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Das Mole 02-05-2004 10:28 PM

stupid quotes by people we see regularly
 
well, i've begun to undertake a very serious project- every time a teacher says something stupid, i'm writing it down and seeing how many stupid quotes i can collect within the next five months :D

here's what i've got so far:

"uranus had babies with gaea." (she pronounced uranus 'your anus' and gaea 'gay uh') -english teacher

"we got the flu from my baby nephew who got it the other day. and i thought there was an incubation period, but i guess not. so all the four of us, me, my husband, and my kids, all we did yesterday was just like barfing and diarrhea." - my english teacher.

"oh, zut! c'est comme les spaghetti!" - my french teacher. it means "crap! it's like spaghetti!". she was talking about some tangled-up electric wires. she was trying to figure out which one went to the overhead projector.

"right. good job. so you go corresponding up, corresponding up, congruent, congruent, isosceles." - my math teacher.

english teacher: "i'm trying to think of the word you guys use...it means 'meretricious'...i can't find it."
student: "slutty? whorish?"
english teacher: "no, not slutty."

and that's all i've got. believe me. i started last week friday. these things are gonna start comin in like...pancakes. or something.

Feral 02-05-2004 11:14 PM

I did the Gaea and Uranus thing as research on Saturn for Physics. No-one got it :(.

Yufster 02-05-2004 11:32 PM

Once, I offered this polish girl who'd missed her bus a lift. I said if she waited a while, my mom was picking me up and she'd give her a lift.

My mother was an hour late.

Here's what she said when she picked me up.

"Jesus ****ing hell whore christ, I'm sorry I'm so ****ing late, the ****ing traffic was something else, all up the Cork ****ING road, an inch a ****ing hour, and then there's cops up here doing speed checks and that really ****ing pisses me off that rather than directing traffic on the ****ing cork road the bastard whores are here SLOWING IT ****ING DOWN AGAIN I mean jesus christ, ****, literally, ****, I hate the bastards, and the ****ing traffic, it's appalling, I ****ing hate this country well the road system, it's so ****ing RIDICULOUS I nearly went INSANE in the ****ing traffic, **** ****ing ****!!! Hi, my name is Ade, what's yours?"


Also by my mother...


"Guybrush... guybrush... hm, is that a french name? I think it's a french name, sweety. It's pronounced 'gay brush'"


"Tim Schafer and Dave Grossman. Hm. I wonder if they got on well. You know, after the world war and everything."

Orca Wail 02-06-2004 01:20 AM

Gaybrush?

Guybrush122 02-15-2004 09:02 PM

I was going over some old topics. you see, for fun, and stumbled across this.


Orca: GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME???

Skinkie 02-16-2004 09:10 PM

Personally I loved Yufsters story. It brought tears to my eyes. All five of them.

Natty 02-21-2004 09:37 PM

My handwriting will improve if milk is not consumed :)

CAN I TROUBLE YOU FOR A BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN PENCIL? :)

I'm the person in my group of friends who always says the stupid things. If I took note on all the stupid things I say I'd probably have my own book filled with them :)

Ray Jones 02-21-2004 09:54 PM

*cough*







:eek:





*blink*

SamNMax 02-21-2004 11:01 PM

"It takes one to know one."- Someone I know

Does it take a black guy to know a black guy, or a white guy to know a white guy? NO. That's the stupidest phrase ever.

Orca Wail 02-21-2004 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Guybrush122
Orca: GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME???
You look pretty! :D


I didn't make it though....

Guybrush122 02-22-2004 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orca Wail
You look pretty! :D
In a sexy, manly sort of way.........right?








right?

Guybrush122 02-22-2004 02:31 AM

double post, sorry guys...

Orca Wail 02-24-2004 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Guybrush122
In a sexy, manly sort of way.........right?
Of course...




















...not.

;)

HT_Threepwood 02-24-2004 04:44 PM

You guys are so straight
not!!!

Guybrush122 02-24-2004 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orca Wail
Of course...




















...not.

;)


At least I have my boyish charm...

Guybrush122 02-24-2004 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HT_Threepwood
You guys are so straight
not!!!

Um, Orca's not a dude, dude.

HT_Threepwood 02-24-2004 08:36 PM

oh, ok, didnt know, i didnt expect to see girls on the internet! :D

Orca Wail 02-24-2004 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HT_Threepwood
oh, ok, didnt know, i didnt expect to see girls on the internet! :D
GIRL ON THE INTERNET!

EVERYBODY RUN! AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!1

Guybrush122 02-24-2004 10:55 PM

*hits a wall*

Thrik 02-24-2004 11:44 PM

Re: stupid quotes by people we see regularly
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Das Mole
stupid quotes by people we see regularly.
Quote:

Originally posted by HT_Threepwood
oh, ok, didnt know, i didnt expect to see girls on the internet!

Ray Jones 02-25-2004 06:12 AM

yay orca you have huge.. eyes.












and they are red.


















you should stop smoking that stuff THAT much.

:p

Sivy 02-25-2004 11:31 AM

you look very blue, maybe you need to get out in the sun once in awhile. :D



always worthy of a mention....

"Yeah, I get to go to lots of overseas places. Like Canada."
- Britney Spears

i cant remember who said this, but it was pretty stupid...

more and more of our imports are coming from other countires

Ray Jones 02-25-2004 12:23 PM

it was that guy named brush

..

Guybrush122 02-25-2004 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Siv
i cant remember who said this, but it was pretty stupid...

more and more of our imports are coming from other countires

the quote, i think, is "more and more of our imports are coming from overseas..."

and it was said by George W. Bush Jr., my nation's dictator. I mean president.

















No, actually, I mean dictator.

Orca Wail 02-25-2004 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Siv

"Yeah, I get to go to lots of overseas places. Like Canada." Britney Spears
[/i]

This stupid lady on a train got into a conversation with my aunt, and the lady said "I'm going overseas!" My aunt was like oh, where? The lady said "Canada."

Obviously, the lady was not from around here...

Maybe the lady was Spears incognito?...

Sister Pat (biology teacher) "No, Kristin, the Elphant Man did not have a gentic diease, he had a gentic handicap

...

:toilet1: *lights up, avoids sunlight*

feeling jolly...

Skinkie 02-25-2004 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orca Wail


feeling jolly...

That kinda looks like the witch from Loom.

Orca Wail 02-25-2004 09:25 PM

THATS SUPPOSED TO BE ME! :eek:

*cries*

Solomon 02-25-2004 09:36 PM

Lol, this is pretty funny. I have one to add:

My neighbor has this written in white paint on the wall next to her trash can:

"Woe betide the Son-of-a-Bitch who parks in front of my bins"

It cracks me up, though my mom isn't overjoyed with the language :)

Guybrush122 02-26-2004 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orca Wail
THATS SUPPOSED TO BE ME! :eek:
What? The witch from Loom or the drawing?


:p


Solomon: I love your neighbor.

Orca Wail 02-27-2004 10:41 AM

OoooOOOooo!

I had forgotten an old friend of mine kept a book of stupidness...

Her favorite was the "english" teacher once said...I'm not kidding...

"warior-ness"

as well as

"Rumpleslitskin"

meh. gotta run...damm school ripping me away from what's important...

EDIT BTW, its not really saying something stupid, technically, but I think its sort of stupid anyway.

An italian pizzarea(SP?!) not too far from me decided to go Mediterranian on the outside.

But instead of atleast getting imitation whatever-Mediterranian-stone, they just used orange and pink splotches all over the building. It looks HIDEOUS. Not only that, they left the neon sign and the clearly American awning up.

That, my friends, is a stupid thing...

OOOH! OOOH! no one mentioned this one!

"Define truth"--Bill Clinton...teh bane of Americans everywhere...

EDIT okay, one more thing...

...ever since we started in Iraq, France hates us (the US) now. So around here, they call french bread and french fries freedom bread and freedom fries. WTF? Are us Americans that spiteful? Bah.

Me, personally, I love the French. Vive la francais!

Guybrush122 02-27-2004 07:20 PM

Ah, oui, viva la France! Je suis très excité: pendant mon année dernière à l'école, j'irai en France avec des étudiants de camarade. Paris, je viens!

Et France est chargé de beaux endroits visiter, et a un très bon système de gouvernement. J'aimerais résider là, mais je ne pense pas qui se produira.

Feral 02-27-2004 08:04 PM

Am I the only person that understood all of the above :D?

HT_Threepwood 02-27-2004 08:54 PM

no, that has to be the most simple french i ever read :D

Orca Wail 02-27-2004 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Guybrush122
Ah, oui, viva la France! Je suis très excité: pendant mon année dernière à l'école, j'irai en France avec des étudiants de camarade. Paris, je viens!

Et France est chargé de beaux endroits visiter, et a un très bon système de gouvernement. J'aimerais résider là, mais je ne pense pas qui se produira.

Feme la bouche, sil vous plait!

(my spelling sucks...)

Guybrush122 02-28-2004 12:20 PM

Orca: *sigh* my French teacher always says that.....


HT: What? You were expecting literature?

Das Mole 02-28-2004 09:23 PM

i understood that little paragraph about going to france...and i'm in french 2...

yeah, my french teacher has things she constantly says...such as...

"les pupitres qui touchent"
"face-a-face"
"assayez-vous, s'il vous plait!"
"mes amis! mes amis!"

sorry about the no accents...i was too lazy to try and find how to write the letters with the symbols.

oh yeah, someone did something the other day didn't say anything, but did something, but you have to hear the whole story...

last week, on monday-thursday, we had a different bus driver in the mornings because our bus driver couldn't make it. so on wednesday, our sub was going about 20 to 25 mph down the street, with no other cars in sight, and it's a four-lane street all the way across. we're coming up on the stoplight right near the college of dupage, and we're around 300 feet, i would say, away from the stop light. it turns yellow and the driver immediately hits the brakes.


:¬:

i was thinking to myself, gimme a break, you could've kept going and stopped on a dime 5 feet from the light you were going so slow. it was so stupid.

Orca Wail 03-01-2004 11:37 AM

My french teacher has issues. Sometimes, in the middle of class, she'll forget its french and start blabbing in Italian or Spainish.

Me and a friend were making a movie script once, and here was our tribute to Ms. Reynolds...

Ms.Spazi:(walks into classroom, late)
"Aloha, classe! Beinzo dias, oui?"

(curse my horrible spelling. curse it to hell)

Das Mole 03-01-2004 10:11 PM

your teacher sounds like a woman of many cultures. does she have any artifacts from some roman temple in constantinople in her room? :rolleyes:

Orca Wail 03-02-2004 11:37 AM

No...but she has posters from everywhere.

The best part is, we share the room with the Spainish classes (those bastards ;) ). So theres Spainish posters and Spainish projects and Spainish calenders and Spainish advertisements...

AND NOTHING FRENCH!

I can't cheat off anything on the wall!

meh.


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