Report.
 

Report. I cannot stop buying things with money. Report.

What you should do is give that money to me....oh that was a terrible joke, I'm very sorry for it.

Fodder
 

Buy ammunition. Invest in a brighter tomorrow.

Greespan panty raid
 

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing!

I suggest a 2 step recovery program:

1.) Take all the money that is giving you problems and invest it in wisely and prudently in the stock market.
A good investment would be in the Prune futures, what with all these aging baby-boomers and whatnot. Wheelchair and Walker start-ups are another good place to look.

2.) Stop buying things with money.
Next time you go into a store, load up your cart and just head out the door, bypassing those pesky checkout lines. Be warned: A few places just might have an issue with this, however. Just explain to them your problem, and that you are a recovering addict just trying to rejoin society. I'm sure they'll be sympahetic and understand. Those that don't: give them back thier stuff and tell them forcefully that they have lost a customer forever and that you'll never frequent thier chain ever again! That'll show them!

wampum is another alternative

Greespan's personal thong
 

Don't listen to this man. Buy parrots and train them to do your evil bidding.

:max:

Parrots are a good choice, always. Because they can also crack your nuts in a by all means comfortable manner.

When the hell did I have money to spend in mid2004? This thread is a lie. **** syntheticgerbil.