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 Thrik 02-16-2007 07:42 AM

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 Ray Jones 02-16-2007 08:29 AM

Excellent!

 Diego Varen 02-16-2007 10:22 AM

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 Jeff 02-16-2007 10:49 AM

If a woodchuck could chuck wood? Bucket o' mud worth.

 Jan Gaarni 02-16-2007 12:37 PM

The answer is obvious, but not an option:
A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood. :D

 Samnmax221 02-16-2007 04:00 PM

But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?

 Cmdr. Cracken 02-16-2007 06:02 PM

IF a woodchuck could chuck wood and the wood that the woodchuck chucked weighed exactly 3.2 lbs per, in standerd 2x4 shape, the woodchuck could chuck 3.892 pieces of wood per hour.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood. ;D

 Jan Gaarni 02-17-2007 02:55 AM

Oh shut up! :D

 Grace 02-17-2007 11:51 AM

The question says 'if', therefore I call on the most basic answer... which is basically the question in statement form... sorta the 'How long will I live? You shall live as long as your life is and not one second longer,' idea.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

(how freakishly odd that sounds :p )

 Ctrl Alt Del 02-17-2007 03:16 PM

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Because it can woodchuck.

 Det. Bart Lasiter 02-17-2007 10:00 PM

Thrik make it so I can make LF polls. That would be so badass.

 RC-1162 02-18-2007 06:59 AM

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

 SeaTurtle 02-19-2007 10:54 AM

My thoughts exactly :lol:

 CSI 02-20-2007 01:46 AM

Don't know what it's talking about though.

 Ray Jones 02-21-2007 07:10 AM

 Det. Bart Lasiter 02-21-2007 09:24 AM

Quote:
 Originally Posted by Ray Jones Yeah, make jmac a badass LF poll maker already!
This sort of thing just warms my ice cold heart Ray.

 Master_Archon 02-21-2007 09:38 AM

As much chuck as a wood could would, chuck? Chuck nuck.....wood chuck chunk......um, OH forget it! I voted for the third...... :mad:

 Titanius Anglesmith 02-22-2007 04:59 PM

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would.

 DAWUSS 02-22-2007 06:02 PM

All I get out of this thread is, "Chuck"...

 Ray Jones 02-23-2007 04:04 AM

Because y'all not cool enough to comprehend. jmac show them love!

 Det. Bart Lasiter 02-23-2007 02:24 PM

Quote:
 Originally Posted by Ray Jones Because y'all not cool enough to comprehend. jmac show them love!
I had to censor it ;_;

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 Fish.Stapler 02-23-2007 05:52 PM

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, of course.

 Samuel Dravis 02-23-2007 07:48 PM

Three fingers is the only correct answer, ya newbies. Jeeze!

 Hallucination 05-16-2007 11:07 PM

The true question is would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 Darth Newfie 06-12-2007 03:24 PM

Quote:
 Originally Posted by Hallucination The true question is would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It would chuck all the wood that a woodchuch could if a woodchuck could chuck wood but since it could not, would not, should not chuck wood then a woodchuck should not chuck wood yet if a woodchuck could chuck wood it would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood which is out of luck because a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

Savvy?

 LucasForumFreak 06-16-2007 09:04 PM

I voted for "As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"

 Ferc Kast 06-24-2007 11:45 AM

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Wow. What a toungue twister.

 Du Man 12-02-2007 11:10 AM

Quote:
 Originally Posted by Ctrl_Alt_Del As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood Because it can woodchuck.
I wish my name was a verb too.

 littleman794 05-05-2008 11:21 AM

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

otherwise it wouldn't be a wood chuck

 Marius Fett 05-05-2008 03:32 PM

As much as a a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. :D

But how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris?

:xp:

 littleman794 05-07-2008 07:04 PM