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pHILBRUSH
04-20-2003, 07:16 PM
Hi! here's an idea for a good forum game, 1 person tells an insult,
then, someone else says a comeback for it, and then starts a nother insult, for example

peson 1: Insult:blah blah

person 2: comeback:blah blah

Insult: blah blah
Ok, I'll start us off,

Insult:you fight like a dairy farmer!!!





-pHILBRUSH

NiKo
04-20-2003, 08:10 PM
blah blah....?

Das Mole
04-22-2003, 12:09 AM
comeback: yeah, well, blah blah to you, too!
insult: blah blah blah- >:P. take that! :p

no, but seriously-
insult: you're a trogledytic moron!

Natty
04-22-2003, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by pHILBRUSH


Insult:you fight like a dairy farmer!!!



How appropriate, you fight like a cow

Darth Groovy
04-22-2003, 11:00 AM
This thread could be potentionally hazardous to human mental health. I suggest it be stopped imediately. :disaprove

superdude201
04-22-2003, 11:04 AM
Even my hair fights better than you

Joshi
04-22-2003, 11:32 AM
must have taught you everything you know!!!

you fight like a feezlebub with a frigblow!!!

superdude201
04-22-2003, 12:56 PM
erm.....

Atleast my swordplay can be identified
;)

You smell like a horses back end

Joshi
04-22-2003, 07:23 PM
at least i don't look like one.

hey baby, you can rock my boat any day of the week.

oh wait, this isn't the pickup line

You loook like a milfred!!!

Das Mole
04-22-2003, 09:31 PM
well, you look like a winnifred!:confused:

you have the intelligence of a gnat!

Al-back from the BigWhoop
04-22-2003, 10:10 PM
and you dont have any intelligence at all

(does it have to rhime?)

i can squize you like a little bug

Bob Gnarly
04-22-2003, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by pHILBRUSH
Hi! here's an idea for a good forum game, 1 person tells an insult,
then, someone else says a comeback for it, and then starts a nother insult, for example

peson 1: Insult:blah blah

person 2: comeback:blah blah

Insult: blah blah
Ok, I'll start us off,

Insult:you fight like a dairy farmer!!!





-pHILBRUSH

wow this thread is the stupidest idea ever :eek: i dont know how a person can think of such a thread unless your brain is incredibley.....

V person 2.....

SamNMax
04-22-2003, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop


i can squize you like a little bug

You give small insects hugs?


My wit is 10 x sharper than your sword

Joshi
04-23-2003, 02:38 PM
Bun only half as sharp as a cannon ball.

you have stupid hair!!!

NiKo
04-23-2003, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Neil Joshi

you have stupid hair!!!

whoa man, that's just low!:eek:

superdude201
04-23-2003, 04:58 PM
At least my hair isn't a toupee

When people see me draw my sword they run away

Death_Jedi
04-23-2003, 05:33 PM
Even before they smell your breath

Your so fat you have to put your pants on with a bumerang(spelling mistakes and i couldnt think of anything else)

Al-back from the BigWhoop
04-23-2003, 05:37 PM
that didnt make any sense



in my entire life i have never been defeated

Joshi
04-23-2003, 06:19 PM
You run THAT fast!!!
(yeah, i know!)

You're so fat you have to put your belt on with a boomerang!!!

Das Mole
04-23-2003, 08:06 PM
at least i actually know how to put on a belt!!!

your brain is non-existent!

Joshi
04-23-2003, 08:12 PM
Wow, four and a half words, that must have hurt but then again isn't it dangerous to use ones entire vocabulary in a single sentance?

(Hah! Comback and insult all in one, I rule!)

SamNMax
04-23-2003, 09:31 PM
Ummm, could you repeat that? :D

Al-back from the BigWhoop
04-23-2003, 11:00 PM
Originally posted by Neil Joshi
isn't it dangerous to use ones entire vocabulary in a single sentance?
its a problem you have to face everyday.


come here and fight me like a man?

Deadmeat_X
04-24-2003, 05:50 AM
Sorry, but I can't hurt a woman.




the worst day in your parents life was the day you were born!

selfishB
04-24-2003, 08:42 AM
yeah, but the years have made up for it

(I hope I am not interrupting)

Your rear so wide, it got pull of it's own

C@Z
04-24-2003, 09:04 AM
you think my bum has pull? must run in da family den eh, big bro?:D

you are so big your doorways have to be six foot wide!

Joshi
04-24-2003, 11:48 AM
That's cuz I invited you round!

You're so thin if you went sideways and stuck out yer toungue, you'd look like a zipper.

Feral
04-24-2003, 01:54 PM
So, you're getting ready to fly, eh?

I can't beleve that out of 2 million sperm, you were the one that won!

Joshi
04-24-2003, 02:25 PM
one in two million, that's gotta be good.

You're so stupid, you stole free bread!

Darth Groovy
04-24-2003, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Black Mamba
wow this thread is the stupidest idea ever :eek: i dont know how a person can think of such a thread unless your brain is incredibley.....

V person 2.....

:wstupid:

http://www.themanipulation.com/worsttopic.jpg

superdude201
04-24-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Neil Joshi
one in two million, that's gotta be good.

You're so stupid, you stole free bread!

you have to do anything to be fed

Your so lonely your best friend is your parrot!

Das Mole
04-24-2003, 05:18 PM
at least i have some friends.

you're so deathly skinny, you can fit in an envelope!

Al-back from the BigWhoop
04-24-2003, 05:55 PM
yeah, a 2x2 meters enveloped

u r so old, your birth certificate says "expired"

superdude201
04-24-2003, 08:28 PM
Well atleast mine doesn't say "unidentified"

Run away before i cut you in-half

Das Mole
04-24-2003, 09:02 PM
cut me in half with what? your "sharp" wit?

you deserve to be attacked by crazy potato aliens!

Kjølen
04-25-2003, 01:09 AM
I could deep fry everything you throw at me! :D

Your head looks like it was just chewed up by a rabid wolf, you mutant!

Joshi
04-25-2003, 03:14 PM
which means you need glasses

you ahev the brain powers of a merangue pie.

Das Mole
04-25-2003, 08:12 PM
and you have no brain power at all.

you're so small in this world, you could never become as great as me!

Bob Gnarly
04-25-2003, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
:wstupid:

http://www.themanipulation.com/worsttopic.jpg

:rolleyes: im not aloud to say anyhting too, apperantly i cant say anything to a mod, or ill get banned but i will say this and if you want tto read it Groovy highlight

dont EVER call me stupid again

you started it

Al-back from the BigWhoop
04-26-2003, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by Das Mole
and you have no brain power at all.

you're so small in this world, you could never become as great as me!

if i was as big as you, i would go on a diet or shoot myself, wotever happens first.

you dont have the guts to attack me

superdude201
04-26-2003, 08:29 AM
no but i have the balls ;)

If you give up i will understand

Das Mole
04-26-2003, 11:10 AM
understand what? that you scared me away with your idiocy?

you're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor didn't know which end to diaper!

Joshi
04-26-2003, 11:42 AM
at least he didn't turn around and slap my mother like he did yours.

you're as ugly as a systematic johnson!

Al-back from the BigWhoop
04-26-2003, 07:05 PM
erm... well... your even uglier than a systematic johnson

feh, i could have done better, but im lazy. bsides, i dont know wot a systematic johnson is. and you dont know it either.

Mex
04-26-2003, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Neil Joshi
you're as ugly as a systematic johnson!

If im ugly then woah, i must beautiful compared to you.

You are so fat on your passport it says picture to be continued on the other side.

EnchiladaMan
04-26-2003, 09:33 PM
At least *my* passport picture did not break the camera.

These many notches on my belt signify the number of men I have slain just yesterday in my wrath.

Das Mole
04-26-2003, 11:25 PM
oh, i see. you mean you ate them, so you have to widen the belt so wide, and that's why it has so many notches on it, i gotcha.

you're so vile, you don't deserve to live.

Al-back from the BigWhoop
04-27-2003, 01:22 AM
that may be so, but no1 can kill me, so u ll just have to get over it.

im gonna beat ye with yer own legs!

EnchiladaMan
04-27-2003, 02:18 AM
So you admit that only pieces of my own self are fit enough to beat me?

You're a piece of slippery, grimey, grog-gone-bad colored, drunken monkey-armpit-smelling, fatuous barnacle-covered simpleton so unworthy to be graced with my presence that there are no methods of extinguishing you that inflict the proper amount of excrusiating pain and suffering you deserve!

Das Mole
04-27-2003, 02:06 PM
oh, did you have to look in the dictionary to get some of those words?

you're nastier than the lunchroom's mystery meat of the day!

EnchiladaMan
04-27-2003, 02:32 PM
Better than being a fresh dainty thing, you pansy!

You remind me of something I found in one of Stan's used coffins!

Mex
04-27-2003, 03:25 PM
There must have been a mirror in the coffin.

You are so stupid, you locked your self in the toilet and pissed yourself!

Joshi
04-27-2003, 03:52 PM
I got stung by a jellyfish.

you have the brains of a pea.

Kjølen
04-27-2003, 04:46 PM
At least my brains arent made OF pee

You'd only be fit for a moleskin coat!

EnchiladaMan
04-27-2003, 05:22 PM
I'm sure you're the expert of low quality clothing and accessories anywhere.

Many pirates carry their own parrot along with them. You have your carrier pigeon on your shoulder ready with a message for help!

Joshi
04-27-2003, 05:36 PM
you're wit's as dry as a biscuit.

EnchiladaMan
04-27-2003, 07:18 PM
(umm... I actually meant the "pigeon" thing to be an insult, but oh well...)

You're wit's as dry as a biscuit"Hungry for more, eh?"

You're stupidity leaves me astounded.

Al-back from the BigWhoop
04-27-2003, 09:08 PM
interesting, after a week in your house i would get used to stupidity...


why are you looking away? are you planning a escape or are you just blind?

Kjølen
04-27-2003, 09:34 PM
If I was blind it be sad, becuase I'm still beating you.

Ewww gross, YOUR My opponent?

EnchiladaMan
04-27-2003, 11:55 PM
If you mean "gross" in the evil, demented, pirate sense, I thank you for the compliment.

You have the IQ of sheep's poop.

Kjølen
04-28-2003, 12:00 AM
How many years of your life have you been trying to study the IQ of animal feces?

I eat scum like you for breakfast!

Al-back from the BigWhoop
04-28-2003, 12:19 AM
you eat scum for breakfast? ever tried eegs and bacon?



if i were you, i wouldnt hang around so close to a butchershop, they might mistake you as a pig and cut you into pieces. but then again, im already going to cut you into pieces.

EnchiladaMan
04-28-2003, 12:58 AM
First you'd better put that mop away and bring out a sword if you want to do any cutting.

You have the brain of a four year old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

Joshi
04-28-2003, 04:10 PM
um, why exactly was he glad to get rid of it? (nopt exactly a god insult there as it makes no sense)

i will cut you to ribbons!

Al-back from the BigWhoop
04-28-2003, 04:17 PM
if you are in need of ribbons, u should just go to a store a buy some, cause if u try to harm me, i ll shove your head up your own ass.

EnchiladaMan
04-28-2003, 05:08 PM
um, why exactly was he glad to get rid of it? (not exactly a good insult there as it makes no sense) It has to do with the fact the insulted pirate's brain works like the brain of a four-year-old's yet even a four-year-old would be ashamed of such a brain...(I admit I did not come up with that insult; it originated from Groucho Marx)

You are a disgrace to the term "pirate," if such a thing were possible.

Joshi
04-28-2003, 06:14 PM
At least I can be called a pirate.

Hah! You fight like my sister! (someone has to get this one)

(and yes, I did sort of get your insult enchiladaman, only it seemed to double back on itself, if you said I had the brain of a four year old and left it at that, it would have ben fine, but saying that the kid was glad to give it away states that I took it from him, so I must have cut him up or something proving my skills with a sword, ergo, sort of a compliment really. It also says that it isn't my own brain so it's no insult on mine, meh, whatever, I think I'm reading too much into it :p)

EnchiladaMan
04-28-2003, 06:34 PM
How appropriate, you look like mine.

(lol. I didn't mean for my insult to be read into like that. I was just quoting a good old Groucho insult.)

"Ugly" would be too kind a word to use to describe your face.

Joshi
04-28-2003, 07:12 PM
That's a mirror you're looking at.

Hey, nice face, I heard there's a cream for that.

(btw, the correct answer to my last insult was "I fought your sister, that's a compliment!", but you're was good to, i just thought someone would have got my referance)

EnchiladaMan
04-28-2003, 07:36 PM
Why, did you want to borrow some?

What sort of accident are you the product of?

Das Mole
04-28-2003, 10:17 PM
your alcoholism, father.

i'm gonna skin you and make a pair of size 6 boots!

Al-back from the BigWhoop
04-29-2003, 01:54 PM
you ll probably just end up nailing yourself somewhere

your such a coward that you wont even answer this insult (just like my last insult)

Joshi
04-29-2003, 02:54 PM
this just shows how wrong you are, again.

whoa, looks like you fell out that ugly tree and hit every branch on the wway down, and then there was a trapoline at the bottom.

Kjølen
04-29-2003, 07:07 PM
I do not take that as a complement, as unlike you, that would only make me look horrible, while for you, it might improve that mug.

Ha! Those tiny arms couldn't swing that wooden sword, your too little, go home.

EnchiladaMan
04-29-2003, 07:12 PM
Can't take being beaten by a shortie armed with a stick, can you, "big man"?

I can spit clear to the other side of this island ...with no grog!

Kjølen
04-29-2003, 07:19 PM
How impolite it is to talk about your own mother that way! An island indeed!

You look like your to afraid to even get near me, you coward!

EnchiladaMan
04-29-2003, 07:27 PM
Only until I find my gasmask, sulfur breath.

I'm trying to figure out...Are you a zombie or do you just find pressing your face into the ground a fashion statement?

Das Mole
04-29-2003, 11:34 PM
that just goes to show how much you know about zombies.

you're such a woosy, you can't even put in a couple of contacts!

EnchiladaMan
04-30-2003, 12:21 AM
It's the anticipation of seeing your ugly face that makes me sacrifice my vision.

I never forget a face, but in your case, I would be glad to make an exception.

Guybrush122
04-30-2003, 01:30 PM
Don't let jealousy get the best of you.

You smell wonderful. Did you actually roll around in dung or just dab a little behind each ear?

Joshi
04-30-2003, 03:46 PM
Does not the richest soil come from the freshest compost?

nice shirt, how long have you been colourblind?

pHILBRUSH
04-30-2003, 06:10 PM
Not as long as you've had no mind.

Youre so stupid you don't know two plus two,


-pHILBRUSH

Al-back from the BigWhoop
04-30-2003, 08:04 PM
as a matter of fact i do: 2 + 2 is 4.

take your time to check it. come on, user your fingers to count if you need, but lets just move along

Das Mole
04-30-2003, 08:41 PM
well, i know you had to, but not everybody's as stupid as you are, in case you didn't know.

you're a crazy dutch bastard that eats their own skin peelings!

EnchiladaMan
04-30-2003, 08:50 PM
You must have me confused with someone else. I'm not Dutch.

I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters.

Joshi
05-01-2003, 11:53 AM
Only an idiot like you would use a human beng as a duck decoy.

You're so stupid, the only reason you can count up to twenty is because you wear sandles.

EnchiladaMan
05-01-2003, 12:40 PM
I feel sorry for you. You can probably only count to fifteen due to your hook.

You're face reminds me of something the mule-train left behind (This one actually has a comeback).

pHILBRUSH
05-01-2003, 03:01 PM
That's where I saved loads of people from the the great train robbery, and It wasn't a mule-train; you must be blind.

Hello, do I know you from somewhere, or am I seeing things (In this case, a pile of crap)


-pHILBRUSH

Al-back from the BigWhoop
05-01-2003, 03:20 PM
im pretty sure you are used to talking with piles of crap

so, have you decided insulting me, or are you going to run away?

EnchiladaMan
05-01-2003, 04:00 PM
(The place I heard the mule-train insult had this comeback: "He's right, I am a jack-ass for coming over here." Gotta love Jack Benny)

I'm afraid that if I speak, I will be so convulsed with laughter that I will loose myself.

Nice hair...Your scalp will look great on my belt.

Joshi
05-01-2003, 08:50 PM
Shows how much fashion sense you've got.

You're a big fat poo poo head!

Guybrush122
05-01-2003, 10:42 PM
I least I have two.


So, you think the women are going for the whole "Body-Odor Cologne" smell these days, huh?

Joshi
05-02-2003, 09:38 AM
why, do you need to borrow some, it actualy be an improvement for you.

who died and made you stupid?

pHILBRUSH
05-02-2003, 08:42 PM
no one, you've been watching too mutch TV, but is it just a coincidence for you to bring up this topic, because you live and are still stupid.

I guess I should leave you to bathing in your dirt bath, not much mud in this bath (uh-oh they must have forgot to fertilize your brain again...)

-pHILBRUSH

Das Mole
05-02-2003, 09:21 PM
no mud? oh, that's too bad for you.

i screamed endlessly last night because i had a dream about your face.

Kjølen
05-02-2003, 10:32 PM
I'm a bit disturbed that you dream about me at night.

Only an idiot like you would ever where the rags you have.

Das Mole
05-03-2003, 12:57 PM
at least i have some form of clothing, mr. i walk around in a cardboard box that's ripped up all day.

you're so empty-minded, you can't even play a simple game of hide and seek without running out of your hiding place and flapping your arms around screaming, "i am a crazy chicken devil! hail el loco pollo diablo! heeheeheeheeheehee!"

Joshi
05-03-2003, 03:39 PM
for someone who so stupid and yet never taken a single spanish lesson in my life, i seem to speak the language quite well, wouldn't you say, ¡usted mono brained el git!

you smell and look like a horse!!!

Kjølen
05-03-2003, 05:02 PM
That might be becuase I'm sitting on the side waiting for you and an accual horse to finish dueling, because I play winner.
And it looks like I'm playing the horse too.

You're not a mighty pirate, you're more like a mighty parrot I could have on my shoulder.

Joshi
05-03-2003, 05:05 PM
Ah, you need a Laymens translator then.

You are a fish!

Al-back from the BigWhoop
05-03-2003, 06:30 PM
u just have no idea of wot you are saying...

you poor thing how long have you been stupid? must be really hard for you... on the other hand, it seems that you are already used to it...

Joshi
05-03-2003, 07:19 PM
I learn it all from you, father.

you have all the grace of a flatuent elephant. and you smell like one too.

Al-back from the BigWhoop
05-03-2003, 09:12 PM
u must have mistaken me with your mother

your comebacks are getting lammer and lamer as time passes by.

Joshi
05-04-2003, 03:47 PM
I called you father and you called my mother as smelly as an elephant, well guess what, that means you slept with her!

and my combacks aren't lame, you're just too stupid to understand them.

Kjølen
05-04-2003, 04:19 PM
I understand them fine, YOU TWO are the idiots. *Bands Neil and Al's heads together.*

I really like your daughter >=D She's like a flower grown out of a pot of dirt.

Joshi
05-04-2003, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by Kjølen
I understand them fine, YOU TWO are the idiots. *Bands Neil and Al's heads together.*

you band our heads together, right:confused: .

you insult like my cactus!

Das Mole
05-04-2003, 06:08 PM
your cactus, huh? you're not doing too well, are you?

you're as smelly as 5,000,000,000 burning tires and rotten eggs!

Al-back from the BigWhoop
05-04-2003, 08:24 PM
im surprised you can count that high (come on, you were just asking for that one ;))

noone is mighty enough to band my head to another one's head, wotever that means.

Das Mole
05-04-2003, 11:28 PM
you don't know what that means?! :tsk:

i think you're as retarded as dinghy dog!

SCUMMinator2k
05-05-2003, 10:25 AM
That may be true, but it's a level of intellect you could only dream of.

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.

Joshi
05-05-2003, 03:51 PM
Ah, so you used the court winnings for a face lift.

Retard is too good a word for you, but then again, a lot of things are too good for you, even the beggars won't let you live with them because of the new level of stink you bring to them.

SCUMMinator2k
05-05-2003, 04:45 PM
You're right. That's the last time I borrow your cologne.

If you're trying to insult me, you're succeeding - I'm insulted that someone with your ridiculously low levels of intelligence would even attempt to knock me down.

Al-back from the BigWhoop
05-05-2003, 06:27 PM
is that so? in that case i need to see your face when i win


i can knock you down if my arms and legs tied and with a blindfold

SCUMMinator2k
05-05-2003, 07:01 PM
I'm flattered, but spoken for.

Can I borrow that blidnfold when you're done with it? It's the only safety gear available for Exposure to one of your Family Photos...

Joshi
05-05-2003, 07:29 PM
Cheap bastard, can't even afford his own blindfold.

If it wasn't fot he curiosity of how you face came to be that way, i'd be running away fight now due to the creature from the blue lagoon that seems to have died on your face.

Das Mole
05-05-2003, 09:43 PM
at least i'm able to support the body weight of the creature, you weakling.

you're ditzier than britney spears.

Joshi
05-06-2003, 08:21 AM
that's only because i slpet with her twice last night

you're thinner than Ally McBeal, if you ate a pea, you'd think you were pregnant!

SCUMMinator2k
05-06-2003, 02:11 PM
At least I'm confident that my sexual organs work.

You could not pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horse's mouth with your pathetic insults!

Joshi
05-06-2003, 04:32 PM
I don't think any type of metaphysical insult could put a rotten tooth from a dead horse, that was a pretty crappy insult.

Hey, whats that scar on your face, no wait, it's your mouth.

Al-back from the BigWhoop
05-06-2003, 07:27 PM
wots that scar in your face? oh sorry, though your face ass, i mean, they are so alike...

i handle my sword better than any1 i ve ever met

Joshi
05-06-2003, 07:56 PM
Probably because the only people you've met were racoons and monkeys, hermit!

Nobody can match my amazing wit!

SCUMMinator2k
05-06-2003, 08:12 PM
Not a difficult task when the only people you've met are in your head.

I've killed more people in the past week than you have in your lifetime!

Das Mole
05-06-2003, 10:20 PM
that's cause you're a deranged maniac.

hey, what's that big thing on your head? oh, it's a wafro!

SCUMMinator2k
05-06-2003, 10:22 PM
I have no idea what you just said, yet I feel strangely insulted.

Das Mole
05-06-2003, 10:33 PM
a wafro is short for white afro, or afro for the white person. or, if you're black than just an afro.

i shouldn't have assumed.

Al-back from the BigWhoop
05-06-2003, 11:58 PM
back to the game

Originally posted by Neil Joshi
Nobody can match my amazing wit!

"Wit: [noun] A message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter"
ok, whatever floats your boat...

i can kill 4 ppl, with only one swing of my sword

SCUMMinator2k
05-07-2003, 11:58 AM
It's not that you killed them, they all just got bored.
Note - Had to do it in rhyme for that one... :p

Did you need special surgery to make your face look like a Surrealist Painting or were you born that way?

Joshi
05-07-2003, 04:24 PM
My face, a work of art, thank you!

So, how long have you been a hunchback?

SCUMMinator2k
05-07-2003, 08:24 PM
It's genetic, but it skips a generation so your kids'll probably be the same, Son.

I know Neathderthals who could teach you a thing or two.

Kjølen
05-07-2003, 09:00 PM
Nice crowd of friends you have then.

Even though Al's sword can kill 4 people with one swing. Tetsusiaga is proven to kill 100 in one swing. Match that, you pansy.

Joshi
05-08-2003, 02:48 PM
You watch way too much anime!

I wish i could walk a mile in your shoes, then i could figure out how to cure the smell.

SCUMMinator2k
05-08-2003, 04:06 PM
Don't punish me because I can afford footwear.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Al-back from the BigWhoop
05-08-2003, 09:26 PM
if my mother were a rodent, i wouldnt be here outsmarting you...

y are you crying? I havent even started...











aw, i wanted to answer this one... :sob:

Originally posted by Kjølen
Even though Al's sword can kill 4 people with one swing. Tetsusiaga is proven to kill 100 in one swing. Match that, you pansy.

you have to learn how to separate your fantasies from reality. its phisically impossible to line 100 ppl around you so you can swing it on them...

Das Mole
05-09-2003, 12:31 AM
i'm not crying. my eyes are watering because of that rancid stench that's lingering around you. (that's the insult, too)

SCUMMinator2k
05-09-2003, 10:57 AM
Of course, you would know being the Official Forum Expert on Bad Stenches and Nasty Aromas, right?

Your only possible value is as an Organ Donour.

Joshi
05-09-2003, 02:20 PM
Don't be mad that you couldn't get a donor card because you're not quite right inside.

You're so stupid, you don't know the air speed velocity of a new laden swallow!

SCUMMinator2k
05-09-2003, 02:52 PM
Come back when you can think of an insult you didn't need to warp from Monty Python. Or are you unable to think independantly?

Joshi
05-09-2003, 03:12 PM
This comeing from a guy who say's

Originally posted by SCUMMinator2k
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

odd ball!

SCUMMinator2k
05-09-2003, 03:33 PM
Touché.

Guybrush122
05-09-2003, 05:58 PM
Your mother looks like she's been dead for three years.

SCUMMinator2k
05-09-2003, 07:46 PM
At least I have a Mother who doesn't resemble the Family Dog.

Besides, it runs in the family.

pHILBRUSH
05-11-2003, 09:08 AM
what, your nose?

you fight like a sackfull of rabbits.







-pHILBRUSH

SCUMMinator2k
05-11-2003, 12:50 PM
Is it a very evil looking sackfull of rabbits?

At least I have some kind of fighting skill. You couldn't beat your way out of a Boyband concert.

pHILBRUSH
05-11-2003, 02:36 PM
Yes, thats true; mainly because I'd never go to a boyband concert, unlike you !



You're so stupid that when your mate said "It's chilli outside"
you ran out with a spoon!


-pHILBRUSH

Joshi
05-11-2003, 03:47 PM
and started to feed the starving children in the cold. :D

you're so stupid, you don't know which side of you're sword is up!

SCUMMinator2k
05-11-2003, 09:26 PM
Unlike some people, I don't rely on weapons to hurt people. Maybe you need to spend less time sharpening your sword and more time sharpening your wit.

And also, you're a big doody head!

Kjølen
05-11-2003, 11:23 PM
Oh so we really need our wit sharpened eh?

Your mother was so stupid that when you were born, SHE KEPT YOU.

SCUMMinator2k
05-12-2003, 09:05 AM
Joke's on you - I was abandoned as a baby! Oh, wait.

Al-back from the BigWhoop
05-12-2003, 05:45 PM
[nelson's voice] HAHA!

you are so blind, u cant even see what im holding [damn, this is one is gonna be funny ;)]

Joshi
05-12-2003, 05:54 PM
knowing your nightly activities, i probably don't want to know what you're holding.

you have all the intelligence of an ant.

pHILBRUSH
05-12-2003, 06:07 PM
At least I have some intellegence.


You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.



-pHILBRUSH

Joshi
05-12-2003, 07:02 PM
good thing for me then, because everyones my inferior.

you don't have the wits to match my carisma!

Deadmeat_X
05-12-2003, 07:06 PM
At least I can spell it!




My grandma fights better than you, and shes been dead for 5 years!

SCUMMinator2k
05-12-2003, 11:40 PM
She must have taught you everything you know.

Given the choice between talking with you and thrusting a rusty nail through my testicles, I think I would choose the latter.

Deadmeat_X
05-13-2003, 08:50 AM
You dont even have the balls to do that



You couldnt find your own ass without a map

SCUMMinator2k
05-13-2003, 01:48 PM
Two words - Beef Rectum.

Joshi
05-13-2003, 04:03 PM
Two words - say what?

pHILBRUSH
06-07-2003, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Deadmeat_X
You couldnt find your own ass without a map

I wouldn't be so sure; my Mother in-law has a life-Size map of Monkey Island TM tattooed on her butt!!

You're a couple of apples short of a picnic

SCUMMinator2k
06-07-2003, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by pHILBRUSH
You're a couple of apples short of a picnic And you're a couple of insults short of a witty retort.

pHILBRUSH
06-07-2003, 04:47 PM
And your insult?

-pHILBRUSH

Joshi
06-07-2003, 06:00 PM
You mean you want to be insulted? You are a retard!

Das Mole
06-07-2003, 06:15 PM
using second grade level insults, huh?

hey, your forehead is ten times larger than mena suvari's! and her's is pretty damn big!

Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-07-2003, 08:42 PM
dont complain about second grade level insults if you are going to use even lower levels of insults

i ate porkchops last night. probably some1 from your family.

SCUMMinator2k
06-08-2003, 12:30 AM
And your insult? Your reflection.i ate porkchops last night. probably some1 from your family.But you'd be the forum expert on sweaty, nasty, trotty, smelly, mud-covered animals, wouldn't you?

pHILBRUSH
06-08-2003, 11:47 AM
You keep forgeting to put your insult!
ok....
I hear you changed your mind.......where's the diaper?!

-pHILBRUSH

Amantis
06-08-2003, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by pHILBRUSH
You keep forgeting to put your insult!
ok....
I hear you changed your mind.......where's the diaper?!

-pHILBRUSH

Comeback: It's currently on your face after you've shaved.

Insult: Quit mucking around like a purple dish washing monkey.

- Amantis

pHILBRUSH
06-08-2003, 05:48 PM
Ha! jokes on you, how can I muck around if I wash dishes?!

Let's play Horsey! I'll be the front end and you be yourself...


-pHILBRUSH

Das Mole
06-08-2003, 06:09 PM
"front end". kind of an oxymoron. hey, if you take away the oxy, that'd be you!!!

you're about as ugly as homemade soup.

pHILBRUSH
06-08-2003, 06:53 PM
you didn't know I stick photos of the beautifull Jewl Klitcher in my home made soup!!!!


You're so stupid that you put a thankyou note on your tax returns!!!

Das Mole
06-08-2003, 07:09 PM
at least i can spell jewel's name. it's jewel kilcher.

you're so dumb, you don't even know who you are!

pHILBRUSH
06-08-2003, 07:21 PM
I'm pHILBRUSH

You're so stupid that you got ran over by a parked car!


pHILBRUSH

Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-08-2003, 09:45 PM
that is so old, i can see spider webs in it!

you are so old, i can see spider webs in you :p

Joshi
06-09-2003, 03:21 PM
With great power, comes great responsibility...

You're so ugly, you got arrested for mooning when you looked out a window.

pHILBRUSH
06-09-2003, 03:42 PM
You must have bad eyesight; I was

You're so stupid that it took you an hour to watch 60 seconds!

SCUMMinator2k
06-09-2003, 05:35 PM
Oh yeah? Well... well, you're so dumb that this one time, you were with a bear and the bear said "hey I'm a bear" and you said "really? I thought you were a parsnip" and then the bear said "rawr" and ate your head whilst you were dressed as George Michael.

Also Lenny was there.

pHILBRUSH
06-09-2003, 06:14 PM
You have a bad eysight too; I'm too young to go to a bar...

you're so old that you owe mosesa penny!!!



-pHILBRUSH

Joshi
06-09-2003, 06:26 PM
Wrong! I paid him back last year!

You're so stupid, you locked your keys in the car and then started panicking when it started raining because the top was down.

Das Mole
06-09-2003, 06:33 PM
at least i'm smart enough to not think that i locked my keys in my motorcycle.

you're so ignorant, you don't even know who the girl in my avatar is even though there's been at least 5 different av's of her and i've mentioned her name about 20 times in the past two days!

pHILBRUSH
06-09-2003, 06:50 PM
Jewel Kiltcher

So, I hear you're a lady killer; they take on look at you and die
by fright...

Alia
06-09-2003, 11:32 PM
Too bad they never look at YOU.

Your spelling, punctuation, and grammar would make a two-year-old blush.

Joshi
06-10-2003, 01:34 PM
Yep, they would be embarrased at how good it is.

You're face looks and smells of moldy old cheese.

SCUMMinator2k
06-10-2003, 04:59 PM
You want a piece of me?! :p

You're a total, total... a word has yet to be discovered to describe how totally whatever it is you are you are. But you are one, and a total, total one at that.

Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-10-2003, 05:08 PM
why dont you make up a word? im sure your mommy would like it.

you dont stand a chance against me, im so fast i can lock a drawer and throw the key inside it in the meantime.

Amantis
06-10-2003, 07:16 PM
You must be a worm to be able to do that.

You're just as slippery as a lubricated chicken.

- Amantis

Das Mole
06-10-2003, 07:23 PM
all the better to escape your mile-wide aura of stupidity.

uhh...yeah. i like to say "closing...damn." *hint hint my birthday is in 8 days, on june 18th hint hint*

Gratch
06-19-2003, 10:42 AM
Then I'll just have to borrow yours!

You fight like my mother!

Alia
06-19-2003, 02:11 PM
I kind of noticed that when you ran crying to your room with a broom mark on your behind.

You are an evil minion to the dark janitorial forces!

stibe
06-24-2003, 01:17 AM
You are an evil minion to the dark janitorial forces!
Yeah, and we clean the Island from dirty scum like you.

I'd love a good swordfight like pirates do, but you've got just a letter opener.

Girlbrush
06-26-2003, 10:27 AM
^ Yeh,but atleast I could fight you off with ,yer fork dun work!

V Your mumma musta died o' fright when she saw yeh!

stibe
06-26-2003, 09:57 PM
At least in our family we have guts to die, unlike your mama who's afraid that she wouldn't get a decent funeral because you'd be there to be ashamed of.

I'd love to insult your family, but it is not polite to make fun of retarded people.

Your boat is so lousy that you would have to pay Stan to get it for sale at his Previously Owned Vessels.

Das Mole
06-26-2003, 10:06 PM
two insults? weren't we only suppsed to put one?

you probably have no clue who the girl in my sig image is, and i also doubt you even know what a sig image is, either.

Girlbrush
06-27-2003, 02:31 AM
Well at least it isnt a dingy rescue boat,like yours.

You wouldn't know the difference bettween a dart and an elephnat!

Das Mole
06-27-2003, 02:36 PM
your comeback made no sense at all :confused: what does a dingy rescue boat have anything to do with a sig image at all?
am i on an ignore list or something?! what the hell is going on?! it seems like you're not replying to my insults/comebacks, only to the person before me. do i exist?

i want to know: what the hell is going on around here? has this game been taken over by a posse of newbies that are only replying to each other's posts? if this is the case, get a hotel room and play your little game there.

what the f*** is going on here?!?!?!?!

Girlbrush
06-27-2003, 09:55 PM
Sorry.Ignore me

pHILBRUSH
06-29-2003, 02:13 PM
(I'll just work on "Sorry, ignore me")
who said that?

you're so fat, that I missed 20 minutes of my fave TV program while you changed the channel (The tv in my bar)




-pHILBRUSH

Djm
06-29-2003, 04:58 PM
how aproppiate you fight like a cow:lechuck:

EnchiladaMan
07-02-2003, 10:24 PM
How appropriate you look like one.

Das Mole
07-03-2003, 12:22 AM
how appropriate, what happened to posting insults?:confused:

i hate you so much that i'd give you the double finger, then poke your eyes out with my middle fingers while i was still flipping you off.

EnchiladaMan
07-03-2003, 01:02 AM
(I was tired at the time and didn't feel like posting anything more than a comeback. I figured someone would put in an insult, and I was right.)

Maybe you'd do that to me if you could unlodge your fingers from your nose.

Is that your own hair, or did you scalp a rat?

MonkeyIslandMan
07-04-2003, 08:22 PM
Thats cos i chucked my guts when i saw you

Your mums armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got bob marley in a headlock

MonkeyIslandMan
07-04-2003, 08:24 PM
that was to an insult from ages ago!!
Sorry

Shinji-Ikari
07-10-2003, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by MonkeyIslandMan
Thats cos i chucked my guts when i saw you

Your mums armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got bob marley in a headlock

Ook! ook! Ack! Chee!

You. Are a diddlemunch! (now thats hard to beat :P)

x311
07-30-2003, 11:56 PM
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FireCam (Jonas)
08-03-2003, 01:30 AM
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