You are stupid and evil!
 

The truth, as they say, is out there...

I'd pay attention to this site if it didn't call me stupid every few seconds. And of course capital letters to convey shouting, different colours in text to (I guess) keep us interested and different sizes in text are surefire ways of hitting that "best website layout in the world" list.

It seems SOMEONE is bitter that they didn't get into Harvard.

They said my trust fund wasn't big enough... :(

Um ... that's why we have timezones

i can not make sense of that page.... i must be stupid and evil