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Fealiks 11-26-2004 07:37 AM

The insult game V.02
 
Anyone who replied to my last one (6 pages and 203 replies ;] )
will know that the rules go like this:
Some dude posts some doody insult, then the next dude posts some even doodier cumback.

aaannndd...GO!




You fight like a dairy farmer*




*just gettin started... ;]

TheOutrider 11-26-2004 08:36 PM

Yeah well you fight like a Dairy Farmers Cow:p

Heres a new one:

You look like a roach

Fealiks 11-27-2004 02:45 AM

I feel like I'm speaking to a roaches' cock...



Some people cause happiness wherever they go, you on the other hand, cause happiness whenever they go. ;)

PoM 12-04-2004 08:13 AM

Im causing happines because im killing stupid guys like you ^^


It's anoying that every time you open your moth, you say something stupid!

Fealiks 12-04-2004 09:33 AM

everyone agrees that you're an idiot, so I'm not alone there...


You're so fat, you fell in love and broke it :p

PoM 12-04-2004 10:06 AM

You picked your grandmas glasses!

You have such a bad graphic card, so you can't even read what im writing!

Fealiks 12-04-2004 12:08 PM

I read what you said, and had to go to bed!! (I puked)

(the best I could think of...:/)


You're so ugly, that you're under 4's baby minder has to feed you with a slingshot!

PoM 12-05-2004 01:32 AM

She's not feading you at all!

You homosexual, missplaced, melting, green, drooling, burning piece of orange windows!

Fealiks 12-05-2004 07:48 AM

And you're illiterate.
;)

you're so ugly, that when you walk into a bank, they have to turn off the survailence camera!!!

PoM 12-05-2004 10:57 AM

When you enter the bank, the survailence camera explodes!

You smell so bad that people die when talking to you!

Skinkie 12-05-2004 06:26 PM

That's ok, cause I prefer not to talk to people, you blowhard.

*Next sentence rated R. Please keep the kiddys in the next room*

spoiler:

You're a blowhard whose into blowhard beastiality.

TheOutrider 12-05-2004 07:25 PM

(cant think of a comeback)
you suck Rhinosaurus

And smell like one too

Fealiks 12-06-2004 07:19 AM

ha! weak minded FO:mrt:L!! you forgot to insult me!



You're so fat, you gave the hospital stretch marks while being born.(that, my freind, is art.):cool:

The Bard 12-06-2004 12:03 PM

You can't get laid because ur a frigging nerd, that u decided to **** ur own feces and ur sisters and the rest of ur familys. then u got so tired of that that u decided to **** animals like mices, tis a peety that ur dick was way too small for mice so u had to change to beetles, **** faced ****er.

TheOutrider 12-06-2004 07:29 PM

(wtf was that)
At least I have a tiny weiner, you have nothing.

You are so friggin ugly, when you were born your mom said "Itds beautiful" Snad your dad said "Lets bury it".

PoM 12-07-2004 08:54 AM

That wasn't my dad, it was hitler.
You THUCK!

Fealiks 12-07-2004 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bard
You can't get laid because ur a frigging nerd, that u decided to **** ur own feces and ur sisters and the rest of ur familys. then u got so tired of that that u decided to **** animals like mices, tis a peety that ur dick was way too small for mice so u had to change to beetles, **** faced ****er.

o_O







































okaaaaay then.

PoM 12-09-2004 06:41 AM

Hah! You forgot to write a combat to my insult, and you didn't even write a new insult!

You definately THUCK!

Fealiks 12-09-2004 08:05 AM

That was an insult? I thought you were commenting on a museum.


You're so ugly, that when you jump into a bath, the warer jumps out!

PoM 12-09-2004 09:05 AM

Guess what happens when you jump...

I have more posts than you!

Fealiks 12-09-2004 09:31 AM

crap off.. :/


you suck your finger cause you can't get a boyfreind, you GAYBOY!


(j/k ;))

PoM 12-09-2004 10:00 AM

Hah! Was (J/K;)) supposed to be an insult?

You look like a banana!

Fealiks 12-09-2004 10:33 AM

at least I have something that slightly resembles it's shape...


you smell like someone threw up in your moth

(I said j/k cause I said gayboy and the innuendo with the BJ...):dozey:

TheOutrider 12-09-2004 02:40 PM

You WERE the throw-up in my mouth (eww j/k)

You look like you took a feces bath and like you rubbed feces everywhere on you.

Fealiks 12-10-2004 09:06 AM

you are a feces. *cough*


you look like someone just cheese-grated a turd.

Evil Dark Jedi 12-10-2004 01:03 PM

You look like you just jumped out of someones stomach.

Fealiks 12-10-2004 01:25 PM

in that case I look better than you.


You wouldn't even look good after9 coronas!

DarthTDe 12-10-2004 02:31 PM

You're so fat I'll bet you can't even see your toes,and when you get your shoes shined,you have to take their word for it!

PoM 12-11-2004 06:31 AM

*shouldnt you write a comback to the nine coronas?*

Skinkie 12-11-2004 08:02 AM

*shouldn't you write a comeback to the shoe shine fat joke*

DarthTDe 12-11-2004 08:45 AM

oh yeah!EARLIER:Yeah,at least I can think straight.

PoM 12-13-2004 10:21 AM

That was an insult?

Merry christmas! <--Insult

DarthTDe 12-13-2004 02:08 PM

(shut up):p


You're so fat,when you jump in the ocean,the Whales start singing,"WE ARE FAMILY!"

TheOutrider 12-13-2004 05:54 PM

You were the WHALES in the ocean :xp:

Your so poor I saw you on the street doing in act with mice and the mice were singing "We are family, everybody party with this bitch".

The Bard 12-16-2004 10:20 AM

MOTHER ****ING BITCHES WONT SHUT THE **** UP< MOTHER ****WER!!! U SHOULD TRY PUTTING SOMEONES PENICE IN UR ASS AND SEE IF IT CAN SHUT U UP< MAN!! SO U CAN"T EVEN GET SOMEONE TO **** U IN THE ASS ??? **** UR ANIMALS, BUY A ****IN DILDO< BUY SOMKTHING THAT WILL SHUT THE **** UP< AND I DON"T ****IN CARE ABPOUT UR ****IN LIL INSULTS U ****IN BITCH MOTHER ****IN ASS WHOLE WINKER MOTHER ****ER BITCH! I DON"T CARE IF I SAY TOO MANY INSULTS> SO PUT SOMETHING IN UR ****IN LIL ARSE AND COUNT TO 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000! **** WHAT AM I SAYING DON"T COUNT! JUST PUT A GONE IN UR ARSE AND FIRE IT!!!

Writer 12-16-2004 10:26 AM

((To TheOutrider:))

They were talking to you and you joined them.


((To The Bard:))

Your post was so illegible I didn't bother reading it... I'll guess I'm better off that way.

The Bard 12-16-2004 01:26 PM

TO THE ****ING SON OF A BITCH THAT WROTE THE ****IN MESSAGE THAT'S BLOODY ON TOP OF THIS ONE:

DEAR MOTHER ****ER: I DON'T CARE IF U DIDN'T ****IN READ MY BLOODY MESSAGE. AND I AM SURE THAT U READ IT, THOUGH U SAY OTHERWISE. THE GAME IS LIKE THIS U INSULT! THAT'S WHAT I AM ****IN DOIN, ASS HOLE. DON'T ****IN COME TO ME WHITH UR ****ING NOSE UP IN THE AIR AND SAY: BLA BLA ****IN BLA, I'M TO GOD TO READ BARDS MESSAGE!. LET ME TELL U SOMETHING PLEASE, I WILL TELL U THIS BECAUSE U SAY U HAVN'T READ MY LAST ****ING MESSAGE: STICK A ****IN GUN INTO UR ****IN ASS HOLE AND BLOW! DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE BULLETS , ASS HOLE WINKER. HE.

Writer 12-16-2004 02:16 PM

Note to Bard: I read that message, but let me tell you a little secret... ALL CAPITALS WITH THE LITTLE * THINGY ISN'T EASY TO READ... then again, you wouldn't find it hard since you write that way... maybe you need to get your eyes checked... you shouldn't need to write that way to see what you've written.

Bottom line: Get your eyes checked and get a bar of soap. Your mouth needs it.

TheOutrider 12-16-2004 02:18 PM

Ok wow your phycotic and dosed up to the eyeballs on tranquilizers, and dude your starting to get to the point where your actually pissing people off okay.

Your mama so dumb she stared at a juicebox for 20 minutes before she realized that was a homynymn of concentrate.:D

PoM 12-17-2004 04:48 AM

You were soppused to insult me, not my mama!

You're illiterate!


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