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Darth Rythe
05-16-2003, 11:19 PM
What would you do if you had a Mech Warrior?

I would take it through the drive through at McDonalds.

Thrackan Solo
05-16-2003, 11:45 PM
Uhhh...I would have world peace:D

Evil Spock
05-17-2003, 12:29 AM
I would ensure that I had the only mech warrior.

Only then would we have world peace. ;)

vlr

topshot
05-17-2003, 02:31 AM
I would make sure Evil Spock never had the only Mech. And I would also want to take a drive to any place I wanted, like, um, Iraq!

*I drive my Mech to Iraq and start looking for Osama Bin Laden, so that I can personally "kick him in his hairy balls!" :D Oh, and kill him. I find him, his lackeys, and Saddam Hussein hiding in a well-disguised military bunker, and then I kill them all off with just one heavy metal stomp!*

Personally, I would've made some proper adjustments to my Mech. Huge *** guns and bazookas galore!:D

Rogue15
05-17-2003, 03:18 AM
I would hunt down and kill every creator of threads as pathetic as this.

just kidding

actually, I would sell it for $1 billion and enjoy the rest of my life without having to work.

Tyrion
05-17-2003, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by Rogue15
I would hunt down and kill every creator of threads as pathetic as this.

just kidding

actually, I would sell it for $1 billion and enjoy the rest of my life without having to work.

Ditto.

I'd sell it to the government for billions, then buy my own private island.

Laziness is in my vains.:p

BigTeddyPaul
05-17-2003, 03:55 AM
Osama is not in Iraq. Afgahnistan buddy and he might not even be there. I would be shocked if he was in Iraq because everyone knew the Americans would come.

I am a lover and not a fighter so I have little to offer with a killing machine.

BigTeddyPaul

Lunatic Jedi
05-17-2003, 06:52 AM
I WOULD RAMPAGE THROUGH THE CITY, ANNIHILATING ALL WHO STEPPED IN MY WAY, REDUCING THEM TO STAINS ON THE GROUND, GIVING WAY FOR MY MASSIVE ROBOTIC ARMY OF DESTRUCTION TO SEIZE POWER OVER THE EARTH UNDER MY NAME!!!

*Cue random explosions*

OH YEAH!!!

Mex
05-17-2003, 07:10 AM
I would.. ummm, sell it for about $10.0000000000000 :D

Lunatic Jedi
05-17-2003, 07:12 AM
*Random explosion*

BAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!

BigTeddyPaul
05-17-2003, 07:13 AM
Originally posted by Captain wing
I would.. ummm, sell it for about $10.0000000000000 :D

You would sell it for $10? Deal.

BigTeddyPaul

nova_wolf
05-17-2003, 10:09 AM
If I had a mec, it would have to be a fully armed Mad Cat - the very PINNACLE of Mech Design :cool:

I wouldn't sell it, but i would get another eleven built, and become the worlds ultimate fighting force with my select friends piloting the others. Each would have their own wespons load out, so that each had its on variation of a set role, so even if three were anti-armour, they would be for different types.

Paint them up real good too.

Then I would go to japan and ask them if they have any meachs they've been working on on the skly, and if they would like to join me....

I would develop the most flexiable bi-pedal mech assault force in the WORLD!

And then - then.... I will do what no other force is capable of - TAKE OUT AMERICA!!!! :p

That, or take the mech out for a cruise to pull chicks! :D

Lunatic Jedi
05-17-2003, 08:46 PM
And then I would lead my mechanized legion into glorious battle and reduce your miserable peons to a few chunks of smoldering debris!!!

AH HA HA HA HA!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Thrackan Solo
05-17-2003, 09:16 PM
Ok breeathe Lunatic breeeathe its ok. :D


BTW If I had a Mech Warrior we would play soccer together, ride our bikes together go to the movies together, watch tv together, read books together, and..and..and we'd do everything together. Yay!:D :D

Lunatic Jedi
05-17-2003, 09:22 PM
I don't think 50-foot tall robots are capable of ANY of those things. Have you gone CRAAAAAZY? :eyeraise:

Thrackan Solo
05-17-2003, 09:32 PM
What?!? I havent gone crazy*twitches eyes* Ihavent gone crazy*rocks back and forth* Havent ...gone... crazy*drifts off*
I HAVENT GONE CRAZY!!

Tesla
05-17-2003, 09:47 PM
the only mech i will control would be in the games ;)

mima kake
05-17-2003, 10:09 PM
I would jump in a large bath of coca cola.
And try to see what happens with my oxydated spots.:D

Jedi Apprentice
05-17-2003, 11:11 PM
I would take it to Bioware's headquarters and demand a full copy of KoTOR then I would see how many cars I could crush in one mile.

:p

I'd really probabaly sell it like other people have said. :)

But for more then 10 dollars. ;)

Solbe M'ko
05-18-2003, 01:24 AM
If I had a mechwarrior... hmm...
Well, I guess I'd start by getting him a 'mech. Probably a Warhawk or maybe a Hellhound. Then I'd go to Tokyo and call out Godzilla. That would make for a cool movie, and if it started to go bad, Mothra could lend a hand; me and Mothra go way back.

Darth Groovy
05-18-2003, 01:26 AM
I'd sell it to the richest geek, or the highest bidder, and donate the money to charity.

BigTeddyPaul
05-18-2003, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
I'd sell it to the richest geek, or the highest bidder, and donate the money to charity.

Spoken like a true politican Mr. President.

BigTeddyPaul

Darth Rythe
05-18-2003, 06:48 AM
WOW!
see what happens when I leave it overnight!
any way what about sadam who sain or what ever his name is?

Sam
05-18-2003, 06:58 AM
Here are some things I would do with a mech.

[list=1]
I would use its nuclear weapons to cut my grass.
Charge 500 bucks for a ride in it
Use the jumpjets to fly over buildings
Use it as a watch dog when I go on vacation.
Use it as a tree house.
Leave it in the middle of a busy street.
[/list=1]

Darth Rythe
05-18-2003, 07:17 AM
change 500bucks to 800, because what if it runs on petrol?

Loki GM
05-18-2003, 03:25 PM
I would lend it to the government so that they could duplicate it and then we would have an army of mech warriors to wnd the reign of evil leaders like saddam or hitler :D :rhett: :D

Darth Eggplant
05-18-2003, 03:29 PM
I would use it
to open up those damn yellow cans of cornbeef
(with the cow on it, product of New Zealand I think)
cause you always lose the little key thing a bob
on the side. or cut yourself on it.

Solbe M'ko
05-18-2003, 04:45 PM
If I had a mech, I would probably kick George dubya in the groin and then threaten people to give my candy apples, and when they gave me the candy apples, I would throw the candy apples on the ground.

Datheus
05-18-2003, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Rogue15
actually, I would sell it for $1 billion and enjoy the rest of my life without having to work.

You.. have a Mech Warrior. Just TAKE the money. Then you get the Mech AND the money. And perhaps world domination