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DIUM 10-03-2003 03:40 PM

Spittin' Contest
Here be me Spittin' Contest!

Admitingly, it is inspired by a similar contest in the second MI, but not entirely the same.

Y' see... this is not a contest of how well you spit, its what you spit on. Ooh... this is going to be fun...

*spits on log*

Nice1 10-10-2003 09:13 AM

*spits on my dog's butt*

Anomonous Guy 10-11-2003 03:31 PM

'spits on a bald guy from the top of the eiffel tower'

Monkey Rhetoric 10-12-2003 08:50 PM

*Spits at Wally*

Alia 10-13-2003 10:18 PM

*spits on (your name)'s favourite stuffed animal*

RoyTordesLegend 10-13-2003 10:24 PM

Spits on that bleedin' Jack Russell that keeps biting me ankles when I walk round the shops.....

P.S. Andy....I have to admit I didn't have you down as the type of girl who would spit ;)

(Sorry for lowering the tone....AGAIN)!!:p

Alia 10-13-2003 10:36 PM

I spit vociferously. *spits on Roy*

Now I have to tell a story. (MUAHAHA!) I was walking downtown with my mom and we went past a furniture store that had its door propped open. All the lights were on and they had some cool stuff in the window, so we went in. All we had poked at was a nice couch when the lady in the back stopped yakking on her cell phone and yelled at us to get out, because the store was closed!

We thought it very rude, so when we walked past it again a while later, my own mother bet me five bucks I wouldn't spit on the shining store window.

So I did, and very well and accurately, too. I had been practicing, of course. (Also I'll do almost anything for money.)

Later someone asked us about the store, and we derided its dirty loogy-covered windows with great spirit.

Ok, that was far longer than any post in the Games section need be, so you people had better enjoy it. :mad: No, I meant ;).

Orca Wail 10-14-2003 12:45 AM

*spits on everyone who's spitted (spat?)*
*spits on Death!*

Alia 10-14-2003 02:08 AM

You disrespectful young cuss. *spits on Orca Wail*

Ernil 10-15-2003 12:29 AM

Thataway, Capn.

Spits and intercepts your spit with my spit, launching it all back into your face.

Orca Wail 10-15-2003 11:14 PM

*pulls out loogie machine gun*
Don't make me use this!
Loaded with the same stuff the bartender uses to clean glasses!

ptdc 10-16-2003 12:07 AM

*spits on his enemies... runs out of spit*

Captain_Izzi 10-18-2003 11:36 AM

*spits in (your name here)'s ear*
didn't see that one coming did u?

Death_Jedi 11-04-2003 03:36 AM

*spitts on the vodoo lady*

Jedi-Monkey 11-09-2003 04:39 PM

*spits in a spitoon*
I have some manners.

Shivermetimbers 11-09-2003 10:27 PM

*spits on everyone

*spits in teacher's coffee pot

DeadEyeDave 11-24-2003 06:38 PM

*spits the best, thus winning the contest*

DarthTDe 12-11-2004 09:05 AM

*spits through DeadEyeDave's eye,piercing his walnut-sized brain*

PoM 12-11-2004 10:31 AM

*spits at earth*

The Bard 12-16-2004 01:32 PM

Spits at girl friends mouth because she loves my taste.

DarthTDe 12-17-2004 02:16 PM

*spits on cop and gets arrested for assault*

PoM 12-25-2004 06:46 AM

*Spits on Darth Vader and gets executed for farting*

DarthTDe 12-25-2004 05:32 PM

*spits on Peice Of Metal and gets beat up for being meself*

The Bard 09-03-2005 01:18 PM

spits on himself

90SK 09-03-2005 02:12 PM

spits on the bard (for waking this crusty thread ;))

The Bard 09-03-2005 03:43 PM


spits on skyes spit.

Joshi 09-03-2005 04:06 PM

Bard, what is with you and ressurecting old threads?

90SK 09-03-2005 05:36 PM

I assume you're implying that spittle is flying from your mouth while you speak? I mean, just for sake of staying on topic.

Joshi 09-03-2005 05:38 PM

Not really, no.

PoM 09-04-2005 05:31 AM

*spits on this thread*

Dude, i don't remember posting here...Dude, my posts in the old threads were funny...Ahh, my insult game insult was so long...

The Bard 09-05-2005 08:43 AM

I like ressurecting old threads, why?

spits to the sky....oh ****, my eye.

PoM 09-05-2005 10:22 AM

Spits on The Bard.

We should stop posting here.

Joshi 09-05-2005 04:15 PM

I can help. This thread isn't really going anywhere, plus it's old.

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