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The Count
04-10-2003, 06:07 PM
I'll tell you mine later its probably one thats posted here.

The Count
04-10-2003, 06:08 PM
Ok then Don't worry the freindly garbage dispenser is still your friend.

El Sitherino
04-10-2003, 06:37 PM
Bite. my. shiny. metal ass

if only i could make some sort of death clock.

RpTheHotrod
04-10-2003, 06:56 PM
"For free laser eye surgery, stick eyeballs to screen"

Seph
04-10-2003, 07:06 PM
I am a romer without a name. Zap Ranagan nice ta mecha

El Sitherino
04-10-2003, 07:12 PM
get this robot more beer!


bender you've been in the bathroom all day! are you jacking on in there?!?!!!

Darklighter
04-10-2003, 07:34 PM
Fry: Umm, Bender, can I use your bathroom?
Bender: What room?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: Bath what?
Fry: Bathroom.
Bender: What what?
Fry...nevermind...

:D

ckcsaber
04-10-2003, 07:56 PM
Leela - We're going to deliver this crate like professionals.

Fry - Awww, can't we just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it?

Bender - Too much work! I say we burn it, then "say" we dumped it in the sewer!

Seph
04-10-2003, 08:12 PM
Bender promise me you won't get behind the wheel without some kind of liquer in your hand

Darklighter
04-10-2003, 08:23 PM
I love that episode:D

Leela: Look at that 5 'o' clock rust! You've been up all night not drinking, haven't you?

Seph
04-10-2003, 09:01 PM
Leela: we should let fry do whatever he wants for a day.

Fry:Even...

Leela: except that

Fry: Crap

Seph
04-10-2003, 09:02 PM
I'm gonna get 24th centery on his ass

swphreak
04-10-2003, 09:04 PM
"When will you people learn that all races and colors are equally inferior to robots? - Bender

ok it's not the exact wording but it's close enough.

Seph
04-10-2003, 09:45 PM
We Are from the planet Nintendu 64
-alien dude

Professor:Eureka!
Fry: Did you make a smellascope?
Professor: no, I found out that I made one last year!

Pad
04-11-2003, 05:44 AM
Originally posted by StarWarsPhreak
"When will you people learn that all races and colors are equally inferior to robots? - Bender

ok it's not the exact wording but it's close enough.
*points at sig*

Bender: "Stupid can opener. You killed my father and now you've come back for me!"

Bender: "Hey! I got a busted ass here, I don't see anyone kissing it."
Zoidberg: "Alright, I'm coming."

Bender: "Yeah, yeah, amen. Listen, I'm one of those lazy homeless bums I've been hearing about. Could you point me to the free booze?"

Bender: "Game's over, losers. I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves."

ET Warrior
04-11-2003, 10:42 AM
Bender: "Game's over, losers. I have all the money. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves."

:rofl::rofl::lol::lol:

Seph
04-11-2003, 07:07 PM
Leela(singin) Come on Fry don't be scared I'm shure at least on of us will be spared so sit right back enjoy the ride

Seph
04-11-2003, 09:01 PM
Hermy's headloks, and his arm! :eek:Leela I'm surpized at you, you put food into the garbage disposile, body parts go into the trash can!

-Bender

Seph
04-11-2003, 09:07 PM
Bender: Oh crap singing.
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Bender: Please let me explain that my crimes were mere boyish pranks

Satinbot: You stole from boyscouts, nuns, and banks
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This one is brout to you by our own Zero X5

first this is not funny but read it all and you will die laughing!

"Let's all say evening grace"

-...... Bender!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!