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SyntheticGerbil 04-20-2005 08:55 PM

Mod Gay Person
Hey you guys should make me a moderator again.

I miss the times when all the arrogant Star Wars fans came here and were angry that some kind of jerk off like me could do what they do.

I still hate the Lucasforums crowd and you traitors on the board for that. I also hate the aforementioned for still not getting rid of the annoying swear filter even though it's perfectly fine to bypass it. Also Idlethumbs does it, and it has more dumb****s here than there, only more arrogant.

Metallus 04-20-2005 09:06 PM

Well, I'm convinced.

toenail1 04-20-2005 10:26 PM

All good points.

Ray Jones 04-21-2005 04:14 AM

Admitted, that would be fun. Nope, it even would be cool. It would be the only right thing to do. And you could like fly all over the praisen land hand in hand with skinkie. And you both could like check out and see that there are pretty much pretty z.e.r.o. n.a.d.a. n.i.e.n.t.e. n.i.x. star wars folkies are around here.

And what is more manly? the girly no-swearfilter-thing -- or -- bypassing the swearfilter and feel really funky, tight, illegal and underground PLUS make all those dnmbfncks wonder how the fnck is he doing this?

Err.. and you really hate them for that you could do what you do?

On the other hand.. give the gnawer a life. Make him a moderator. I promise i'd bump up every thread for him just to make him happy because he can edit every single post in it and then close it. It's like infinite opportunities. He could like join everything into one giant monkey thread and then split it again to make every post a single thread.

I'll tell you something, Gerbil: I'll help you. I'll help you to make this thread work.
This will do the magic: -> People who ask for being a moderator never ever become a moderator.

Good luck my furry internet-friend!

SyntheticGerbil 04-21-2005 11:53 AM

Oh I don't know... someone should let me run something.

edlib 04-21-2005 01:23 PM

Don't sell yourself short... hold out for nothing less than Admin status.

Even better: Perhaps a new category could be created: Super-Admin.
That way you could go around and edit the posts of other admins, and even ban them when you felt the need!
Wouldn't that be fun! You betcha' ass it would!

Hell... I want that myself!

Skinkie 04-21-2005 02:32 PM

I've been trying to earn a promotion to that level.... but up till now was unaware that it didn't exist... my life is in shambles.

SyntheticGerbil 04-22-2005 12:13 AM

I just wish I had power over everybody. I would do a way better job than God.

Ray Jones 04-22-2005 07:49 AM

I think you just wish you had power over 3 to 5 nasty chicas. Okay, let's say 12.

Skinkie 04-22-2005 08:06 AM

All at once, or all in a row?

Ray Jones 04-22-2005 10:48 AM

All at once in a row (of course)! Let's see if he can make them all happy smiling filled up with manly foam!

edlib 04-22-2005 02:00 PM


Originally posted by RayJones
... manly foam!
What? Shaving cream?

SyntheticGerbil 04-23-2005 11:30 AM

I'm still trying to figure out why a German guy is saying "nasty chicas."

edlib 04-23-2005 11:54 AM

I believe the new Pope uses the same term to describe Nuns.

Ray Jones 04-23-2005 05:47 PM

Ya know, here in Berlin we're all *down with it*. ^^

Okay, seriously, the truth is it is forbidden by law..
But I don't care, I got a firewall.
Nobody will know!


Originally posted by edlib
Shaving cream?
"Squirty cream."

Samnmax221 04-24-2005 01:45 PM

I know I accidentally clicked on to some of that crap you call pornagraghy once. I have been the same since.

Skinkie 04-25-2005 08:07 AM

Have been the same?

SyntheticGerbil 04-25-2005 10:03 AM

I was also the same.

Samnmax221 10-03-2006 03:55 PM

In hindsight, I have been the same.

sheaday6 10-05-2006 12:14 AM

sign me up for a moderator position as long as you're indiscriminately giving them away to people who have been around here way too long.

SyntheticGerbil 10-05-2006 01:23 AM

I don't think seniority gets you the mod position. Otherwise Quackass would be king of the internet.

Samnmax221 10-12-2006 12:47 AM

I vote for Shmargin! So long as none of suspect that I'm really pulling the strings.

Det. Bart Lasiter 10-13-2006 01:50 PM


Originally Posted by Shmargin
I should get both then.

I should be a mod because everyone else wants to be and I secretly do too, plus I've been here a pretty freaking long time, despite the fact I dont always post. And I dont care what you do or say, unless its directed at me, just like a real life cop!

And I've been on the internet since Prodigy and AOL were still both in DOS and looked nothing like the internet as we see and know it today.

So BAM, I want to be a mod here, and King of the Internet.

Notice how I capitalized King of the Internet? Thats because it's an important title.

Like God, or Satan.

So um, yeah, Jake, whats the hold up?

*stares at status on forums until it changes to Mod or King of the Internet*

Speaking of status, I wish I had my own usergroup just to be different and so I could have my username in Comic Sans or something.

Samnmax221 10-13-2006 02:27 PM

I've thought about starting my own forum, but I don't have money for server rental and lifetime VB membership. Also it'd be one of my most stuck up ventures, invite only, no DNS registration, member viewable only.

Now I think I'll take advantage of not being in school and go drive the wheeler through peoples yards.

itchythesamurai 10-13-2006 05:28 PM

Eighteen wheeler? Samnmax, you are as ruthless as you are cunning. Most impressive.

Samnmax221 10-14-2006 03:14 PM


Originally Posted by itchythesamurai
Eighteen wheeler? Samnmax, you are as ruthless as you are cunning. Most impressive.

Divide by 4.5

TSR 10-18-2006 08:01 AM

penis? ;)

Samnmax221 10-18-2006 01:09 PM

Why yes, doesn't your penis have wheels?

itchythesamurai 10-18-2006 07:05 PM

Samnmax, you're onto something brilliant, and we can make a fortune with this idea: novelty penis wheelchairs. Eh, ehhh?

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