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The_One
04-15-2003, 07:37 AM
I just came across this pretty funny site:

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

There are some gems on there :p I saw this one on TV, and still thinks it's the most intelligent thing he's said:

"Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president."

That would be because they didn't technically elect him ;)

Anyway, enjoy.

-=ReApEr=-
04-15-2003, 07:52 AM
Hhaha lol i dont like that information minister he said once iraq will topple the americans looool

BCanr2d2
04-15-2003, 08:02 AM
He was the best part of the whole thing. It was good to have a good laugh about what lie he would tell!!!

Funny that in the editorial comics in the papers they use him as a spokesman for the state government when they backflipped on an election promise.

Darth Groovy
04-15-2003, 10:20 AM
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/iim_deathstar.jpg
:rofl:

I'm glad this site came back up. I didn't get to finish it before, then there was a bandwidth problem.

This guy is a riot.

If I had my own talkshow, I would have him on as a regular guest, maybe even my co-host.

Taos
04-15-2003, 10:53 AM
It was always great turning on the tv to check out the war reports and hearing what he said on that day. :) I think my favorite was when he was saying there were no americans inside Baghdad and that they were all off committing suicide. :rofl:

:D

ZBomber
04-15-2003, 04:26 PM
"We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."

:rofl:

Lost Welshman
04-15-2003, 04:54 PM
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/images/wirq13.jpeg

"Tonight, we will do something unconventional against them. This means: not by the military. We will do something that I believe will become a pretty example for those mercenaries."

Im guessing what he mean't by this was RUN!!!!!!


That guy is a great comedean,

"We blocked them inside the city. Their rear is blocked"

He he, too bad its almost over.

ET Warrior
04-15-2003, 06:35 PM
"The authority of the civil defense ... issued a warning to the civilian population not to pick up any of those pencils because they are booby traps," he said, adding that the British and American forces were "immoral mercenaries" and "war criminals" for such behavior. "I am not talking about the American people and the British people," he said. "I am talking about those mercenaries. ... They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children."
"We will kill them all........most of them."

I like the second one the best....man those are funny

Pedantic
04-15-2003, 06:54 PM
Yeah, that guy is pretty ****in' funny. Have any of you seen the thing they did on him and the Yankees at ESPN.com? Now that was some comedy. :D

C'jais
04-15-2003, 06:59 PM
Last I heard, the guy commited suicide.

What a shame. A great loss in the world of comedy.

The_One
04-15-2003, 07:05 PM
However funny he may appear to be, Dubya still holds the comical quote crown :p

BCanr2d2
04-16-2003, 08:41 AM
Dubya is just plain dumb and ignorant. This guy was a complete and utter liar, and a very good one at that. Even though he did seem to be making some of this up as he went along, a bit of ad-lib here and there....

Darth Groovy
04-16-2003, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by C'jais
Last I heard, the guy commited suicide.

What a shame. A great loss in the world of comedy.

He probably announced that himself on Al Jazeera,

"Today I killed myself to stop those Zionist criminals........"

Yeah........

*runs out of the room giggling*

ShockV1.89
04-16-2003, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by BCanr2d2
Dubya is just plain dumb and ignorant. This guy was a complete and utter liar, and a very good one at that. Even though he did seem to be making some of this up as he went along, a bit of ad-lib here and there....

I have to question how good a liar he was... I saw him drawing comparisons between American comedy movies (Wag The Dog) and the current situation... you know you've stooped far when you're using Dustin Hoffman in your countrys defense... :rolleyes:

"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."

:rofl: :rofl: