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7red 05-14-2007 08:58 PM

Selling my SAM & MAX Surfin the Highway
 
I will sell it outright for $125.00. I want a fan to get it and not my soon to be blood sucking ex-wife. Make me a legit offer an this is yours. I will throw in the color special with it.

7red

urluckyday 05-16-2007 08:29 PM

No offense, but I wouldn't buy it for $125.00...but anyway, is your ex thinking about taking it from you or something?

SyntheticGerbil 05-19-2007 12:56 AM

Hey I think if you guys wait for the book to be rereleased, there won't be a need to waste 125 dollars.

Udvarnoky 05-19-2007 08:05 PM

Yeah weren't there rumors about that happening? What's the latest on that.

Samnmax221 05-19-2007 08:48 PM

Nothing new, and it was only a rumor before.

SyntheticGerbil 05-19-2007 11:23 PM

Well the release is a rumor, but that Lois lady is definetly lettering. So I would give it 3 years instead of paying 125 dollars right now.

7red 05-21-2007 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by urluckyday
No offense, but I wouldn't buy it for $125.00...but anyway, is your ex thinking about taking it from you or something?


That pretty much is her plan. She was looking online and priced my collection on a few things. She went to Amazon and checked the price on that Surfin the Highway.... :(

My lawyer told me now that she has a price on the damn thing she can ask for it, or a fair value of it. I was just trying to get it to fan.

I guess I will just post it on EBAY.

Later

urluckyday 05-21-2007 05:42 PM

Well, good luck...if all she was going to do was just sell it for money...things like this make me mad...

Tell her urluckyday doesn't like her, and things will get better...b/c then she'll know that she's in trouble...

Shmargin 05-21-2007 06:19 PM

LOL...Your ex must really be a blood sucking bitch if shes planning on stealing comic books with the hopes of ebaying them. BTW, in my light understanding on legal issues like these, you can give the book to someonefor like 1 penny, ie, your brother, best friend, mistress, someone you trust, and tell your wife "sorry, i got rid of it already". then go get it back a week after the divorce...One of my friends kept his truck and his boat by doing that. Said he sold em. And he did. For $20. To his brother. Who gave them both back right after the divorce.

Good luck with your crazy bitch, and I wouldnt spend $125 on it either. Own it in hardcover anyways. They were saying just rumors of a rerelease, but I was under the impression it would be happening sooner than later, so if all youre trying to do is make a quick $100, id just go ebay it while you can.

SyntheticGerbil 05-22-2007 02:34 AM

I second the blood sucking bitch notion.

7red 05-22-2007 07:03 PM

According to the lawyer, all of my possesions became half hers when we got married. Any additions to my comic collection made after that time, also half hers. She is wanting her "half" of the collection sold for market value. (HA HA, comics at market value...what is that, cover price?) What really irks me, is that she wants HALF of every series. I have a run of Daredevil that goes back to issue 7 (original series) She wants half of the collection...she will not let me buy her out or give her a fair value of other comics. She wants half of Daredevil. She printed my list of comics I own from my computer and gave it to her lawyer. I can't give anything away without having to pay her "market value".

Word of advice..before you get married, get rid of everything. It will save time later.

Samnmax221 05-22-2007 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 7red
Word of advice..before you get married, get rid of everything. It will save time later.

Or just don't get married, see what I did there, I optimized it.

Shmargin 05-22-2007 09:19 PM

OK, well, I still say my idea would work, if you dont have them anymore, she cant either. Why not goto a comic store, and buy a few boxes of those like $0.25 comic books, you know, like the Donald Duck ones and stuff, and have the box of them burning in the front lawn when she gets home from Bitch Practice, tell her its all your comics, and say "Now no one gets them".

Chicks get away with that kind of **** all the time.

Samnmax221 05-22-2007 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shmargin
Chicks get away with that kind of **** all the time.

That gives me an idea, he could go get himself boobs and a vagoo.

Shmargin 05-23-2007 01:03 AM

My god youre right....HE COULD.

Scratch my previous idea, and go get a sex change. Then make your ex pay for it cause you got it after you were together so its half hers, and you could say it was all the trauma of the divorce that forced you to do it.

Then you could go find some guy with a big comic collection and pull the same **** on him to get the other half of what gets taken from you back.

Easy. Start takin estrogen (sp?) pills and injections now.

Samnmax221 05-23-2007 01:13 AM

The down side is then she might want half of his new privates, and that presents a problem.

SyntheticGerbil 05-23-2007 02:42 AM

Wow, what did you do to this woman to make her want comic books just to spite you?

Samnmax221 05-23-2007 03:10 AM

Bitches are like that.

Shmargin 05-23-2007 07:49 AM

Yeah, I dunno, legal system or no, I still think I would tell the judge shes ****ing nuts, and just have my brother keep my comics at his house. They arent going to search all your friends and relatives houses because this bitch says you have valuble comics. Theyre not going going to do a background check on your comic purchases in the last 20 years, just to be like "YOU REALLY DO HAVE DARE DEVIL ISSUE 7!!! YOU DIDNT THROW THAT IN A RIVER!!! SEND THIS MAN TO THE GAS CHAMBER NOW!!!" Just say you threw them in a ****ing river.

SyntheticGerbil 05-23-2007 01:22 PM

I think this man is Ray Jones. And his wife wants his Gadget comics.

urluckyday 05-23-2007 05:40 PM

Good ol' Sam and Max forums...can always find something completely twisted and wrong on here...

Ray Jones 05-24-2007 03:00 AM

No Sean, I am Ray Jones, he is someone else.

SyntheticGerbil 05-24-2007 03:54 AM

If only I could upload what Samandmax221 sent me. ****, I forgot his name. Isn't it Steven? Crap. I'm sorry.

7red 05-25-2007 08:38 PM

What did I do to her? Still trying to figure that one out. I think I might have had the nerve to pay the cell phone bill, see a number that I just could not recall and dial it. It happened to be her fricking boss, with whom she was sleeping around with. So I guess as her lawyer puts it, I "invaded her privacy."

I pretty much am screwed on this one guys. Don't get married. Just find a woman who hates you and give her about 35% of your pay check each week.

urluckyday 05-26-2007 01:43 AM

lol...uhh...alright...

*writes down in notebook*

Shmargin 05-26-2007 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 7red
What did I do to her? Still trying to figure that one out. I think I might have had the nerve to pay the cell phone bill, see a number that I just could not recall and dial it. It happened to be her fricking boss, with whom she was sleeping around with. So I guess as her lawyer puts it, I "invaded her privacy."

I pretty much am screwed on this one guys. Don't get married. Just find a woman who hates you and give her about 35% of your pay check each week.

Or you can get married and have a kid like me, the key here, is to not marry a blood sucking bitch that whores around.

Ray Jones 05-26-2007 04:30 PM

Bwaha. Noone can escape.

urluckyday 05-26-2007 08:53 PM

...except for me...;)

SyntheticGerbil 05-27-2007 04:29 AM

Hey I want more juicy details on this marraige. This is some interesting stuff. Forget Sam and Max.

Where did she work? How old was her boss? What did the boss say when you called him? Did you throw glass and metal shrapnel out of rage?

Shmargin 05-28-2007 03:59 AM

I bet he cried.

Ray Jones 05-29-2007 11:04 AM

I bet her boss already ****s another girl. If she ever wants you back give her the revenge **** and then throw her out for disrespecting your love.

Shmargin 05-30-2007 01:27 AM

No, to get revenge when she wants you back, you just **** her once, then say you changed your mind and kick her ass out.

Ray Jones 05-30-2007 08:45 AM

No. Ideally you have to give it to her raw, into every single of the five holes. And don't kick her out, just tell her she must leave. Violence is not a solution.

Samnmax221 05-30-2007 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Jones
No. Ideally you have to give it to her raw, into every single of the five holes.

I'm questioning if we're thinking about the same five holes?

milo 05-30-2007 03:12 PM

And it's more like...eight holes. Do you count the vagoo as two?

Ray Jones 05-30-2007 03:57 PM

Upper scuttle, porthole A and B, left and right hand?

SyntheticGerbil 05-30-2007 08:24 PM

A hand is not a hole, Ray.

Ray Jones 05-31-2007 04:09 AM

A hand can **** you in a very pleasant way, man.

Shmargin 05-31-2007 05:28 AM

I gotta agree with Ray.

Ray Jones 05-31-2007 06:59 AM

Yes, Sean, WE CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!!


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