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Orca Wail 02-18-2004 02:24 PM

The Betrayal
 
At some point in my life, around 8th grade, an huge BETRAYAL happened to me, courtesty of my mother. I caused me to never watch movies I pick out in front of her, or watch much TV at all when she's around. She's also less trusted with secrets.

The BETRAYAL also taught me that the book is always incredibly different from the book, no matter what (dam you LOTR! You prove wrong!)

One day, a friend of mine asked me why I didn't watch Spirited Away(which i had purchased two weeks earlier) yet. I told her I hadn't a chance when my mother wasn't home. She was like WTF? Just watch it when she's home. I slipped and said BECAUSE OF THE BETRAYAL!

She laughed so hard she fell.

:toilet1: so I'm giving you guys a fun activity...

YOU HAVE FIVE DAYS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE BETRAYAL IS.

More hints...
1. It didn't involve porn...
2. ...or sex of any kind...(sorry guys)
3. Thanksgiving
4. Something blowing up
5. She was supposed to keep it a secret!! beeotch....
6. I like cheese...

GO. At the end of five days, the competition is over.

Ray Jones 02-18-2004 02:57 PM

no question, it's all about pantees. definitly.

and if not.. it must though.

Sivy 02-18-2004 03:14 PM

is she a porn star???!!!

oh wait, you said no porn :(


did she tell all your friends that you still wet the bed?

wait i got it! did she blow up some cheese at thanksgiving and then tell all your friends that you still wet the bed?

:D

Alien426 02-18-2004 04:10 PM

Does it involve a fart?

Joshi 02-18-2004 05:37 PM

Re: The Betrayal
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Orca Wail
The BETRAYAL also taught me that the book is always incredibly different from the book, no matter what (dam you LOTR! You prove wrong!)
The Book's different from the book? How does that work? Seriously?

Oh, and obviously, you blew up the thanksgiving day turkey and you're mother videotaped it whilst taking away your cheese and then she showed everyone.

Orca Wail 02-18-2004 05:51 PM

Re: Re: The Betrayal
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Joshi
The Book's different from the book? How does that work? Seriously?
*kills self*
I'm the queen of typos...sue me.

Hints, hints, hints....

The BETRAYAL was done to promote family togetherness...

It has cause me to hate Brad Bird without hope of redemtion.

Occansionally, something shows up on the "Simpsons" that causes her to say "HEY, ISN'T THAT FROM..."

YOU HAVE YOUR HINTS...

...come on, guys. Be as orginal and crazy as you'd like.

And if you manage to hit close to the bone, I'll send you an invisible, intangible, tasteless cookie by mail as a reward.

Jared 02-18-2004 06:11 PM

sorry, all I heard was the word sex.



Ray Jones 02-18-2004 07:02 PM

huh?

jared just said sex without staring to the floor.

i mean.. JARED!!




..

err.. just to point that one out.

Guybrush122 02-18-2004 07:48 PM

The BETRAYAL:

Simple, on thanksgiving day you all went to rent a movie. You couldn't wait, so instead you started to watch it before the family came home and then the T.V. exploded. Naturally, your mom found out but was sympathetic....you told her not to tell anyone. Yet, when the fam asked to watch the T.V. after thanksgiving dinner, she spilled the beans and since then your story has occured numerous times on the simpsons.




oohhh yeah.



(btw, spirited away KICKS ASS in its original japanese form...and even in dubbed english its the bomb)

Orca Wail 02-18-2004 08:44 PM

oooooh! OOOOOOH! Guybrush, owowowowowowowowowowowow!
My bones!

...

He's the closest thus far...



Quote:

Originally posted by Guybrush122
(btw, spirited away KICKS ASS in its original japanese form...and even in dubbed english its the bomb)
hmmm...
It swas AWESOME...i wouldn't watch it in front of parents though...

XD some Christian group thought it was violent because
spoiler:
Haku forces Chihiro to eat a berry!
Taji: EAT THE BERRY!
Orca: Nooooo! Berry RAPE!

Drk 02-18-2004 08:46 PM

You're a cheese connoisseur. You'd kill for a good cheese.
Using deception and brute force you'd managed to obtain a small piece of seventeen-year old royal Cheese D'Or. Your mom caught you, while you tried to hide it in the fridge beneath the remnants of the day-before pizza marinera, but promised not to tell anyone.

On the Thanksgiving morning you ran to wash your hands thinking : Oh man, i'm gonna eat that cheese! All excited, you stormed back only to find your mother sharing it with the rest of your family.
Suddenly the neighbour's house blew up.

Simple as that...

Skinkie 02-18-2004 09:09 PM

It involves a dancing turkey, of that I'm sure... or maybe a flying turkey.... or maybe somebody cutting the cheese...

Guybrush122 02-18-2004 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orca Wail
oooooh! OOOOOOH! Guybrush, owowowowowowowowowowowow!
You see the joke coming, right? :naughty:


Quote:

It was AWESOME...i wouldn't watch it in front of parents though...

XD some Christian group thought it was violent because
spoiler:
Haku forces Chihiro to eat a berry!
Taji: EAT THE BERRY!
Orca: Nooooo! Berry RAPE!

Yeah, that's violent....

spoiler:
GOD NO, NOT THE BLUEBERRY!!!! NOT THE BLUEBERRY!!!

Skinkie 02-19-2004 01:42 AM

She said no porn, I assumed that meant even the fruit kind.

Orca Wail 02-19-2004 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Guybrush122
You see the joke coming, right? :naughty:
goddammm...

I walked straight into that one....

...you are SICK...

No, there's no farting people.

five days...I know you guys can do better!

Hints, hints, hints....

It has caused a deep-seated hatred of Ted Hughes.

It has caused a deep-seated hatred of post-Thanksgiving activites

And lastly...:deathstar

Sivy 02-19-2004 08:00 AM

your mom invited Ted Hughes and Brad Bird over for thanksgiving without telling you... you were rubbing cheese on yourself when they walked in. your mom quickly said that cheese was good for the skin. then later during the post-Thanksgiving activites everyone decides to play 'truth or dare' your mom got truth and told everyone that you have an obsession with cheese and still wet the bed.

:D

Joshi 02-19-2004 01:24 PM

Ted Hughes still wets the bed!!

Orca Wail 02-20-2004 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joshi
Ted Hughes still wets the bed!!


:: I think he's dead...

:D He wets the coffin!

ffffoooouurrrrrrrr daysssssssssss....

hint, hint, hint...

HINT, DAMM YOU!

*dances away*

Noone will EVER figure this thing out....

*loves you*

Samnmax221 02-20-2004 12:29 AM

Swearin your parents don't like swearing thats the damn answer andd you can tell your mom that

Sorry

And since when is their any girls on these forums god thats weird

Orca Wail 02-20-2004 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samnmax221
And since when is their any girls on these forums god thats weird
::

welcome to the 21st century...

Skinkie 02-20-2004 02:10 AM

Girls are all over this forum, they rule us with an iron fist, it's like nazi Germany, but without the nazi's, and not neccessarily in Germany.

Orca Wail 02-20-2004 02:45 AM

You! OBEY THE FIST!

Guybrush122 02-20-2004 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samnmax221
And since when is their any girls on these forums god thats weird
I'll tell you that if you tell me when punctuation and grammar went out of style...



Furthermore: I've finally figured out what the BETRAYAL is ....

(I suppose that word demands capitalization out of sheer respect for the incident).


Thanksgiving day. You have company coming over in the evening and you're all planning on watching a movie on T.V. afterwards. Well you sit down, and you read the newspaper. Oh no! Ted Hughes is on T.V. after Thanksgiving and your mother wants to watch that instead of the movie you already wished to watch. Naturally you get upset and DESTROY THE TELEVISION in a blind, MURDEROUS rage...

...your mother instantly forgives you and swears not to tell a soul it was you. Naturally, after dinner, the fam sits down to watch Ted Hughes and his poetry (the BASTARD!) and your mother spills the beans. You go upstairs to watch the movie in peace, but the fam invades and watches Ted on the upstairs T.V.





BWAHAHAHAH! I AM SOOOOO.....wrong. But hey, at least I'm guessing.

Sivy 02-20-2004 08:30 AM

THE BETRAYAL

it was the day of Thanksgiving, and it was raining, rain of biblical proportions. it was 7.30pm and the family was about to sit down for a nice traditional thanksgiving dinner.
suddenly there was a knock at the door. the family looked at each other asking the unspoken question, who could that be?
The mother opened the door to which an old man stood waiting.
He was invited in, he looked hungry and weak. The old man looked familiar, but no one could place him. The mother asked him to join them and together they enjoyed the thanksgiving feast.
After everyone had filled their stomachs, they retired to the living room. The old man decided to read out a poem..
roses are red, violets are blue. i like Yazoo
"Are you a poet?" the mother asked.
"why, yes... my name is ted hughes"
"Oh i love your poems Ted, please recite us another one" the mother asked.
"But mom, Iron giant is on the T.V!" whined the daughter.
"now don't be rude" replied the mother. "she has an awful temper Ted, if only she learn some self-control... maybe she would stop wetting the bed too"
"mom!!!!" screamed the daughter.
In a fit of rage the young delinquent hurled a lump of cheese at the T.V, which exploded in a bright ball of flame.
"now see what you've done! you left me with no choice, its time for your ritalin"
so the family spent the night listening to the poetry of ted hughes, stopping occasionally only to wipe the dribble from the daughter's chin.

The End?

Orca Wail 02-20-2004 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Siv
"But mom, Iron giant is on the T.V!" whined the daughter.

?Where did you pull that out of??

no, no, NO!

Look at the thing NEXT to the news paper, fool!

ugh!

Sivy 02-20-2004 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orca Wail
?Where did you pull that out of??



well i had to put brad bird in there somewhere

Alien426 02-20-2004 05:37 PM

OK, it's Thanksgiving and you're all by yourself. Like any kid would, you decide to play with matches, lighters and various flammable solids, fluids and gases. In the process you burn something of value - maybe a piece of decoration like Bart did in that one episode. In an attempt to get rid of the incriminating evidence you take it out to the trash and hide it in under some other rubbish.

Days pass without anyone noticing the missing object. How quickly people forget...

Then, some day you watch a movie with your mom. It's a very romantic movie about a family where the kids do tell their parents everything and the parents are always understanding and forgive them instantly, to live happily ever after. Your mom - of course - melts away and talks you into sharing a secret with her. You don't yet have enough experience to smell the trap. But that is about to change soon after...

to be continued
be sure to watch the exciting finale

Orca Wail 02-20-2004 07:51 PM

you know Alien, I am a bit of a pyro. When I was a lass, I once melted a 101 Dalmations dalmation in my basement slop-sink when I was bored/high/in a fit of insanity. It set off the fire alarm and woke up everyone... xD FUN!

Close, but no cigar, my double-mouthed friend...

Guybrush122 02-20-2004 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orca Wail
Look at the thing NEXT to the news paper, fool!


Oh that? Yeah, I knew that. I was just, um, testing you. That's it! I was testing you....

Mr Flibble 02-21-2004 11:00 AM

Okay,it was after Thanksgiving meal.
You wanted to watch TV.
You wanted to watch a Star Wars movie, but everyone else wanted to watch Ted Hughes on TV.

So you sulked off into the kitchen and got yourself some cheese.
You came in, tripped. The cheese blew up the TV by smashing into it, and you hurt your nose on a Ted Hughes book.
So you were rushed to hospital, were you had to explain the horrible tale.

You were embarrased, and told your mum not to tell anyone.

So when you were in the rental shop, your mum saw Star Wars and started reminding you of the story, very loudly.

Did I guess it? Do I win a prize?

Das Mole 02-21-2004 01:47 PM

i'm betting that the secret was you stuffed the turkey with cheese as a prank, but your mom then said "hey everyone, orca put some cheese inside the turkey! isn't that nice?" completely ruining your entire prank. so you got mad and then once everyone went off to do their own thing, you watched lord of the rings by yourself, blah blah blah, and that's where guybrush122's story picks up.

Sivy 02-26-2004 08:17 AM

so are we actually going to find out what the 'betrayal' was?

Orca Wail 02-26-2004 09:19 AM

er...no....

*runs screaming out of LucasForums*

It was just something for you guys to do...

...how do you know if it even happened?

*run!*

Joshi 02-26-2004 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orca Wail
...how do you know if it even happened?
How do we know anything ever hapens?

Well done Orca, you've just started another bloody philosophical discussion. I hope you're happy.

Evidentally, you now have to tell us what it was, or else I'll set the dogs on you. They're poodles, but they're pirahnah poodles, and you aint got no tainted meat!

Orca Wail 02-26-2004 10:39 AM

No tainted meat, but I DO have some Tainted Love...

I'll never tell..........

....or maybe I will...just send $500 to...

Sivy 02-26-2004 10:50 AM

if you don't tell then.... then er, Ray and I will turn this thread into a discussion of panties!

Philocleon 02-26-2004 10:55 AM

I don't know why, but for some reason Ray has a weird kind of obsession with panties. Eh, too each their own, i guess. *Dumps a truckload of panties on Ray*

Alien426 02-26-2004 10:56 AM

Do you know how much 500 Jamaican Dollars are in US currency???

Sivy 02-26-2004 11:09 AM

thats nothing, what about 500 american dollars in Turkish Liras?

Ray Jones 02-26-2004 11:28 AM

how much is it in pantees.


i mean me in pantees.



plus $500..


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