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Boba Rhett
04-01-2003, 08:45 AM
Yes, it is here again, my friends! This weeks sexay edition of WTFotW is about...

Tornado Safe Beds


Tornado Shelters May Never Be the Same!

Introducing the DAMAR Tornado Safe Bed Shelter - the world's most revolutionary Tornado Shelter ever! Quite simply, the DAMAR Tornado Safe Bed Shelter is a steel tornado shelter mounted underneath the mattress of your bed. The Tornado Safe Bed replaces the box spring portion of your bed. With the mattress on top, it normally serves as a bed, But in case of an emergency, simply raise the lid, crawl inside and lie down. Now simply latch the lid and ride the storm out! This is one of the most convenient, most durable tornado shelters ever!

I...I...I...... either this is beyond stupid or it's so amazingly genius that it just blew my mind. I'd prefer it not be the latter. :indif:

Link to website (http://www.shophsg.com/damtorsafbed.html). You know. In case you wanna buy one.

04-01-2003, 08:53 AM
Any chance of a sticky?
Rhett's WTF of the Week, brought to you by the letter F. :D

As for the WTF...

http://hekx.cjb.net/emotes/wtf.gif :lol:

04-01-2003, 08:56 AM

mmmm yes.. the words Tornado & Safe don't really go together

04-01-2003, 09:04 AM
Why do Rhett's WTF of the week threads appear about once a month? :p :D

Hehe, look at her face, she's so happy!

*quickly clicks on link and buys one*

04-01-2003, 09:10 AM
yeah i'm sure it not just tornadoes that make use of the springs :D

04-01-2003, 09:12 AM
Damnit Sivy, you always see right through me! :p

04-01-2003, 09:34 AM

04-01-2003, 09:53 AM
we finally get to see a pic off leXX :D:p

and for the rest: WTF?

04-01-2003, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by leXX
Damnit Sivy, you always see right through me! :p

yes well all you middle-aged women are the same


"TAXI!!!! airport please and step on it!"

*migrates to the north pole*


04-01-2003, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by leXX
Why do Rhett's WTF of the week threads appear about once a month? :p :D

The same reason why Women's Day and Women Weekly are weekly and monthly magazines......... NFI...

04-01-2003, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by Sivy B
yes well all you middle-aged women are the same


"TAXI!!!! airport please and step on it!"

*migrates to the north pole*


lol, you crack me up! :lol:

ET Warrior
04-01-2003, 01:39 PM
But look at how padded it is on the inside.......I think i'd rather sleep IN that bed as opposed to on TOP of it.......I mean, who knows when a tornado could come in the middle of the night!!!!!

Bob Gnarly
04-02-2003, 04:37 PM
that certinally is....WTF?!!?

Dath Maximus
04-02-2003, 09:32 PM
yeah, well im the only one here besides clem who has to worry about tornados alot

i live in the part of kansas known as tornado alley.

Wes Marrakesh
04-02-2003, 09:33 PM
This deserves my "wtf" face.


04-02-2003, 09:35 PM
I wonder if they sell insurance with it in the event that the springs break and you're launched through the wall/ceiling like Wile E. Coyote in a Roadrunner cartoon?


04-02-2003, 09:38 PM
Amazing! another mind bending weird thingy. Where the hell do you get those anyway??

Reborn Outcast
04-02-2003, 09:42 PM
Hahaha. WTF?!?!?!?! And the sad thing is... they have a more expensive version for people who want to stay more safe haha.

04-02-2003, 10:53 PM

That gets my official WTF of the week as well...

"What the... ****"


04-02-2003, 11:22 PM
I'll just fly away like that I just wanna fly away song by kravitz.

I wonder how many Lexx is gonna buy...... why? I do not know... do not know :D

Darth Groovy
04-03-2003, 02:21 AM
Hmmm, wonder what that would look like if it were a water bed?

WTF? :eek:

04-03-2003, 02:33 AM
And now for my slightly different WTF face. O_o

Next thing you know it'll protect against nuclear explosions. O_o


Lunatic Jedi
04-05-2003, 05:17 PM
Well, luckily, there aren't any tornados here in California, so I'll pass. However... I would like to say one thing...