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Rapp Scallion 01-23-2004 04:38 PM

Santa exists/Santa does NOT exist/The Secret of the Easter Bunny
 
Allo!

In December one of my classmates ripped the head of a toy bunny and turned it inside-out. And there was the answer we all have been looking for: The inside-out bunnyhead had a big white beard!! Santa Clause is not a separate person! It's just the easter bunny that turns himself inside out every christmas! I'm a genius!

Actually that makes sense. The reason white fur is sticking out from his coat (winter fur) and why Santa Clause is not found at the North Pole. But one question remains: Where lives the Easter Bunny?

Now, THAT'S a question to answer!

Skinkie 01-23-2004 07:46 PM

He lives in a hole in Southern Miami.

Orca Wail 01-23-2004 08:23 PM

the south pole...;P

...hey Rapp what else was hidden in the bunny?;)
:rhett:

Guybrush122 01-27-2004 02:11 AM

The Easter Bunny doesn't live anywhere. He is everything yet nothing. He is neither here nor there. He is a highly advanced computer system programmed to keep humans in line as machinery uses them for battery power.


Wait...is that something else?

Ernil 01-27-2004 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Guybrush122

Wait...is that something else?


Yes, silly. That's the tooth fairy.

DrMcCoy 01-27-2004 07:06 AM

i'm more interessted in where the grim reaper lives... or the boogeyman (sp?)...

Darth Groovy 01-27-2004 08:52 AM

I am the egg man,

we are the egg men....

I am the Easter Bunny---goo goo ka chu!


P.S. The Walrus was Paul.;)

Orca Wail 01-27-2004 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrMcCoy
i'm more interessted in where the grim reaper lives... or the boogeyman (sp?)...
Grimmy Grim lives next door to me and the boogeyman lives under a bucket in the backyard...
























...of course. He has no taste.;)

Rapp Scallion 01-27-2004 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orca Wail
the south pole...;P

...hey Rapp what else was hidden in the bunny?;)
:rhett:

A lot of cotton. And some reindeers. Yup, that's it!

And the Grim Reaper doesn't live somewhere in this world. Haven't you played Grim Fandango? A lot of reapers, but none of them lives in our world.

And about the boogeyman, he doesn't exist. It's just a dream. Inside a computergame named Zak McKracken. Inside the big nose that chases Zak in the dream in the start.

But his brother is tied up under my bed. He used to make a lot of noises when I was small, but now he's pretty quiet. Maybe I should check. Or maybe it's just a trap. I should really not check. I shall just forget about him. Oh no! You reminded me! I feel sick. *Pukes*

Whatever

-Rapp Scallion

Guybrush122 01-27-2004 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rapp Scallion
...the Grim Reaper doesn't live somewhere in this world. Haven't you played Grim Fandango? A lot of reapers, but none of them lives in our world.

Why don't you tell that to the guy living nextdoor to Orca...

Ray Jones 01-27-2004 08:44 PM

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...8/f9ccf4e5.jpg

the easter rabbit, picture taken yesterday at the zoom rabbit vrrooouum theme park(TM)

here's another one, submitted from a secret spy satellite.
obviously the easter rabbit tries to secrete some sort of wmd.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...9/f9cced8c.jpg



btw.. where is zoom? ::

Orca Wail 01-28-2004 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Guybrush122
Why don't you tell that to the guy living nextdoor to Orca...
I told him...


...I'd be careful around bathtubs and hairdryers, Rapp...

Rapp Scallion 01-28-2004 09:06 AM

Hmmm... Do the Grim Reaper live next to you? Hmmm... THE Grim Reaper? I feel sick. *Pukes* *Get's a feeling of deja v*

Whatever

Hmmm... I suppose he's more afraid of me than I am of him. I certainly hope so... :(

The pictures is pretty much like the Futurama theory but with a little bit of my theory. That Santa lives at the north pole, but on Saturn (I think it was Saturn).

-Rapp Scallion

Guybrush122 01-28-2004 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rapp Scallion
...*Pukes*...
I'm gettin a little bit of jamais v if you know what I mean.

Rapp Scallion 01-28-2004 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Guybrush122
I'm gettin a little bit of j'as mais v if you know what I mean.
No, not exactly. Should I change it to *vomits*?

And by the way, I think I know who that neighbour guy is. He is a distant relative. You know my name is (I won't post my name on the internet, but when you see it you know what I mean)

**** Grim**** ******

The first part of my first last name is Grim. Whoa! Scaaary...

Oh, can't someine get me a puke smiley?

-Rapp SCallion

Rapp Scallion 02-09-2004 01:10 PM

Sorry for bringing this up again, but my friend told me something.

Orca? You said the Grim Reaper was your neighbour and I said that he lived in the otherworld. Do YOU live in the otherworld? That would make sense...

-Rapp Scallion

Orca Wail 02-09-2004 09:56 PM

Some times I'm not sure where I am...
;)

madjacks 02-26-2004 12:36 AM

sickening
 
YOu people make me sick eat the **** and choke!!! I will rain all knowing glory down on all you. America sucks!! There are only a select few people in america who are not so Stupid. You and your coperate coke cola and your christmas time fig with the apple pie!

Leave deez nuts alone! deez nuts are mine!!!

Skinkie 02-26-2004 01:54 AM

Wow, he's pissy isn't he.

Ray Jones 02-26-2004 06:01 AM

didnt slept well.


with the cat on his face.





if you know what i mean..




..


..


hairy teeth?

Skinkie 02-26-2004 04:22 PM

....um, I'm gonna pretend there's nothing dirty about that, and continue on regularly. My cat sometimes sleeps at the foot of my bed.

Ray Jones 02-26-2004 05:24 PM

but there IS nothing dirty about that.




nothing but..




cat hair thingies



*shudders in execration*

madjacks 02-26-2004 10:54 PM

Pussy on my face. Why are americans so patriotic why oh why?

DO you guys all line up and lick the presidients nutsacks?

Honestly you can tell me the truth. I'm glad the late show takes the piss out of bush. How did he get in power, Oh yeah he cheated, a crook even. Ah well i'm glad i'm thousands and thousands of Km's away from it all.

Orca Wail 02-27-2004 01:22 AM

ooooh, boy-o.

REMIO!

*pulls out the banning shot-gun*

Christ all mighty...

Skinkie 02-27-2004 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by madjacks
Ah well i'm glad i'm thousands and thousands of Km's away from it all.
What is this K... M...? In America we use the English system son, miles all the way!

Alien426 02-27-2004 05:56 AM

That's stoopid. Metric system all the way!

1 mile is 5280 foot (feet?) is 63360 inches... what the ****? Who would use such a sick meaning of describing length? I mean the Japanese system obviously sucks as well (1 ri = 12960 shyaku = 163600 mon).

Skinkie 02-27-2004 02:52 PM

Hey bashing the english system is like bashing America as we dearly cling on to our ridiculous system.... I mean, wonderful system, yes, that's it.

madjacks 03-01-2004 04:25 AM

The american system is ****en stupid. k.m kilometres 1000 metres, a metre is 100 centre metres 1 centre metre is 10 millimetres.

It is so much better than your gay arse feet, gallons what the **** is a gallon, mile, inch. That **** is so stupid. It's like americans are to ignorant to accept the metric system. Eat ****.
America is so Apple pie, 3 kid nuclear family in the suburbs or the ghetto if your a hard arse wigga. Your whole idea of yourselves is ****ed.

Ray Jones 03-01-2004 06:12 AM

i think you should not use so many "*" words..

Orca Wail 03-01-2004 11:31 AM

Come closer, my friend...
 
How old are you, kid? 12?

If you hate America so much, why don't you come over here and do something about it?
Unless you can't stand the stink or something retarded.

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err...ray aren't you german?

Ray Jones 03-01-2004 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by madjacks
The american system is ****en stupid. k.m kilometres 1000 metres, a metre is 100 centre metres 1 centre metre is 10 millimetres.
centimeter..

Quote:

It is so much better than your gay arse feet, gallons what the **** is a gallon, mile, inch. That **** is so stupid.
it's historical. it's older than the metric system, and it is NOT from the americans. :dozey:

Quote:

It's like americans are to ignorant to accept the metric system. Eat ****.
perhabs non-ams are like too ignorant to "accept" other then the metric systems? also BOTH work well there is no difference except for the scale.

Quote:

America is so Apple pie, 3 kid nuclear family in the suburbs or the ghetto if your a hard arse wigga. Your whole idea of yourselves is ****ed.
you're really a stereotype of guy. :xp:


orca.. uuuhh?? THERE!! a threeheaded monkey!

*runs*

Alien426 03-01-2004 12:08 PM

I'm pretty sure Germany is on the northern hemisphere, if that's what you meant.

Orca Wail 03-01-2004 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alien426
I'm pretty sure Germany is on the northern hemisphere, if that's what you meant.
Of course I know that!

I'm not that stoopid...

...hey, is the Nile river in Egypt?

madjacks is probably some angry Australian.

Ray Jones 03-01-2004 12:15 PM

[edit]
aha. angry australian, huh?

Skinkie 03-01-2004 09:11 PM

WHEW!!!! GO AMERICA!!! what?


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