forum family thread
okay...natty has done this before. basically...it's jerry springer forum style (since we're all one big happy family)! anyway...lemme start.
das: well, jerry. you see. today, i was mowing the lawn. and then i saw...*sob*...oh god!! i saw my gay lover dr edison...raping my next door neighbor, alia! *breaks down*
jerry: let's bring him out.
dr edison: what the f*** is wrong with you das?! why the **** ******* ****** *** ******* *long series of other bleeps* did you bring me out here?!?!?!!!!?!11
das: i saw you yesterday!
dr edison: what are you talking about?!
das: you were rolling around on the front lawn next door like a pig in the mud...only...you were nude! with that whore, alia!! how could you, eddy?!?!!?!
jerry: well, das. we've got a surprise for you...alia, come on out!
dr edison: *runs over to alia, they wildly make out*
alia: oh, god, eddy! *glances at das* hey, **** ******* ****** ****.
das: oh, you- *tries to attack alia, flailing his arms around, with that bodyguard steve guy stopping him* *stops* *starts again after three seconds* *walks back to seat in a huff*
so now someone else can pick up where i left off. :D:D:D
WWWWOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I remember the first time this was done!:joy:
*Fealiks walks in* Fealiks:Remember me?
Edison: Oh mY **** ***** ****ing *** ** ******! Fealiks!
I had no ****ing idea! how did you get here?
Jerry: now just a minute, I don't know where you came from, Mr, but you can get out of my studio!
*Fealiks punches Jerry in the face without a care in the world but breaks his hand**Jerry's OK, so Fealiks trips him up instead*
Edison: you're that gay transvestite frome the ****ing gaybar!
Das: Just how many people have you been ****ing seeing, Eddy *sob*
Fealiks: The ***** ** ********* **** has seen ENOUGH!!!!!*has a fit of anger*
alia: who are you?
fealiks: i slept around with him a few times. he cheated on you with me.
alia: you ***** **** * **************** * *********!!!!! i'm gonna kill you!
*another fight, with arms pathetically flailing around*
jerry: see, now this is interesting. so you were cheating on your gay lover...with a girl. and then you cheated on this girl with a transvestite gay hooker from the gay bar.
edison: yeah, that's right.
jerry: let's get feedback from the audience.
lonely geek: hey, edison.
lonely geek: you're so pathetic you have to cheat on everyone to get laid.
edison: what the f*** kinda insult is that? you f***in ******* ***** ******** * *...***** !!!!!!!!!
lonely geek: *laughs* hur hur hur.
das: *creeps up on dr edison* *attacks edison from behind, attempting to strangle him* die, you f***in son of a bitch!
fealiks: das! wait! *punches das, das's two front teeth fall out* i love him. *fealiks and edison wildly make out*
das: i can't believe this! *punches fealiks in the face, but teeth don't fall out*
fealiks: but das. i love you, too. *das and fealiks make out*
alia: what about me?
jerry: i love you, alia. *alia and jerry make out*
*steve the bodyguard and edison make out*
das: this is so f***in sick! f*** you all! gah! *pulls out gun* *steve the bodyguard pulls out gun as well, shoots das in the leg* ah! dammit!
*Ambulance come over, three paremedics come out telling Das that he only has four hours to live*
Das: Oh dear GOD **** **** ******* **** ****** **** *****!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Med 3: Who, me?!
Fealiks: No, Me, you sick, twisted *******!!!
Das: BOTH of you!
*Das, Fealiks and med 3 have hot, passionate sex together*
*Meanwhile, Med 1 is Making out wildly with lonely geek, and Med 2 is making out with bodyguard*
Alia:is EVERYONE here ******* GAY?!
Jerry: No, my love, I love you!
*Jerry goes to kiss alia, but she has found herself a ladyfreind from the audience and they're wildly making out, so Jerry runs away*
Straight Hill Billy frm the audience: I'd like my say here; ahem, I am STRAIGHT AND PROUD!
*Jerry pops back again just to say that those initials spell out "sap", not "gap", then runs away again*
*every one apart from staight guy get out shotguns and shoot straight guy.
med 2: ah, dammit. we've got a guy down in the audience. *puts guy on stretcher, puts him in ambulance* *closes ambulance door* he can wait. *continues making out with bodyguard*
das: ah...i'm getting dizzy. *faints*
alia: fealiks, do you care more about me or das?
fealiks: what are you talking about? i never cared about you. why else would i let edison cheat on you with me!
alia: f*ckin sh!t, man. *storms out*
edison: wait, alia, don't go!
das: *slowly pulls out revolver* damn you, you f*ckin ho, ed...
das: *shoots edison*
edison: god damn! *falls down*
med 3: sh!t, we've got another one! *picks up edison and throws him in ambulance*
med 3: Damn it, Das! I'll never make out with you again!
das: what inconvenience did that shooting have to you, dear meddy weddy?
meddy: Don't butter me up, b@stard! I've known you long enough, I see straight through you!
das: but we've only just met!
*shoots meddy for being ignorant*
das: now I see right through you!
Med 2: Theres no need to shoot him, you twisted f*cking b@stard
Bodyguard: hey, don't upset my medipups!
*tries to shoot das but missed*
das: STOP IT! I hate everyone here! and here are my reasons: bodyguard: shot me
Med 2: made out with bodyguard
Med 1:made out with some lonely geek
Med 3: for throwing edison in the ambulance instead of putting him on a stretcher
alia: for storming out
Jerry: for storming out
edison: for raping the dude next door
Lonely geek: for being a geek,
and Straight hill billy for being straight!!!!!
Fealiks: i feel left out.
fealiks: i hate everyone here, too! c'mon das, let's leave.
das: i can't, you f***in moron! my leg is completely useless, and not only that, but i'm gonna die in 3 hours and 58 minutes!
das: get me a damn tourniquet! i'll have to self-amputate!
das: what?! ****, you edison! you're supposed to be dead!
edison: no, i'm just badly wounded and paralyzed.
alia: *reenters studio* oh my god, eddy, what happened?!?!!
crowd: jerry! jerry! jerry!
fealiks: why are the croud shouting Jerry?
edison:we'll never know.
Das:so what now?
Fealiks:Isn't it obvious
alia: not really, no. what? Hit me!
Fealiks:*slams card down* ace o' spades! we have a winner!
Fealiks:well, since we write this out, we can make anything happen *grand piano falls through ceiling* see?*cheesy smile(:joy:)*
Das:stop that, it's just unnerving...
Fealiks:Give it a try!!! *turns into hiscustom yoda avatar*
Das:hiYAAAAAAAA!*Edison go's flying into crowd* ooooooo, yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
Alia:oooooooooooooo that's just freakyyyyyyyyy, STOP IT! Lets just get on with the family thread, huh?
*Das an Fealiks hang their heads
Curt and his swat team come in and kill everyone, then Curt and his female luitenant start making out
Curt: hell yeah baby
luitenant: yes baby yes!
Jerry pops his head out and curt kills him while making out with the luitenant.
and thus the thread was ended because it wasn't half as good with teh original, there being only 2 regular participants.
...it was already ended. neither myself nor fealiks replied in almost a month...:¬:
oops.:( sorry, my pc was down so its all your fault! :p
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (thats three.)
wow. please don't spam up the boards, even if this one doesn't count toward your post count. it's just irritating.
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