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gundark
04-04-2003, 12:35 PM
ok, who do you think would win Ash from Army of darkness or Darth vader?


:vader3: :chainsaw:

Taos
04-04-2003, 12:45 PM
Darth Vader....easily. :vadar:


"You don't know the power.....of the darkside".


:D

Lynk Former
04-04-2003, 12:52 PM
Yay... another SW vs someother thing thread. lol

Next week: Superman VS Goku!

...*shrugs and walks out*

swphreak
04-04-2003, 01:09 PM
Superman Will win!!


Darth Vader will own. Nothing can match the power of the dark side or a lighsaber

Lynk Former
04-04-2003, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by StarWarsPhreak
Superman Will win!!

LOL no way, Superman sucks compared to Goku. Firstly Goku knows martial arts, he moves faster than superman, can produce attacks more powerful than superman could ever handle, turn ssj, ssj2 and ssj3 (and ssj4 if u like GT)... Superman would be screwed! :D :p


and for the poll I chose Ash... but not Ash from what you're talking about. I think Ash Ketchum from Pokemon could beat Vader!

:D lol i love not being serious about anything

leXX
04-04-2003, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by gundark
ok, who do you think would win Ash from Army of darkness or Darth vader?


:vader3: :chainsaw:


You're serious aren't you? :Prplgh:

Ninja Outkast
04-04-2003, 02:09 PM
lol Darth Vader all the way!:D

gundark
04-04-2003, 02:41 PM
Ash would OWN vader because he has a CHAINSAW FOR A HAND!!!! I MEAN, HE CUT HIS OWN HAND OFF AND REPLACED IT WITH A CHAINSAW!!!!!! and, he uses a SHOTGUN and a sawed off shotgun at that! ash has killing zombie skills
vader has old man that should be dead skills


:chainsaw:

leXX
04-04-2003, 03:18 PM
Hmmm, lightsaber and the force vs chainsaw and shotgun. Geez, that's a hard one!

swphreak
04-04-2003, 03:34 PM
And can ash choke a guy from a distance or throw him to the ground use the force to manipulate someone's mind?


oh and i don't watch DBZ anyways so I just chose superman.

Pad
04-04-2003, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by gundark
ok, who do you think would win Ash from Army of darkness or Darth vader?


:vader3: :chainsaw:
:eyeraise:
have you actually thought about your post before you entered it? it doesnt make any sense.

Snafu7
04-04-2003, 05:26 PM
Darth Vader all the way

Darth Homer
04-04-2003, 06:35 PM
*The fight begins*

Ash: Yo, what's up with the tin can? You want some? Come and get it!

Vader: You do not realize the power of the darkside!

*Ash points shotgun to Vader's head*
Ash: Lightside....darkside....I'm the guy with the*Vader slices shotgun*

Ash: Ooooohkay...didn't see that coming
*Revs up chainsaw & charges Vader*

*Vader steps to the side & slices Ash's blade in half*

Ash: Hey! No fair! You already sliced somethin' of mine! It was my turn!*runs*

*Vader walks after him. Ash desperately finds somewhere to hide.*

Vader: You cannot hide forever...

Ash: I can sure try!!!

*Vader steps out into a large room. Ash, thinking quickly, hits the release to the airlock. Vader is sucked out into space.*

Ash: Don't get a big head!


---------------------------------------------------

WINNER: Ash (barely)

Snafu7
04-04-2003, 07:27 PM
that one was interesting

but then the death star(or wherever that was) explodes killing both of them

Tie Game

ckcsaber
04-04-2003, 08:27 PM
Okay, who the heck is Ash?

Darth Groovy
04-04-2003, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by leXX
Hmmm, lightsaber and the force vs chainsaw and shotgun. Geez, that's a hard one!

Yep, Ash would win.:D

http://www.bruce-campbell.com/images/filmography/evil-dead-02-06.jpg

"Groovy!"

coupes.
04-05-2003, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Yep, Ash would win.

hence becoming the emperors right hand and gaining the title of
Darth Groovy!:D

dark jedi 8
04-05-2003, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by Leemu Taos
Darth Vader....easily. :vadar:


"You don't know the power.....of the darkside".


:D

couldn't agree more!:D

gundark
04-07-2003, 12:47 PM
ok for those not "in the know" of who or what ash is, here is a brief summery of Evil dead 1, 2 and Army of darkness


evil dead 1

Five friends go to a cabin in the woods for a vacation. They discover The Book of the Dead and a tape recorder belonging to a professor, who also owns the cabin. One of them plays back what is recorded on the tape-- which just happens to be Candarian resurrection passages translated from the Necronomicon (Book of the Dead) by the professor, which unleashes an evil force from the woods. The people start turning into evil deadites, and the others soon learn from the tape that the only way to kill a person who is turned into a deadite is by total body dismemberment. People are dying left and right; one girl early in the film looses control and runs off into the woods, only to be raped and killed by the trees.

evil dead 2

Sequel to The Evil Dead where Ash does not manage to escape the evil from the first movie. Retelling the story only leaves Ash and his girlfriend in the beginning for whatever reason. Ash must now survive another night in the cabin accompanied now by the Professor's daughter, a mechanic, an associate of the Professor, and the mechanic's girlfriend. But the thing in the darkness vows that they will be -- Dead By Dawn.

army of darkness

This is the sequel to "Evil Dead 2." Ash finds himself stranded in the 13th Century with his car, his shotgun, and his chainsaw. Soon he is discovered and thought to be a spy for a rival kingdom and is taken prisoner. After proving his merit in The Pit, he decides to help the kingdom retrieve the Necronomicon (which will also help him return to his own time), which they need to battle the supernatural forces at play in the land. Ash accidentally releases the Army of Darkness when retrieving the book, and a fight to the finish ensues.


now you know if you had the paticene to read this how cool Ash is!

:chainsaw:

dark jedi 8
04-07-2003, 05:35 PM
well ash does sound pretty cool, but compared to vader? the coolest of all sith lords! poor ash doesn't stand a chance.:)

Darth Groovy
04-07-2003, 05:54 PM
Ash would own vader, after single handedly defeating hoards of demons, witches and hoards of skeleton soldiers, he could defeat Vader almost by accident.

Darklighter
04-07-2003, 06:23 PM
Actually, I was going to say Vader, but Groovy's given a pretty persuasive argument - when could a Jedi beat a guy with a chainsaw for an arm?;):D

dark jedi 8
04-07-2003, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Ash would own vader, after single handedly defeating hoards of demons, witches and hoards of skeleton soldiers, he could defeat Vader almost by accident.

yeah, and vader only killed hundreds upon hundreds of JEDI!:)

gundark
04-09-2003, 12:50 PM
another reason ash would win is he is in better shape than vader, i mean, vader was breathing pretty hard in the duels in esb and rotj. oh and the cutting the shotgun jibbajabba? not ever. he wouldn't even have to get that close to kill vader. ash is bomb, sucka.

boinga1
04-11-2003, 06:40 PM
**cough cough VADAR cough cough**

NOO contest. Let's see if I understand you- a chainsaw and a shotgun against a LIGHTSABER and the DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE?!!? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!! Even ep2 Anakin could handle that....wait a sec I meant ep1 Annie (j/k :lol: ).

lukeiamyourdad
04-11-2003, 10:10 PM
LOL!

How can a guy with a chainsaw and a shotgun beat a sith lord?

Vader can force pull is shotgun and don't even think a chainsaw can beat a lightsaber!

Unless...

Ash is really Vader's unofficial son!!!!

dun dun DUN!

boinga1
04-11-2003, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by lukeiamyourdad
LOL!

How can a guy with a chainsaw and a shotgun beat a sith lord?

Vader can force pull is shotgun and don't even think a chainsaw can beat a lightsaber!

Unless...

Ash is really Vader's unofficial son!!!!

dun dun DUN!

oh gosh dang NO!!!!!!!

Darth Eggplant
04-12-2003, 02:08 AM
i've never seen an army of darkness film,
how many are there, and who is ash?

lukeiamyourdad
04-12-2003, 04:17 PM
Read about 6 posts earlier and you'll know.

Havoc Stryphe
04-16-2003, 01:35 PM
I don't know who would win in a fight to the death, but I do know that Ash would win a trash talking contest, and would end up with the girl every time!

"Hail to the king, baby!"

"Gimme some sugar, baby!"

"Groovy!"

"Yo, she-bitch, let's go!"

*click-click* "Swallow this!" *boom

"See this? This is my... BOOMSTICK!"

"Good, bad?... I'm the guy with the gun!"

"Aw come on baby, that's just what we call pillow talk"

:D