wish we lived in a 'good' matrix, so we can learn with a press on the button and create stuff we want when we want to...

Darth Homer
05-31-2004, 01:54 PM
Granted, but you can't control what you learn, so you have just learned how to knit really really fast.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

Tyrion
05-31-2004, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Darth Homer
I wish I didn't have to work today.

Granted. You're fired.(knew that was gonna happen, huh?)

I wish that I had more Minute Made Light Lemonade, damn that's good stuff.

Poggle
05-31-2004, 04:51 PM
Granted but minute maid light lemonade is found to contain large quantitys of cyanide

I wish KOTOR 2 would hurry up and get released

Doomie
05-31-2004, 04:55 PM
Granted, you get a suck ass, 5% finished game without a plot, nice characters, multiple locations or nice textures and it crashes every ten seconds. But you still have to pay the full price for it.

I wish for a million Euro. (That's what we call our money 'round here. Stupid huh?)

Mex
05-31-2004, 05:01 PM
Granted, but then all countries abandon the Euro.

I wish that AOL would close down due to lack of people using their internet service.

_PerfectAgent_
05-31-2004, 05:06 PM
Granted, but new people, wishing to make a rip off of AOL, made a new service, AOL2. It's exactly the same as AOL, except instead of AOL, it says AOL2 and the AOL logo has a 2 in front of it.

I wish my DSL service can go at 200 gbps.

Doomie
05-31-2004, 05:09 PM
Granted, but you don't know how.

I wish i knew something original to wish for.

Tyrion
05-31-2004, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
I wish i knew something original to wish for.

Granted, you wish for genital warts.

I wish that I could commandeer a mech.

RoxStar
05-31-2004, 11:23 PM
Ok. But its a police mech that doesn't work adn has a crazy dog on cocaine with a shotgun in it.

I wish that these threads would go away.

Sabretooth
06-01-2004, 01:10 AM
Granted, these threads go away, ransack your home, brutally murder you and find the meaning of life.

I wish I had a better internet connection so I wouldn't get kicked out of UT2004 online matches....

Tyrion
06-01-2004, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by sabretooth
I wish I had a better internet connection so I wouldn't get kicked out of UT2004 online matches....

Granted, but the government thinks you're using it to support terrorists and throw you in a solitary cell for two years.

I wish that cd's could last forever.

BongoBob
06-01-2004, 03:21 AM
Granted but they only last for two seconds before self destructing and killing you.

I wish that it were july 22.

Sabretooth
06-01-2004, 05:17 AM
Granted, but you realise there's nothing special on this day...

I wish I was born on a sunday

Doomie
06-01-2004, 05:31 AM
Granted, but the hospitals where closed on sunday so you died at birth.

Yeah i know that line sucks.

I wish my other wish was reversed. (Genital warts. Yuck.)

Tyrion
06-01-2004, 12:59 PM
Granted, the warts explode and cause your genitals can't take the strain and they explode too.

(Dear god, that sounds painful...)

I wish that William Hung would jump off a cliff into a pit full of rabid sharkmen while singing "She bangs, she bangs!", inducing the sharkmen into a bloody rage.

I'm not particularily fond of Hung, if you were wondering...:p

Sabretooth
06-01-2004, 02:07 PM
Granted, but Hung stays alive. The sharks are vegetarians.

I wish I knew all secrets and conspiracies in the world

Poggle
06-01-2004, 03:06 PM
granted but the fbi find out and torture you

i wish i had a ferrari

Tyrion
06-01-2004, 03:14 PM
Granted, but it's a 1/100th size toy model.

I wish I had a pony.

Darth Homer
06-01-2004, 03:23 PM
Granted, you now own a MY Little Pony doll

I wish my car's oil leak was fixed without me having to pay for it.

Mex
06-01-2004, 05:09 PM
Wish granted, but now you have no oil!

I wish that it was my birthday tomorrow.

Tyrion
06-01-2004, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Michaelmexp
Wish granted, but now you have no oil!

I wish that it was my birthday tomorrow.

Granted, you turn 18 and get enlisted into the army as cannon fodder infantry.

I wish that I could be a part of a global conspiracy.