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Ray Jones 04-18-2007 08:08 AM

AARRRGGH!!!
 
I MISS SOME ZOOM RABBIT MADNESS DAMNIT!!

:dozey: Pheewww. Better now.

I mean you guys are the best sex I ever had, but anyone got any plans at hand on how we can get Zoomster out of where jail lives and make him visit at least once a month with a two word post???

I was thinking about something among the lines of hijacking the ISS to press him free. If they don't give in, we simply bomb Iraq with electric sheep and blame it on China, who blame the Russians, who will blame the US, who will blame Germany, who will blame Hitler and the Nazis. I'm sure they would not want that. And if they're still not listening to us we could drop the ISS into the sun. That should ultimately teach'em.

Waddayathankanwhoisin?


Feel free to comment, criticise, add ideas.

edlib 04-18-2007 10:23 AM

First of all:

How dare you start a new thread at XWA?!!! Just exactly who do you think you are, anyway?!??!!! :mad:


;)
:joy:

Now that that unpleasantness is out of the way...

I believe it will take all the planets and stars aligning in just the right combination of harmonic convergence for him to grace us with his quasi-divine enlightening presence again...

Or maybe we just leave a big plate of ganja brownies and someone's hot-waitress-sister-in-heat out on the front porch, and it could do the same trick. :dozey:

Ray Jones 04-19-2007 08:44 AM

May I introduce myself, I am Ray. I am new. I worked at the sales department upstairs before. Now I'm here to advise you how to test porn items.

Why a new thread? I thought after the initial question is clarified, and when Zoom's back, this could be easily turned into some sort of blog. I thought it to be a good idea for this place?

err

:joy:



Hm. Ain't Nitro's sister quite in heat? And hot? However, she will suffice after everybody got substituted some of those brownies...

BTW, anyone know Zoom's rutting call?

Rogue15 04-19-2007 08:52 AM

i don't think he'll be coming back any time soon.

Ray Jones 04-19-2007 08:55 AM

Yesh. You do not think. We all know that. And I hope too, that he'll be coming back any time soon. XP

edlib 04-19-2007 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Jones
BTW, anyone know Zoom's rutting call?

This.
Or maybe...
this.

:dozey:

Ray Jones 04-19-2007 09:07 AM

Can't say for sure. I have no sound ATM. Could you like .. describe it?

PS.: The "Or maybe..." link's not working, just so you know.

edlib 04-19-2007 09:18 AM

Should be fixed now...

Describe?

No. I'm afraid it's beyond description... ;) You have to experience it... or forever wonder.

Ray Jones 04-19-2007 10:27 AM

I'll have a look at it tonight, when I'm back home. Because I'm really curious about the first one..


Niner, please do us a favour, we need another option in the poll: "Trick Rogue Nine into giving us his wallet, so we can buy us drinks while waiting for the Lord of Parrothats to arrive."

In return I could be convinced to share my Klingon slave girl spankage closeups video collection for you to dl directly from my machine. ;*

Kuuki 04-19-2007 02:44 PM

i do miss the trix rabbit.

err zoom-rabbit :D

Cmdr. Cracken 04-20-2007 03:31 AM

Yes, this plan will work, and it's doomed to fail. miserably.

How can it be both at once, you say?

Because it involves the rabbit, where the nonsensical makes sense.

Kuuki 04-20-2007 04:06 AM

sounds good to me. :joy:

my sanity died a long time ago. it sufficated in the jar i sealed it up with everyone else's in aresen :dozey:

Zargon 05-07-2007 11:39 AM

the rabbit has long ago left this place, potentially never to return :(

edlib 05-07-2007 12:18 PM

Oh, I don't know... I think he'll surprise us at some point.

When we least expect it.

edlib 05-15-2007 07:31 PM

Like a case of the clap.

:dozey:

edlib 08-02-2007 11:38 PM

Still waiting...

****.

Kuuki 08-03-2007 12:30 PM

bastard.

i got this message when i attempted to 'email' him through the forum:

Quote:

Sorry! That user has specified that they do not wish to receive emails. If you still wish to send an email to this user, please contact the administrator and they may be able to help.
so-okay. *ahem*
pwa-eeese mista adwinistrwatar, gwive us the email addwress of mista zoomie wabbit person type :)


*gag* :dozey:

edlib 08-04-2007 06:04 AM

Actually, we tried that once. We tracked down every known e-mail address for him at the time and gave them all a try,.. to no avail.

If he's not online with us, it seems he's just not online. Period.

I guess we should at least be happy that he's not just out there, cheating on us behind our backs with another online forum community, making them all squeal with delight as he's injecting them every night with his edge-of-reason wit and wisdom.

I... I just don't think I could take that!

Kuuki 08-04-2007 08:09 AM

DAMNIT!!

what if we put a carrot skillfully placed under an overturned box with a stick proping it up with a string attached...?

Commander 598 08-05-2007 02:17 PM

Obviously, we must hire a hundred ninjas to kill him and have them all carry a message. Given the Inverse Ninja Law, they will all die by his hand. He will then know of our attempts at communication.

Zargon 08-07-2007 12:29 PM

good point.

Ray Jones 08-14-2007 09:18 AM

I wonder what it would need to make Rogue Nine send him a couple of thousand mails which would make it impossible for Zoom to ignore by accident. Since it might cost him his admin status I'd say we might throw all some cash together shove him a small amount of a couple of billion dollars over.

I'll start with err .. *grabs Niner's wallet, opens it, and takes out what's in it* .. three dead flies!

:max: Who's next?

edlib 08-15-2007 08:51 AM

I have a 20 Pence coin in my pocket at the moment.

Not much, but it's a start.
You can have it,.. seeing as I don't believe I'll be getting to England any time soon in order to spend it...

edlib 01-27-2008 11:58 PM

Ah hah ha ha!

My plan worked perfectly!!!

:joy:

Wait... I never really had one.

I guess maybe that's why I was successful.

Ray Jones 01-28-2008 03:10 AM

I have not even voted yet. :D

Rogue Nine 01-28-2008 07:50 AM

It's only successful if Zoomie posts here. :carms:

edlib 01-28-2008 09:17 AM

I'm working on it... ;)

:joy:

Maybe he'll post one of his new Sutras here...

Rogue15 01-28-2008 09:27 AM

I got my chevy tracker scheduled to have a look at/fix before the 3,000 miles is up. coming realllllly close to the last mile. scheduled for friday, dropping it off thursday after work. hopefully...they can fix it and it's covered under the warranty...


i played a good amount of oblivion last night. since i've levelled up, the game is getting more fun!

Cmdr. Cracken 01-28-2008 09:29 AM

I think you posted in the wrong thread. I know, we're not used to having multiple threads around in these parts. :D

edlib 01-28-2008 09:58 AM

LOL @ 15!
;)

:joy:

Ray Jones 01-28-2008 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rogue Nine
It's only successful if Zoomie posts here. :carms:

He shall come. THINE WALLET IS TEH SAVETH!!1

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v9...ild115-001.jpg

Rogue15 01-28-2008 02:33 PM

dammit

Wildstar 01-28-2008 05:05 PM

Zoom probably isn't looking in this thread b/c the title gives no indication it's about his absence. :|

edlib 01-28-2008 05:16 PM

That's why someone took it upon him-(or her?)-self to PM the bunny with a link to this thread last night.

I mean: maybe that happened... :dozey:

:joy:

Evil Spock 01-28-2008 10:22 PM

Cake
 
Hurry up and lasso the dang rabbit!

...He owes us money. Crunchity.

;)

Zargon 01-29-2008 10:48 AM

qien es?

Zoom Rabbit 01-29-2008 10:51 PM

Estoy su padre?
 
Okay, okay...here I am.

*(Dances about in a tiny anticlimactic circle)*

Porno clips are available in the lobby. :max: BTW...it's good to be missed.

edlib 01-29-2008 10:55 PM

Especially when the person missing you is a sniper.

:joy:

Ray Jones 01-30-2008 02:53 AM

Niney-poo, change all poll options to "why yes of course", pwease. :3

Zargon 01-30-2008 09:49 AM

is that what option 4 is?


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