hi im new here

[happinkink]

Hi Im new at this forum(well actualy not very new because I had a profile last year and that one was named samandmax lover
idont think you remmember me but i will be here every day now so whe can talk whit each other.well bye

[Metallus]

Yo. Welcome back.

[happinkink]

thanks
:)

[The Punisher]

Arrrrrrrgh! :skul5:

[Dradle]

Glad to see you

[Jake]

well hello there.

[Setion]

Only smug, b****a**mother-f***ers leave.

But welcome back.


Edited by Jester

[Setion]

By the way, what the hell is this point thing under my name. They aren't cool points obviously, or I'd have a word instead of a number.


That word? "F***load."


*sigh* Again.. Edited by Jester

[Setion]

*******IZING **** FACED SCAT W**** WITH MOTHER****ING PORCUPINES COMMING OUT YOUR OWN UR***** I'VE GOT FIFTY F****ING DOLLARS FOR YOUR G******** B****A** C*******ING MOTHER!!!


Hey, somebody has to keep Jester busy.



You ****ard

[Setion]

Alright alright, you've shown your almighty admin powers. You get to put asterix's where once FILTHY words existed. !@#$ turns into ****: oooooh, aaaaaaah.

Oh yea, hey everyone.

Good job SHELTERING our dear, dear CHILDREN! My hat is off to you! They should give you a raise! Maybe pay you in those nifty CREDITS!! You can jump up from the Star Wars LINT to the Indiana Jones socks!


Once again, thanks for saving the mother@#$%ing world.
*mumbles something about smugness and freedom of speech*



P.S. Cursing is like putting things in bold, and it gets people mad. The bold part I could care less about. Funny is funny.

[SyntheticGerbil]

What in the mother **** is going on here?

[Setion]

I was planning to fight the man like Abby Hoffman and get assasinated by the government or perhaps a drug overdose at an obscure party, but I figured it was too much worse and decided to just complain a bunch.

F this S.

Now where is that party? Oh wait, I thought that I was a character in the T.V. show again.

[Jester]

Steal this post.

stolen by jake!

you can take the time for that, but you'll not lift a grubby finger for the unofficial?

[Setion]

Good move moron, you killed this whole section of the board with your witty retort. "Steal this post." HAHAHAHA as though everyone here knows who the @#$% Abby Hoffman is.

No, really, two thumbs up. A++++ (which I've gotten before, bitches. No really. My Marshmellow sculpture beat the HELL out of the competition.) But really: Good job. Almost beats the time I killed the whole board.

Almost

[SyntheticGerbil]

Jester you would not happen to have the screenname Zortar01 or Zortan01?

[Jester]

You've seen him too, eh?

[SyntheticGerbil]

He was a jerk. He got all elitest on me and made my heart sink. No more. Never again.

[Jawa Eater]

Welcome, friend. :)


Glad


To


Meet


You

[SyntheticGerbil]

People.

[Setion]

Man, I wish I was as witty as shorty. AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAa.........

.....

The pure hilarity.

[Jawa Eater]

What's so funny?

[Setion]

I made fun of you and laughed in your face.

[Kjølen]

http://www.aspide.it/off-topic/offlogo.gif

Anyways welcome back to the forums. Hope you enjoy it again.
Oh, me? I'm just dropping by. :D

[sheaday6]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/spam5.gif

[Setion]

"The Joy of Painting" with Bob Ross gives me harder seizures than that.

[Samandmax221]

Nobody can get a seizure from keofshdfklsdgklhslak;hgfskldafh;lskdhdsfoj;gha8fox invsnglnglnglsnl

oops I gues your right

[Random]

http://www.cox-internet.com/groddahl/images/retard.jpg

[Setion]

I guess if you don't have anything nice to say......

That stupid @#$%^&* thumper.

[Random]

Anyone who paints with a knife is okay in my book.

[sheaday6]

That guy would kill everyone you know and love if he got the chance, and use the blood to paint a bush.

[Skinkie]

Um, I could be wrong, but isn't that guy dead?

[Setion]

He's dead. Apparently growing your hair out too much, using too much fro-gel, nodding off onto your set of oil's, then waking up and lighting a doobie is a bad combination....

Or he had some lameass heart attack. I forget which.

[Samandmax221]

I'm supprised that setion is still alive. Yhe constant running of his mouth should have eaten throuhg his skull now.

[Zanadu]

Being dead just makes him harder to find!

Muwhahahaha... *cough*... yeah....

[mercatfat]

In a similar turn, this thread being well past dead should have made it a pain in the ass to find.

2 posts in and you're already marked. Damn.

[Setion]

Hrmm...what is that smell...it's not turkey...it must be BACON!!!

I didn't know you guys had ****ing evaluation periods....

****! Hah! Wait! I was being too specific. I get it now!!!! I think this will all roll under in a few days.

Smell..changing...that's not bacon...that's FISH!

P.S. Zanadu, if that limp is getting to you I suggest P-H.

[Zanadu]

I would like to ask you a serious question Setion:

Are you a moron?

And another quick question too:

And do you look for new posters to go AWOL on?



I thought I would enjoy posting on a Sam and Max board, ya know, just to talk to people with a same interest as me.

I guess you always get those kind of people anywhere ya go...

I am just whole heartedly supprised you have not been banned yet.


PS, Oh yeah mercatfat, if ya didn't get that PM sorry about posting on a dead topic, it showed up on my "last 30 day" thing...

I assumed it was reletivally recent...

[Setion]

Hahaha, I was defending you there hot shot.

[SyntheticGerbil]

IjustrealizedthatMercatfathasaboldednamenow,soIgue ssI'mnotsupposedtolikehimanymore.

Thread is open. Do what you will or not.

[Zoom Rabbit]

Okay, then.

*(Pees on the wall.)*

*(Sleeps with everyone's sisters.)*

*(Hacks the DOD net and re-targets all of the US's nuclear missiles at Euro Disneyland.)*

Gerbil, some day you too will suffer the public shame of a highlighted name. :D Oh, yes...

[Setion]

You couldn't hack your way into your own e-mail account.

[Jester]

But now he'll never get back to the good people at the member enlargement network.

I guess he'll just have to keep posting in compensation.

[Zoom Rabbit]

It's wonderful to feel so welcome...

*(Uses secret top-level code that highlights Setion's name a bright pink and Jesters a vibrant purple only on the screens of people cool enough to see it.)*

You guys can be cool ahead of time. :max:

[Jester]

It's not a muscle to be grown. Just let it go.

[SyntheticGerbil]

So here I am somehow watching TV, Women's Entertainment nonetheless, (my god) looking at this blonde chick, waiting for a bra scene.

Then I'm also doing this forum and laughing at diditoc mts

Then I go to school next and this guy will talk about indie rock and this girl will say "Hey Sean Lane I need a high five."

Life could be much better if I were Cheech Marin. Oh sh it.

[YoYo Ninja Girl]

Hey, I'm new too. See you around. :)

[SyntheticGerbil]

What?

Stop hitting on me.

[Skinkie]

No, your not gonna be seeing him around, that hello thing is the only thing he ever posted.... then we ate him.

[Bobo Donkey™]

Originally posted by SyntheticGerbil
Life could be much better if I were Cheech Marin. Oh ****.

Me too