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04-04-2003, 03:29 PM
Hi Im new at this forum(well actualy not very new because I had a profile last year and that one was named samandmax lover
idont think you remmember me but i will be here every day now so whe can talk whit each other.well bye
04-04-2003, 03:55 PM
Yo. Welcome back.
04-05-2003, 12:05 PM
04-28-2003, 11:27 PM
05-01-2003, 05:55 AM
Glad to see you
05-12-2003, 10:37 PM
Only smug, b****a**mother-f***ers leave.
But welcome back.
Edited by Jester
05-12-2003, 10:41 PM
By the way, what the hell is this point thing under my name. They aren't cool points obviously, or I'd have a word instead of a number.
That word? "F***load."
*sigh* Again.. Edited by Jester
05-12-2003, 10:57 PM
*******IZING **** FACED SCAT W**** WITH MOTHER****ING PORCUPINES COMMING OUT YOUR OWN UR***** I'VE GOT FIFTY F****ING DOLLARS FOR YOUR G******** B****A** C*******ING MOTHER!!!
Hey, somebody has to keep Jester busy.
05-12-2003, 11:11 PM
Alright alright, you've shown your almighty admin powers. You get to put asterix's where once FILTHY words existed. !@#$ turns into ****: oooooh, aaaaaaah.
Oh yea, hey everyone.
Good job SHELTERING our dear, dear CHILDREN! My hat is off to you! They should give you a raise! Maybe pay you in those nifty CREDITS!! You can jump up from the Star Wars LINT to the Indiana Jones socks!
Once again, thanks for saving the mother@#$%ing world.
*mumbles something about smugness and freedom of speech*
P.S. Cursing is like putting things in bold, and it gets people mad. The bold part I could care less about. Funny is funny.
05-12-2003, 11:30 PM
What in the mother **** is going on here?
05-12-2003, 11:52 PM
I was planning to fight the man like Abby Hoffman and get assasinated by the government or perhaps a drug overdose at an obscure party, but I figured it was too much worse and decided to just complain a bunch.
F this S.
Now where is that party? Oh wait, I thought that I was a character in the T.V. show again.
05-13-2003, 12:09 AM
Steal this post.
stolen by jake!
you can take the time for that, but you'll not lift a grubby finger for the unofficial?
05-15-2003, 03:30 AM
Good move moron, you killed this whole section of the board with your witty retort. "Steal this post." HAHAHAHA as though everyone here knows who the @#$% Abby Hoffman is.
No, really, two thumbs up. A++++ (which I've gotten before, bitches. No really. My Marshmellow sculpture beat the HELL out of the competition.) But really: Good job. Almost beats the time I killed the whole board.
05-15-2003, 09:29 AM
Jester you would not happen to have the screenname Zortar01 or Zortan01?
05-15-2003, 11:53 PM
You've seen him too, eh?
05-17-2003, 08:56 PM
He was a jerk. He got all elitest on me and made my heart sink. No more. Never again.
05-20-2003, 02:41 AM
Welcome, friend. :)
05-20-2003, 02:52 AM
05-21-2003, 08:11 PM
Man, I wish I was as witty as shorty. AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAa.........
The pure hilarity.
05-27-2003, 01:58 AM
What's so funny?
05-28-2003, 03:19 AM
I made fun of you and laughed in your face.
06-06-2003, 03:41 PM
Anyways welcome back to the forums. Hope you enjoy it again.
Oh, me? I'm just dropping by. :D
06-08-2003, 03:50 AM
06-08-2003, 03:52 PM
"The Joy of Painting" with Bob Ross gives me harder seizures than that.
06-11-2003, 06:08 PM
Nobody can get a seizure from keofshdfklsdgklhslak;hgfskldafh;lskdhdsfoj;gha8fox invsnglnglnglsnl
oops I gues your right
06-11-2003, 11:04 PM
06-12-2003, 03:41 PM
I guess if you don't have anything nice to say......
That stupid @#$%^&* thumper.
06-12-2003, 09:12 PM
Anyone who paints with a knife is okay in my book.
06-13-2003, 01:36 AM
That guy would kill everyone you know and love if he got the chance, and use the blood to paint a bush.
06-13-2003, 02:59 AM
Um, I could be wrong, but isn't that guy dead?
06-13-2003, 03:59 AM
He's dead. Apparently growing your hair out too much, using too much fro-gel, nodding off onto your set of oil's, then waking up and lighting a doobie is a bad combination....
Or he had some lameass heart attack. I forget which.
06-15-2003, 08:09 PM
I'm supprised that setion is still alive. Yhe constant running of his mouth should have eaten throuhg his skull now.
07-01-2003, 02:44 AM
Being dead just makes him harder to find!
Muwhahahaha... *cough*... yeah....
07-01-2003, 02:59 AM
In a similar turn, this thread being well past dead should have made it a pain in the ass to find.
2 posts in and you're already marked. Damn.
07-01-2003, 03:30 AM
Hrmm...what is that smell...it's not turkey...it must be BACON!!!
I didn't know you guys had ****ing evaluation periods....
****! Hah! Wait! I was being too specific. I get it now!!!! I think this will all roll under in a few days.
Smell..changing...that's not bacon...that's FISH!
P.S. Zanadu, if that limp is getting to you I suggest P-H.
07-01-2003, 03:42 AM
I would like to ask you a serious question Setion:
Are you a moron?
And another quick question too:
And do you look for new posters to go AWOL on?
I thought I would enjoy posting on a Sam and Max board, ya know, just to talk to people with a same interest as me.
I guess you always get those kind of people anywhere ya go...
I am just whole heartedly supprised you have not been banned yet.
PS, Oh yeah mercatfat, if ya didn't get that PM sorry about posting on a dead topic, it showed up on my "last 30 day" thing...
I assumed it was reletivally recent...
07-01-2003, 03:45 AM
Hahaha, I was defending you there hot shot.
09-07-2003, 11:02 PM
Thread is open. Do what you will or not.
09-07-2003, 11:52 PM
*(Pees on the wall.)*
*(Sleeps with everyone's sisters.)*
*(Hacks the DOD net and re-targets all of the US's nuclear missiles at Euro Disneyland.)*
Gerbil, some day you too will suffer the public shame of a highlighted name. :D Oh, yes...
09-07-2003, 11:57 PM
You couldn't hack your way into your own e-mail account.
09-08-2003, 01:00 AM
But now he'll never get back to the good people at the member enlargement network.
I guess he'll just have to keep posting in compensation.
09-08-2003, 02:38 AM
It's wonderful to feel so welcome...
*(Uses secret top-level code that highlights Setion's name a bright pink and Jesters a vibrant purple only on the screens of people cool enough to see it.)*
You guys can be cool ahead of time. :max:
09-08-2003, 02:51 AM
It's not a muscle to be grown. Just let it go.
09-08-2003, 02:57 AM
So here I am somehow watching TV, Women's Entertainment nonetheless, (my god) looking at this blonde chick, waiting for a bra scene.
Then I'm also doing this forum and laughing at diditoc mts
Then I go to school next and this guy will talk about indie rock and this girl will say "Hey Sean Lane I need a high five."
Life could be much better if I were Cheech Marin. Oh sh it.
YoYo Ninja Girl
10-06-2003, 11:16 PM
Hey, I'm new too. See you around. :)
10-07-2003, 12:21 AM
Stop hitting on me.
10-07-2003, 01:50 AM
No, your not gonna be seeing him around, that hello thing is the only thing he ever posted.... then we ate him.
10-09-2003, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by SyntheticGerbil
Life could be much better if I were Cheech Marin. Oh ****.
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