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whitedragon
04-06-2003, 10:52 PM
keep in mind that this is beta version so the spelling and grammer and puncuation is all missing. my final version will probley be on darth groovys web site


"that phantom guy" a white dragon movie spoof

*you all know i hate the prologue*

qui-gon: hey little guy tell them were here

captian: yeah yeah yeah. with no due respect we want to get on bord

nute: ok just as long as you dont sell us anything

obi-wan: shoot

*they get on bord*

obi-wan: i have a bad feeling abo_

qui-gon: SHUT UP if you finish that over used line you will die

obi-wan: sheesh touchy

nute: oh damn their jedi.

other fish guy: yeah but i hear they are kindof dumb

nute: yes but i hear they are l33t H4X0Rs

*they shudder*

nute: kill them

*ship with the little guy gets blasted*

qui-gon: whats that gas comeing out of the floor

obi-wan: i dont know

qui-gon: obi-wan did you fart again

obi-wan: no i did not

battle droid commander: T@KE tHEm OUT c0rpR@l W1LL c0V3R J00

battle droid: 1m G0NN4 9et 8L4S+ED 4r3N+ I

*white dragon would like to express his appoligys at the use of l33t language. if any n00bs are cofused please contact white dragon july 15 2025*

*obi and qui-gon kick major droid butt and get lost in the cargo bay*

qui-gon: this is the last time i take a job for valorim

obi-wan: you were right about one thing master. the negotiations were short

qui-gon: *under his breath* why you smart little...

*scene goes to naboo*

palpatien: hello..hello.. is this thing on *crackle fizz*

the old guy: a communications disruption can only mean one thing. invasion!

amidala: or i could mean that something is stuck in the radar or that the repair men had to shut it down or an airplane could be going by or..

the old guy: anyway where are those fricken jedi

*qui-gon finds jar jar (much to his disgust)*

*white dragon would like to appoligise for the use of jar jar binks. hes in the movie so to bad for you.
for those of you who are happy to see him please send your name, address and what time you go to bed to white dragon
because he would like to kill you...did i just say that out loud*

qui-gon: you almost got us killed you dumbass

jar jar: i spek

qui-gon: very badly i mite add

jar jar: meesa your humble servent

qui-gon: that wont be nessasary

jar jar: yessa it is. demanded by da gods it is

qui-gon: mabey you dident hear me it isent nessasary

jar jar: yessa it is

qui-gon: no it isent

jar jar: yessa it is

qui-gon: *waves hand* no it isent

jar jar: yessa it is

qui-gon: ARG why isent it working! IT ISENT NESSASARY

jar jar: messa thinkin you dont like messa very much

qui-gon: nosa i do n_ARG now im doing it

obi-wan: what this

qui-gon: i dont know but he wont leave me alone

obi-wan: lets make like a chicken and cluck

qui-gon: that makes no sense

jar jar: exqueese me

obi-wan: there's no excuse for you

jar jar: the mostest safeest place would be gunga city

qui-gon: good lets go

jar jar: but wessa cant be goin there

obi-wan: THEN WHY DID YOU BRING IT UP

qui-gon: lets go there

jar jar: yessa master

obi-wan: he mite not be too bad after all...why do i have the feeling that im going to regret saying that

*they go under water to the gungan city*

qui-gon: we have come to sample your variaty of wine and cheese

boss nass: yousa cannot bees here. dis army of makaneeks up dar is you we saw

obi-wan: pardon me

boss nass: yousa must getsa da hell outs of heres. i give yousa an bongo

qui-gon: im pretty good with bongos thanks. come on obi-wan lets have a jam session

*they get to theed and nute talks to the queen*

nute: just sign the treaty and you can have your planet back

amidala: i read fine print you know

nute: shoot. commander process them

droid commander: WH@T 1$ TH4t $uPpo5ED +O Me4N

nute: i dont know, its in the script

*they are about to get processed "whatever that means" when obi-wan and qui-gon save the day "yippe"*

qui-gon: we need to get going

padme: we are brave

qui-gon: by the way what do you hand maidens do

amidala: they follow me around and do nothing

qui-gon: does that get annoying

amidala: you have no idea

*they talk to the droid guarding the ship. and qui-gon tryes to trick the droid*

qui-gon: yeee haw you craza droid lookin tingy. wees be goin to how ya say corooscant

droid guard: i H4V3 no FR1Ck3n iDE@ wH@+ y0UR 54Y1N9. Bl45+ TH3M

*the droids loose and the heros get away to get blasted some more. r2 saves the day...again*

pilot: the hyper drive is leaking

obi-wan: really? whats it leaking?

pilot: hyperdrive.

obi-wan: the hyperdrive is leaking hyperdrive?

pilot: yes

obi-wan: who hired this guy

amidala: not me

obi-wan: lets go to tatooien

that security cheaf guy whose name i dont remember: its full of gangsters

qui-gon: thats good because ive been working on my gangster voice...you dirty rat you kill my brotha

obi-wan: master im so ashamed

*nute talks to sidious*

sidious: is it more bad news. gosh i cant stand more bad news. mabey if you tell it to me like good news it wont seem so bad

*nute starts laughing hysterically*

nute: HA HA HA HA HA we were takeing the ha the queen to be processed when ha ha ha some jedi came and they got away in a ship ha ha ha.
i mean they kicked the crap out of my droids HA HA HA

sidious: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!!! THIS IS SERIOUS!!! maul go and find them!

maul:.........ok

*back to our heros*

that security cheaf guy whose name i dont remember: this extreamly badly put to gether droid saved us

r2: you arent so pretty yourself jerk

amidala: clean it up to show it our gratitude

r2: ide much rather like a beer

*padme cleans up r2*

r2: are we going to get beer

padme: your such a cute alcoholic robot

jar jar: whosa are yousa

padme: your a gungan? man they really are as stupid as people say

jar jar: can meesa help

padme: your the last person ide put incharge of anything...i know i will feel dumb for saying that later

*they get to tatooien*

qui-gon: meanwhile charly and his men speed twards capones hideout

all: shut up!

padme: i want to come too

qui-gon: great i wont seem like a gangster if i get stuck babysitting

padme: you know i could have you killed

*they get to wattos*

qui-gon: i need parts

watto: do you have money

qui-gon: no...DARNIT! i always get that part wrong

anakin: are you an angel

padme: thats a really bad pickup line

anakin: its all ive got

*white dragon would like to appoligise for anakins bad acting. he looked the part*

qui-gon: lets go

padme: where

qui-gon: how the heck should i know

anakin: come with me

padme: great its the bad pick up line boy

*they get to anakins house and meet shmi*

qui-gon: your son was kind enough to offer us shelter...he actually seemed quite obsessed about it.

shmi: yeah he dose that alot

anakin: come on angel lady ill show you my droid

padme: so long as thats all youll show me

*c3po gets switched on "if youll excuse my poor choice of words"*

padme: hes perfect

3po: where is everybody

padme: i retract my last statement.

anakin: why whats wrong

padme: well hes kindof

*she bends her wrist*

padme: you know

r2: in other words HES A FAG!!

*white dragon would like to appologise for the bashing of gay robots but he likes to bash gay robots. the freaky robots. DIE!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA...where was i?*

r2: and hes naked. i have to poke out my video receptor now.

*white dragon would like to appoligise for the showing of a nude gay robot. COVER YOUR EYES CHILDREN!! RUN AWAY!!!*

*obi-wan gets a call from the old guy*

the old guy: it is catastrophic. they have taken away our DVD players

amidala: those monsters.

obi-wan: its a trick

*obi talks to qui*

obi-wan: what if it is true and the people are bored

qui-gon: then they can read a book. you hear that children get off the damn computer and quit reading this morons spoof. go play outside

white dragon: i take that rather personally you know.

*maul gets a talk from sidious*

maul: ill get those jedi. and i will exact revenge

sidious: what did they do to you

maul.............................uh

sidious: nevermind

*qui and them is haveing dinner. qui impails jar jars toung with a fork on the table so he'll stop doing that stupid toung thing*

anakin: anyway has anyone seen a pod race

qui-gon: no

anakin: im the only human who can do it

qui-gon: good for you

anakin: there are alot of mean guys who race

qui-gon: ill bet there are

anakin: i built that fastest pod ever

qui-gon: ill bet you did

anakin: want me to show you

qui-gon: want to risk your life and limb for me and my crew so we can get away from here and not share any of the spoils

anakin: sure

qui-gon: your not very bright are you anakin

shmi: do i get a say in this

anakin, qui-gon: NO

*they go to smellys...i mean wattos*

watto: you want to sponcer him in da race.

qui-gon: you can have my ship if you win and alot of money.

watto: what is this a trick

*shmi talks to qui-gon*

qui-gon: who was his father

shmi: there was no father

qui-gon: OH COME ON! there had to be at least one time.

shmi: well uh

*anakin works on pod*

anakin: hey stupid long eard guy dont get your hand stuck in the energy thingy

jar jar: wonder whats would happen if meesa toung got stuck

anakin: great now hes 10 times more annoying

*anakin gets pod started*

anakin: ITS WORKING, ITS WORKING

qui-gon: SHUT UP! its not that big a deal

*some how anakin got cut*

qui-gon: im checking your blood for infections.

anakin: thats kindof over kill isent it

shmi: anakin get to bed

qui-gon: listen to your mother ani

*anakin goes to bed*

qui-gon: obi-wan check anakins blood for doohickeys

obi-wan: for what. do you mean mediclorians

qui-gon: yeah that thing that makes the force

obi-wan: anakins got a ton of um

qui-gon: are you happey now

qui-gon: i tryed my best

*maul sends out the sith probe droids*

maul: go get um boys

probe droids: yes sir

*the race is aboot to begin and subulba pulls a mean trick on anakins pod "the jerk"*

race: VROOOOOOOM

*anakin wins*

shmi: you have brought hope to those who have none.

anakin: all i did was win a race

*qui gets the parts*

qui-gon: im going back for unfinished busness

obi-wan: why do i have the feeling that weve picked up another pathetic life form

qui-gon: your feelings serve you well obi-wan

*qui tells anakin he freed him*

qui-gon: your freed

anakin: what about mom

qui-gon: nope sorry

anakin: shucks

shmi: bye

anakin: will i ever see you again

shmi: what does your heart tell you

anakin: it tells me that i will abandon every principle i hold dear, that i will betray those closest to me, that i will decend upon the galaxy like a plague, destroying worlds and people , THAT I WILL CRUSH CRUSH!!! HA HA HA HA HA !!!

*shmi is gone*

anakin: mom?...stupid heart. always telling me the dumbest stuff

*probe goes to maul*

probe: i found them.

maul: exelent. you get an otter pop for your hard work

probe: yeehoo

*anakin and qui are almost at the ship. "keep goin"*

anakin: wait im tierd

qui-gon: anakin drop

anakin: what? why?

*mauls speeder hits ani in the head*

anakin: oh thats why

*the lightsaber fight we were all waiting for was dissapointingly short*

obi-wan: wow qui-gon you sure did get owned

qui-gon: shut up obi-wan

obi-wan: so this is the pathetic life form you spoke of

qui-gon: yup thats him

*nute talks to the old guy*

nute: how do ya feel

the old guy: you suck

nute: take him away

droid: M0vE 9R4MP5

*old guy takes out a cane and hits the droid*

droid:........0UcH

*padme checks the answering machine*

old guy: they have taken away our DVD players

padme: those fiends

anakin: come to give me a good night kiss

padme: HA!

anakin: well it was worth a try

*the pilot is narrateing*

pilot: coruscant the entire planet is one big city. and if you look to your left you will see the left wing

all: oooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaa

pilot: and if you look out the right you will see...

obi-wan: THERES A MAN ON THE WING OF THIS PLANE....wait...sorry false alarm. it was just a clown

*they meet palpatien and valorim*

valorim: yo

palpatien: hello queen. masters jedi and other people i dont know

all: yo

qui-gon: we need to see jedi

valorim: okey-dokey

*palaptien talks to the queen*

palpatien: make me the chanselor

amidala: but valorims been our strongest supporter

palpatien: face it the mans a moron. he makes one word sentences

amidala:...ok but only because you dont look evil

*qui talks to council*

qui-gon: hey guys i found the chosen one so mace lost the bet. wheres my quarter mace

mace windu: hold on mutha ****** are you sure this is the real chosen one

qui-gon: im pretty sure

mace windu: bring the mutha ****** before us

*anakin trys to talk to padme*

anakin: let me in

*amidala sees senate*

palpatien: naboo has been taken over by the trade federation

valorim: sorry

palpatien: here to say exactly what i said in a diffrent way is queen amidala

amidala: *ehem* ditto

nemoidean ambassidor: this is incredable i demand..

amidala: shut up who asked you and valorim YOU SUCK

valorim: bad

valorim: very

valorim: bad

*white dragon would like to appoligise for valorim makeing an ass out of himself...but it is pretty funney*

*anakin goes before the council*

anakin: a ship...a cup...a speeder...

*anakins eyes open wide*

anakin: you guys are sick

yoda: how feel you

anakin: queesy now that you shown me that picture

mace windu: i fear that we have gotten off subject

yoda: FEAR!?

mace windu: oh boy

yoda: fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to crying, crying leads to tears, tears lead to tissues...

*two hours later*

yoda: hunger leads to stake, stake leads to parsly...i sence much parsly in you

anakin:.....i hate you

*jar jar talks to amidala*

jar jar: yousa tinkin yousa peoples gonna die

amidala: theyll die eventually

jar jar: weesa gungan no die weesa gots grand armys dats why yousa no liken us meesa tinks

amidala: no i hate you because you sound like a retarded jive talker.

jar jar: but...

amidala: SHUSH

palpatien: guess what i get to be...

amidala: yeah yeah fine fine i got to go

palpatien: well ok

*amidala walks out of the room*

palpatien: im so missunderstood

*ani qui and obi see jedi*

qui-gon: is he to be trained

mace windu: hell naw

qui-gon: you suck mace the only reason your saying that is because you dont want to loose the bet. fine ill train the little guy

obi-wan: HEY WHAT ABOUT ME

qui-gon: shut up obi-wan

yoda: fine fine just get him out of here

*they prepair to fly away "boy im getting tierd of describing these scenes"*

anakin: master sir what are mediclorians

qui-gon: get in the ship ani

anakin: but...

qui-gon: get in the ship

*blah blah blah sidious, nute blah*

sidious: im sending maul. you may not like it but to bad. i have the power you see HE HA HA HA HA HA HA ha ha ha...ha...ha...woo *ehem* i have to go to the bathroom

nute:....i hate you

*3 weeks after spoof deadline*

qui-gon: when the hell are we going to finish this

obi-wan: where the hell is he

*inside white dragons apartment we find him playing DBZ budokai (his real name is ian if you dident know)*

ian: KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAAAAAA

*ians friend jason comes in*

jason: hey ian the front door was unlocked so i just let my se_ oh my God

ian: WOLF FANG FIST

jason: dude have you been playing this for 3 weeks straight

ian: FINAL FLASH

jason: have you even checked your email

ian: SPIRIT BOMB

jason: hello

ian: uh...PUNCH

jason: LISTEN TO ME WILL YA

ian: quiet man! i have to beat one more guy before i get HURCULE!

*ians other friend allison comes in*

allison: dont worry jason this is a simple problem

*allison unplugs the PS2*

allison: there we go

jason: what now

allison: eather he will go insane and kill us both or slip into a gamers coma

*"a gamers coma is when the gamer has sufferd a tramatic experience during the game and just stares at the tv untill he snaps out of it" ian slips into a coma*

jason: tell me before you do something like that

allison: ok now im going to hit him in the head with a baseball bat

jason: uh

allison: HAAIIIII YAAAAA

ian: *WHAP* take that freeza...huh oh hi guys

jason: do you know what day it is

ian: is this a trick question

allison: ITS SUNDAY YOU MORON

ian: ohhhhhhhh damn

allison: yup

jason: qui-gon is going to kill you

ian: ha ha ha you fool no one can touch me i am a SUPER SAIYAN.

jason: you dident hit him hard enough

ian: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa...wait my hair is the same. shoot i used up too much energy fighting cell.

allison: ide rather leave him like this. its pretty funney

ian: im off

*ian falls off second story of the apartment*

ian: i cant fly eather. i used up more energy that i thought

jason: there goes another of my friends treks across the line of human saneity

allison: think of it this way, at least it wasent yu-gi-oh

jason: dont even joke about that

ian: wheres vageta when you need him

*back to the story*

ian: hi guys sorry about the delay

qui-gon: ITS BEEN ALMOST A MONTH SENCE YOUVE EVEN LOOKED AT THIS SORRY EXCUSE OF A PARODY

ian: come any closer and ill kamehameha your ass

qui-gon: im going to kill you once this spoof is over

*ian wispers in mauls ear*

ian: do you think i should tell him that he is going to die at the end

maul: thats a dumb question ofcorse you shouldent tell him

*back to the story for real this time*

goku: ITS OVER FREEZA!!!

*sorry had the wrong movie in the tape player*

that security chief guy whose name i cant remember: once we land the viceroy will capture you and force you to sign that thing (gosh i need to read the script)

amidala: good i hate waiting. jar jar!

jar jar: meesa you magisty

amidala: no the other jar jar binks.

other jar jar: meesa you magisty

amidala: you gungans dont understand sarcasm well do you.

obi-wan: where the hell did that other jar jar come from

all: IAN!!!

ian: dammit allison quit messing up my spoof

*they land*

obi-wan: jar jar is on his way to talk to the retards. i mean gungans

qui-gon: i know

obi-wan: im sorry i acted really badly back there at the jedi temple. i am glad that you think im ready for the trials

qui-gon: you are a great apprentice obi-wan. i forsee that you will become a great jedi

vageta: aww you guys are great. im gald you finnally made up come here give me a hug. well see ya freeza wont kill himself you know

obi-wan: what in the blue f_

qui-gon: itll go away if we just ignore it

*jar jar says that gungans arent there so everyone goes to the sacrid place*

boss nass: jar jar binks whosen osen odars

jar jar: meesa a gungan and even meesa dont understand yousa

padme: im the queen

all: *gasp*

anakin: yes i get to be a king

padme: you guys seem to be haveing alot of fun just sitting on rocks but if you not busy
do you think that mabey you could um i dont know help us kill the bad droids. if your not busy

boss nass: HA HA HA HA HA. yousa no tinking yosa betsa dan da goongans. he he he meeeeeesa like a dis. mabey wesa been friends

padme: is it a custome to spit all over your guests

*nute and maul talk to sidious*

nute: the queen has come back

sidious: interesting hmmmmmm maul kill them

maul: how original

nute: your telling me. this guy cant even use a line from a good movie

maul: you wont beleave this. one time he actually tryed that but ended up messing it up

nute: what movie

maul: "plan 9 from outer space"

sidious: uh guys im still on

nute: i have a good story of when he actually tryed to a line from terminator 2 on a prisoner, but the prisoner just laughed at him

sidious: ill be back

maul, nute: ha ha ha

*talking about that battle plan*

obi-wan: what do you think is our best plan

qui-gon: i know lets hit them with out lightsabers untill they die

obi-wan: GENIUS!!

padme: guys uh...nevermind

boss nass: jar jar yousen bringen da naboos to makanikes bombad general

jar jar: general?

anakin: i have no idea what that guy just said but it sounded good

*nute talks to sidious again*

nute: alot of retards uh i mean gungans are trying to storm the city

sidious: wipe them out...all of them

nute: wow that was good youve really improved on your evil taunts

sidious: you really thinks so

nute: no

*the gungans march toward droid army*

jar jar: so it begins

*white dragon would like to appoligise for not haveing enough money to cover the gungan battle or space battle. i dont think any one will complain though*

*battle begins in hanger*

padme: get to your ships

obi-wan: this plan is working really well

anakin: bezow bezow bezow

r2: moron dosent even have a gun

anakin: come on r2 use your imagenation

*maul enters*

ian: ba baaaaaaaa. ba ba baaaaaaa. ba baaaaaa. ba ba baaaaaaaaa. de de dedede de de dedede de de dedede de de dedede. do do do do do de de de de. do_

all: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING.

ian: uh ha ha we dident have enough money for music eather

qui-gon: do we have enough money for sound effects

ian: well most of them

qui-gon: what did you spend the money on.

ian: well music and sound effects turned into video games...uh magicly

qui-gon: you dumb *BEEP*...oh so we have enough money for *BEEP* censors!

ian: there could be kids watching

maul: ehem

qui-gon: uh what was my line. oh yeah. will handel this

padme: uh are you sure this guy looks pretty scary.

*cool lightsaber battle begins. then obi qui and maul get stuck inside a forcefield room that has absolutely no busness being there and is just there for the fight*

qui-gon: hold it

ian: what

qui-gon: your not even going to describe the lightsaber battle

ian: no

qui-gon: thats it i had it. i refuse to be in episode 2

ian: uh maul thats your que

*maul stabs qui*

obi-wan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

maul: hes only acting

*obi chops maul in half*

obi-wan: qui-gon no

qui-gon: train the boy for he is the chosen one

obi-wan: uh ok

qui-gon: come close obi-wan. my favorite color is red and my favorite band is the beatles. i will write their next song but i probly wont because i am dieing

ian: the beatles broke up

qui-gon: well at least they have those little motor boats at disney land

ian: actually

qui-gon: NOOOO NOT THE BOATS *croke*

obi-wan: you just had to open your big mouth

ian: well im going to read some garfield

*at qui-gons funeral*

ian: ha garfield kicks odie off the table again. where do they come up with this stuff

yoda: shot down again john was hmmm

mace windu: by the way mutha ****** why did you just decide to show up at the end of the spoof.

ian: well it was almost done and i decided to make a guest appearence.

mace windu: we actually could have used you at the begining

ian: by the way mace dident you owe qui a quarter

mace windu: not any more mutha ******, not any more

*obi-wan talks to yoda at jedi council*

yoda: you cant train anakin

obi-wan: qui-gon beleaved in him

yoda: what the hell does qui-gon know

obi-wan: i will train him with or without the councils_

ian: HEY GUYS

obi-wan: OH FOR THE LOVE OF_

ian: im haveing a party at my place to play DBZ budokai. you want to come

yoda: hell yes

obi-wan: as long as we can finish this dumb parody

*at the victory celebration*

boss nass: where isa everyones

*now a message from your friendly naborhood whitedragon*

ian: hey kids. you know whenever i am fighting a battle with cell and i get winded i usually reach for a nice cool dr. pepper

jason: unlike those other drinks that have contests that are rigged, dr. pepper usually just dosent do anything.

allison: thats right jason. i havent seen a dr. pepper comercial for 10 years and yet still everyone i know drinks it and loves it

ian: rember its just what the doctor orderd. dr. pepper

allison: lets play some DBZ

jason: i call goku

allison: dammit jason!

ian: great, now i have to finish the matrix spoof.

Reborn Outcast
04-06-2003, 11:09 PM
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mace windu: i fear that we have gotten off subject

yoda: FEAR!?

mace windu: oh boy

yoda: fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to crying, crying leads to tears, tears lead to tissues...

*two hours later*

yoda: hunger leads to stake, stake leads to parsly...i sence much parsly in you

anakin:.....i hate you


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OMG that was so funny. HAHAHAHA

-=DarkZero=-
04-06-2003, 11:46 PM
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OMG that was so funny. HAHAHAHA ROFLMFAO OMFG
LMAO. qui-gon: whats that gas comeing out of the floor

obi-wan: i dont know

qui-gon: obi-wan did you fart again

obi-wan: no i did not

Lmao this was great too

pilot: the hyper drive is leaking

obi-wan: really? whats it leaking?

pilot: hyperdrive.

obi-wan: the hyperdrive is leaking hyperdrive?

pilot: yes

obi-wan: who hired this guy

amidala: not me

obi-wan: lets go to tatooien

This was pretty funny also >.>
nute: just sign the treaty and you can have your planet back

amidala: i read fine print you know

nute: shoot. commander process them

droid commander: WH@T 1$ TH4t $uPpo5ED +O Me4N

nute: i dont know, its in the script

rofl and this too

ET Warrior
04-07-2003, 12:15 AM
That was funny.........so many spelling errors my head hurts..but funny ;)

.:Solusar:.
04-07-2003, 02:26 AM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
That was funny.........so many spelling errors my head hurts..but funny ;)

Yea he said there were because its his beta somthing.. but i do have to admit that was hilarious! :D :thumbsup: :giggle1: :giggle1:

Silent_Thunder
04-07-2003, 02:53 AM
"You really got owned master" (or whatever obi wan said) LOL!!!

Funny stuff :). But I think it would've been even better if you made the whole story in the context of the fictional universe it took place in. Personally, I think it's not as funny when the narrator steps into the story.. just my opinion though.

Still, pretty darn funny :).

nova_wolf
04-07-2003, 05:12 AM
See - I was right when I called you a LEGEND whitedragon!

Are these all available somewhere in one place? If not, could I be the one to host them on my humble site?

They deserve to be viewed by all.....

Hell - send them to Lucas Arts - maybe they would put them some where. Atleast theForce.net would....

Keep it up!

mima kake
04-07-2003, 05:21 AM
NIce work Dragon.
You made Mima LOL for a few moments.
Thanx for sharing your work.:thumbsup:

Sam Fisher
04-07-2003, 08:37 AM
That was great:D

Eldritch
04-07-2003, 09:32 AM
If you fixed up the spelling, took out all the shorthand and unnecessary bits where you injected yourself and your alter-ego, Ian (especially that bit where you were playing DBZ for a month) it'd be a bit easier to read.
After the first 2 minutes I had enough of deciphering what you were actually trying to say and just skimmed through the rest of it.
Some bits were quite funny - but if it's a pain to read it, it's tough to finish. Great job overall, though. :thmbup1:

P.S. - I laughed pretty hard when Boss Nass said, "Yousa needs to gets the hells outta heres." Not sure why, but it was funny. :lol:

ckcsaber
04-07-2003, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by Eldritch
[B]If you fixed up the spelling, took out all the shorthand and unnecessary bits where you injected yourself and your alter-ego, Ian (especially that bit where you were playing DBZ for a month) it'd be a bit easier to read.


:disaprove NO, that is the heart and soul of all of whitedragon's spoofs!

Good job whitedragon!

Clemme w/Stick
04-07-2003, 10:56 AM
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

Heres my fav. part:

race: VROOOOOOOM

that was the best part about the spoof :D!

-Clemme

-=DarkZero=-
04-07-2003, 11:08 AM
Roflmfao
I just read it the 4th time and i cant stop laughing,ah the retards,i mean gungans

Skate Boy
04-07-2003, 01:21 PM
I don't normally read these things, but since you asked nicely, I did. It's dang funny!

Jared
04-07-2003, 01:28 PM
^_^

heheh, Let me guess you have alot of free time on your hands.

ET Warrior
04-07-2003, 01:28 PM
sidious: is it more bad news. gosh i cant stand more bad news. mabey if you tell it to me like good news it wont seem so bad

*nute starts laughing hysterically*

nute: HA HA HA HA HA we were takeing the ha the queen to be processed when ha ha ha some jedi came and they got away in a ship ha ha ha.
i mean they kicked the crap out of my droids HA HA HA

sidious: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!!! THIS IS SERIOUS!!! maul go and find them!


Men in tights, a Classic!!!

whitedragon
04-07-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by nova_wolf
See - I was right when I called you a LEGEND whitedragon!

Are these all available somewhere in one place? If not, could I be the one to host them on my humble site?

They deserve to be viewed by all.....

Hell - send them to Lucas Arts - maybe they would put them some where. Atleast theForce.net would....

Keep it up!

shucks was it really that good :animelol: darth groovy is hosting them on his site but ide love if you would host it as well. and i think i will send it to one of thise sites. i hope they will accept them

Originally posted by Eldritch
If you fixed up the spelling, took out all the shorthand and unnecessary bits where you injected yourself and your alter-ego, Ian (especially that bit where you were playing DBZ for a month) it'd be a bit easier to read.


the spelling and grammer i left out because i usually just do a rough draft before i correct everything. and the part about me playing DBZ and not looking at the spoof for almost a month is true. i would usually think "man i really shoud finish that spoof, but i also want to get that new secret character" i did that for 3 weeks untill my best friend allison and jason made me get in the mood to finish it. they even help me out with it. if other people find it confusing then i will take it out, but it was more fun to write with me and my friends makeing a guest appearence :D

Originally posted by TK-421
^_^

heheh, Let me guess you have alot of free time on your hands.

yes actually i do

Captain Wilson
04-12-2003, 08:04 PM
very funny, true genius. hell they should have done that instead of the movie they made :laughing:

topshot
04-12-2003, 08:59 PM
Someone should make a mod of your spoofs and convert them to JO! It'd be really funny then to see the characters, along with your own, say and act out all that stuff!

whitedragon
04-12-2003, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by topshot
Someone should make a mod of your spoofs and convert them to JO! It'd be really funny then to see the characters, along with your own, say and act out all that stuff!
boy that would be nice *sigh* if only i could do that myself

coupes.
04-12-2003, 10:07 PM
this took me forever to read, i can't imagine how long it tokk to write...

Very good work whitedragon, this stuff is pretty funny.

Matt-Liell
04-12-2003, 10:43 PM
I never read these things but you are one of my friends here whitedragon and I must say it was hilarious! I actually laughed aloud! Lol! Pretty long though.:p

topshot
04-12-2003, 10:49 PM
originally posted by whitedragon
boy that would be nice *sigh* if only i could do that myself.


I know what you mean, man. :(


Tried making skins myself, and I just couldn't get it. Tried lots of tutorials and couldn't understand them. So I just quit, but never stopped painting over the models. That seemed to be the best thing I could do. Next time, if I were to come up with a skin idea, I should just get some help. I feel so ashamed of myself for saying that now...........:cry7:

whitedragon
04-12-2003, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by .:CoupeS:.
this took me forever to read, i can't imagine how long it tokk to write...


a month give or take a week. it would have taken me less time but i only have the phantom menace on vhs, my vcr is on the first floor and my computer is on the second floor. so i got my excercise and wrote my spoof at the same time :p

Originally posted by Matt-Liell
I never read these things but you are one of my friends here whitedragon and I must say it was hilarious! I actually laughed aloud! Lol! Pretty long though.:p

well i try to keep it as short as possable but thanks for reading it, that means alot to me and im not kidding it dose :D

.:Solusar:.
04-13-2003, 12:43 AM
:rofl: :rofl:
After reading that for the second time i laughed even harder. Especially when obi wan told his own master that he was owned. LoL. That is a classic! Good Job!

The_true_lynk
04-13-2003, 01:33 PM
That was really funny! :lol:

yangyan
04-15-2003, 01:56 AM
Go whitedragon. I love ur spoofs. Their so funy

Agen
04-15-2003, 09:33 AM
ROFL


pilot: the hyper drive is leaking

obi-wan: really? whats it leaking?

pilot: hyperdrive.

obi-wan: the hyperdrive is leaking hyperdrive?

pilot: yes

obi-wan: who hired this guy


Possibly the best bit in the spoof lol.


: great its the bad pick up line boy

*they get to anakins house and meet shmi*

qui-gon: your son was kind enough to offer us shelter...he actually seemed quite obsessed about it.

shmi: yeah he dose that alot

anakin: come on angel lady ill show you my droid

padme: so long as thats all youll show me

*c3po gets switched on "if youll excuse my poor choice of words"*

padme: hes perfect

3po: where is everybody

padme: i retract my last statement.

anakin: why whats wrong

padme: well hes kindof

*she bends her wrist*

padme: you know

r2: in other words HES A FAG!!

*white dragon would like to appologise for the bashing of gay robots but he likes to bash gay robots. the freaky robots. DIE!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA...where was i?*

r2: and hes naked. i have to poke out my video receptor now.

*white dragon would like to appoligise for the showing of a nude gay robot. COVER YOUR EYES CHILDREN!! RUN AWAY!!!*




HAHAHA brilliance

Eldritch
04-15-2003, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by whitedragon
the spelling and grammer i left out because i usually just do a rough draft before i correct everything. and the part about me playing DBZ and not looking at the spoof for almost a month is true. i would usually think "man i really shoud finish that spoof, but i also want to get that new secret character" i did that for 3 weeks untill my best friend allison and jason made me get in the mood to finish it. they even help me out with it. if other people find it confusing then i will take it out, but it was more fun to write with me and my friends makeing a guest appearence :D
It may be true, and it may be more fun, but I just don't see what a guest appearance by your friends and what you were doing instead of writing has to do with a spoof of Ep1? :confused:

ZBomber
04-15-2003, 09:01 PM
:rofl:
Another great spoof by White. ;)

Lunatic Jedi
04-16-2003, 12:38 AM
AAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

CAN'T... STOP... LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!! AAAAGH! MY LUNGS!!! MUST STOP LAUGHING!! GAH! CAN'T STOP!!!!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA!!!

*Asphyxiates and dies*

Redwing
04-17-2003, 06:36 AM
LOL!!!!!!

Use caps dammit! :D

darthweaver
04-17-2003, 10:36 AM
obi wan telling qui gon he was owned was class. can someone post a link to the site with the other parodies. Maybe you should try harry potter or something next, theres so many opporunities for quality jokes

whitedragon
04-17-2003, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Redwing
LOL!!!!!!

Use caps dammit! :D

DAMN YOU AND YOUR CAPITAL LETTERS!!! DAMN THEM I SAY :p :D

Originally posted by darthweaver
obi wan telling qui gon he was owned was class. can someone post a link to the site with the other parodies. Maybe you should try harry potter or something next, theres so many opporunities for quality jokes
www.themanipulation.com and currently im working on the matrix but i will probley do a potter spoof

Echuu Shen-Jon
04-28-2003, 02:42 PM
:rofl: You nearly got me killed! :D Though the Ian-Allison-Jason part was, not-so-funny! But, very, very, very , very good spoof!

Yom
04-28-2003, 04:18 PM
Man that is great. i read it a while back and never got a chance to post. But man i love how u brought DBZ in to it. ~cant stop laughing~

Yom

Father Torque
04-28-2003, 07:36 PM
whitedragon, you have created another masterpiece. It's great. Can you send me your version of the Matrix spoof and ill send you mine in a day or so. You should start a spoof group that will make different spoofs for everyone to enjoy. Hey you could even start spoof school. Yeah that would be cool. You teach people how to make the cool spoofs.:) What do ya think im gonna make a thread about it.

whitedragon
04-29-2003, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by Father Torque
whitedragon, you have created another masterpiece. It's great. Can you send me your version of the Matrix spoof and ill send you mine in a day or so. You should start a spoof group that will make different spoofs for everyone to enjoy. Hey you could even start spoof school. Yeah that would be cool. You teach people how to make the cool spoofs.:) What do ya think im gonna make a thread about it.
cool idea! i never thought of partnering up with anyone but if you want to do it im all for it :D

nova_wolf
04-29-2003, 01:15 PM
Cool - a collaboration!

Keep me in mind for hosting still wont you guys!

Sites gonna get a mke over in next few weeks with any luck.