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Yufster 12-02-2004 11:10 AM

I'm Pregnant
 
I'm pregnant after having a fling with a male geography teacher after class last month. I think I'm going to keep the baby but he says he wants nothing to do with it. I've become so upset that I've started cutting myself and also I've become anorexic, and also I am having lots of casual sex with people that really turn me off as I can do this because I'm female and I don't need viagra to have sex with people that don't arouse me. I slept with my best friends' father last week too. I feel so ashamed. I feel like I have to end it all. I think I'm going to call the baby Samantha.

Yufster 12-02-2004 11:11 AM

Whyyyy oh whyyyyy god WHYYYYYYY

Yufster 12-02-2004 11:14 AM

Jesus WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

DrMcCoy 12-02-2004 11:15 AM

:eek:

...you're kidding, right?

Yufster 12-02-2004 11:15 AM

Whhhhyyyyhuhhhh uh hhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhghhhhh

Das Mole 12-02-2004 12:06 PM

roflmao!!!:rofl:
roflmao!!!:rofl:

yuffie...:tsk:

here's a small quiz-ish thing:

1) If you are pregnant, go to number 3.
2) If you are not pregnant, go to number 4.
3A) If you were impregnated by your world geography teacher, go to number 5.
3B) If you were impregnated by your best friend's father, go to number 6.
4) Go home.
5) Here's a present for your baby shower: :deathstar
6A) If you have told your best friend, go to number 7.
6B) If you have not told you best friend, go to number 8.
7) Good for you. You are an honest ho.
8) Bad for you. You are a lying ho.

and there you have it! tada!

Ray Jones 12-02-2004 12:11 PM

so, yuster, babe.. you just blew any argument against having sex with me up to the stars.


drop your pantees, now.


*is really really excited*




*premature ejaculation*


crap.

Thrik 12-02-2004 03:29 PM

o yufster ;((((((((

Alien426 12-02-2004 09:08 PM

> also I've become anorexic

Remember you'll have to be anorexic for two now!

If it's a boy, you should call him Sarah or Michelle.

I bet he'll look like this:
http://www.doublefine.com/news%20ima...ottTimBaby.jpg

Sivy 12-02-2004 11:58 PM

no no, don't call it Samantha, especially if its a boy.
fruits and vegetables are where its at right now.

how about...

lemon,

or

cucumber

or

Butternut squash

Boba Rhett 12-03-2004 12:03 AM

Rhubarb. Rhubarb! :fist:

Sivy 12-03-2004 12:12 AM

now thats a winner.

Yufster, your baby is now called

Rhubarb

of course if it's twins, the other will have to be called Custard


how can Mr Keane not want anything to do with little Rhubarb and Custard?

Ray Jones 12-03-2004 01:02 AM

is rhubarb a vegetable? or a fruit? or a fruity vegetable?

is eating plants not already killing?






and how'd ya got pregnant?

semen robbery a la ermakowa?

Darth Groovy 12-03-2004 02:26 AM

And so my chances of a future with Yufster, have been blown to pieces! :eek:

Oh well girl, you will make a good mommy, I am sure, and you will ALWAYS be beautiful to me! ;)

DrMcCoy 12-03-2004 02:56 AM

...

http://drmccoy.xtrem3.de/imgs/o_O.jpg

...

http://drmccoy.xtrem3.de/imgs/pictur...more-sense.jpg

Fealiks 12-03-2004 07:05 AM

omfg, you did you're teachr?!?!?!?!

he should be arrested
You should be expelled/changed school
but what are you gonna do?
No, really, what was it, he was talking about the himilaya's and winked at you? coooool, you had sex whith you're teacher. Hang on, you don't still have a thing for Bill Gates, do you?

Anyway, Cucumber's a terrible stupid immature name!!!



































Call it Margerine, Carl for short. ;)

Alia 12-03-2004 11:52 AM

I was just dropping in, and....oh look... nothing has changed!

Das Mole 12-03-2004 12:42 PM

hi :wavey:

i love everybody.

and don't name it samantha or rhubarb...how about asparagus? banana? papaya???!1

or you could call it...








yes, you've guessed it...









watermelon.

elTee 12-03-2004 01:48 PM

Whoa, deja vu

Natty 12-03-2004 03:42 PM

Heavenly Harraniah Tiggerlilly.

Skinkie 12-03-2004 07:48 PM

The new trend in baby naming is naming your child after a diesease. I hereby name him/her:

Gastrointestinal Tuberculosis.

Joshi 12-04-2004 06:06 AM

YUF! Stop calling me! For the last time *starts moonwalking* the kid is not my son!




You guys have no idea how long I've been waiting to use that one.

Kjlen 12-04-2004 07:52 AM

Tiger-Lily Xena Fairy Princess Pea

Best child name... EVAR.

Fealiks 12-04-2004 09:39 AM

WOW!!!

but to be a real princess, they have to be able to pee through a thousand matresses, or something similar...

Darth Groovy 12-04-2004 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fealiks
WOW!!!

but to be a real princess, they have to be able to pee through a thousand matresses, or something similar...

http://www.themanipulation.com/hanstfu.jpg

Fealiks 12-04-2004 12:36 PM

http://www.spilzonen.dk/images/dynam..._this_spam.jpg

I was trying to bring back the old clean(ish) humour of the forums, but failed. :(

Darth Groovy 12-05-2004 01:25 AM

In that case, your best bet is to leave and not look back!

Fealiks 12-05-2004 07:45 AM

Ahem. Excuse me. sorry about all that.. *cough*

Call it something from here. ;)

Skinkie 12-05-2004 06:10 PM

Goiter Hemmoroid!

Sivy 12-06-2004 01:22 AM

Leper

Ray Jones 12-06-2004 01:30 AM

s.o.b.!





yeah.



i rul.

Alien426 12-06-2004 02:42 AM

Turd.

I once did eBay business with a guy called Turd Burglar. Was I afraid of that being a scam... but I did get the item.

Sivy 12-06-2004 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alien426
I once did eBay business with a guy called Turd Burglar. Was I afraid of that being a scam... but I did get the item.
lol, Turd Burglar.
what exactly was the item?... actually, it's probably better that we don't know.

Fealiks 12-06-2004 07:13 AM

Quote:

Turd.
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!

Quote:

actually, it's probably better that we don't know.
lol! Actually, Sivy's right, he might sell, erm, *cough* excrement...

Fender 12-06-2004 09:08 AM

Am I the only one who thinks she is being serious?

Compassion Fellows, Compassion.
It wasn't like this in my day... Back then we used to get pregnant all the time, and we were glad of it to! I remember GB122 once had Octuplets, and we had great fun picking out 8 different colours of baby booties, except that was quite taxing, as we only knew of 5 colours between us at the time.

I Remember.... STORKEN!
(He introduced me to Nightwish)
Thank You Storken, Fly On!

RoyTordesLegend 12-06-2004 11:24 AM

Seriously Yufs? Wow.....cool. Babies are great, I wouldn't be the happy go lucky Roy Tordes that I am if it wasn't for my two.....I wouldn't be half as knackered either mind, but still........

I was 29 at the weekend.......big birthday cheer for Roy (waits in silence :p )

NiKo 12-06-2004 11:25 AM

always wear a condom. ALWAYS!
heck, I'm wearing one right now

DrMcCoy 12-06-2004 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RoyTordesLegend
I was 29 at the weekend.......big birthday cheer for Roy (waits in silence :p )
...congrats...


Quote:

Originally posted by RoyTordesLegend
heck, I'm wearing one right now
...TMI!

Das Mole 12-06-2004 12:46 PM

hello, roy. :wavey:
:ewok:
live long and prosper...:confused: :amidala:

RoyTordesLegend 12-06-2004 04:51 PM

Never change DAS - long live the confusion and dodgy music!!!;)


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