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Scorpicus 08-29-2006 11:45 AM

The "Oh ****, I've just killed the person above me!" Game
It's time we get a new game! The "Oh ****, I've just killed the person above me" game!

Right, the rules are that the first person will type out a situation e.g. Bob was walking down the street.

Then the second person will kill them: when he got mowed down by a pentioner on a moped!

Then the third guy would kill the old guy on the moped and so on and so on.

All clear? Good. Ahem:

Maria Sharapova was playing tennis when...

Pho3nix 08-29-2006 11:48 AM

She saw Anna Kournikova working out and died of awe.

Nick Virago 08-29-2006 01:50 PM

then Lindsay Lohan showed up and shot Anna (sorry, 8 am is way too early to have any original ideas).

Nick Virago 11-27-2006 05:43 AM


Sotha-Sil 11-27-2006 07:46 AM

Then, uh, some guy came and killed Lindsay.


Du Man 12-15-2006 12:54 AM


Originally Posted by Sotha-Sil
Then, uh, some guy came and killed Lindsay.


then the guy died in obscurity as he ran in a fit of depression right infront of a bus that happened to be driven at the time by Cary Elwes.

(we using celeberties only?)

King Dando 12-15-2006 03:37 AM

Then some average Joe dragged Cary Elwes off the bus, held him up at gunpoint, took him to the local zoo, and threw him in with the...urrrr....lions. No, tigers....Nah, lions.

Nick Virago 12-20-2006 10:09 AM

Then Uwe Boll dragged him to a room where he tied him to a chair and made him watch all his movies over and over again, so he died in a really painful way.

King Dando 12-20-2006 12:05 PM

EDIT: Then Uwe Boll was set upon by a pack of venomous hellhounds, whose leader was a man who really hated Uwe Boll?

Nick Virago 12-22-2006 01:20 PM

But then there's no one left to kill!

King Dando 12-22-2006 04:38 PM

^Now Nick, go for the kill!

itchythesamurai 12-22-2006 08:54 PM

Nick dillydallied too long and forgot about the hellhounds. They eventually finished up Uwe Boll and proceeded to devour our beloved forumite.

King Dando 12-22-2006 09:14 PM

Then after witnessing this whole affiar, Herman Munster went into a blind rage, accidently killing four people.

itchythesamurai 12-22-2006 10:10 PM

And then a convenient mob of townsfolk with torches and pitchforkes eviscerated poor Herman, robbing The Munsters of their breadwinner.

King Dando 12-23-2006 06:44 AM

Then one of the townsfolk (somehow) managed to drench everybody with kerosene, and then proceded to set fire to them all

Nick Virago 12-23-2006 11:46 AM

Then Ozzy Osburne showed up and bit his head off

King Dando 12-23-2006 12:01 PM

Then Geezer Butler showed up a smashed Ozzy's head in with his bass guitar

Nick Virago 01-04-2007 05:45 PM

Then Alfred, Bruce Wayne's butler, walked in and slowly talked Geezer into dying.

King Dando 01-04-2007 06:00 PM

Then Don Johnson came along in his Miami Vice guise and shot Alfred

Grey Master 01-04-2007 06:05 PM

Then Godzilla came and roasted Don Johnson with his flamebreath....

King Dando 01-04-2007 06:09 PM

Then Rodan appeared and emitted a radioactive heat beam from his mouth, killing Godzilla

Grey Master 01-04-2007 06:13 PM

Then came Thor and smashed Rodan to dust.......

Nick Virago 01-08-2007 03:33 PM

Then Rosie O'Donnell came and threw a rubber band at the Thor's head.

Grey Master 01-08-2007 07:05 PM

Then came Donald Trump and sued her, then she got executed....

Carlo El Sanchez 01-09-2007 02:18 AM

Then Chuck Norris came out of nowere and bit Donald Trump's face off - killing him instantly.

King Dando 01-09-2007 04:15 PM

Then Tony Montana appears, yells "Say 'Hello' to my little friend!" and unloads a whole magazine of ammo into Chuck

Grey Master 01-09-2007 07:15 PM

Then came Wolverine and cuts him to dead......

Carlo El Sanchez 01-10-2007 03:35 AM

Then White Goodman from Dodgeball comes and suffocates Wolverine with his rich long stylish hair.

Grey Master 01-10-2007 09:06 AM

Then came Venom and beated White Goodman to dead, then eated his remains.....

King Dando 01-10-2007 06:22 PM

Then Benny Goodman came along and bludgeoned Venom to death with his clarinet.

Grey Master 01-10-2007 10:08 PM

Then came Carnage and attacked Benny, resulting in Goodman's death...

Carlo El Sanchez 01-10-2007 10:10 PM

Then King Kong came and ripped Carnage in halfe with his bare hands

Grey Master 01-10-2007 10:17 PM

Then came The Grim Reaper and destoyed Kong's soul....

Nick Virago 01-11-2007 11:23 AM

Then Domino Hurley arrived and sprouted the grim reaper (named Jim) for stealing his rip.

King Dando 01-11-2007 01:01 PM

Then Manny sailed a coral grinder into Domino

Carlo El Sanchez 01-11-2007 09:22 PM

Then George of the Jungle swung on a vine and hit Manny, killing him.

Grey Master 01-11-2007 09:26 PM

Then came a T-Rex and caught George in his fangs, and dismembered him...

Carlo El Sanchez 01-11-2007 09:38 PM

Then Bastila Shan came and took her top off to reveal her $$$ and at the sight the T-Rex dropped dead with his eyes wide open.

Grey Master 01-11-2007 09:40 PM

Then came Revan and divorced Bastila for doing that, which let Bastila to suicide.....

Carlo El Sanchez 01-11-2007 09:42 PM

Then came The Exile, and showed Revan his lightsaber kills....Revan died just like that because The Exiles skill where so terrible.

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