View Full Version : The Preview cannot be explained, only read.

04-09-2003, 06:29 PM
If you've never heard of the Panda Chronicles, get ready for an enlightenment. For the following days, I will give you a preview of each installment of the Panda Chronicles. They include:
Episode 1: The Fat-@$$ Menace
Episode 2: Attack of the Noobs
Episode 3: The Panda Purge
Episode 4: Enter the Panda
Episode 5: The Pandas Strike Back
Episode 6: Pandas at War

First, I'll let you in on the basic premise: Imagine if in the future, video games evolved to the point where there was NO LAG and the games were as real as The Matrix. Now imagine if one of those games was JK2.

Good, now you know the premise of my fiction. Using "brainjacks" users can duel anyone, anywhere, with no lag and no keyboards & mouses. The Chronicles follow a struggling clan and its founders as they try to (as Jango puts it) make their way in the universe.
Okay, here is a short excerpt from Episode 1:

Sith-nAnO= What did you call me?!

White Panda= oh...nothin'

Sith-nAnO= i thought you typed something

White Panda= nope not me

(Sith-nAnO continues to watch the saber duel.)

White Panda= nope...didn't say anything...fatf***.

Sith-nAnO= I heard that!!!

(white panda is kicked)

ping-pong= why did you --

(ping-pong is kicked)

Anonymus Guy= Oh hi Sith, how is the clan?

Sith-nAnO= they're cool and ...wait a sec..aren't you..your ping is

(Anonymus Guy is kicked)

(Darien Fawkes and Bobby Hobbes enter game)

Bobby Hobbes= you know the plan bro?

Darien Fawkes= of course i do Hobbsy

(Bobby and Darien attempt to remain hidden)

(Sith-nAnO slices and dices with ease)

Kakka= theres something wrong with this server

Kakka= Heavy stance is waaaay faster than normal and i think that theres a conspiracy

Sith-nAnO= no...there isn't, im just that good

Kakka= Hey! the server was---

(Kakka is kicked)

(Darth Silent Bob duels Sith-nAnO)

Darth Silent Bob= ....

(Darth Silent Bob is sliced in 3 pieces)

Darien and Bobby= HEY FATF***!!!!!!

(Sith-nAnO is distracted and starts typing a comeback, meanwhile, Darien and Bobby slice Sith-nAnO with the cheapest a** attacks there are)

(yes, Sith is dead)

Bobby Hobbes= so...lets do this

Darien Fawkes= right on brother!

(Sith-nAnO is kicked)

(everybody on the server is cheering, until...)

(Sith-nAnO returns, but he brought company, Sith-joe,Sith-gamma,and Sith-mamajamma)

Darien Fawkes= uh-oh, this doesn't look good Hobbsy

Darth Silent Bob= .... We're f****** screwed!!!!!!!!

(Then, all of a sudden, as if M.Night Shyamalan himself popped into one of his movies, came The Panda Brigade: Insatiable Panda, White Panda, and Pandawan)

Bobby Hobbes= here comes the calvary

Sith-nAnO= HAH! you all think you can take us!, you forget, this is MY server, MY rules!

Sith-joe= wait...i thought this was OUR server,not just yours nAnO

(Sith-nAnO turns on his lightsaber, and Sith-joe consequently shuts the hell up)

And that's the end of the preview. But don't get your hopes up yet, cause you can read the rest of Episode 1 and the other Episodes by going to our website.

Click here (http://home.earthlink.net/~cronostrife707/Panda-Chronicles/) .

04-09-2003, 06:36 PM
Lmfao great job,sounds like a server I know....<RoC>

04-09-2003, 06:49 PM
Boy, this is sure.......interesting. :eyeraise:

04-09-2003, 08:11 PM
Didn't you post all that here once already? What happened to that thread, I wonder?


Reborn Outcast
04-09-2003, 10:09 PM
Could you tell me what the point of this was?

Darth Groovy
04-09-2003, 10:49 PM
Since there is little for anyone to contribute too, I am closing this.