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Dagobahn Eagle 10-20-2007 02:34 PM

This ought to tick off the fundies...
 
You know Harry Potter, that witchcraft indoctrination book series Rowling wrote to lure your little children into the clutches of Satan? It now turns out Rowling is also a pusher of teh ghey:eek:!

This is going to make the fundamentalists sooo mad, and just thinking of their fury makes me sooo happy. A better weekend present I could not possibly have asked for.

[Pictures a frustrated fundie somewhere muttering "I knew that b&%#* was evil!]:D

IG-64 10-20-2007 03:36 PM

He should hook up with Gandalf (Ian McKellen is gay)

Jae Onasi 10-20-2007 03:46 PM

Why would you be so happy that someone else is upset? Seems a bit cold-hearted to me.

Monkey Mania 10-20-2007 04:04 PM

What's this craze about wizards being gay all of a sudden?

Pho3nix 10-20-2007 04:08 PM

(Taken from Ahto :p)

Hah :D I'm wondering how many conservatives are going to claim that Harry Potter books have made their kids gay or more exposed to 'the evil of faggotry' after this.

Fish.Stapler 10-20-2007 07:19 PM

I saw that this morning...I always thought Dumbledore was like an asexual demigod :P

Pie™ 10-20-2007 08:56 PM

Oh well, at least she killed him off. :p

Tyrion 10-20-2007 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie™
Oh well, at least she killed him off. :p

Does this mean Snape committed a hate crime?

Dagobahn Eagle 10-20-2007 10:51 PM

OMG Bigotry!1

Totenkopf 10-20-2007 11:44 PM

Since his sexuality never came up the novels, who really cares now?

*Imagines DE picturing a frustrated fundie somewhere muttering "I knew that b&%#* was evil!" *

Sabretooth 10-21-2007 12:49 AM

:rofl:
I can imagine the church going all crazy on her. Harry Potter is now a Satanist manual that encourages homosexuality! This is classic, baby!

Det. Bart Lasiter 10-21-2007 01:06 AM

It already was a satanist manual. Hurr.

Kjølen 10-21-2007 01:06 AM

Don't say "the church" like you mean Catholicism. :p We couldn't care less about a WORK OF FICTION.

Det. Bart Lasiter 10-21-2007 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kjølen
Don't say "the church" like you mean Catholicism.

iknorite i mean most of these fundamentalist guys don't even have cool hats.

Tyrion 10-21-2007 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kjølen
Don't say "the church" like you mean Catholicism. :p We couldn't care less about a WORK OF FICTION.

Quote:

don't say "the church" like you mean Catholicism
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We couldn't care less about a WORK OF FICTION.
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WORK OF FICTION
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Catholicism
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WORK OF FICTION
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Catholicism
:xp:

Kjølen 10-21-2007 01:50 AM

Deciding not to opt for my usual retort of "you can burn in hell," considering the topic, I'll just wish unfavorable events upon you. :p

Lightsaberboy 10-21-2007 06:10 AM

i heard about this. it seemed a bit pointless since the series is already done with and the character already dead. there didn't really seem to be much point and it felt tacked on. it's like George Lucas telling us that Leia liked to pick her boogers then ate them when no one was looking.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...gay-lolcat.jpg

MrWally 10-21-2007 09:38 AM

I know plenty of fundamentalist Christians that aren't against homosexuality.

They may not "agree" with it or "condone" it, but they accept it and accept gays freely, and definitely aren't "anti-homosexual" or "gaybashers."

I should know, I'm one of them.

I even worked with a gay pastor last fall. He was a great guy.

Crow_Nest 10-21-2007 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagobahn Eagle
You know Harry Potter, that witchcraft indoctrination book series Rowling wrote to lure your little children into the clutches of Satan? It now turns out Rowling is also a pusher of teh ghey:eek:!

This is going to make the fundamentalists sooo mad, and just thinking of their fury makes me sooo happy. A better weekend present I could not possibly have asked for.

[Pictures a frustrated fundie somewhere muttering "I knew that b&%#* was evil!]:D

lmao, that made my week. :p

Commander Obi-Wan 10-21-2007 01:00 PM

lol I love how the threads always turn out like this. :p

Seriously though, it's no big ****ing deal. It doesn't change anything regarding the storyline... unless Rowling changes it.

MrWally 10-21-2007 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Commander Obi-Wan
lol I love how the threads always turn out like this. :p

Seriously though, it's no big ****ing deal. It doesn't change anything regarding the storyline... unless Rowling changes it.


Yes. There is going to be a recall of book 7 to include a gay sex scene.

That's exactly what'll happen.

Pie™ 10-21-2007 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrWally
Yes. There is going to be a recall of book 7 to include a gay sex scene.

That's exactly what'll happen.

I came. :3

Tyrion 10-21-2007 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrWally
Yes. There is going to be a recall of book 7 to include a gay sex scene.

That's exactly what'll happen.

I'm pretty sure Dumbledore is dead throughout all of book 7.

Pie™ 10-21-2007 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrion
I'm pretty sure Dumbledore is dead throughout all of book 7.

When did that ever stop devil-worshipping wizards?

Totenkopf 10-21-2007 03:34 PM

Yeah, he can just come back as an incubus and torment Harry or Ron (or both) as well as others. ;)

Negative Sun 10-22-2007 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrion
I'm pretty sure Dumbledore is dead throughout all of book 7.

Gay and a necrophile?
JK is sure giving a new meaning to controversy with this one then lolz

Lorden Darkblade 10-22-2007 12:30 PM

Yeah I heard about this too. No clue why she decided to say that after the entire series is over.
Perhaps just to get some more attention...

Prime 10-22-2007 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyrion
Does this mean Snape committed a hate crime?

http://torch.cs.dal.ca/~mroger/threa...7151779331.jpg

...about gay people.

:D

MrWally 10-22-2007 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lorden Darkblade
Yeah I heard about this too. No clue why she decided to say that after the entire series is over.
Perhaps just to get some more attention...


She claims that she thought people would get to upset about it. Once it was announced she said something to the effect of "If I had known it would have made everyone so happy I would have told you much earlier."

But you never know.

Kjølen 10-22-2007 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J.K. Rowling
"If I had known it would have made everyone so happy I would have made it all up off the top of my head much earlier."

Fixed.

PoiuyWired 10-23-2007 06:43 PM

Now, lets hope there is no "special Edition" of the books.
Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!!

Oh wait...

TiE23 10-23-2007 06:47 PM

...

eww...

BongoBob 10-23-2007 07:27 PM

Actually, he takes meds to make him do that. Normally he shoots fifth.

Tyrion 10-23-2007 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BongoBob
Actually, he takes meds to make him do that. Normally he shoots fifth.

If he's able to get his wand to stay erect for more than a bloody few seconds, yes.

BongoBob 10-23-2007 11:52 PM

That's what the other meds are for.

Sabretooth 10-24-2007 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BongoBob
That's what the other meds are for.

What about all the wand enlargement? He does that with meds or spells?

Tyrion 10-24-2007 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BongoBob
That's what the other meds are for.

Jesus, no wonder Hogwarts went to Hell in a hand basket so quickly: their headmaster was doped on sex meds and probably spent most of his free time leering at explicit pictures of Harry and Moaning Myrtle.

There's a reason why she moans, and it has everything to do with Harry's adventures into her chamber of secrets.

BongoBob 10-24-2007 12:37 AM

Ty, I just want you to know, you've usurped Chases role :p

ET Warrior 10-24-2007 09:52 AM

PG-13! this forum is PG-13! :P


Hooligans.

JoeDoe 2.0 10-24-2007 10:09 AM

And here I was thinking that Dumblesnore actually cared for Harry, now I understand the firs movie, "The Philosopher's Stone" and its not a that kind of "magik" stone, and no wander he could see death people! HE was high all the time :p


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