*Ahem* GB.COM EXCELLENCE AWARDS 2003-2004
 

Well kiddos, it's that time of year again.

"No it's not, you usually do this in late July, it's Memorial Day!"

Yes, this is true. I usually start the awards show gimmick during that time (Because of the anniversery and such), but certain circumstances have led me to decide to do this now, them being:

1. The forum has been going kinda slow lately and I hope this can be my "Tax Cut" to rejuvinite the "economy" of this board.

and

2. Do you think anyone will be still be here by late July?

Anyway, you all should know how this works, if not here's a refresher:

1. You think of extremely random categories that have nothing to do with anything, pretty much all categories get into the show.

2. You nominate people/things for these categories

3. You vote on a winner from the top few nominees.

4. I write a hilarious awards-show story and we all laugh and have a good time and gripe about the fact that Rhett wins all the awards.

So if we start nominating now, I think we should have a good show by the end of June, what say you?

How is it going to work this year? Through email?

he proble get 1 or 2 mails... :p

I contribute the following categories:

Best Dressed Antelope
Best Cheesecake Violator
Best Midget Juggler
Worst Calibrated Dohickeys
Worst Chicken Doodler
Worst Ape Magnet

FYI: I got THREE last year, booya.

Yeah, I think Nominating through E-Mail or IMing me would be the best, it adds an element of suprise, problem is people, for one reason or another, won't take the time to send an E-Mail, while they will take the time to post it on the forum. Jesus.

Anywho, keep coming with those categories (I'm pretty indescriminate with them)

Best at NHL 2002 :giggle1:

Well look who's back O_O; :eek:

Yep.

Clefo: *rejuvenate ;)

You were looking forward to my inevitable correction, weren't you? :p I put on my old spelling Nazi cap just for you!

whoa...welcome back Rommel! O_O
Wow, it's nostalgia just seeing you post. heheh.

*nails Rommel's pants to the floor*

EDIT: Most Average Forummer

Well, your 'GeeBee Economic Stimulus Package' or GESP has already brought one oldbie back. Let's see if it can work another miracle. :D

The Hibernation Award
The Penguin Award
The Red Herring Award
The Best Left-Hand Man Award (Not for southpaws, just our faithful left-hand men who serve our every whim)
Anther Random Award To Satisfy A Random Forrumer Who's Never Won An Award (ARATSARFWNWAA)

Most Missed Oldbie

The Nonsensical Award to Make a Pronounceable Acronym (NAMPA)

Favorite Smilie Award

The Award that is given to the person who takes the longest time and most words to relate a usually very mundane idea in the longest, most drawn out way that is humanly, or non-humanly depending on who you are, possible

Short Talker Award


Edit: I also think we should have the "Big" awards...those being the regular Funniest Forumer, Best Sig/Av combo, Best Forummer, etc.

Edit2: Those, of course would be at the end of the show

Edit3: There is NOOO.....edit3

You've got to include the Forummer with Oldest Avatar Award! ;)

What about most usernames and why not just select on this particular topic now? Mmmmm?

Youngest Forummer
Forummer with the longest time of absence
Rudest Forummer
Best Avatar/Sig Award
Oldest Forummer
Highest Post Count
Forummer who brought life back (Resurection Award)


Can't think of anymore right now.

Did this ever happen or did you go away?

Did what ever happen?

What the hell are you doing here, Natopo?

We all moved over to the new GeeBee.

The awards, did the awards ever get passed out or did this go away when you all abandoned this place?