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Lost Welshman
04-07-2003, 04:53 PM
In this world of online Insanity I think it is only fair that you have a trademark weapon. Some are more well known than others, but lets just see what you all use.

Lost's Trademark Weapon ' Lost's Scythe '

whitedragon
04-07-2003, 05:06 PM
my trademark wepon is "my freaking fists"
but really im a fist fighter and i would never use wepons in a fight

Skate Boy
04-07-2003, 05:08 PM
My weapon is my "Dog Jordi".:D She'll rip you a new one.

Tyrion
04-07-2003, 05:26 PM
Spam Sword +5

Bob Gnarly
04-07-2003, 05:28 PM
cane, super metal with wood and ivory top cane.....

dvader28
04-07-2003, 05:29 PM
a silver desert eagle...those babies rock :D

mima kake
04-07-2003, 05:31 PM
My light weight feather always do the thrick for me.
I'ts a mighty weapon.

Kain
04-07-2003, 05:31 PM
The Wrath of a Mind's Hell
A double-bladed sword, barbed on the edge with intricate designs on both blades. The runes on opposing ends of the shaft translate into 'Havoc' and 'Malice'.

Lost Welshman
04-07-2003, 05:36 PM
Lol, No offence but I mean't stuff like Ty's Spam Sword +5 and Jedi220's C++ Programming Manual.

Something that is easy to remember, like my Scythe.

ckcsaber
04-07-2003, 05:51 PM
ckcsaber's corstasis ore spear.

Pedantic
04-07-2003, 05:59 PM
Pedantic's MP5K Pellet Gun :)

TheHobGoblin
04-07-2003, 05:59 PM
Well everyone knows mine.....
Okay for the dumb people (j/k) It's pumpkin bombs.
As strong bad says.... BFFH! DOUBLE DUECE

Darth Groovy
04-07-2003, 05:59 PM
My double bladed lightsaber.

Ashes Boomstick (my current mod weapon of choice)
http://www.themanipulation.com/Tboomstick.jpg

And my trusty rubber chicken, (my mod weapon of yore)
http://www.themanipulation.com/sales_training_chicken.jpg

ckcsaber
04-07-2003, 06:05 PM
Evil Dead is awesome.

I wish I had a boomstick of my own:( ..........

nova_wolf
04-07-2003, 06:25 PM
Well, it would have to be the only three pieces of offensive equipment I would ever have on my person:

1 - The Wolfs Saber - a light staff, ion blast blue, specifically designed to split into two sabers to allow in instanteous change of saber style to fit the occassion.

2 - My personalisd DH-LL Blastech pistol with macroscope.

3 - Salem - my trusty canine droid with cortosis based alloy body and teeth.

So I suppose that Salem would be my signature piece of equipment.... Kinda like a Wookie - hard not to know the guy who has just walked in with a cortosis wolf droid with attitude by his side....



Sorry... jnust thought about the K9 films with James Belushi.... Me and Salem doing the bar scene.... :D

Bob Gnarly
04-07-2003, 06:31 PM
Dual Berettas
Kaleshnikov
M16
Auto SHotgun
MP5

and

marble cane

dark jedi 8
04-07-2003, 07:23 PM
lightsaber!
acid edged sword: (like in the movie blade)

but in real life.:) i'd have to say my paintball gun is somewhat formidable.:D

and possibly a 8 guage shotgun, preferabely auto.

wassup
04-07-2003, 10:36 PM
Red lightsaber :saberr:

and a Death Star would be nice too...:deathstar

Pisces
04-07-2003, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by whitedragon
my trademark wepon is "my freaking fists"
but really im a fist fighter and i would never use wepons in a fight

Yep, I must agree with the man.

But in reality, well, since I have to pick my own, a bow and arrows.

Dath Maximus
04-07-2003, 10:44 PM
9 inch adamantium claws are nice.

Loki GM
04-07-2003, 11:05 PM
Duel enforcers and a sword (unreal tournament) :p

other then that Id say my fists

ET Warrior
04-07-2003, 11:15 PM
ET Warrior's book of witty comebacks.....................the most powerful thing in the universe

coolio681
04-07-2003, 11:27 PM
UMBRA from Morrowind;)

El Sitherino
04-08-2003, 12:53 AM
naginata :thumbsup:
http://216.110.164.250/auction/TK-009_withouShealth.jpg

Boba Rhett
04-08-2003, 01:14 AM
Yoink™ Stick, of course. :rhett:

Darth Groovy
04-08-2003, 03:31 AM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
Yoink™ Stick, of course. :rhett:

Bah, show them the picture Rhett, it always speaks volumes when you show them the actual yoinking™ Stick! :D

Boba Rhett
04-08-2003, 03:33 AM
As you wish!

Darth Groovy
04-08-2003, 03:44 AM
There you go! Now tell me that does not look menacing!

Rhett, if you ever need to host any images, just PM me, and I will gladly host them from themanipulation.com. It shall be an honor. :)

-=ReApEr=-
04-08-2003, 03:52 AM
My laser blasters and my grim reapers blade

BigTeddyPaul
04-08-2003, 05:48 AM
The Teddy Love Hug dominates all! MWhahahahaha! Not so much a weapon but it still rules. If push comes to shove give me a nice axe or two so I can make short work of all who oppose.

BigTeddyPaul

leXX
04-08-2003, 06:17 AM
My Katana's... :ninja1:

Kstar__2
04-08-2003, 09:41 AM
my uhhmmmm..........smart brain....:D

or my tongue of death:p <there it is:D

i can talk people away, i don't need weapons:D

Rogue15
04-08-2003, 09:43 AM
sword of shadows.

Darth Groovy
04-08-2003, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by kstar__2


or my tongue of death:p <there it is:D



You know, that just doesn't sound right for some reason...:eyeraise:

Hekx
04-08-2003, 11:36 AM
Well.. I don't really have anything.

A mop and a stick.

I could settle for a rabid, child grappling Ronald McDonald on the edge of sanity.

http://hekx.cjb.net/stuff/EvilRonald.jpg

TiE23
04-08-2003, 11:41 AM
Umm, a HPK5 PDW, sweet sub machine gun!:)

Lost Welshman
04-08-2003, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by RaPEr
my grim reapers blade


Dude, Its not like my cool Scythe. I mean, mine is Deaths Scythe. Its a training one. The Grim Reaper no longer works for the powers that be, now its the ferryman. This was covered in my english exam. If you really want to know the whole story just ask me to post it. It's kinda the Origin of The Lost Welshman.

Anyway, Insane, what happned to your trademark Fish???

*Shows cool Scythe to everyone*

See Reaper, the grim reaper thing is called a scythe, now we are learned citizens!

Rebel_Spy
04-08-2003, 03:48 PM
A peacekeeper standard issue pulse gun!

mima kake
04-08-2003, 04:09 PM
My pen.

http://www.turbosquid.com/Previews/Content_on_4_11_2001_11_20_52%5CBallpoint.pp2_thum bnail1.jpgF9D49520-D4EA-4AF4-9E93C47816811DF8.jpgLarge.jpg

Because the pen is mightyer then....

Wes Marrakesh
04-08-2003, 05:39 PM
Depends on which universe I decide I'm in :p

Ask and I'll tell...

Lost Welshman
04-08-2003, 06:14 PM
Try the universe of REALITY or, Abnormallity,

A Conurbation is a form of discombobulation

El Sitherino
04-08-2003, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
naginata :thumbsup:
http://216.110.164.250/auction/TK-009_withouShealth.jpg he got replaced with my naginata after i got hungry ;P

Pisces
04-08-2003, 07:02 PM
Sweet!

Wes Marrakesh
04-08-2003, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by Lost Welshman
Try the universe of REALITY or, Abnormallity,

A Conurbation is a form of discombobulation

That doesn't help. Reality and abnormality are oxymorons in this case.

Seph
04-08-2003, 10:51 PM
in your own little world

I agree with insane sith I like dem swords!:D (Buster Sword the most though)

In real life if I work for the CIA (witch I don't) 2 Mac-10s baby or a huge sikle

El Sitherino
04-09-2003, 12:05 AM
http://www.boomspeed.com/insanesith/sithwashere.gif
the devastation i caused with my naginata and superpowers ;P

Boba Rhett
04-09-2003, 12:33 AM
*yawn*

ET Warrior
04-09-2003, 12:43 AM
ummm........I think Rhett's damage owned you InsaneSith.........;):p :D

El Sitherino
04-09-2003, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
ummm........I think Rhett's damage owned you InsaneSith.........;):p :D well the masters are always better than the apprentice, right rhett? ;P

Boba Rhett
04-09-2003, 12:48 AM
Oh and then there was this one time... some of you may remember it.

ET Warrior
04-09-2003, 01:06 AM
woah, that yoink stick certainly has more power than I even gave it credit..........astounding......

nova_wolf
04-09-2003, 06:22 AM
Hah! STICKS!

My droid Salem would play FETCH with mystical twig!

Hell! He could probably play Fetch the Rhett!

Dath Maximus
04-09-2003, 07:03 PM
rhetts stick may be indeed powerful

but my claws and healing ability make me immune.


that and he gives me pickled flavored chips!

mima kake
04-09-2003, 08:24 PM
Sometimes i wonder who's the most powerfull.

Rhett's stick or the SPOON!!!

dark jedi 8
04-09-2003, 08:49 PM
goin on a wild guess, i'd say the stick! but then again you should elaborate on what the SPOON can do.:)

coolio681
04-10-2003, 02:16 AM
i would say the stick unless the spoon has super powers:D

Andy867
04-10-2003, 02:34 AM
My mind is my weapon... !!!























Which explains why I lose half the battles! DOH!

Darth Groovy
04-10-2003, 07:15 AM
Originally posted by mima kake
Sometimes i wonder who's the most powerfull.

Rhett's stick or the SPOON!!!

There is no spoon....

Oh hey look at this:
http://www.themanipulation.com/flash.jpg

*Flash*

There is no spoon, no Rhett, no yoinking stick, no Insane Sith, there is only Groovy, and his deadly weapons. All hail Groovy.

Now how can you top that?:p

Dath Maximus
04-10-2003, 05:58 PM
*stabs groovy throught the chest with his claws*

does that count as topping that?

Seph
04-10-2003, 06:56 PM
I'll tell you, Regeneration and Self Destruct is one o de best! nottun can beat that!(and if your a red neck, you blow yourself up then come back together and reapete if you want DUUHH) I thought of a new one all the powers from Yu YU Hakusho comebined!!!!! all hail me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Muhahaha:D :p:007: :devburn:

gorganfloss
04-11-2003, 02:03 AM
My only weapon is my razor-sharp stupidity.

And this monkey.

:monkey4:

He doesnt look like much, but hoo-boy, hell fling crap at you like you wouldnt believe.

Seph
04-11-2003, 09:19 PM
as soon as I get 2 attachments I'll show you my weapon and it's destruction.

by the way it's called the BIG FRIGGENN WIRE!

Darth Groovy
04-11-2003, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Dath Maximus
*stabs groovy throught the chest with his claws*

does that count as topping that?

Such a violent young man...:tsk:

coupes.
04-11-2003, 11:15 PM
i thin Xlax is pretty powerful...

try fighting after one of those:eek:

Boba Rhett
04-11-2003, 11:19 PM
Heh. I think it would make someone a better fighter. You'd never have to worry about getting attacked from behind. :D

Sivy
04-11-2003, 11:26 PM
I rely on my quick wit and oozing charisma.. and if all else fails, a swift kick to the nads :D

Wes Marrakesh
04-11-2003, 11:42 PM
MY handy all-in-one superglue. Molds to anything I want ^-^

Dath Maximus
04-12-2003, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Such a violent young man...:tsk:

your point?

*troop of soldier monkies open fire at rhett and groovy*

topshot
04-12-2003, 01:19 PM
My preferred weapon 'o' choice:

Spider-like agility, ability to cling to walls, web shooters, the ol' trusty Spidey Armor, and the proportionate strength of a spider! I can even match Dath Maximus' Wolverine thing going on! That's right.......I'M SPIDER-MAN!!!!!! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!! Well, except maybe TheHobGoblin.....:D:D:D

In real life......

Fists, leg-locking, and pressure points! :D:D:D

*Renders Dath, Rhett, and Seph all unconscious by stabbing his index finger into one of the nearly fatal points of the spinal cord, while his band of fishing rod making elves trap Dath's soldier monkies in a cage.*

See? I'm deadly!:D

Seph
04-12-2003, 03:52 PM
Here's another!! doing this:firehead then look like this:spikehair you all shall die MUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

nova_wolf
04-12-2003, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by topshot
My preferred weapon 'o' choice:

Spider-like agility, ability to cling to walls, web shooters, the ol' trusty Spidey Armor, and the proportionate strength of a spider! I can even match Dath Maximus' Wolverine thing going on! That's right.......I'M SPIDER-MAN!!!!!! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!! Well, except maybe TheHobGoblin.....:D:D:D

In real life......

Fists, leg-locking, and pressure points! :D:D:D

*Renders Dath, Rhett, and Seph all unconscious by stabbing his index finger into one of the nearly fatal points of the spinal cord, while his band of fishing rod making elves trap Dath's soldier monkies in a cage.*

See? I'm deadly!:D

Ah HA! But you forgot about me and my trusty droid Salem!

together, we shall smiote theee.... We shall smote you, and it will be known that you, by us, were smoten good!

The_true_lynk
04-12-2003, 05:51 PM
My mighty book of insults. Any insult in there will make you cry... ;P

topshot
04-12-2003, 07:15 PM
originally posted by nova_wolf

Ah HA! But you forgot about me and my trusty droid Salem!

together, we shall smiote theee.... We shall smote you, and it will be known that you, by us, were smoten good!

I haven't forgotten about you and your trusty droid. You will not be smote, yet..........:vadar:




..........and now you will! Go, my band of elves! Go and attack his precious droid! :animelol:

*Topshot's band of fishing rod making elves attack and disassemble Nova_Wolf's droid while Topshot strikes him down the same way he did to Rhett, Dath, and Seph.*

Anyone else care to try to take a whack at me?:p

Seph
04-13-2003, 12:54 AM
:vadar:Impressive, Most impressive but top this:vadar:

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999 hours of barny and teletubies

Seph
04-13-2003, 12:57 AM
Originally posted by topshot
I haven't forgotten about you and your trusty droid. You will not be smote, yet..........:vadar:




..........and now you will! Go, my band of elves! Go and attack his precious droid! :animelol:

*Topshot's band of fishing rod making elves attack and disassemble Nova_Wolf's droid while Topshot strikes him down the same way he did to Rhett, Dath, and Seph.*

Anyone else care to try to take a whack at me?:p You did wha to ME?!?!?!?!?!

Shotokan
04-13-2003, 01:28 AM
sniper

Neko Lain
04-29-2003, 11:19 AM
I dont really have a trademark weapon...


Oh wait, claws! :D

StormHammer
04-29-2003, 01:07 PM
A disarming smile is my best weapon :)

If that doesn't work, a 10lb sledgehammer does the trick. :p

Kurgan
04-29-2003, 01:41 PM
My Banning Gun (TM) and Force Long Post (TM)....

though in a pinch, a good sword (or sword-like instrument) will do.

; )

Dath Maximus
04-29-2003, 11:18 PM
must resist urge to attack admin and super mod in this thread.....cant........


*Throws rock at stormhammer, soldier monkey sprays kurgans leg*

soon, i shall have attacked every mod/supermod/admin in at least one of my posts.

Commander Bond
04-30-2003, 04:10 PM
Weapon of choice, eh? Well, I guess I'll go for...

1: Walther P99 9mm hangun, with optional silencer.
2: Aston Martin V12 Vanquish, complete with Adaptive Camoflage System, bonnet-mounted shotguns (laser-guided), Stinger missiles and machine guns behind the radiator grille, ejector seat and spiked tyres for ice driving.
3: Wristwatch Laser and Poison Dart Launcher (interchangable, depending on my kind of mood).
4: Surfboard containing GPS tracking equipment, radar monitoring screens and computer scramblers.
5: X-Ray sunglasses.

I think that's everything... hey, if it's good enough for 007, it's good enough for me!

Yom
04-30-2003, 05:18 PM
~pulls out Six foot salami and a larg trout~ ahh yes the links that take me back to the old days

what do u say WD up for a fight or maby Dath

Yom
04-30-2003, 05:27 PM
must resist urge to attack admin and super mod in this thread.....cant........


*Throws rock at stormhammer, soldier monkey sprays kurgans leg*

soon, i shall have attacked every mod/supermod/admin in at least one of my posts.. ~Stares at the mess Dath is making with his monky army~

ok i am not the one going to be cleaning up that mess. all will die by my trout if any one makes me.:D Wuhahahahahahahah!!!!!

topshot
04-30-2003, 07:58 PM
Yom wrote:
~Stares at the mess Dath is making with his monky army~

ok i am not the one going to be cleaning up that mess. all will die by my trout if any one makes me. :D Wuhahahahahahahah!!!!!

Ah-ha! You forgot one thing, though! It was my magic fishing rod that caught your trout! And now you must be blown to smithereens.....

*Places large stick of dynamite on to Yom's fishing boat.*

5....4....3.....2.....1.....

*Yom's boat explodes, sending scarring ashes everywhere. Two begin to fly at Yom and Dath (before he can cause any more destruction :D ) .*

Dath Maximus
04-30-2003, 08:43 PM
.......you guys are nuts......

*monkies begin playing cards*

What then foo?!?

Commander Bond
05-01-2003, 03:17 PM
Hey, I'll just send you all to sleep with my Tranquiser Dart wristwatch, so watch it (get it? Wristwatch, watch it? Watch? Oh, suit yourself...).

Maybe I'll just run you all over in my Aston Martin. No stupid puns hidden in that sentence!

topshot
05-01-2003, 04:33 PM
Dath wrote:
.......you guys are nuts......

*monkies begin playing cards*

What then foo?!?

*By the power of Topshot's powerful psychic Prof. X abilities, Dath's monkeys grow long sharp claws like his, and start beating the you-know-what outta each other.*

I think you are also nuts. Maybe I'll have to show you just how powerful you really are! Or do I have to magnetize your adamantium-laced skeleton like Magneto? :D

Yom
05-02-2003, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by topshot
*By the power of Topshot's powerful psychic Prof. X abilities, Dath's monkeys grow long sharp claws like his, and start beating the you-know-what outta each other.*

I think you are also nuts. Maybe I'll have to show you just how powerful you really are! Or do I have to magnetize your adamantium-laced skeleton like Magneto? :D

~thoughs a big hunk of meat at topshot's feet~ well umm yeah i been go for a while and i got a new friend ~rusulling beings in the background~ Down!! Boy!! DOWN!!!!
~Sammy the killer mutan dog breaks out of box and starts taring apart of Topshot for being near the hunk of meat~

oh well