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shinzuku 09-25-2005 09:49 PM

Things that they would never say
 
Sasha: let's party
Raz: But, I don't want to be a psychonaut
Milla: like oh my gosh

Purple Squid 09-25-2005 09:51 PM

Hm. This is will be too easy.

Oleander- ...Fine. I can't reach the top shelf, and I will never be able to.

shinzuku 09-25-2005 09:53 PM

milla: i hate my hair


Sasha: milla, i'm gay
Milla: that's okay, because i'm a man
Sasha:yes

DarthAve 09-25-2005 09:54 PM

Dr Loboto.- why am I evil? I always wanted to be a broadway showman. I wanted to be the phantom!!!!
Fred-Boy, I sure do miss being controlled by Napoleon.

shinzuku 09-25-2005 09:56 PM

SASHA: OH MY GOSH, LET'S MAKE OUT.
Sasha: I have no eyes
Fred: I love you crispin

Smon 09-25-2005 09:57 PM

Cruller:WEE! Let's all go to the mall!

Purple Squid 09-25-2005 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shinzuku
SASHA: OH MY GOSH, LET'S MAKE OUT.
Sasha: I have no eyes
Fred: I love you crispin

Told you so.

Purple Squid 09-25-2005 09:58 PM

Sasha- OMFG luk at hau 1337 i m on dis bored!!!

Smon 09-25-2005 09:59 PM

Butcher:Well ya see, I really am a people person, and I'm great with kids!

DarthAve 09-25-2005 10:00 PM

ugh, you all made me choke on my gum, mmmmmm juicy fruit.

Mr. Pokeylope- Sheegor, I don't think this is gonna work out.
Chloe- Bobby, you foolish human, I do wanna make out.
Nils-Woah, Jt looks real sexy, OMG!!! I'm GAY!!!

Purple Squid 09-25-2005 10:01 PM

Nils- I'm thinking Viagra.

Smon 09-25-2005 10:02 PM

Purple Squid: OMG BROTHER BLOOD IS ICKY!

Purple Squid 09-25-2005 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smon
Purple Squid: OMG BROTHER BLOOD IS ICKY!

Smon- I love you, Darth_Ave! <3

Purple Squid 09-25-2005 10:04 PM

Sasha- Whoops.

TyraaRane 09-25-2005 10:10 PM

Dogen: Eh, who needs this hat anyway.

Bobby: Raz, man, I'm sorry for beating you up that one time. Let's be friends.

Sasha: Germs? Who cares!

Purple Squid 09-25-2005 10:11 PM

Milla- I dunno... I think I should get a haircut.

(OMG BROTHER BLOOD IS ICKY!)

DarthAve 09-25-2005 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purple Squid
Smon- I love you, Darth_Ave! <3

What, he will say that someday. Mwahaha

Klia 09-26-2005 09:19 AM

G-Men: I am from the government. The government has employed me.

Boyd: Maybe I'm blowing things a little out of proportion

Loboto: I kind of feel bad about mutating that fish now.

Smon 09-26-2005 09:24 AM

Tim Schafer-I should get a career... IN BALLET!

Purple Squid 09-26-2005 11:18 AM

Sasha- I don't want to discover the ways of the human mind! I WANT TO DANCE!

Klia 09-26-2005 12:51 PM

Boyd to Oleander: What's with the milk?

Crispin: Hold on.. I need to take a shower

Kitty: Raz, wait up!

Purple Squid 09-26-2005 12:55 PM

Raz- Does this make me look fat? :0

Agent-Sarah 09-26-2005 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purple Squid
Sasha- I don't want to discover the ways of the human mind! I WANT TO DANCE!

Now I have the image of him, doing Saturday Night Fever...

Purple Squid 09-26-2005 01:51 PM

Go! Sashaaaa! Wh000!

Agent-Sarah 09-26-2005 02:19 PM

Sasha wearing black or dark-green disco suit and his turtle neck sweater.

DarthAve 09-26-2005 03:02 PM

Ha, that's funny!! now it's indented into my head!!! Darn you!!!

Agent-Sarah 09-26-2005 03:43 PM

*Giggles* Sorry about that.

DarthAve 09-26-2005 03:50 PM

It's ok, maybe I'll make an indy film about it, making sure they know you came up with the idea of course.

Agent-Sarah 09-26-2005 04:01 PM

"Saturday Night Sasha" would be a great title.

DarthAve 09-26-2005 04:04 PM

I thought that "Don't touch my brain tumbler pops." Wait a min. what will the theme song be?

KingCheez 09-26-2005 05:36 PM

Vernon: God, I hate books and stories. They're so dull and boring.
Sasha: Hey, man! Let's totally get funky!
Vernon: Sounds rad.


Bobby: I'm sorry Maloof, and everyone else, for beating you up, candy for everyone.
Benny: Well I'm thinking on my own from Bobby...but you're still getting candy.

Crystal: Life is wonderful, but everyone else sucks.
Clem: Shut your mouth, nobody likes you!

Milla: *yawn* Ohh, life is such a bore.

Raz: Bleh, you know, Psychonauts, sounded good at first, but meh.

Oleander: Idunno, I was gonna use this tank to spread an antidote to all the horrible diseases all over the world.

Oleander: I love being short.

Butcher: Awww, bunny, don't worry, the cleavers are just for show.

Evil Dad: Dude...Psychics kick ass, man, seriously. Don't be trippin'.

Nils: Girls don't do no more for me. Say, does my purse match my lipstick?

JT: Ptooeh, being a cowboy is boring, I love Elka.
Chops: Get away from me, jerk, who are you?

Elka: Oh Nils, I just don't love you.

Milka: Oh hey everyone! I'm such a social butterfly, huh? That's me!

Elton: Stupid fish...I'm having salmon for dinner.

Quentin: I hate music.
Phoebe: Me too.
Quentin: Hey let's make out over it!

Kitty: Hmm. I really don't care about how I look today. Everyone deserves equal treatment.
Franke: I think on my own besides you, but still agree with your opinion.

shinzuku 09-26-2005 05:37 PM

Milla: Sasha I'm a lesbian
Sasha: that's okay because i'm a girl
Sasha: fisizzle my nizzle, yo

Smon 09-26-2005 05:45 PM

Sasha: Duhuhuhr... funny.

DarthAve 09-26-2005 06:29 PM

umm,

Dr. Loboto-Sheegor!! You're such a good assistant. I love you!!

Crispen-Fred, I'm sorry I kicked your ass at that board game and drove you crazy.
Fred-It's ok, I was letting you win because you're too hot to lose.

HappyCabbit 09-26-2005 06:37 PM

+Milla: Some children have been kidnapped? Oh, well, I'm sure they'll be fine.

+Oleander: Actually, I was never in the army.

+Kitchen-Ford: The burgers are ready!

+Raz: When is my dad supposed to be here?! I wanna go back to the circus!

+Kitty: Vernon, I was wondering if you wanted to make out...

+Jasper: I give that five our of five stars! Heck, it deserves more than five! I give it seven!

KingCheez 09-26-2005 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HappyCabbit
+Kitty: Vernon, I was wondering if you wanted to make out...

More likely than you know.

Despite her bulletin board message. That was one year ago.

Klia 09-26-2005 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth_Ave2011
umm,

Dr. Loboto-Sheegor!! You're such a good assistant. I love you!!

Crispen-Fred, I'm sorry I kicked your ass at that board game and drove you crazy.
Fred-It's ok, I was letting you win because you're too hot to lose.

Sorry Purple Squid. This is too funny.

Sig?

Smon 09-26-2005 07:29 PM

Dogen: It's okay that you don't understand me, my intellectual capabilities are far beyond that of most of society as it is.

DarthAve 09-26-2005 08:05 PM

Sasha- I see a little silhouette of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango.
Milla and Sasha-Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me.
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro Magnifico.
Razputin- I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me.
Milla and Sasha-He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstruosity.
Razputin-Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.
Oleander-(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.
Sasha, Milla, Oleander, Razputin-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
G-Man-(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go.
Sasha, Milla, Oleander, Raz, G-Man-Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

Tee, psychonauts Bohemian Rhapsody!!! It rocks

G-man rock star- I am Freddy Mercuary, I rock out loud! nobody will rock us since we are the champions.

Purple Squid 09-26-2005 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klia
Sorry Purple Squid. This is too funny.

Sig?

FINE. Be that way. See if Brother Blood and I ever talk to you again!

*pets avatar and cries*


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