RD Bourding House RP
Okay, inspired by the old Bourding home thread, we now have a crazy-ass house where we all live somehow for the summer together. So yeh, and we need another RP.
DO CRAZY ASS STUFF!!!!
Make you by this site again:http://elouai.com/doll-makers/new-dollmaker.php
Post all the info and crap.
Age: ya'll know
Zell walked into the bourding home, glancing at the invitation she was given through the mail. She walked up to the lady at the front desk(who looked quite wiped) and gave her the card.
Lady: You've got room 41. F*** off.
Zell just shrugged and went to her room, knowing this summer would be very interresting.
Eh... sure, I got nothin' better to do.
Name:Smon "Bludd Ocean" Winchestortontingsworth
Smon sat at home and looked at the invitation:
"You are cordually invited to a voarding home starring all you wacky LFRD'ers! So come on by!"
"...why?" Smon said, and read on.
"Because it will make a good reality show! Oh, yeah, it's a reality show."
"...weird, but I don't really wanna go."
"It will count towards your community service!"
Smon packed his things and left, mere minutes later he was outside.
"Hey, uh, I got an invite for a reality show or something?" he said to the chaufer-ish gentleman in front.
"Ah, well here you go, just stop on in, put your feet up, relax, and hey, your room is room 42 k? 'Kay, so have a nice day good sir and joy yourself at Sta- er... our establishment!"
"...weren't you in a game with an island?"
"No! Go inside sir!"
Smon entered, feeling alienated and exempt from an obscure pop culture reference.
Zell unlocked her door and entered. Inside, was a red interier and black walls. There was a mini bar, 2 queen beds, a loft, and 3 other rooms(she guessed 2 closets and a bothroom). She walked up the set of stairs to the loft, witch included 2 leather coaches, a romotly big TV, some game systems, and sewing things. Zell's mouth dropped, and she fell on the coach. She forgot her things by the door, and went to get them. She noticed someone familer in the hall.
Zell: Smon? That you, man?
Smon turned and gave his best Fonz "eeeeeeyyyy" and then promptly dissolved into a puddle.
okay, someone friggin post
Name: Ave The Brave, Darth_Ave, Avery, that girl with the squeezebox, ect.
Ave stood outside a house...on water. LOL "This is random....but fun." Ave walked in and went up to the lady at the desk.
"HI I HELP UUUUUUU!!" She yelled. Her mouth flew off her face, across the room
"Sup, it's rollin." Avery said, "This piece of paper showed up at meh house." She tossed to invitation at the lady.
"KK, you in room 13. TAKE KEY, but be warned. Sombody died there and it's haunted by a ghose pirate/ninja."
"PIRATES AND NINJA'S???"
So Ave went into her room and plugged her DVD player in to watch Direct from Brooklyn.
13 and 1/2
"What do you mean I can't get a room!" said Psycho, with two katanas. one black, one white on his back.
"Sorry , no weapons allowed." said the lady at the desk.
"Damn you Ares! I just asked you for some change and you chain some ****in swords to my wrists!" screamed Psychop into the air.
"Who are you screaming at?" said the lady.
"Nobody, just the greek god of war." said Psycho.
"Hey, we're looking for a janitor, cook, ghostbuster, ninja warrior. You want the job?"
"Sure. I could use the money."
"Great, you start tomorrow at 8."
Psycho went outside looking for a place to stay and saw an over hanging, glowing roof tile and the urge to press R1.
With his new swords he flung himself up on the roof through the tile.
He saw a very large tent in good condition, and unpacked his backpack.
"I'm hungry" said Psycho as he saw a large bird on the roof and grabbed his sword.
(Hay U guyz, I gotz a question. Can we keep the drama out of this RP for real? Cause last Boarding School we voted to keep the drama out and be the end of the RP we were into the future, and Dark had the controll of dragons, and we were gonna fight the midicons, and I was pregnant and let's not do that again.)
(yeh cause we always have drama. NO DRAMA)
Zell walked out of her room, and went downstars to the lobby, only to see a sign. It read, ALL RDS MEET IN THE BALLROOM TONIGHT AT 6 FOR THE DINNER& INFORMAL MEETING. THANK YOU
Zell: So this IS the RD gang!! Sweet!
She strolled around the home and smiled.
Ave walked down later, her headphones blaring Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim. She too read the sign and mumbled, "Great, I planned on putting up my various printed pictures of things I like, eating Cheez-Its, and watching Gigantic again." she scuttled off to her room to unpack some stuffs.
Zell went back to her room, only to find a really hawt guy sitting on her bar. She pulled back, wondering why a hot guy was there. http://elouai.com/doll-makers/link-d...0&namedoll=Jac
Jac: The names Jac.
Zell: OMG WHY R U IN MY ROOM?!?
Jac: Umm, i work with the staff. you need to get downstairs right away. all of the other guests have been alerted.
zell thanked him and started downstairs, when he grabbed her arm and spun here around.
Jac: so.... ya single?
Zell blushed red and contiued downstairs, jac walking next to her.
"Oh boy, romance." Ave said, standing in the hallway watching. Zelda gave her a look. "Don't worry, the only guy for me shares my love of Ira Glass, thinks accordians are sexy, and plays a lot of Tony hawk games." She wandered into her room to find a guy just like that! Enter Mike.
"'Ello 'omeslice" he said in a fake british accent. He say at Ave's computer desk and looked up pictures of Sarah Vowell.
"Hey Mike." Ave said, stealing a Cheez-It from his box.
"LEGGO MY EGGO!" he yelled.
"But they're cheez-it's."
"Yeah, but those glasses make you look like a dweeb."
"Your mom is a dweeb. OWN ZONE!"
"OH SHIZZLE, I'VE JUST BEEN RYA'D!"
"Coming to UPN?"
"Yeah, I'm enjoying these Bonus Stage refrences."
"Good, cause I'm Keen: Eyebrow Raiser."
"50 bucks an hour?"
"You got it."
HALO PHAILS AT TAGS
DON'T MOCK ME BITCH!
WELL YOU DO HALO. SHE'S JUST STATING A FACT!
*HANDS HALO A BITCH*
THERE U R, HAV A NICE DHEY.
Pfft, bitch must now be said as ***** due to the campigne by Russell Simmons to clean up hip-hop.
the hibby, the hibby to the hip hip hop and ya don't stop to rock it to the bang bang boogie, now up jumped the boogie to the rythem of the boogiidy beat.
I love that Ave.
Appearance: You find it odd, that you can look right at this individual but can't seem to keep the image in your head.
Skills:thoughthief, mojoadministrator, randomized skillset
RED: *while rocking out to some good ska vibes accidentally knocks the front door off it's hinges*
Lady at front desk (Lafran): You going to pay for that?
Lafran: I like your style... very well, you can stay.
Lafran: Stay...here... you can stay here...
RED: Ooookay, how much?
Lafran: Free, where's your invitation?
RED: I don't believe in invitations.
Lafran: Excellent! You get room 69!
RED: Of course I do.
Lafran: It's the swinginest pad we've got!
RED: Well just keep rocking on then.
Oh is that a party over there?
Lafran: Of course, party down!
RED: I shall indeed party down.
It was morning and Psycho got up for breakfast. He crawled down into the house and into the kitchen.
"Hey, Lefran ( http://elouai.com/doll-makers/link-d...0000&namedoll=
)" said Psycho.
"Where are you going?" saifd Lefran.
"Um, to get breakfast?"
"Well, as your job as housekeeper, you must also feed the residents."
"Fine, I'll make ommelettes, how many people do we have?"
Psycho went into the kitchen and made 4 ommelettes, some pancakes and waffles, with bacon and sausage on the side.
He saw a button that said
"Call in residents"
He, being curious, pressed it.
Zell awoke to a loud butten- pressed sound on her wall. She freaked and fell out of bed.
Zell: HOLY FUK!!!!
She noticed her TV beeped BREAKFAST TIME. REPORT TO DINING ROOM NOW.
She swore under her breath, got dressed, and used a hair iron for her curls to be controled. Finaly, she went out the door, noticing Jac walking out. Another boy approuched him.
Devon: Yo, Jacob! Get ya ass outa bed!
Jac: That's JAC, dumbass!
Devon: Whatever. So where's that hot chick you saw yester-
Jac: Dude, stfu, she's-
Zell: Right here?
Jac turned and blushed. Devon was like' oh fuk, bad time'
Devon: Umm, i gotta go. the name's devon, by the way.
Jac: Ummmm, i gotaa go get ready. see ya zell.
She quietly contiuned down to the dining room, stopping by the kition. She heard a familier voice and stopped. so he was here, too.
She opened up and went in, seeing psycho in an appron cooking.
Zell: you finally find your calling? so wat's up?
Ave and Mike walked into the dining room, still in pajamas. The staff stared.
"Shut up!" Ave yelled, "I just kinda woke up." She took a seat at a table and pulled out some nail polish. Mike was fixing his hair and adjusting his glasses.
zell: sup ave, mike.
Zell sat down at the counter and heard someone come in. she blused bright red when someone wrapped their arms around her. she turned, seeing, of coruse, jac did.
Jac: so, really. ya single?
Zell: DAMMIT STOP THAT!!!!!!!
She went kinda berserk, managing to hit him in the face.
Zell: opps. my bad.
she went to get ice from the fridge and still stayed red.
"You know, every RPG doesn't need a hookup. And I happen to be The Destroyer of Love."
"That's Rya, Ave" Mike said.
"NOT IF YOU'VE READ MASHI'S FORUMS!"
"VANILLA OR STRAWBERRY?"
"You know me best, Mike."
Zell: dude, i'm love- crazy. ask ANYONE!!! LIKE CANDICE >.<
Ave and Mike finished their cereal, than went to get ready for the days schedualed shenannagins & tom foolery. They came back, Ave with accordian in hand. "I'M READY FOR THE PUPPET SHOW!"
"What puppet show?" said Lafran
"...I thought we were doing a rendition of The Lonely Goatherd."
"No. We can put that in for tomarrow though."
"Great, I gotta do a puppet show." thought Psycho as he chopped up the bacon with his sword.
He saw Jac and him being a resident, went to help.
"Ok, I'll administer some ibuprofen for the pain and Zell, you refill the ice bag. Looks, like the swelling is increasing. A few ruptured vessels and bruising, but not serious." said Psycho with a doctor like tone.
HALO STOP FUKIN UP THE RP
I'll delete all these post later, let's just keep the ball rollin.
Zell: Ok, Jac, here you go.
She handed him the ice and held it to his face. He scouled and swore.
Zell: Okay, you're good now.
She went over to get breakfast from Psycho. She kind of looked confused, considering her new diet. But, she ate anyway, ignoring the fact it skrewed her diet over.
****ing gay as hell son
just like ur mom jmac, just like ur mom
Ave and Mike were hangin outside, since it was sunny. Ave was singing Purple Toupee while Mike accompanied the harmony. "We should record an album of TMBG covers." Ave said
"Yeah, That'd be great." Mike said, fixing his glassas.
"Let's start a cover band, change out names to Victor & Victoria and be The Blue Canaries."
"Sweet. Let's go on tour."
"I'LL START THE WEBSITE!"
stop messin it up zelda. gawd.
Psycho gave Jac some medical advise and went to explore the house.
He saw a guy sitting against a door. http://elouai.com/doll-makers/link-d...0000&namedoll=
"What are you doing?" said Psycho with a ? over his head.
"I got locked out of my room. My name's Windmill" said Windmill.
"That's a weird name. Let me help you with that. The door, not the name." said Psycho as he drew one of his swords.
Psycho sliced the door into pieces and knocked them away.
"Thanks" said windmill as he gave Psycho a strange button and entered the room.
"I'll fix the door later" said Psycho as he went on to explore the house.
Jac and Zell sort of hung after he finished his house stuff. They went around the house and explored most of the rooms. They went up to the attic, only to see one of those hang things.
Zell: OMG SOMEONE KILLED THEMSELF!!!!
Jac: Yeah, happened just last week.
Zell: This would make a great episode of CPP.
Jac: Yeh, but didn't that show get canceled?
Zell: I dunno.
They pondered abot it all afternoon.
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