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Lunatic Jedi
05-17-2003, 09:03 AM
Okay, here's a little thread for those of you who want to work off some anger. Here's the kicker: If this thread turns into a massive flamewar, I've achieved my goal!

This is the deal: SAVAGELY FLAME THE PERSON WHO POSTED BEFORE YOU. However, try not to get personal, and its best to picture the person who posted before as someone you REALLY REALLY HATE. :evil2:

I'll start it out:

I 4r3 73h 1337 r0xx0r! u = 73h n00b!!!!!!!!!!!!111

(This should be an excellent icebreaker)

Sam Fisher
05-17-2003, 10:39 AM
:eyeraise:..... I think I see a spammer...

Kstar__2
05-17-2003, 11:00 AM
lol, exellent idea lucatic:D

ok mr. fisher, don't be offended.

stop posting unnecerely (sp?) smilies :mad:

BCanr2d2
05-17-2003, 11:03 AM
What do you know, it's someone who can't spell - back to grade school man.....................:D

obi
05-17-2003, 11:42 AM
Hey dumpface, don't make fun of his spelling.

HEY STEVE!

Kstar__2
05-17-2003, 11:45 AM
that's easy...


get out of these forums, stupid star trek geek:mad:


:p

obi
05-17-2003, 11:49 AM
More like you get out of these forums, NERD!

(and it's x-men geek now :p )

Acrylic
05-17-2003, 01:01 PM
Quit calling my BESTEST FRIEND Kstar (In his dreams :rolleyes: ) A NERD! Pimple......ass.... (As you can see I'm not good with this whatsoever. :p)

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 02:08 PM
Bestest Friend? You ain't got ANY friends, Billy-no-mates! :mad:









...is that right? :p I ain't no good at this flaming lark...

B.

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 02:11 PM
NO ITS NOT RIGHT GO BACK TO THE SHADOW!:mad:









:p I never usually flame

Kstar__2
05-17-2003, 02:21 PM
that's good, cuz you suck at it:p

Skate Boy
05-17-2003, 02:25 PM
At least he has a name that makes sence.





@obi, I love Trogdor.:D

HertogJan
05-17-2003, 02:31 PM
SkateBoy?? You wouldn't even RECOGNIZE a skate when it's being thrown in your face!!

Now go back an play Tony Hawk :mad:

Hmmm... didn't have the effect I was hoping for, still angry :)

Acrylic
05-17-2003, 02:31 PM
You dont....You even said you dont even skate!


EDIT- That was towards SkateBoy. :)

Skate Boy
05-17-2003, 02:32 PM
I'd insult both of you, but you guys probably wouldn't get it.

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by AcrylicGuitar
You dont....You even said you dont even skate!


EDIT- That was towards SkateBoy. :)

Frei... what kinda title is that more like

Freidy Cat!

Skate Boy
05-17-2003, 02:45 PM
Maybe if you listened to the rules, you might insult people better.








This is fun:D

Kstar__2
05-17-2003, 02:49 PM
SB, stop trying to insult the mirror, it's comming right back at ya:p

ckcsaber
05-17-2003, 02:51 PM
Shuddup Kstar!

Go dance in your wooden Star Wars shoes!!


:p

Neko Lain
05-17-2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by ckcsaber
Shuddup Kstar!

Go dance in your wooden Star Wars shoes!!


:p


You shut up! people like you do not even deserve to speak! :cool:

Kstar__2
05-17-2003, 02:58 PM
they are too small:p
how's your hair doing btw?:p


edit: obviously ment for CKC :p

Sam Fisher
05-17-2003, 02:59 PM
I don't dance with H4xor's!

Acrylic
05-17-2003, 03:00 PM
Just to say, Frei means free :cool:


Anyways. Kstar....you smell like porkiepine bologna.

Sam Fisher
05-17-2003, 03:04 PM
Well AcrylicGuitar, you look like a monky lizard

ckcsaber
05-17-2003, 03:04 PM
Acrylic you crazy son of a......... that woman in your sig scares me.


:eek:

Sam Fisher
05-17-2003, 03:06 PM
A good flame..... your mama look like a cow!







no offense

Neko Lain
05-17-2003, 03:06 PM
You all scare me!.....in a bad way!

Sam Fisher
05-17-2003, 03:07 PM
Too bad....why don't you say something?

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 03:09 PM
Why don't you NOT say something? :p

Sam Fisher
05-17-2003, 03:11 PM
Because I have.

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 03:14 PM
Well no-one was listening anyway so LEAVE IT AT THAT!




:p

Sam Fisher
05-17-2003, 03:16 PM
Sorry.... am I a bad flamer?

Skate Boy
05-17-2003, 03:19 PM
No, you're not.

Oh, and by the way, pigs fly out of my butt.

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 03:19 PM
Bad? You're APPALLING!!
You'll be sticking your tongue out next and saying I smell of poo!







(nah, you're alright mate ;) )
B.

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by SamFisher
Sorry.... am I a bad flamer?

No your a perfect troll you're dumb, never have a point and are hated by all!




You know I'm just jokinh for the game! :D

Sam Fisher
05-17-2003, 03:23 PM
You just described BLaCKouT_1138!

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 03:25 PM
I just described everyone who posted above me!

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 03:27 PM
Oooh! described, that's a big word!
GET BACK IN YER PRAM!! :p




B.

Sam Fisher
05-17-2003, 03:27 PM
Is that so you ***********, *****!

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138
Oooh! described, that's a big word!
GET BACK IN YER PRAM!! :p




B.

Ohhh pram, big word! I'd say there was a **** in your mouth but I'm mod friendly!

Tyrion
05-17-2003, 03:36 PM
You are all morons who love to inflict saddistic and cruel insults and derogatory language on misinformed, ignorant cretins who are synonyms of yourself.

I pertrude on your existiance.

*spits*

Neko Lain
05-17-2003, 03:47 PM
I laugh at your existense!

Sam Fisher
05-17-2003, 03:48 PM
How dare tou spit on us! you little *****!

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 03:49 PM
I laught at your face!

Jed
05-17-2003, 03:50 PM
I'm just posting so people can flame me.

Oh, how low can my self esteem go....*sigh*

Sam Fisher
05-17-2003, 03:50 PM
I laugh at your pimples!



:p

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 03:52 PM
I laugh at your laugh!

B.

Neko Lain
05-17-2003, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Matt-Liell
I laught at your face!



Are you saying i am ugly?!?


Get better glasses you geek!

and go to hell!

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by Neko Lain
Are you saying i am ugly?!?
Get better glasses you geek!
and go to hell!

No. But I'm saying it!
I don't need glasses,
and I'm already there!

Bite me.
B.







:p

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 04:05 PM
I can't chew that much fat at once!

Acrylic
05-17-2003, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by Matt-Liell
I can't chew that much fat at once!

:lol: :lol: SERIOUSLY That has made me laugh so damned much!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:



...Damned tub of lard...

Neko Lain
05-17-2003, 04:08 PM
You can all roll over and play dead!

I can make it look very realistick! :rolleyes:

Sam Fisher
05-17-2003, 04:08 PM
Good riddance!













j/k:D

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by AcrylicGuitar
:lol: :lol: SERIOUSLY That has made me laugh so damned much!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:



...Damned tub of lard...


[goes out of dissing mode so flame the next person up] I though it was really good myself! [/going back to dissing mode next post]

obi
05-17-2003, 04:16 PM
Matt-Liell? God, I thought you were dead. Er, make that I HOPED you were dead. You are so dumb...erg.... do us a favor and STICK YOUR HEAD IN THIS HOT LAVA!

http://www.mjr.com/images/sub_page/consumables/lava.jpg

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
Matt-Liell? God, I thought you were dead. Er, make that I HOPED you were dead. You are so dumb...erg.... do us a favor and STICK YOUR HEAD IN THIS HOT LAVA!

http://www.mjr.com/images/sub_page/consumables/lava.jpg


Obi-Wan13? Hey thats an original name. You're so slow you were 13th to think of the name Obi-Wan!:rolleyes:

obi
05-17-2003, 04:25 PM
(rofl, you arse :p )

Why don't you go crying back to mommy, Matt? Tell her that the bully is being mean to you again. :rolleyes:

Here, give her these flowers I picked for her. Tell her I said thanks. She'll know why.

*gives flowers*


( :p )

Tyrion
05-17-2003, 04:26 PM
Sheesh, and your sobriquet is so much better, Matt-Liel. I mean,seriously, are you so uncreative that you have to use a common name? Sometimes I postulate wether or not,based on your demeanor, that you passed high school or not. I'm surprized your family hasnt disowned you yet.

Edit- And Obi, stop trying to get laid because you're so damn desparate. It's almost like you're ignoring the bible being so lustful.

obi
05-17-2003, 04:29 PM
Tyrion, stop talking in big words. It doesn't work for you, trust me. Dork. BTW, you are not old enough to say "get laid." So don't, you son of a motherless goat.

Neko Lain
05-17-2003, 04:31 PM
Ok, when i said go to hell, i ment that you should stay there! ;)

HertogJan
05-17-2003, 04:31 PM
Tyrion, your momma is so damn fat, NASA put a sattelite into orbit around her... And that wouldn't be so bad, if only she wasn't like the thinnest person in your family!

Tyrion
05-17-2003, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
Tyrion, stop talking in big words. It doesn't work for you, trust me. Dork. BTW, you are not old enough to say "get laid." So don't, you son of a motherless goat.

I dont have to not speak in words larger than four letters just because you dont understand them. And I'm old enough mentally to say "get laid". You, on the other hand, have the mental knowledge of a 2 year old. I bet you were sucking on your thumb while typing your unwitty retort.

Edit- and HertogJan, you must have been raised in the ghetto, because your insults are trailer trash!

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
Why don't you go crying back to mommy, Matt? Tell her that the bully is being mean to you again. :rolleyes:
Here, give her these flowers I picked for her. Tell her I said thanks. She'll know why.
*gives flowers* ( :p )

LOL, that is MINT!


Obi-Wan13? Yeah, all that tells us is that there are at least 12 people more important than you! You may as well be 'Luke Skywalker 31,255,123' LOSER.

EDIT: And Tyrion, I bet a thumb isn't the only thing you've sucked on recently.

:p

obi
05-17-2003, 04:36 PM
Tyrion, I may have the knowledge of a two year old, but at least I am bigger then you. :p

BLaCKouT_1138, my name may have a "13," but yours has a freaking 1138. Now, you tell me that i have 12 more people more important then me. You have 1137 more important then you.

(vengance is mine! muahahahaha! :p )

Tyrion
05-17-2003, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138

EDIT: And Tyrion, I bet a thumb isn't the only thing you've sucked on recently.

:p

How did you know I sucked on a lolypop? :eek: :p

Freak.

And Obi, you may be taller than me, but you're so slow and dumb that I just have to get a knife and you'd walk into it.

obi
05-17-2003, 04:42 PM
Jeeze, you are such a loser, tyrion. Everyone here knows I would not walk into a knife :rolleyes:

I'd run into it! jackass!

Reborn Outcast
05-17-2003, 04:46 PM
Oh dear me I have waited for this day for a LONG time. :D


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Obi, you waste my air (and my knives). Just... stop... breathing. Continue your pathetic existence in your pathetic manner and your shrivled mind with your stupid personality. Die.
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I hope you know I'm kidding Obi. :D

obi
05-17-2003, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by Reborn Outcast


I hope you know I'm kidding Obi. :D

Banned. :)

BIZNATCH! I hope your car breaks into tiny pieces of sheet rock and your microwave grows tired of your endless torment of it, and starts a revolution of kitchen appliances! You shall fall by your own egg beater!

Thrackan Solo
05-17-2003, 06:10 PM
Ha you worthless peice of mass. I hope you rot you wheel-chair ridden mutant.;)


Please no Bannage:eek:

Reborn Outcast
05-17-2003, 06:13 PM
Your going to need more than a Bandage when I get through with your Bannage (what a pun hahaha... *cough*). If I had the choice to never hear of you again or have 25 trillion dollars, I would choose to never hear of you again. That's how worthless you are.

Die.
--------------------------------

:D

Lunatic Jedi
05-17-2003, 06:45 PM
You write the stupidest puns in existence! You should be drawn and quartered, and have possums defacate on your corpse!

I kid of course. :p

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 06:51 PM
Call that flaming? You ain't even sparking boy!! You couldn't start a flame war with Saddam Hussein, George W Bush, two cans of petrol and a match!
I don't know why you're even bothering!!! :mad: Get back in your box, you!





(By the way LunaticJedi, is this what you were hoping for when you started this thread? :p )

B.

Lunatic Jedi
05-17-2003, 06:54 PM
This is exactly what I was hoping for. I feel better already! :D

Go sodomize a chimpanzee you sorry excuse for an organism.

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
Go sodomize a chimpanzee you sorry excuse for an organism.

Well you'll have to give me the chimp back first, have you finished with it? I hate sloppy seconds...


:p B.

Lunatic Jedi
05-17-2003, 07:08 PM
You have a sick mind, you freak. Go back to the primordial soup you crawled out of.

obi
05-17-2003, 07:12 PM
Get yourself a job and get your own primordial soup, dumpus!

Lunatic Jedi
05-17-2003, 07:14 PM
GET FUNCTIONING LEGS YOU TWISTED MUTANT MONSTROSITY!!! :p

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
GET FUNCTIONING LEGS YOU TWISTED MUTANT MONSTROSITY!!! :p


At least hes no lunatic! (one of my worst disses ever!:p)

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 07:23 PM
Originally posted by Matt-Liell
At least hes no lunatic! (one of my worst disses ever!:p)

OI MATT! HES has an apostrophe in it!
If you spent less time Alt-Tabbing between the Swamp and dwarf porn you might have time to learn some PUNCTUATION!!! DUNCE!!!



:p B.

Lunatic Jedi
05-17-2003, 07:24 PM
Your flames are pathetic. Go sit in a quiet corner and practice being intelligent.

obi
05-17-2003, 07:24 PM
I HAVE functioning legs, stupid! The Wheel Chair was designed to throw people off! I am actually a third degree black belt in karate! If I stood up right now, I would so give you a swift kick to the jaw!

Panzyboy!

As for you, Matt, don't try to stick up for me. You suck to much, or something. ( :p )

Lunatic Jedi
05-17-2003, 07:25 PM
You can't now!

*Shoots obi with a taser*

HAHAHA!!!

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
I HAVE functioning legs, stupid! The Wheel Chair was designed to throw people off! I am actually a third degree black belt in karate! If I stood up right now, I would so give you a swift kick to the jaw!

Panzyboy!

As for you, Matt, don't try to stick up for me. You suck to much, or something. ( :p )

Who says I was sticking up for you? I was merely pointing out you have a bit more intelligence then him, which isn't saying much at all!




:p

obi
05-17-2003, 07:29 PM
A bit more?? Just a BIT??!?!?!?!?!

My IQ is so high, they had to shoot darts at it to get it to float back down once! You piece of worthless string!

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
A bit more?? Just a BIT??!?!?!?!?!

My IQ is so high, they had to shoot darts at it to get it to float back down once! You piece of worthless string!


So you must be really short then!


:p

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 07:33 PM
Not as short as my patience is becoming with your cretinous posts.


:p B.

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138
Not as short as my patience is becoming with your cretinous posts.


:p B.

At least I can handle disses! Whiney want a cracker!


:p

obi
05-17-2003, 07:37 PM
Dear lord, Matt. I thought I had seen it all, but apparently, I haven't. That last post by you is very pathetic. I wasted my time reading it. I want my time back. By the time I got done reading that post, I could have done all sorts of stuff, like, Eat a snickers bar, or lay down on a sidewalk....

I think I'll do those right now!

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by Matt-Liell
At least I can handle disses! Whiney want a cracker!

I'm gonna 'cracker' your head open as soon as I'm finished with your mom! Bee-atch.


:p B.

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
lay down on a sidewalk....


Do us all a favour, skip the sidewalk and lay right in the middle of the road!




:p B.

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
Dear lord, Matt. I thought I had seen it all, but apparently, I haven't. That last post by you is very pathetic. I wasted my time reading it. I want my time back. By the time I got done reading that post, I could have done all sorts of stuff, like, Eat a snickers bar, or lay down on a sidewalk....

I think I'll do those right now!


Therefore also proving you have no life!

obi
05-17-2003, 07:42 PM
Blackout, me laying in the road will only CAUSE trouble, not END it. I would do massive damage to your automobile with my large gut.

As for you, MATT, I have a life. It just happens to involve eating a snickers bar and laying down on the sidewalk. I don't critisize your life, I'd appreciate the same respect, HOSER.

:p

Reborn Outcast
05-17-2003, 07:44 PM
I feel bad for your mother... what was she thinking when she had you? Oh, and tell her thanks for last night to!
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Oh man I kid! :D

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Reborn Outcast
I feel bad for your mother... what was she thinking when she had you? Oh, and tell her thanks for last night to!
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Oh man I kid! :D


At least the doctor didn't slap his mother when he was born!







:p

Reborn Outcast
05-17-2003, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Matt-Liell
At least the doctor didn't slap his mother when he was born!







:p

Ah, put the bag back over your face so your mom doesn't have to look at you when she kisses you good night. Overgrown troglodyte.

:D

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by Reborn Outcast
Ah, put the bag back over your face so your mom doesn't have to look at you when she kisses you good night. Overgrown troglodyte.

:D


My mom doesn't kiss me goodnight! You forget, I'm not a little baby like you!



:p

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Matt-Liell
My mom doesn't kiss me goodnight! You forget, I'm not a little baby like you!

You're right, sometimes it's me, most of the time: other swampies.


(You know what really sickens me? Lunatic has now made about 100 points in a matter of hours through this barrage of filth. The git. )


:p B.

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138
You're right, sometimes it's me, most of the time: other swampies.


(You know what really sickens me? Lunatic has now made about 100 points in a matter of hours through this barrage of filth. The git. )


:p B.


Now I know why your name is Blackout cause people leave you in the dark!






:p

Lunatic Jedi
05-17-2003, 08:04 PM
You do not question my greatness you miserable peon!!!

BURN!!!

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Matt-Liell
Now I know why your name is Blackout cause people leave you in the dark!

Speaking of name origins, are you one of those kids who hangs out at the local shopping-centre?

'Cos you're name's an anagram of El Mall Tit. I can picture it now...




:p B.

ckcsaber
05-17-2003, 08:07 PM
That was a crappy flame BLaCKouT.

YOU SUCK!!!

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138
Speaking of name origins, are you one of those kids who hangs out at the local shopping-centre?

'Cos you're name's an anagram of El Mall Tit. I can picture it now...




:p B.

What couldn't actually put together a sentece that made sense?




:p

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by Matt-Liell
What couldn't actually put together a sentece that made sense?


no :(

(couldn't be arsed to look that far down the list to be honest - anagrams - (http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram) :p




:p B.

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138
no :(






:p B.


Looks like I won the war, I made the the best diss. He couldn't come back, wheres my prize? :D



:p

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 08:14 PM
Originally posted by Matt-Liell
Looks like I won the war, I made the the best diss. He couldn't come back, wheres my prize? :D

Well how about I'll not kick your ass in front of all your little girlfriends here, and you just shut up and get on with the flaming? Retard.



:p B.

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138
Well how about I'll not kick your ass in front of all your little girlfriends here, and you just shut up and get on with the flaming? Retard.



:p B.

Big words coming from a one celled life form! Hey whats that stuck to my shoe is it gum? No ITS YOU!



:p

Reborn Outcast
05-17-2003, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by Matt-Liell
Big words coming from a one celled life form! Hey whats that stuck to my shoe is it gum? No ITS YOU!



:p

Oh man I hopes it's not true what I just saw... you had to EDIT YOUR FLAME?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

For a one-celled organism... he's pretty good as burning you up you worthless pile of crap!

:D

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-17-2003, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by Matt-Liell
Big words coming from a one celled life form!

Says the boy who has trouble counting to one :rolleyes:


[flaming off] Okay fellaz, I've been up since 5am and I'm gonna go crash out now. I'll be checking this thread in about 12 hours and I expect a) at least another 5 pages of insults, and b) an absolute cracker of a retort to this particular post. Meanwhile, you guys keep the flame burning! This is the greatest thread I've seen in a long time. [/flaming off]

Mongs. :p
B.

Lunatic Jedi
05-17-2003, 08:22 PM
Oh shut up. You have the IQ of a small lump of congealed mayonnaise (of course, that's a terrible insult to the mayonnaise).

Reborn Outcast
05-17-2003, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138
Says the boy who has trouble counting to one :rolleyes:


[flaming off] Okay fellaz, I've been up since 5am and I'm gonna go crash out now. I'll be checking this thread in about 12 hours and I expect a) at least another 5 pages of insults, and b) an absolute cracker of a retort to this particular post. Meanwhile, you guys keep the flame burning! This is the greatest thread I've seen in a long time. [/flaming off]

Mongs. :p
B.

Well I'm sure thats about all you can count to also, considering that that's how long your pecka is.


:D

Matt-Liell
05-17-2003, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Reborn Outcast
Oh man I hopes it's not true what I just saw... you had to EDIT YOUR FLAME?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

For a one-celled organism... he's pretty good as burning you up you worthless pile of crap!

:D

Ya I did cause it was originally directed at you but I changed the quote becuase I thought I'd spare you the humiliation.

Reborn Outcast
05-17-2003, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Matt-Liell
Ya I did cause it was originally directed at you but I changed the quote becuase I thought I'd spare you the humiliation.

Cornered wild animals often make up excuses...

Lunatic Jedi
05-17-2003, 08:41 PM
No, they go berserk and fight furiously. Apparently you're so stupid you odn't even grasp the most basic concept of instinct.

Reborn Outcast
05-17-2003, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
No, they go berserk and fight furiously. Apparently you're so stupid you odn't even grasp the most basic concept of instinct.

And apparently you have no concept of what a metaphor is... go back to school young one.

Agen
05-17-2003, 10:32 PM
I hope you die.

Reborn Outcast
05-17-2003, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by Agen_Terminator
I hope you die.

How original! You're probably patting yourself on your back right now I'll bet. Well stop. Because you suck. At life. Thank you!
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:D

Sam Fisher
05-17-2003, 10:37 PM
No. But i haven't been here for a loong time.

Reborn Outcast
05-17-2003, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by SamFisher
No. But i haven't been here for a loong time.

Ok this isn't a flame but it could turn into a real one real fast if you don't give a good reason. Why do you spam like this? Your post does not seem to be directed at ANYONE and it's not even a flame, which is the whole point of this thread.

Sam Fisher
05-17-2003, 10:43 PM
You are so fat that you would need auditourm(sp?) to seat you!

Thrackan Solo
05-17-2003, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by SamFisher
You are so fat that you would need auditourm(sp?) to seat you!


Auditourm?!:confused: Does that even sound close to Auditorium you worthless piece of trash? I hope your car brakes down in the middle of Rush Hour and that flees of a thousand camels infest your armpits!;)

Lunatic Jedi
05-18-2003, 05:52 AM
And I hope you step in... pie!

Father Torque
05-18-2003, 05:57 AM
Well I hope you fail your math test:eek: you big lunitic:mad:

Lunatic Jedi
05-18-2003, 06:01 AM
DAMNIT HOW DID YOU KNOW I HAVE A MATH TEST?! SERIOUSLY, HOW?! I ACTUALLY HAVE A MATH TEST ON TUESDAY!!! SWEET FLAMING CRAP YOU'RE FREAKIN' PSYCHIC!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! !!!!!!!!

*Runs screaming into the night*

Father Torque
05-18-2003, 06:04 AM
*Trips Lunatic as he is running*

HEHEHEHE

:p

Lunatic Jedi
05-18-2003, 06:10 AM
*Pokes Torque repeatedly with a spoon*

Father Torque
05-18-2003, 06:14 AM
*Hits Lunitic over the head with a hamhock (continuously)*

Lunatic Jedi
05-18-2003, 07:24 AM
*Takes a nap in the hammock*

HertogJan
05-18-2003, 08:11 AM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
*Pokes Torque repeatedly with a spoon*


You fool, don't you know THERE IS NO SPOON??!!

*throws a piano on top of the struggling Father Torque and Lunatic Jedi*

Lunatic Jedi
05-18-2003, 09:33 AM
If there's no spoon, there's no piano either!

*The piano disappears in a puff of logic*

Sam Fisher
05-18-2003, 10:58 AM
Logic? did I see logic? I don't think so...

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-18-2003, 11:11 AM
Okay morons I'm back. ;)

Originally posted by SamFisher
Logic? did I see logic? I don't think so...

The only thing you'll be seing is my boot coming down on your face, as you try and string together a plea for mercy! But don't worry, I won't kick you to death, I can't be bothered to expend the energy on you!!!



:p B.

Matt-Liell
05-18-2003, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by Thrackan Solo
Auditourm?!:confused: Does that even sound close to Auditorium you worthless piece of trash? I hope your car brakes down in the middle of Rush Hour and that flees of a thousand camels infest your armpits!;)


He probably shaves his armpits too!





:p

Sam Fisher
05-18-2003, 11:19 AM
You s***** armpit sniffer!

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-18-2003, 06:54 PM
You haven't even got armpits you no-limbed freak!


:p B.

Thrackan Solo
05-18-2003, 07:01 PM
DIE!! DIE!!! DIE DIE!!!!

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-18-2003, 07:14 PM
Why don't you make me, you mono-syllabic mutant? :mad:



:p B.

Agen
05-18-2003, 07:15 PM
STFU! you couldn't flame if you were given a lighter and deoderant... incompetent retard.





:p

Seph
05-18-2003, 07:15 PM
you know what.... nevermind it's just to easy:p

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-18-2003, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by Agen_Terminator
STFU! you couldn't flame if you were given a lighter and deoderant... incompetent retard.

It's spelt deodOrant. Go buy some and you'd be able to see that you smelly weirdo.


:p B.

Loki GM
05-18-2003, 07:34 PM
youre all flaming #$%*%s who need to learn how to flame with passion so go grab one of Agen_Terminators spoons and eat my ass

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-18-2003, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by Quendi
youre all flaming #$%*%s who need to learn how to flame with passion so go grab one of Agen_Terminators spoons and eat my ass

I ain't that hungry!
Someone tell Jesus to bring the five thousand this way, I've found them a meal.

:p B.

Agen
05-18-2003, 07:40 PM
Well seeing your not any good at any of those 3 things in your sig.

Loki GM
05-18-2003, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138
I ain't that hungry!
Someone tell Jesus to bring the five thousand this way, I've found them a meal.

:p B.

WTF are you talking about you ****nut have you fried your brain with all that pot you been smokin

Lunatic Jedi
05-19-2003, 12:57 AM
I figure you would know exactly how a pothead sounds. You are one, after all.

Loki GM
05-19-2003, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
I figure you would know exactly how a pothead sounds. You are one, after all.

is that what you call flaming you ****king retard :D :p :D

Sivy
05-19-2003, 01:21 AM
calling you a retard would be an insult to retarded people.



:D

Sam Fisher
05-19-2003, 10:51 AM
Up yours!

obi
05-19-2003, 12:40 PM
Up his what, exactly? You are so dimwitted, you cannot even finish a sentance!

:p

Sam Fisher
05-19-2003, 12:44 PM
At least I don't flame people for it.

Matt-Liell
05-19-2003, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by SamFisher
At least I don't flame people for it.


At least he can Flame!













:p

Sam Fisher
05-19-2003, 12:50 PM
True enough, sorry.

obi
05-19-2003, 12:54 PM
Thats not a flame, you mentally challenged rhino!

Sivy
05-19-2003, 12:55 PM
you seem to be having difficultly grasping the concept of this game.

don't be sorry! tell him to get back into his box before the nurse catches him


:D

edit: that was for Sam,

and this is for you obi..

you suck!


:D I win!

obi
05-19-2003, 01:01 PM
You win what, exactly? If you guessed punch in the face, you are correct!
*delivers a right hook*


Now, go forth out of my face, you pig-dog!

Sivy
05-19-2003, 01:07 PM
i win a night with your girlfriend.

don't worry, i'll get her back to you in one piece

:D


that was low :p he he

obi
05-19-2003, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by Sivy B

that was low :p he he

(ewwww, prepare for the mother of all flames, now :p )

YOU ARE A PIECE OF MOLDED CHEESECAKE! YOUR OWN MOTHER DISOWNED YOU!


YOU PLAY BASEBALL LIKE A GIRL!

(Take that, hotshot :p )

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-19-2003, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
YOU PLAY BASEBALL LIKE A GIRL!

Duh! that's rounders you moron! :rolleyes:






:p B.

Sam Fisher
05-21-2003, 07:22 PM
Superf***ingmorificpiceofsh*t.




Ah.. ahem

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-21-2003, 07:44 PM
Learn to use the space bar you lobotomized tramp-felcher.

:p B.

Sam Fisher
05-21-2003, 10:33 PM
At least I'm not the lazy piece of pimple pus that you are!

Sam Fisher
05-22-2003, 03:53 PM
Sorry for double posting, but is this thread dead?

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-22-2003, 04:12 PM
Hmmm, it seems like it could be :(

Folk seem too karmic in the week to flame each other! ;) Although it could pick up at the weekend again. I hope so, I can't post this kind of stuff anywhere else!

COME ON SCUM BAGS! DO YOUR WORST!!!

B.

Sam Fisher
05-22-2003, 04:49 PM
Hey! look another m****f***er of the universe!

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-22-2003, 05:07 PM
Go get *****d, *****-breath!

B.

Sam Fisher
05-22-2003, 08:18 PM
Oh, how dare you call me that! you little [unmentionable words:D ] ******!

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-22-2003, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by SamFisher
Oh, how dare you call me that!

Well, quite easily, as it applies perfectly to you, dumba$$ :p

B.

Sam Fisher
05-22-2003, 08:33 PM
Ooooh..... now I'm scared!

Sivy
05-22-2003, 11:19 PM
but you’re certainly not original

:D

topshot
05-22-2003, 11:36 PM
I haven't seen threads like this since, um, never......

*gets a hungry look in his eyes.*

......OH WAIT A MINUTE! I HAVE! LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO ROAST YOU ALL ON A STICK! PREPARE TO FRY.........STARTING WITH MY FIRST CHOICE! YOU, SIVY-B-A-CHICKEN!!!!!! :D

Sam Fisher
05-22-2003, 11:38 PM
Is that so you M/F!?

Darklighter
05-22-2003, 11:42 PM
Yes, that is so, you dirty-great platypus :p Now get outta here and mind your own business, you Splinter Cell wannabe...


Just to clarify, I didn't mean that really. So sorry =(

Sam Fisher
05-22-2003, 11:57 PM
Splinter Cell wanna be? I am one.

Whoohoo 900 posts.

Sivy
05-23-2003, 12:06 AM
Woohoo!

you still a n00b!


:D

Sam Fisher
05-23-2003, 12:26 AM
Well if I'm a n00b, then what are you?

Lunatic Jedi
05-23-2003, 12:39 AM
A dumbass. And so are you!

Sam Fisher
05-23-2003, 12:45 AM
Ouch, that hurt:p It you are a dumbass, then are you a jackass too?

Lunatic Jedi
05-23-2003, 12:47 AM
You're very versatile, Sam. You can bray like a donkey while acting like a horses ass! :p

Sam Fisher
05-23-2003, 12:54 AM
Thanks a lot, monkey-ass sniffer.

topshot
05-23-2003, 01:49 AM
Huh? DO I HEAR A CHALLENGE?!?!?!? Lunatic Jedi, where are you hiding, weakling?????

Lunatic Jedi
05-23-2003, 01:52 AM
*Descends from the ceiling and whacks topshot over the head, knocking him out*

Weakling, eh?

Sam Fisher
05-23-2003, 11:29 AM
*Sneaking in the shadows, Sam walks up behind Lunatic Jedi and does a quick knockout- round-in-the-head*


Bye bye, Lunatic.

Lunatic Jedi
05-24-2003, 06:30 AM
*Spins around, dazed*

I'LL BET YOUR ASS HAS A GIGANTIC MOLE ON IT!!!

*Loses conciousness*

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-24-2003, 09:06 AM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
I'LL BET YOUR ASS HAS A GIGANTIC MOLE ON IT!!!

And I'll bet it still makes better posts than you.

:p B.

Darklighter
05-24-2003, 09:40 AM
LMFAO!:lol:

That was funny...wonder what the B stands for...how about Bog-brained-ass-candle.


Sorry, I'm tired, I couldn't think of anything better XD

Sam Fisher
05-24-2003, 02:11 PM
How about Dumber-than-s*it-blunderer.

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-24-2003, 02:32 PM
How about you come back later, when you've learned how to flame?
Co** knocker.

:p B.

Sam Fisher
05-24-2003, 02:52 PM
That out of bounds, @$$ licker!

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-24-2003, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by SamFisher
That out of bounds, @$$ licker!

And you're out of your depth, boy! GET BACK IN YER BOX!

:p B.

Sam Fisher
05-24-2003, 03:01 PM
Thats it, you are dead. *Sam get his grenade launcher and fires a round at BLaCKouT_1138s' ass.* Good bye.

Have a nice flight to hell.

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-24-2003, 03:04 PM
//knocks grenade back to Sam with a tennis racquet. Ka B O O O M.

Try harder, moron. :p

B.

Sam Fisher
05-24-2003, 03:10 PM
*still not dead, Sam this time uses a nuke.*
HEHEHE!


P.S.

Are you saving for something? For the store?

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-24-2003, 03:17 PM
//invoking his power over the Matrix, Blackout 1138 goes bullet time and disarms the nuke by the time it has covered half the distance to where he was originally standing.

Now I am starting to get... agitated.
Back to playschool, kid. ;)

B.

PS. Just a sig image.

Sam Fisher
05-24-2003, 03:21 PM
The Matrix doesn't exist, so why bother, MORON! *evil laugh*

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-24-2003, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by SamFisher
The Matrix doesn't exist

Then neither do you. Which is good news for the rest of us.
[EVIL-ER LAUGH] :p

B.

Sam Fisher
05-24-2003, 03:27 PM
Are you implying that I'm an Agent? What gave you that idea?


P.S.

Want 25 points?

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-24-2003, 03:31 PM
No, just a rogue program that should have been terminated a long time ago*
At this rate it's gonna happen soon.

B

PS. If ya like, why's that then? You getting sick of the big numbers?
*You need to go see Reloaded for that one, go see it, go see it!

Sam Fisher
05-24-2003, 03:35 PM
Rouge program? WTF?!?!

P.S.

If you want help to get your sig.... I can, but I want all of the points I donate back after you get it, Ok?

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-24-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by SamFisher
Rouge program? WTF?!?!

Rogue - noun, An organism that shows an undesirable variation from a standard.

Rouge - noun, A red or pink cosmetic for coloring the cheeks or lips.

I think you should spend more time HERE (http://dictionary.reference.com/) , dunce!

:p B.


PS. Nah, it's alright mate. I've got the patience to build the 900 up myself, thanks very much for the offer though! Besides, it's gonna take me quite a while to build them up at my present rate, and I wouldn't want to 'owe' for that long. Know what I mean? I do appreciate the offer though.

Sam Fisher
05-24-2003, 03:50 PM
Sorry about that, misspelling. Anyway, how do I spell when I am around you?

topshot
05-24-2003, 05:07 PM
*A huge turtle shell hits Topshot where it hurts.*

Uh-ohhhhh. SOMEBODY'S DEAD!!!!!!!!

//Throws the huge tortoise shell 5x's the size of Lunatic Jedi at, um, well, Lunatic Jedi's most private part, while hurling a huger than life grenade to kill off SamFisher and the rest of the people taunting each other senseless.*

That oughta teach you all to mess with the master of guns!

Sam Fisher
05-24-2003, 05:50 PM
Master of Sh*t, you mean!

Lunatic Jedi
05-24-2003, 06:41 PM
AAAGHHH!!! MY BALLS!!!

*Kicks Topshot in the crotch repeatedly*

DIE YOU ASS****ING ****SUCKING PILE OF ****!!! DIE!!!!

topshot
05-24-2003, 08:16 PM
//Topshot sneaks up to Lunatic Jedi from behind while he's distracted repeatedly kicking a cleverly disguised impersonation of Topshot, then taps LJ on the shoulder, while eating a carrot, pretending he's Bugs Bunny.*

Eh? What's up, doc? :D

And as for SamFisher.......

*Keeps blasting him with "huge as hell" AK-47's until Fisher's nothing but a rotting corpse.*

Sam Fisher
05-24-2003, 09:46 PM
Rotting corpse.... why you..... DIEDIEDIE MOTHER****ING PIECE OF ****!

topshot
05-24-2003, 11:19 PM
Hey, that was actually.....pretty funny! :rofl:

//Smashes Sam's face in with a rock, just for trying to kill him.*

Ooh! THAT has gotta hurt you more than it hurts me! :rofl:

Boy! I crack myself up! :D

Sam Fisher
05-24-2003, 11:27 PM
*topshot watches as Sam goes into bullet time, dodging the rock*

Watch the MASTER! Motherf***ing peice of.....

Samuel Dravis
05-24-2003, 11:35 PM
Hefts his silenced sniper rifle into place. Aims. puff.

SamFisher's head disentegrates into a red cloud.

I hate people who try cover up their stupidity with cusswords...

:p
j/k!

Sam Fisher
05-24-2003, 11:37 PM
* at the last second, Sam pulls the pin from the grenade he is holding.... BOOM!*

Samuel Dravis
05-24-2003, 11:42 PM
Crap.

Turns to run, as time slows down just to make SamuelDravis look cool....

3...

2...

1...

Sam Fisher
05-24-2003, 11:45 PM
*too late... b***h*

As the world around him turns to molten flame...

Thrackan Solo
05-24-2003, 11:50 PM
YOU ****** ******* *** YOU PEICE OF **** ******!!!!!**** DIEDIEDIE!!!

Samuel Dravis
05-24-2003, 11:52 PM
Good thing I'm the server.

GODMODE ON

What a pitiful attempt.

Sam Fisher
05-24-2003, 11:53 PM
What the hell? Sam thinks as he wakes up, looking around. He sees Samuel Dravis' mangled corpse on the ground..... God... then he faints.

Samuel Dravis
05-24-2003, 11:57 PM
...Assisted, of course, by the steel-toed boot of SamuelDravis viciously kicking his head as hard as possible.

Looks over at his previous body. Inadequate piece of flesh...

Sam Fisher
05-24-2003, 11:59 PM
Sam quickly grabs his foot, twisting and pulling him to the ground, breaking his leg and koncking him out.

Samuel Dravis
05-25-2003, 12:03 AM
Blast, I'm in god mode. This isn't supposed to happen...

His last action before "koncking" out is to pull his poisoned dagger out and stab SamFisher in the leg.

Sam Fisher
05-25-2003, 12:06 AM
*aw... Sh*t* that wasen't supposed to happen. * he quickly starts to put bandage around the wound* Then Sam gets his his duct tape and a grenade , shoves it in his mouth and tapes it in and pulls the ring. *now, time to make myself scarce*

Samuel Dravis
05-25-2003, 12:09 AM
Struggles to get out, then realizes that death will soon come, so why not make it faster?

KILL

Armed with only his trusty rocket launcher, SamuelDravis again starts to hunt SamFisher...

Sam Fisher
05-25-2003, 12:11 AM
LAME!LAME! Sam goes an gets a sniper rifle and finds a good hiding place.Now let him come...

Samuel Dravis
05-25-2003, 12:16 AM
Sneaking quietly around SamFisher, SamuelDravis brings his rocket launcher up.
Death to all those who shove grenades in my mouth!

Beep Beep Beep Beeeeeeeeeeep.
SamuelDravis presses the trigger and runs.

Sam Fisher
05-25-2003, 12:23 AM
All the while, Sam has Force Seeing on. At the last second he turnd around and F-pushes the rocket away. Rocket time boy boy... He shoots and Samuel Dravis' body disappears.

Samuel Dravis
05-25-2003, 12:29 AM
...behind a steel girder. hehe He pops up from behind cover and fires again...

Sam Fisher
05-25-2003, 12:32 AM
Sam rolls out of the way, seeking cover, seeing none, he fires too.

Samuel Dravis
05-25-2003, 12:43 AM
SamuelDravis frantically tries to push the rocket away.

Too late...

Sam Fisher
05-25-2003, 12:51 AM
And so, they both disentegrate in clouds of of red mist...


That is.... the end.

Samuel Dravis
05-25-2003, 12:57 AM
It is? :confused: Thanks for telling me...................:mad:

Sam Fisher
05-25-2003, 01:01 AM
HAHA... SUCKER!

Samuel Dravis
05-25-2003, 01:07 AM
That's the end. This thread is stupid.

Sam Fisher
05-25-2003, 01:11 AM
Sure, whatever you say, DUMB ASS!

topshot
05-25-2003, 01:20 AM
//Kills both SamuelDravis and SamFisher with one shot from his own, heavily-modified heat seeking version of the sniper rifle.*

Buh-bye, boys! Say hello to the goddess of m*****f****** death and war for me!

Samuel Dravis
05-25-2003, 01:28 AM
Umm... we're both dead, so you can't hurt us. Besides, I think you're out of respawns anyway.

topshot
05-25-2003, 01:51 AM
But that doesn't mean I can't erase you from existence in whatever place you two landed in, because I am also dead thanks to Sam. :D

SO DIE FOOL!!!!!!

Lunatic Jedi
05-25-2003, 03:16 AM
Haha! I can erase anyone!

*Hacks into the Matrix*

A:>\PROGRAM\TERMINATE\TOPSHOT.EXE

A:>\PROGRAM\TERMINATE\SAMFISHER.EXE

A:>\PROGRAM\TERMINATE\SAMUELDRAVIS.EXE

Topshot, Sam, and Samuel fall to the ground, motionless.

HAHAHAHA!!!

Okay, let's get back on topic here. Less RPing, more flaming.

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-25-2003, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
Okay, let's get back on topic here. Less RPing, more flaming.

Yo damn right! What's up with you nerds? Didn't your mothers let you out into the playground this morning?

Bring it on, b*tch!

:p B.

darth_kiran
05-25-2003, 08:54 PM
no actually unlike some ive grown up!

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-25-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by darth_kiran
no actually unlike some ive grown up!

Yeah, but look what you've grown up into.
I think there's a lesson for us all there.

:p B.

topshot
05-25-2003, 09:15 PM
BLaCKouT_1138 flamed:
Yo damn right! What's up with you nerds? Didn't your mothers let you out into the playground this morning?

Bring it on, b*tch!

Excuse me, you meant you're a nerd? (Don't take it personal, alright? :D)

darth_kiran
05-25-2003, 09:30 PM
at least some of us have got brains
:p

Loki GM
05-25-2003, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by darth_kiran
at least some of us have got brains
:p

like youre one to be talking

darth_kiran
05-25-2003, 09:47 PM
at least i can talk

Loki GM
05-25-2003, 10:57 PM
WTF are you talking about you dumb ****k

Sam Fisher
05-26-2003, 12:32 AM
It means that you are a dumb @$$!

jokemaster
05-26-2003, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by SamFisher
It means that you are a dumb @$$!
And that makes you an @$$hole

topshot
05-26-2003, 01:16 AM
Joke, I'm sorry I have to do this to yah, but no offense to yah (please forgive me on this)........
..........that makes you a B@st@rd'$ j@ck@$$ !!!!

Sam Fisher
05-26-2003, 01:22 AM
Well then that maks you a B@st@rd'$ j@ck@$$ son of a $hit!

Lunatic Jedi
05-26-2003, 04:05 AM
Heh. Sam, Topshot, you can't talk. I terminated your programs, you dumbasses! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'M THE ALMIGHTY MASTER OF THE MATRIX!

*Dons black trenchcoat and flies away*

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-26-2003, 07:41 AM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
*Dons black trenchcoat and flies away*

Yeah, that's right. Fly away you pu$$y!
You've got nothing to say and you're saying it too loud!


:p B.

Death_Jedi
05-26-2003, 07:48 AM
Im not suprised he flew away , any1 would fly away from your butt ugly face

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-26-2003, 09:12 AM
Button it, a$$-muncher. If I wanted to talk to a vegetable, I'd have gone to the supermarket...

:p B.

Death_Jedi
05-26-2003, 09:26 AM
Then go join ya family reunion ya Sh!t f@ce C0Ck Master Donkey Rapin Sh1T eAter.....:D