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Thrik 02-05-2005 11:32 AM

Dearie, dearie me.
 
First, read this news article:

http://www.sptimes.com/2005/01/19/Pa...ves_teac.shtml

And then, read this one:

http://www.wfts.com/stories/2005/02/050203abuse.shtml

Choice quotes, once you've read it:

"I just love working with kids. It's awesome to have them look up to you. It's nice to be able to teach them things they don't know."

"It has also caused him to make some sacrifices, such as altering his own school schedule so he could fit in as many hours as he could volunteering with elementary school students."

"Those elementary students have been recommended by faculty and staff because they are in need of a little extra attention from someone older - but not too much older."


Edit: Jeez, closed already.

toenail1 02-05-2005 03:41 PM

At first I was like "Oh, what a coincidence, both of those young men like little boys. Just in different ways." Then I reopened the first news article, looked at the names and said "Oh, what a coincidence, both of those young men are the same young man. He likes little boys in both ways (Okay, actually he may just like molesting them)."

Kjlen 02-05-2005 06:55 PM

Only time people post articles online is when something outrageous happens, so I was suspicious at how normal the first one went.

The moment I saw the second one, I knew.

Sad.

Alien426 02-06-2005 12:30 AM

If something sounds too good to be true it usually is.

PoM 02-06-2005 01:55 AM

..............................................Whoa !
That was...*Checks a wordbook and picks the first word he sees*

That was spiteful.

*Decides to try again*
That was misspelt.

"Arrgh! Stupid wordbook!"
*Tries a third time*

That was handkerchief.
*Now pleased. PoM walks out of the thread.*

Joshi 02-06-2005 05:44 AM

To hopefully never be seen again.

That's pretty bad, but then again, being so young, I guess people didn't really see it coming, and then pow! Piece of metal does a wordbook joke.

So Tragic.

(If you take out the semi-jokey part of that post and pretend I was talking about the topic in hand, that's the way I feel about it)

PoM 02-06-2005 10:49 AM

Aint i funny?:p

..Ehm..Wasn't i the first one to make a joke like that?

DrMcCoy 02-06-2005 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Piece of metal
..Ehm..Wasn't i the first one to make a joke like that?
...I wouldn't call that a "joke", rather a "pitiful attempt"... ;P

PoM 02-07-2005 09:54 AM

Aren't pitiful attempts as funny as jokes?

DrMcCoy 02-07-2005 10:31 AM

...Sometimes... But only for the observers, not for the "attempter"...

Joshi 02-08-2005 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Piece of metal
Aren't pitiful attempts as funny as jokes?
In a sad, strange little way, but for you, it was just pitiful. A pitiful attempt at a good joke may be slightly humerous, but that one was going no where from the start.

PoM 02-08-2005 07:00 AM

I knew all the time it sucked, but we need to entertain ourselves a little :D


...
Lets talk about something.

Alien426 02-08-2005 08:52 AM

Why don't you just shut up?

Ray Jones 02-08-2005 08:57 AM

Or, more important, why don't I just shut up?

Alien426 02-08-2005 09:06 AM

You can't help it and you know that well.

PoM 02-08-2005 10:15 AM

Quote:

Why don't you just shut up?
:D
...
You know, post counts don't increase by themselves...


BUT THEY DO WITH THE NEW SUPER LOGARITHMIC POST INCREASER 5000!
BUY IT NOW!


Whatever..

Fender 02-08-2005 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Piece of metal
:D
...
You know, post counts don't increase by themselves...


BUT THEY DO WITH THE NEW SUPER LOGARITHMIC POST INCREASER 5000!
BUY IT NOW!


Whatever..

Shut yo mouth foo

Ray Jones 02-08-2005 11:39 AM

Whoo, now let's all head over to Sam & Max net and act mean and all. We could like .. bump threads and entertain Skinkie.


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