View Full Version : What if SW had the Iraqi (Mis)Information Minister

04-16-2003, 09:19 AM
I am sure there are spots on either the Republic, or Imperial payroll for such a man as Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Iraqi Minister of Information.

I am sure by the time Palps is in control of the galaxy that he has one of them tucked away telling everyone that everything is fine.

"Those infidels, they did not destroy our Death Star. It dealt out death as any Death Star would, we destroyed their world, they will never attack us again"

What events in SW would he "misinform" us on?

04-16-2003, 09:21 AM
The stuff that went down in endor. =]

04-16-2003, 11:21 AM
At least give us his spin of it too.....

Although I think we did get his spin of it from what the Emperor had to say "A legion of my finest troops." They ran at the first sign of rocks, and fell for the old knock on one door, and get them to come out into a trap..........

Darth Groovy
04-16-2003, 12:22 PM

Darth Eggplant
04-17-2003, 04:28 PM
:rolleyes: sheesh I get blasted for my
let's bring reality and movies together theme
in the 'Core' and here you all are making sure
that life and art juxtapose themself by comparing
SW with Iraq:D and man Groovster your opinions count
but you took the time to make a political comic
man, oh man oh man, what about that
Clone of the War thing?
anyhow I do not have to immagune
cause all those arab guys get educated
in the west and know our film, litterature
and culture as well as we do.
trouble is....
we go online play Quake or UT
while they go to their bunkers
and actually make the deathstar.:deathstar

04-18-2003, 07:09 AM
Eggplant, he got that picture from a site, he didn't make it up, it is from an extremely funny site about the Iraqi Information Minister.....

Take a few chill pills OK

Darth Groovy
04-18-2003, 02:44 PM
Yep, I yanked that off a really great site dedicated to the IIM himself. Check it out:


Darth Homer
04-18-2003, 03:52 PM
ah, my favorite quotes:

"We will kill them all........most of them."
..unless we don't...

“We have placed them in a quagmire from which they can never emerge except dead”
Then we'd have undead soldiers! :eek:

"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We
will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."
YOU THERE!! Commit more suicides!! QUICKLY!!