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Merry Christmas
I know this is a tad early, but otherwise I'll forget to post this pic :p
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Santa eats children you know. Don't get too close.
And, Merry Christmas. |
OMG! This board is so contriversail! It should say "Happy Holidays" What about those of us who are Jewish, or Kwanzaish, or Muslum? I'm just Kedddding! I'm acting like those crazy liberals, but anyway Happy Christmas.
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Nobody likes the Jewish, Kwanzaish, Muslim, or liberal people.
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I like your avatar's little Christmas hat. This is my time of year, cause my name means 'Ruler of the Elves' I am so related to santa.
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Yes, yes you should.
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I agree!
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OMG, The ever mighty mods would like me to submit my broadway worthy Psycho-carol?
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Only during those lonely, greasy, well-lubricated nights, Niko.
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....that gave me some strange thoughts. I'll think about Christmas morning, my mom watching A Christmas Story on TBS over and over again, my dad eggnog drunk, and my grandparents drinking some OJ from wine glasses. Myself, sitting in the corner unwrapping a present. Good times, good times
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er... MERRY CHRISTMAS!! |
Merry Christmas/Yule/Hanukkah/...
And while I'm at it, enjoy the passing of the YOLD 3171 and enjoy welcoming the YOLD 3172! |
Ho ho ho. Yeah...
The halmark aspect of Christmas is distasteful, in my eyes. But the cookies make up for it. Merry Christmas/ assorted other december holidays! |
Let's just clump up all the holidays like that hole Christmahaunakwanzaka+Muslum holday thingie. I'll bring the christmas pudding and the candles for the menorah!
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I think the more conservative factions would have a thing or two to say about that.
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Oh c'mon. Stop being so uptight and have some kool-aid!
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I find kool aid to be offensive to us jews!
*forms an angry jewish mob* |
Ummm....we have vanilla coke too. Nobody speaks the international language of peace better that Coka-Cola
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We can of course thank Coca-Cola for turning Santa Red...
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OMG, you go to snopes too? I luv that site!
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This post edited for stupidity and a lack of correct spelling and grammar.
Happy Holidays! |
Okay, are we gonna have the celebration of cultures or not?
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Yule bonum
No. We are going to hassle over the fineries of politically correct holiday greetings in an effort to be all-inclusive until we are left with only the common ground that snow is wet and elves are real, but they work for Wal-mart.
:D So. I will have Zoom's Day ALL BY MYSELF. :max: It's my holiday now, bitches. I will get gloriously drunk on fine cognac, raving stoned on hashish and stagger about in the yard in my long underwear. Hannukah? Twelve days it is! Christmas? Give me your presents, and womenfolk for use by the fire! Kwanzah? Pass me that blunt, yo. Ramadan? Well, I-- *(Suddenly whips out a big sword and spins around to see who's standing behind him.)* Anyway, I hereby proclaim the universal winter festival to be: Zoom's Day. :dozey: (Except in the southern hemisphere, where it's the summer holiday. Whatever.) |
Well....does Robert Goulet celebrate Zoom's Day? He is cool, him and his Robert Goulet cell phone ring tones.
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*Sings Christmas carols*
Jolly ole' Saint Thrikolas... la la la la LA! |
That's a clever one, right there. Robert Goulet should write a song about you.
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Christmas? Hehe. Surprisingly, I will be not there where I wanted to be, and I felt kinda sad about this, so I changed my mind and decided I want to be somewhere else, so now, and even more surprisingly, I will be there where I want to be. Hey, this ain't bad, huh?
So, uuhm should be like .. into the club at 1 (as in "it's dark outside") - I don't really know. - out of the club at 4 (as in "dusk"). Yah mon, indeed, my life's way beyond being more than a complete mess and all, but I like Berlin for offering the opportunity to go deeper into that for further investigation and to waste time, health and chi. :D :dozey: However. The sooner I party myself to death, the sooner I have valid prove at hand for there is no god, or if there is I can be sure about having to deny his very existence, for him being a farthead and no good father at all. Not to mention mean and stinky. Aaand.. okay, there's something else, but I can't seem to remember it right now, but I'm almost sure it was about 'having acute schizophrenic episodes' or the like. .. Did I say farthead already? Yeah. Also. It's not about being lovely, honest, nice and giving respect and love to others at 'christmas' - it's about being lovely, honest, nice and giving respect and love to others for your whole ****ing life although most likely you're not going to get something back. So. Errm. Who the hell said it must be for christmas? :¬: Grumpy? No. In love. It's christmas time ya know? Oh yes. |
I'm not sure about love but I do wish the world was more fair.
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It's captured by "giving respect", but what do I know, so I'll just add it to my "list".
Err.. that way I'm more fair and such, and it's my gift to you. *tear* I love you, Gabesznic. *hugs* *reaches for wallet* *runs off* |
Merry Christmas, everybotty.
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It's not Christmas.....yet. Jack Skellington and the people of Halloweentown still have 6 days to make a very spooky Christmas!
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Everyone's trying to gang up on me. "QUIT THROWING THOSE DANG ERASERS AARON! I'm gonna put a knife in your heart and hang you from the cafeteria ceiling!"
Oh sorry, flashback. Poor Aaron. |
Wait, I just noticed something... is Santa touching himself? What a naughty boy.
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