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Shmargin 11-12-2006 02:48 AM

http://www.telltalegames.com/company/ourteam/jakerodkin
 
I think i knew this already, but it rocks.

Good job Jake.

Can I ask for a job (by job I mean unpaid volunteer work at the expense of my family and friends) here at Samandmax.net since you have never responded to me sending you private messages? I can draw, do graphic design, keep up on S&M news, and be a person that is generally not a dick.

itchythesamurai 11-12-2006 04:03 PM

(O shizbiscuits, Shmargin going to put me out of a volunteer position at The Unofficial.)

Shmargin called me a macaca!

Samnmax221 11-12-2006 04:09 PM

I'm on the waiting list before him anyway. I'm just waiting for Itchy to get too cocky, and of course go and put a pubic hair on Jakes coke.

itchythesamurai 11-12-2006 04:55 PM

That reminds me of a personal story! Waitaminute, I've never even met Jake...

Metallus 11-12-2006 08:35 PM

Oh sure, now everyone wants to work at a site when it's actually online, and when there's news to write about. You make me sick.

Samnmax221 11-12-2006 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metallus
Oh sure, now everyone wants to work at a site when it's actually online, and when there's news to write about. You make me sick.

Well you see I never thought of it before, why would I there was nothing to report on. Only recently have I become interested in journalism, I'm just waiting for Itchy to pull a Clarance Thomas, or a Lorraine Bobbit, or an Adolf Hitler.

itchythesamurai 11-12-2006 08:54 PM

I'd have to learn HTML before I conducted a hostile/sexual takeover of The Unofficial. In other words: not going to happen.

Samnmax221 11-12-2006 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itchythesamurai
I'd have to learn HTML before I conducted a hostile/sexual takeover of The Unofficial. In other words: not going to happen.

You're to lazy to read a book?

itchythesamurai 11-12-2006 09:00 PM

Those kinds of books maybe.

Metallus 11-12-2006 09:01 PM

Book-learning HTML also makes me sick.

Samnmax221 11-12-2006 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metallus
Book-learning HTML also makes me sick.

You're a walking plague.

Det. Bart Lasiter 11-12-2006 11:31 PM

Hey I know HTML. Pick me!

itchythesamurai 11-13-2006 12:47 AM

The council has decided that it is high time The Unofficial had rivals. Go forth and spawn fansites to compete with us. Maybe, seeing how we are all gentlemen here, a friendly wager could be concocted as a bit of enticement?

Samnmax221 11-13-2006 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by itchythesamurai
The council has decided that it is high time The Unofficial had rivals. Go forth and spawn fansites to compete with us. Maybe, seeing how we are all gentlemen here, a friendly wager could be concocted as a bit of enticement?

I would if I had the money, I feel kinda bad about riding free on Jake's good will.

itchythesamurai 11-13-2006 04:23 PM

Just threaten to crucify a rabbit on Easter if people don't send you money over the Internet. Easy money.

Ray Jones 11-15-2006 03:27 AM

Hey, I could easily do any job, as I'm somewhat deeply involved into coding, graphics, general software design, customising, all kinds of database shyte, server administration, customer support - and I don't mind missing out lunch for the job, plus I love to cook and can drive a car.

However, no way I would ever try to take over itchy's respectable position as the leading asskisser all over the web. He's the only one who can, besides me, read in parenthesis, how cool is that? He deserves the whole internet, yo!

ALL HAIL TER SAMURAIIIIZ!

(Hola, Itchy. Do you think Sean still has those errection problems? I thought about suggesting him to use a thong as peenis ring, because for me it worked so well, I'm able to plough a frozen acre now.)

itchythesamurai 11-15-2006 06:39 AM

Dude Ray, you should turn your car into a billboard for The Unofficial.

(I think any suggestions pertaining to genitalia jewelry or dysfunction belongs in the Cockring! thread. It has lied dormant for too long.)

SyntheticGerbil 11-15-2006 06:56 PM

Use Frontpage 2000 for samandmax.net, no need for HTML.

(In parenthesis)

Ray Jones 11-16-2006 08:00 AM

(Crap, looks like Sean has learned how to write in parenthesis, you think he can read in parenthesis, too?)

SyntheticGerbil 11-16-2006 08:07 PM

(Read parenthesis. hardy hard hardy harrrrrrrr hack balls)

Ray Jones 11-17-2006 06:21 AM

((HA! Who is the "can't read it" sucker now, huh??))


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