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El Sitherino 12-04-2007 01:47 PM

Can one simply walk into Mordor?
 
What precisely are the repercussions of just strolling in?

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Has anyone ever noticed Sean Bean dies in pretty much every movie he's in? Could it be that if his ass simply walked into Mordor, he might live more often?
Yeah, yeah, I know, made after a book.

Still.

Jeff 12-04-2007 02:00 PM

One does not simply walk, beam down, log in, telnet, rock, harbl, shoop da whoop, zerg rush, pole vault, segway, or drive into Mordor.

Negative Sun 12-04-2007 03:49 PM

Just parade Aragorn in a tutu and a pair of tights outside the gates and one can stroll into Mordor and spit Sauron in the eye no sweat...

Det. Bart Lasiter 12-04-2007 04:31 PM

Who the **** is voting yes?

El Sitherino 12-04-2007 04:38 PM

Those of us willing to walk into Mordor.

Jeff 12-04-2007 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Sitherino
Those of us willing to walk into Mordor.

Not with 10,000 men could you do this. It is folly.

Writer 12-04-2007 09:50 PM

If one lil' Hobbit and his friends accomplished it, I daresay we at LF may be able to scare up the same success... now if only we knew which way to Mordor... oh, I remembered! Left!

Pho3nix 12-05-2007 08:08 AM

This reminds me.

I should watch the Lord of the Rings again.

And no, you cannot simply walk into Mordor. Not even with 9TB.

Darth_Xasthur 12-05-2007 11:10 PM

I would have just staied and chilled with "Tom Bombidal"

For those who have actually read the book and know what im talking about, i commend you,

O yah and by the way the answer is no, but is sam golom and the puss bag frodo can, then i guess anyone can. Even if noone could, Chuck Norris could.

OMFG there gose another Norris Joke

"One cannot simply walk into mordor, unless that one is chuck norris"

Serpentine Cougar 12-05-2007 11:24 PM

Yes you can. You totally can. It's a proven fact.

Darth_Xasthur 12-05-2007 11:46 PM

One can, this is true, but will you live? Thats the question

MJ-W4 12-06-2007 05:57 AM

Just looked at the map: Yes, you can, if you walk all the way to the east near the Land of Rhn and then take the first right. After a brisk walk, you could meet up with Mordor's East Enders. :D

JoeDoe 2.0 12-08-2007 01:27 AM

With the help of Ninja master Fuzzy anything is possible!!!

http://www.thefunnycats.com/wp-conte...inja_kitty.jpg


But seriously: Yes you can walk in, but please decide in how many boxes you want to get carried out, shipping is expensive this time of year, and that new "tax" for the Orc war effort is just plain theft!

MJ-W4 12-08-2007 01:57 AM

^^ my attempt would be to send in a party full of Jaheiras. That should do the trick for Mordor. Oh, and for Middle Earth, too. :D

Sabretooth 12-08-2007 03:08 AM

This is one hell of a poll topic.

:indif:

Pho3nix 12-08-2007 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabretooth
This is one hell of a poll topic.

It's the best one yet.

El Sitherino 12-08-2007 02:52 PM

It was either that or make you guys decide what shoes make me look the cutest.

Quanon 12-08-2007 04:36 PM

Sure you can walk in , just drag Britney or the Spice Girls along ...
I'm sure this will have some effect on the niffty Orcs :lol:

PoiuyWired 12-09-2007 09:59 AM

How about a Paris Hilton?

Well, ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ROCK INTO MORDOR.

Jasper_Kazai 12-09-2007 01:08 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...trammordor.jpg
No.

Darth_Xasthur 12-09-2007 10:40 PM

Really? No, you CAN NOT just walk in. You can pogo in, maby but its like this, David Hasalhoff would not hang out with gumby, maby pokey, but def. not gumby

MJ-W4 12-10-2007 01:08 AM

If you're Sauron, you can even stroll in. They'll open the front door for you, at that. :D

Miltiades 12-10-2007 05:10 PM

Let us all dress like Sauron, then!

Det. Bart Lasiter 12-10-2007 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Sitherino
It was either that or make you guys decide what shoes make me look the cutest.

I like this.

JoeDoe 2.0 12-10-2007 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Sitherino
It was either that or make you guys decide what shoes make me look the cutest.

You look nice on high heels honey :xp:

Ctrl Alt Del 12-11-2007 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth_Xasthur
I would have just staied and chilled with "Tom Bombidal"

You would be pretty dead then. Try asking for Tom Bombadil next time. :p

Darth_Xasthur 12-11-2007 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ctrl_Alt_Del
You would be pretty dead then. Try asking for Tom Bombadil next time. :p

Not really, gandof would have eventually have found me and then taken the ring to rivendell and i would just chill where i was. They would have figured it out on there own. And yes, not only am i a horrible normal speller, but i also am even worse when it comes to J.R.R. Tolkin made up words.

LOTR owns, but star wars is the best, am i right?? Or am i right?
:twogun:

Steve-O Kreesh 12-11-2007 10:13 PM

Why walk when you could take a M1-A1 Abrams tank into Mordor and blow Sauron to smithereens!!!! :)

JoeDoe 2.0 12-11-2007 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth_Xasthur
Not really, gandof would have eventually have found me and then taken the ring to rivendell and i would just chill where i was. They would have figured it out on there own. And yes, not only am i a horrible normal speller, but i also am even worse when it comes to J.R.R. Tolkin made up words.

LOTR owns, but star wars is the best, am i right?? Or am i right?


:Open1: should be enough of a response

Sabretooth 12-12-2007 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoeDoe 2.0
You look nice on high heels honey :xp:

Oh you're going to regret you ever said that. In a sexual manner of speaking, I mean.

MJ-W4 12-12-2007 02:53 AM

[Cloaked in the Force, leisurely ambling in and out of Mordor :D] ^ That's not Eddie in your pic, and where's the Hat? :marx1:

Crow_Nest 12-12-2007 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmac7142
Who the **** is voting yes?

I did, you just step on any territory on the map that is within Mordor and viola you're in mordor.

JoeDoe 2.0 12-12-2007 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabretooth
Oh you're going to regret you ever said that. In a sexual manner of speaking, I mean.

:rofl:

Pho3nix 12-12-2007 01:44 PM

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1038/walkendm0.jpg

So lame I just had to post it.

MJ-W4 12-12-2007 01:49 PM

^^ Nice one, and very much on topic. :lol:

Det. Bart Lasiter 12-12-2007 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crow_Nest
I did, you just step on any territory on the map that is within Mordor and viola you're in mordor.

One cannot simply walk/skate/teleport/telnet/ssh/run/jog/speed walk/fly/tunnel/glide/climb/* into Mordor.

Ray Jones 12-12-2007 02:27 PM

What about ascension?

Det. Bart Lasiter 12-12-2007 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Jones
What about ascension?

Covered under the wildcard.

Darth_Xasthur 12-12-2007 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crow_Nest
I did, you just step on any territory on the map that is within Mordor and viola you're in mordor.

Its not walk ON mordor, its walk "INTO" Mordor, and to walk INTO you need to face all the bitches, and the bitches get crazy up in mordors crib

MJ-W4 12-12-2007 02:57 PM

^^ As it happens, they won't. Sauron and his minions were defeated, so let's just nip over there for lunch and enjoy the view. :spin:


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