View Full Version : Let's be the Iraqi Information Minister Game.....

04-15-2003, 09:48 AM
Ok, now many of you people will have seen the infamous Iraqi Information Minister and his slant on what is actually happening in his part of the world. I suggest that we make a game of it by someone posting something that is factual, and the next person gives us the IIM version of it, then they post their fact to be IIM'ed.......

Fact: 7-11 Robbed by bandit with guns (This ain't true, but is probably happening somewhere in the world)

IIM answer: Today we had Saddam walk into his local convenience store, where he calmly purchased some fried crisps to eat in his bunker.

Fact: Whatever goes up, must come down....

Darth Groovy
04-15-2003, 09:58 AM
IIM: Saddam went up and just kept going to the reaches of the Galaxy

Fact: Drinking and driving is lethal.

04-15-2003, 11:00 AM
IIM: It is only the infidels that drink, we do not know what you speak of. We are Iraqi, we drive our Iraqi made Saddamobile, and drink the nectar of vodka.

Fact: ET Warrior is 18 today

Darth Groovy
04-15-2003, 12:16 PM
IIM: "The Zionist criminal ET Warrior knows not what he is talking about, he is not 18, he is 12 I believe. These invaders, these criminals are confused. They know not what they are talking about. Do not believe such lies."

Fact: The shortest distance between any two places is a streight line.

Darth Homer
04-15-2003, 01:06 PM
IIM: "The infidels have lead you to believe that the shortest distance is a straight line, when in fact the shortest distance is to circle three times and then proceed in a zig-zag fashion towards your objective. Saddam has shown this to be true! The infidel and their criminal media have blinded you from the truth, but we shall put it right."

Fact: 56k modems don't actually transmit at 56k/sec.

04-15-2003, 04:08 PM
IIM: 56k slow? You bastard Imperialist dog! 56k is the wave of the future! They are running way better then those yankee cable modems!

Fact: Fish breath underwater.

(BTW, it is the Iraqi Misinformation minister. ;) )

04-15-2003, 04:14 PM
that is only because those infidels have geneticaly changed the fish in the mid 60' the fish in iraq are still normal, they have to come up to breath

fact: the goverment of the netherlands is messed up big time

Lost Welshman
04-15-2003, 05:26 PM
IIM: The Government in the Never land is of the best in the country. And the American Chicken Poop is trying to take over, but we will not let them (Dramatic Pause) We Will Crush Them!

Fact: The Orange mobile phone company is not as good as O2

ET Warrior
04-15-2003, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
IIM: "The Zionist criminal ET Warrior knows not what he is talking about, he is not 18, he is 12 I believe. These invaders, these criminals are confused. They know not what they are talking about. Do not believe such lies."

Why you little.....*starts to strangle Groovy*

IIM:Whatever that Welshman infidel has told you......it is all lies. Orange Mobile is the greatest company ever concieved, and has no flaws or faults to it.

Fact: It just started Raining here

Lunatic Jedi
04-16-2003, 01:05 AM
IIM: Bah. The evil lying American media dogs have thrown propaganda at you and made you think that it is raining, but it is really a bright sunny day and there are children playing outside! DO NOT BELIEVE THE LIES OF THE MEDIA INFIDELS!!!

Fact: My butt's asleep.

ET Warrior
04-16-2003, 01:18 AM
IIM: Only the Infidels could confuse you to believe that your butt has fallen asleep. It's actually THEIR butts that are asleep! Their butts fall asleep because they are always sitting on them!! FAT INFIDEL DOGS!!! BWHAHAHAHAHA *stroke* *dies*

Fact: I sprained my ankle yesterday

04-16-2003, 08:38 AM
IIM: Ankles are the work of the infidel Americans, we know not of them there. There is no such thing, it is propaganda from those pigs. We have sent our tanks in and will defend our position with Allah at our side.

Fact: Aussies Ride Kangaroos everywhere!!

04-16-2003, 10:35 AM
those infidels can't ride kangaroo's, since there are no kangaroo's in australia, the infidels, the criminals made you think the're with their western propaganda

fact: i need a girlfriend

Darth Groovy
04-16-2003, 11:58 AM
IIM: You don't need a girlfriend. You only need the glory of the great president Saddam. You should commit suicide for the glory of our great country. God will make you victorious.

Fact: The anniversery of the sinking of the Titanic was this week.

04-18-2003, 08:40 AM
IIM: The only thing to sink this week was the American ships. We destroyed their aircraft carriers. Baghdad is safe from the imperialist attack from the sky. Victory is at hand, the Arabian Gluf will soon be free from the infidels....

Fact: It's cold here

ET Warrior
04-18-2003, 11:52 PM
IIM: The coldness is only in your poor infidel mind. You feel cold because you feel the power of Iraq dominating your weak spirit. Plus it is because you are stupid and not smart.

Fact: The redwings got swept in the first round.