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Natty 06-08-2006 01:16 AM

Kjo demands sex
I'm not sure if he was drunk at the time, but he serves as a reminder as to why I should turn off my MSN when I'm not home.

I luvs him anyway, and since he demanded I return, I figured I'd drop by and say hewwo.

Joshi 06-08-2006 06:06 AM

Well that's certainly a way of attracting people to a thread.

Oh, and welcome back Natty, good to see you around.

DrMcCoy 06-08-2006 10:42 AM

Natty! :)

Das Mole 06-08-2006 12:18 PM


Welcome back.

Kj°len 06-08-2006 02:28 PM

Yes, yes I demand sex. And if I was drunk, I wouldn't have been using such good grammar and punctuation. :p

*Huggles Natty* Great to see you hun. Please stay and help us drive out the newbs. They have consumed this forum. It makes K-jo sad.

PoM 06-08-2006 03:26 PM

Don't tell me you consider me a newb, I'm practically ancient.

Kj°len 06-08-2006 03:30 PM

You are in the latter half of age 13. You are indeed a newb. And you shall be until you are 16.

Fealiks 06-08-2006 04:51 PM

lolz omg!!! ITYM n00b rofl!!!! zOMG B10!

erm... anyway welcom back natty! :)

Kj°len 06-08-2006 06:37 PM

This is exactly the sort of thing I was talking about. WE NEED TO PURGE THE FORUMS.

And K-jo still has not recieved his payment.

Fealiks 06-09-2006 01:23 PM

Actually, the age you stop being a newb in Britain is 18, so if you lived here, you would still be a newb. ;)

Joshi 06-09-2006 02:08 PM

Some people are born with newbness, some people achieve newbness, you fealiks can't get rid of it.

Kj°len 06-10-2006 12:48 PM

You're fricken 13 years old, Fealiks. Not just that, but you act like it, too. You have very little right telling anyone that they are still a newb.

Skinkie 06-13-2006 04:28 PM

Just wait till you can step up and be newd. THen you can come back to this thread

Fealiks 06-13-2006 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by Joshi
Some people are born with newbness, some people achieve newbness, you fealiks can't get rid of it.

I've been to newb councillors and everything. They're working on a cure.

Joshi 06-13-2006 06:37 PM

You mean a more humane one than the one they already have (it involves a baseball bat and a bag of squirrels)

Ray Jones 06-14-2006 04:14 AM

Screw humanity, important is, this one is quick and efficient. And once you get used to the bat, you soon stop minding all those squirrels. It's a bit less encouraging if they don't use nails through the squirrels, though.

Joshi 06-14-2006 08:03 AM

I've never heard a squirrel complaining to me.

Ray Jones 06-14-2006 10:33 AM

Unlike hamsters, squirrels don't talk, they act! What you might hear is instead quite reasonable due to the fact that they *love* beans.

Fealiks 06-14-2006 05:21 PM

Well they stopped using squirrels because of the anti squirrel-abuse act of '97. Now they use sheep.

yay 800 posts! I think a long smiley is in order. ({:=|D)

o rly


Joshi 06-14-2006 06:18 PM

You see, that's where the newbness kicks in. Oldies would have never gone for sheep in such respects, it's just not done.

Kj°len 06-15-2006 05:22 PM

Not to mention that he celebrated his post count, posted an elongated smiley, and said "O RLY" all in the same post.

Das Mole 06-15-2006 06:07 PM

What is "O RLY".

Joshi 06-15-2006 06:32 PM

If you don't know count yourself extremely lucky and just move away.

Das Mole 06-15-2006 06:49 PM

Oh psha. Gimme a clue. Is it anything like "ily"?

DarthAve 06-15-2006 06:53 PM


Originally Posted by Das Mole
Oh psha. Gimme a clue. Is it anything like "ily"? It's this. It means 'Oh really' and it's often followed by a great horned owl saying 'YA RLY'


Das Mole 06-15-2006 07:12 PM


I don't have time for that crap.

hXc/emo and sXc kids, however...I have time for them.

Alien426 06-16-2006 09:42 AM

I'm sure O'Reilly have a '... In A Nutshell' book with an owl on the cover, but I couldn't find it. So I give you this instead.

Fealiks 06-16-2006 11:46 AM


Originally Posted by Kj°len
Not to mention that he celebrated his post count, posted an elongated smiley, and said "O RLY" all in the same post.

Everybody knows you get to spam and say random things in a post where your post count has gone up to the next hundred... or thousand.

I can see me being a newb is annoying Kjo... little does he know, I have my anti-vaseline cream at the ready, prepared to counteract his unique closed-mouth-yet-still-dazzling-smile! Today kjo's lips... tommorrow... the WORLD!

Samnmax221 06-16-2006 02:06 PM

Your gonna do WHAT with a personel lubricant?!?

Fealiks 06-16-2006 04:38 PM

Well, personal lubricant is one way of putting it... Its actually just black petroleum jelly with a funky make-shift tub made out of paper mache and foil. Here's one I made earlier... *queue Blue Peter music*

Das Mole 06-16-2006 04:49 PM

Oh geez.

DarthAve 06-16-2006 06:24 PM

...ew. You must have some kind of issues Fealiks.

NiKo 06-18-2006 06:57 PM

i demand sex

Kj°len 06-18-2006 09:14 PM

Fealiks, keep your vaseline away from me.

Niko, on the other hand :naughty:

Samnmax221 06-18-2006 09:17 PM

Fealiks just feel free to stay the hell out of Minnesota

Yufster 06-19-2006 10:41 AM

Oh so everybody forget about me, fine fine, I get it.

DrMcCoy 06-19-2006 10:46 AM

Errr, who are you?!? ;P

Natty 06-19-2006 10:30 PM

God damn newbies. Be gone all of you! :smash:

Anyway, I hope everyone's been behaving themselves! And if I see anyone using inapropriate text speak I'll get grumpy. Even those people who don't have English as a first language seem to type better than some people whose english is their first language these days.

Kj°len 06-21-2006 01:52 AM

Agreed. K-jo loves punctuation.


Ray Jones 06-21-2006 05:11 AM

Me loves perpetration.

Ter Urly Avenues off RuyJanice XD

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