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SyntheticGerbil 05-29-2004 02:53 AM

Report.
 
Report. I cannot stop buying things with money. Report.

Dr Edison 007 05-29-2004 06:21 AM

What you should do is give that money to me....oh that was a terrible joke, I'm very sorry for it.

Zoom Rabbit 05-29-2004 10:31 PM

Fodder
 
Buy ammunition. Invest in a brighter tomorrow.

edlib 05-29-2004 10:51 PM

Greespan panty raid
 
Admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing!

I suggest a 2 step recovery program:

1.) Take all the money that is giving you problems and invest it in wisely and prudently in the stock market.
A good investment would be in the Prune futures, what with all these aging baby-boomers and whatnot. Wheelchair and Walker start-ups are another good place to look.

2.) Stop buying things with money.
Next time you go into a store, load up your cart and just head out the door, bypassing those pesky checkout lines. Be warned: A few places just might have an issue with this, however. Just explain to them your problem, and that you are a recovering addict just trying to rejoin society. I'm sure they'll be sympahetic and understand. Those that don't: give them back thier stuff and tell them forcefully that they have lost a customer forever and that you'll never frequent thier chain ever again! That'll show them!

misanthrope 05-30-2004 08:49 AM

wampum is another alternative

Zoom Rabbit 05-30-2004 01:56 PM

Greespan's personal thong
 
Quote:

Originally posted by edlib
1.) Take all the money that is giving you problems and invest it in wisely and prudently in the stock market.
A good investment would be in the Prune futures, what with all these aging baby-boomers and whatnot. Wheelchair and Walker start-ups are another good place to look.

Don't listen to this man. Buy parrots and train them to do your evil bidding.

:max:

Ray Jones 06-30-2006 09:48 AM

Parrots are a good choice, always. Because they can also crack your nuts in a by all means comfortable manner.

SyntheticGerbil 07-06-2006 02:34 PM

When the hell did I have money to spend in mid2004? This thread is a lie. **** syntheticgerbil.


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