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Shmargin 03-28-2007 01:07 PM

**** my job
 
...

SyntheticGerbil 03-28-2007 02:20 PM

Work at Walgreen's, it's ****. That's where I work for the time being. It's not like you will have high expectations coming into the job. I do a lot of reading there when I'm not processing photos, as managers are usually too self absorbed to notice you aren't working.

SyntheticGerbil 03-28-2007 03:13 PM

Yeah American jobs for young adults suck.

itchythesamurai 03-28-2007 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Shmargin
...and since the worlds best herb is still illegal...

Hey man, Calea zacatechichi is only illegal in Louisiana. What are you talking about?

Samnmax221 03-28-2007 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Shmargin
Well I was refering to Cannabis sativa...but that one doesnt sound too bad either...

I swear to god I'll turn you in to Narconon!!!!

Samnmax221 03-30-2007 10:24 PM

It's not charity, the Scientologist's will steal the rest of your life in return.

itchythesamurai 03-31-2007 04:56 PM

Scientology? Get with the times, mang. Prismatology is where it's at these days!

Det. Bart Lasiter 04-02-2007 08:56 AM

Itchy, I find it hard to believe that you don't realize that the Flat Earth Society is 'where it's at'.

Samnmax221 04-02-2007 07:58 PM

Just make sure not to tell them about Hitler and the Reptoids, they're not ready yet.

itchythesamurai 04-02-2007 10:13 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../f5/Reptar.gif

Reptar...?

Samnmax221 04-04-2007 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Shmargin
Reptoids? You mean the race of shape shifting Reptilians that have ruled our planets governments and kidnap children using the CIA for use in secret rituals since the begining of mankind? OK, I wont tell anyone about that.

Can't have them knowing about those, or the Nazi Lunar Base, or that FDR and Hitler were the same person.

Shmargin 04-05-2007 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Samnmax221
Can't have them knowing about those, or the Nazi Lunar Base, or that FDR and Hitler were the same person.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...DR_in_1933.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~danflurry/hitler.jpg

Hmmm...

Samnmax221 04-05-2007 03:10 AM

Exactly. I'm not getting another job until right before School ends. From what I hear Fedex pays really good for night shift, and I usually function better at night. **** its late right now.

BorisTheBlade 04-05-2007 02:13 PM

I worked at Wal-mart for 5 years, through most of my high school years. I am glad that crap is over. Retail sucks.

BorisTheBlade 04-05-2007 05:43 PM

I hear that. Customers some times just want to piss you off so they can have you fried. I worked at the service desk and it did feel good turning down the jerks.

Thanks for the sig comment, I made it when I joined yesterday.

Samnmax221 04-06-2007 12:16 AM

:spinnaz: :spinnaz:I ride Spinnaz I ride Spinnaz:spinnaz: :spinnaz:

BorisTheBlade 04-06-2007 12:23 PM

:max: So flashingly hypnotic. I think they are telling me to kill, Sam!

itchythesamurai 04-06-2007 05:21 PM

Did I miss the memo telling us to be nice to new members?

Say, isn't Boris the Blade a Snatch reference?

Samnmax221 04-06-2007 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by itchythesamurai
Did I miss the memo telling us to be nice to new members?

No such rule. Of course Boris isn't exuding faggotry so its Awwwrightt.

itchythesamurai 04-06-2007 05:25 PM

If there's one thing I can't tolerate, Eric, it's homophobia...and those damn queers.

Samnmax221 04-06-2007 05:26 PM

Poor Elton John, what did he ever do to you?

itchythesamurai 04-06-2007 05:34 PM

Criticized religion, which is unacceptable at all times. Faith should be blind and unquestioning, damn it.

Samnmax221 04-06-2007 05:36 PM

Call me Al.
Lets just pretend its Elton John.

milo 04-07-2007 12:12 AM

I DON'T CARE WHATCHA SAY ANYMORE THIS IS MYYYY LYFE

Samnmax221 04-07-2007 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by milo
I DON'T CARE WHATCHA SAY ANYMORE THIS IS MYYYY LYFE

I loves Billy Joel even if he is a stinking drunk, he's my drunk! Hitchens is my drunk too.

milo 04-07-2007 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Samnmax221
I loves Billy Joel even if he is a stinking drunk, he's my drunk! Hitchens is my drunk too.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...r_hitchens.jpg

Dude looks like my neighbor.

Samnmax221 04-07-2007 01:18 AM

Does your neighbor anger the Catholic Church too?

milo 04-07-2007 01:29 AM

No but he did take me for a spin in his Porsche one time. <333 It was so invigorating. I want one if i ever have a mid-life crisis.

Samnmax221 04-07-2007 02:39 AM

This is my midlife crisis plan.
http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-20...s-1024x768.jpg

Samnmax221 04-07-2007 04:00 AM

I'm kind of hoping that Fuel-Cell Technology is farther along by that time, that is of course if I live to have a mid-life crisis.

EDIT: Come to think of it I want a helicopter too.

itchythesamurai 04-07-2007 04:39 PM

I want a Killdozer!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../Killdozer.jpg

Samnmax221 04-07-2007 06:54 PM

Thats how I wanna go.

Samnmax221 04-07-2007 07:55 PM

You don't curse the sky after having an accident on the floor do you? I do.

itchythesamurai 04-07-2007 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shmargin
Its funny, life is alot like The Sims, I still dont have a job, yet I'm too bummed out about not having a job to look for a job.

But you have so many friends, you could have a great job!

SyntheticGerbil 04-09-2007 03:45 AM

Just spam people on the internet. I hear from retards that that makes you a ton of money. You could be sipping margaritas and wacking it.

BorisTheBlade 04-09-2007 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by itchythesamurai
Say, isn't Boris the Blade a Snatch reference?

Yes it is.
Spamming people on the internet is a great way to make money. Of course, if your friends get the spam and find out, they could give you a flesh bikini, and not the good kind.

itchythesamurai 04-11-2007 03:54 PM

Yeah man, why does everybody have to go and vilify instant gratification? Major buzzkill.


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