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PoM 07-13-2005 05:38 PM

The never ending story!(Reply, or else!)
 
Rules: Don't end it!
Have fun!
I'll start:
Once, there was this Little Billy, he found a piece of metal.
He expected that piece of metal to be sharp, so he cut himself with it on the hand.
But it wasn't sharp, it was....(Next poster continue)!!!

Jack the Black 07-14-2005 02:10 AM

Re: Reply, or else what?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Piece of metal
Rules: Don't end it!
Have fun!
I'll start:
Once, there was this Little Billy, he found a piece of metal.
He expected that piece of metal to be sharp, so he cut himself with it on the hand.
But it wasn't sharp, it was....(Next poster continue)!!!

... so rusty that it fell apart as soon as it touched his hand.

"Damn," he cried, "how am I meant to cut myself now?"

Then he began to scatch the back of his hand as an iching started to become unabareable...

PoM 07-14-2005 05:09 AM

(scratch, itch)

Then he figured he could just ignore it, until it stopped.
Since he was bored, he started wandering in a random direction,
where he met...

Jack the Black 07-14-2005 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Piece of metal Then he figured he could just ignore it, until it stopped.
Since he was bored, he started wandering in a random direction,
where he met... [/B]
... the most evil thing to ever to exist in the history of man, a mime! What was worse was that mime had sight its annoying sights on him.

Not only that but the itch wasn't going away, infact it just seem to get worse.

The Bard 08-01-2005 07:45 PM

It got so itchy he decided to play with his hand and his underwear or to be exact with his...

adey12 08-02-2005 05:10 PM

crabs, knowing that he a had a problem he headed to the chemist when he met a giant super smelly.....

The Bard 08-02-2005 06:47 PM

piece of turd in the ground. It was his neighbours dog ****. He then said maybe the acids in this can make my itchy itchy go away, he scrubed the **** all over his paws and noticed that it smelled like dog ****. Is it...

Bob Lion54 08-06-2005 07:33 AM

really a good idea?
Thought he.
"No, its not." he relized.
So he looked around for a hose to wash his hands. He thought he saw one, but in reallity it was a ...

The Bard 08-06-2005 11:04 AM

a piece of turd.

Kj°len 08-06-2005 03:34 PM

"I cannot wash my hands with that!" he cried. He then jumped into a large vat of...

The Bard 08-06-2005 03:52 PM

turd.

Kj°len 08-06-2005 03:58 PM

He climbs out of th vat, and then drives to TheBard's house, where he stabs him thrice with a knife, and lectures his bleeding body about how he should make decent contributions to the story of his life. Then, he returns to his activites of...

Joshi 08-06-2005 04:20 PM

...plotting to assasinate the The Bard. He called his buddy's from Iowa who'er all computer hackers and members of the IRA, but when they arrived they...

The Bard 08-06-2005 04:21 PM

ate a piece of turd.

Kj°len 08-06-2005 04:26 PM

Afterwards, they sat down, and seriously contemplated how a 16 year old teenager could be so immature. They had thought by the time you had reached 16, you would be a fairly adult person. They assume not everyone is like Kj°len, then. ;) Later, they went and did this activity, which has nothing to do with feces of any kind...

The Bard 08-06-2005 04:31 PM

...But then again, that a person with a red/pink haired avatar should have more to do than to pay atention to an amteur 16 year old with a fetish for turds. But wait NOW our hero did find one thing that helped his itch. PISS. He pissed on his hand and...

Kj°len 08-06-2005 04:34 PM

Cleaned it. Urine is very sterile, after all. Then, he turned his attention to...

Joshi 08-06-2005 04:37 PM

the fish in the bathtub who told him the world was going to end in 28 days. He was so scared he...

Kj°len 08-06-2005 04:39 PM

...ran to the local supermarket and had an epic battle with a giant coupon-wielding chicken. Afterwards...

Joshi 08-06-2005 04:42 PM

...he stopped watching family guy and got back to his adventure with the lovely...

Kj°len 08-06-2005 04:45 PM

Brenna, queen of the Britains. Afterwards, he conquered...

Joshi 08-06-2005 04:51 PM

...Coney Island, but then he jumped off the Bumper cars and met his friend...

The Bard 08-06-2005 05:26 PM

Poo Poo Platter, who was a black belt master.

Kj°len 08-06-2005 09:19 PM

Luckily, Billy knew Tai Jitsu, and eagerly fought his opponent.

The Bard 08-07-2005 08:34 AM

But then a pack of ninjas apeared and...

PoM 08-07-2005 09:37 AM

...Scared him to death.

The Bard 08-07-2005 09:53 AM

Then he ran to the bar he saw and asked for a shot of tequila. When he had all the hair in his chest(hehe) he ran to defeat all the ninjas.

Kj°len 08-07-2005 02:12 PM

After the ninjas were pwned, he settled down and...

Joshi 08-07-2005 02:25 PM

ate a caramel sundae. But there was something wrong, the sundae...

The Bard 08-07-2005 02:37 PM

had turd in it. He said "HEY WAITER!! MY sundae has turd in it". ''i know'' replied the water,''it is mine''. Our hero looked at him and puked all of his suit. The waiter puked also and:''you idiot, i was joking!!! That's chocolate!''

Kj°len 08-07-2005 02:47 PM

Then, TheBard was banned from this discussion because Billy's stomach couldn't handle any more of his cockknockery.

Mr Flibble 08-12-2005 03:42 PM

And they all lived happily ever after.

The Bard 08-12-2005 03:57 PM

And so billy got himself a wife. The beautiful Kjolen was of course his lovely mistress. The next day they went shopping and bought a pack of eggs, milk, butter and some new clothes.

Mr Flibble 08-12-2005 05:13 PM

These were of course Love Eggs, and Billy got horrible diseases from them.

The Bard 08-12-2005 05:56 PM

So, his wife made him some muffins for him to feel better. And after that a good nights sleep.

Mr Flibble 08-12-2005 06:22 PM

Billy realised his story was being told by someone who believed that progression was for idiots and that non seqiturs are always funny.
In a moment of Matrix-like panic he licks a disabled guy and then takes a lot of pills. Blue ones.

The Bard 08-12-2005 07:06 PM

So, after a hard day's work he went home to his wife. And she said to him:''honey, i made this pie for you i hope you like it'' Billy tried and said: ''how lovely''.

Joshi 08-12-2005 07:18 PM

...at which point his wife immediatly divorced Billy because he was being overly nice when she told him to simply cut down on the swearing and immature crap. She took the family pig and left the house only to be...

Fealiks 08-12-2005 07:30 PM

raped and killed by michael jackson who was trialed and let off... michael then went over to his friend's house where they spent hous developing an A-bomb they accidentally cloned it (dont ask me) and set them all off for a joke. then they realised that they had put in a divice that maked it clone itself instead of blowing up. as soon as one was cloned, its clone cloned another and so on this went on for several days until finally they squeezed together and blew up the universe. the "big bang" created a new one though. THIS WAS NOT A DREAM.


...

(no one said how long it could be :D )

Fender 08-12-2005 09:20 PM

In a Review of the New Universe, Billy gave it a 78. He said "It had a good beat, and I could dance to it".


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