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Samuel Dravis 09-28-2007 12:02 AM

THIS IS THE THREAD OF SPAM
 
Alas, poor bird! I had burned it and turned it into a foul dinner on a plate with my mind in the game. So I just wanted to tell all of you, do not eat wild fowl because it turns the feces into water. This is a true story, so do not say "You don't know what you're talking about, you can't get watery feces from a video game," because you'd be wrong. Now, remember that DF did not put any sort of soap or cooking utensils in the game, so they are clearly at fault for this.
~snip~http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/5...copzq9ale3.gif

Also, when i was talking to other people today they said something. I'm not sure where I was going with this paragraph so.~snip~http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/5...copzq9ale3.gif

Discuss.

Emperor Devon 09-28-2007 12:03 AM

samuel you stole this title from me on skype what is our world coming to






THIS MEANS A DECLARATION OF ~snip~http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/5...copzq9ale3.gif YOU KNOW. >:|



oh and

:spinnaz: :spinnaz: :spinnaz: :spinnaz: :spinnaz:~snip~http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/5...copzq9ale3.gif

Samuel Dravis 09-28-2007 12:04 AM

hey that was classified information, you are out of line stay out of the thread dev or i will feed you ~snip~http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/5...copzq9ale3.gif

let's fight mortal combat style except on the internet ok?

:spinnaz:

Jae Onasi 09-28-2007 12:09 AM

My Malkavian ~snip~http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/5...copzq9ale3.gifis crazier than yours.

Emperor Devon 10-01-2007 02:10 AM

praise the miracle

all praise to the ~snip~http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/5...copzq9ale3.gif

long live the miracle

may the miracle last forever

may it stay fresh and minty

may the miracle smell of herbs and never of nasty rotted flesh

:spinnaz:

praise the miracle

Samuel Dravis 10-01-2007 02:12 AM

devon is a miracle

all praise to the miracle

:cowdance

Emperor Devon 10-01-2007 02:13 AM

may the non-miracles smell like dead cats

Samuel Dravis 10-01-2007 02:17 AM

and the dead cats be eaten by scavengers

trex is a scavenger

so may the dead cats be eaten by ~snip~http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/5...copzq9ale3.gif

it is greater to have lazers than not have them
no carnivore can be concieved that is greater than trex
therefore trexs have lazers

http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/2...azerby6ru6.png

it's a miracle

Emperor Devon 10-01-2007 02:20 AM

rex is laughing

rex can talk

rex can get drunk and say shameful things

rex can can move our hearts with his words

rex can tell us hes a ~snip~http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/5...copzq9ale3.gif

its a miracle.


long live boris. long live rex. god bless their cotton socks.

Samuel Dravis 10-01-2007 02:27 AM

http://64.20.36.214/lucasforums.com/...es/5zn5nbk.gif

"...that was a very stirring speech from our newest king, T-Rex. Commonly called Rex, this affable, concerned tyrannosaur has hit a new high in the polls since yesterday. The opposition party continues to denigrate his ability to get the job done, citing the "short arm of the law," but as it stands now, T-Rex is certainly the most popular politician in recent times. Back to you, Cranius."

Emperor Devon 10-01-2007 02:40 AM

sam surely you have heard of the things King Rex has done outside the public view. his vice. his wine. his women. his horrible half-vice half-women. his half-wine half-vice. his horrid half-wine half-vice-half-half-vice-half-women. he is a monster and a wicked man with a cruel and vicious temper. he drinks many wines laced with vice and drinks his women after he beats them with their own vice. and he eats them.

rexs eat people.

carnivores eat things.

carnivores eat meaty things.

people have meat.

even King Rex's skinny vice-wine-women have meat.

and he eats them.

so we know even with his vice and wine and women and tempers Rex is still a rex.

we have fond Truth.

it is a miracle.

long live the miracle.

let us dine on fine wices and wines and womens to celebrate.

hold on sam im coming for you.

the vices and wines and womens await.

Samuel Dravis 10-01-2007 02:50 AM

to be dined on
to drink
the women
will be in my stomach
delicious
they are half wine of course

but seafarers must be rescued before they have been lost in the dark, before the vices. what for? they have the vices. someone did say that some arent lost. not this dragon though it flies in the water underneath the boat. eating. it is a carnivore. it is a miracle. a miracle of pleasure.

Ray Jones 10-01-2007 05:19 AM

Bread can mould, what about ~snip~http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/5...copzq9ale3.gif ?

Jae Onasi 10-01-2007 09:23 AM

I can fix Rex's eye problems but only on Tuesdays between 9:32am and 9:32am if he's wearing laser goggles.

Bob Lion54 10-02-2007 12:13 AM

This thread is
 
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89...Smiliecopy.gif

Rogue Nine 10-02-2007 12:32 AM

:chinaman:: o hai dere i just upgraded ur ram
:spinnaz:: wut i didnt tell u to upgrade my ram
:chinaman:: dat will be fitty-fi dolla plz
:spinnaz:: say wat yo i spent all mah moneyz payin 4 da chrome job on mah grillz yo. see how sparkly dey iz?
:chinaman:: i dun care cracka gimme mah moneyz or else imma write ****ty ass sw-animu crossover fics and make u read dem
:spinnaz:: http://9.echonetwork.net/Crap/Oh_Int...-sweatdrop.gif

Ray Jones 10-02-2007 03:37 AM

that post should be softly playing Sittin' On Chrome by Masta Ace in the back yo

martmeister 10-02-2007 08:42 AM

http://www.hormel.com/images/brands/...m/spamcans.jpg

There!

Det. Bart Lasiter 10-02-2007 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rogue Nine
:chinaman:: o hai dere i just upgraded ur ram
:spinnaz:: wut i didnt tell u to upgrade my ram
:chinaman:: dat will be fitty-fi dolla plz
:spinnaz:: say wat yo i spent all mah moneyz payin 4 da chrome job on mah grillz yo. see how sparkly dey iz?
:chinaman:: i dun care cracka gimme mah moneyz or else imma write ****ty ass sw-animu crossover fics and make u read dem
:spinnaz:: http://9.echonetwork.net/Crap/Oh_Int...-sweatdrop.gif

http://i20.tinypic.com/am84k0.gif

Ray Jones 10-02-2007 02:20 PM

that quoted post should be softly playing Sittin' On Chrome by Masta Ace in the back yo

Mace MacLeod 10-03-2007 06:56 AM

Spam spam spam ~snip~http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/5...copzq9ale3.gif spam spam.

Edit:
1000 posts. w00t.

Ray Jones 10-03-2007 10:18 AM

Reported!

Also, from now on, your new cutsom title shall be "joe stinky toe".

Samuel Dravis 10-07-2007 12:06 AM

I fear, we must fear the bunnies.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/6...nkbunnyzb8.jpg

Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear.

Emperor Devon 10-07-2007 12:10 AM

Fear. Know it.

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5...ilsantaby3.jpg

Samuel Dravis 10-07-2007 12:22 AM

Devon, where did you find such an attractive image? I must know this. It eats at my mind as surely as brain rot eats at a zombie's innards. Yea, even as the Goa'uld eats at Bob's mind, controlling his every move, so are mine intentions controlled and directed towards the ends I have in mind; namely, those whereabouts of the image you have simply found and thus posted in this thread, and nothing more, and nothing less. I proclaim to be Truth that I do wonder what it means to post this wonderful image.

tk102 10-07-2007 03:52 AM

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/6...tcopiniox9.gif

Samuel Dravis 10-07-2007 03:52 AM

ugh tk :rolleyes:

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/5...barfbc6mc5.gif

Emperor Devon 10-07-2007 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the hams
Devon, where did you find such an attractive image? I must know this. It eats at my mind as surely as brain rot eats at a zombie's innards.

geeze hams stop bothering me with your questions or i'ma sic Santa on you, m-k

http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs5/i/200..._apolloboy.jpg

you don't want to end up like those kids do you hams

Bob Lion54 10-07-2007 05:29 AM

pft... Santa has nothing on The EASTER BUNNY!!!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89.../scarypic1.jpg

He will eat you... and your socks.

Samuel Dravis 10-08-2007 06:10 PM

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9056/b1nj0.png

Det. Bart Lasiter 10-08-2007 08:26 PM

http://i24.tinypic.com/2zr23y0.png

Emperor Devon 10-08-2007 08:56 PM

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/1782/miracleub7.jpg

tk102 10-08-2007 09:53 PM

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/6827/spamcansdh8.jpg

Det. Bart Lasiter 10-08-2007 10:27 PM

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j2...c7142/hueg.jpg

Jeff 10-09-2007 12:23 AM

lul hai guyz wuts up

Det. Bart Lasiter 10-09-2007 12:59 AM

jus' chillin brah

Jeff 10-09-2007 01:05 AM

btw jmac i demand you make an image like that one up there for me

Det. Bart Lasiter 10-09-2007 01:34 AM

ok

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j2...c7142/moel.jpg

Jeff 10-09-2007 01:38 AM

oh yeah boiiiiiii wut nao wsup wsup

Samuel Dravis 10-09-2007 11:50 AM

hey here is another
if you were interested the log is from 9/12

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/856/blog2svm8.jpg


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